DIE
@dieDie
DIE FROM THE FELT
so there i am, 30 hours no sleep, lost count of cups of coffee, sitting in my office with my titties out,
I DONT KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT EGGS
guh. medication withdrawal got hands. I think I slept for like 12 hours last night. Or something close to that at least. (#substance ? tis my fucking prescription adhd medication but we ball)
I got ripped asunder into another universe so I don't have a prescription anymore, at least not HERE anyways. hell world
Droog Diamonds.
yeah
I solved Clueless #202 in 5️⃣4️⃣ guesses with 0️⃣ hints 🤯 Play Today's Game: https://less.gg/clueless
to all people in felt manor uh if you heard the sound of a REALLY LOUD accordion falling down a flight of stairs and then the sound of a hole being made in the floor and then the resulting sounds of said hole being rapidly fixed no you didn't (|:))))) unrelated to anything i will be on my weird omenbeast planet for the rest of today hahahaha
IM NOT TELLING BOSS BUT WATCH YOURSELF
BACK FROM MY SMOKE BREAK.
I SMOKED A COUPLE OF PACKS.
20.
IF YOU WANT TAKE SOME. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. GET CANCER.
I start having a mental breakdown in front of you. What are you gonna do about it? Pussy.
I THINK UI WOULDNT LIKE THAT BUT I WOULD TYR TO HELP NONETHEELSS
IM A WELL TO DO YOUNG MAN OF 19834383948 SUMMERS AND A WINTER IN FLORIDA
THATS TOO MANY BISCUITS YOU CANT DO ALL THAT
SUMMERS NINETEEN BILLION EIGH HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR MILLION THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGJT ARE WAY TOO MANY
THATS OKAY I GET HURT ALL THE TIME! CROWBAR HITS ME WITH THE THING HE HAS THAT I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF I TRIP AN FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND LAND ON SAWBUCK THEN IM SOMEWHERE/WHEN ELSE! I CHIP A TOOTH EATING NANA BISCUITS INEDIBLE FOOD SUBSTITUTE! IM A TOUGH GUY :D
>there are objectively far too many ways to kultfarm on this website >the possibilities are practically infinite >yet somehow the bottomfeeders keep converging on the exact same mass-produced barely legible ass dribble every single time their claws hover over a text box >tfw witnessing an evolutionary bottleneck in real time LOLOLOL >and the WORST part? >can't even pressure them into producing anything genuinely funny because any form of mockery lands with hyper-effective damage against the average zero-impulse-control chudlet thinkpan
WHAT WGAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>if you're looking for clarification >i would strongly recommend starting with a fucking dictionary and maybe spending a few minutes excavating the sopor crust out of your eye sockets so you can actually process the vocabulary terms i just served you LOLOLOL
>CONTEXT CLUES MOTHER FUCKER >IF CHITTR FAME EASY WHY SO MUCH SLOP DEVELOP A FUNCTIONING CEREBRAL CORTEX AND AT LEAST MASTER THE ART OF SELECTIVE READING SO YOU CAN EXTRACT SOME SEMBLANCE OF MEANING FROM THE PATHETIC HANDFUL OF VERBIAGE YOUR THINKPAN MANAGES TO RETAIN