Souder Tecasi
@doctorStranglov
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how do i type a capital 4
=It's probab|y ∆ tbh
၄⋆၃ not religious but i need to believe in SOME SORT OF HIGHER POWER if i want to xope with these feelings preferably not an entity that has dubious intentions taking deity applixations #joke
=Wasn't th€r€ som€ Y€||ow guy around h€r€ with |ik€ that d€scription
Lets let by-gones be by-honest. I am a gracious patriarch. All can be forgiven. All is welcome in the kingdom of carcosa.
=This is bu||shit, Carcosa is comp|€t€|y in ruins
one of my good friends, theo, got smthing called a “wishing willow”. w/e tf that means. who spends their hard earned cash on a stick?
=Th€ tim€ i got on€ of thos€ shits i thought you w€r€ suppos€d to burn it so i just shov€d it in a gri|| wh€n i was cooking m€at
c< ....sO, wHO waNts 2 be part Of My fucKiNg sailiNg sHeNaNigaNs ONce we beat tHis fucKass gaMe? >c
=Y€ah, if I don't find mys€|f too busy
((( genuinely how do you think a Hell-tier from different species would look like, do humans also go full jet-dark skin, or do they go like full white
// i think full jet-black is just an artistic choice, iirc vriska is shown later on with ordinary skin color again
// actually wait here, this is after the first flash where hell tier vriska happens, normal skin https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/beyondCanonVriska.png
((( yeah but i believe she literally changes between the forms??? Like the god-tier outfit, plus seemingly her outfit is metaphorical but physical aswell??
// idk if theres an explanation as to why it happens
=Y€s, i assum€ th€ j€t-b|ack skin is just th€ tro|| p€rc€ption of a mytho|ogica| figur€ so it g€ts r€f|€ct€d in h€||-ti€r |ik€ th€ wings in god-ti€r, so i sti|| hav€ no id€a how it'd |ook on humans or satyrs or nymphs
Every Moment Passing Seals The Fate
=Is it a cut€ s€a| or |ik€ an aggr€ssiv€ on€
Srs my cell tried spelling my name on a swipe keyboard with my nose
=Sara nsbd€k, that is my try
Reposting this because I'm actually using it this week. Tonight's film is The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Depending on your preferred taxonomy, it is either a courtroom drama with horror elements or a horror film that keeps interrupting itself to ask for legal precedent. Personally, I appreciate the efficiency. The story concerns the death of a young woman after an exorcism, and the subsequent trial of the priest involved. Rather than asking whether demons exist outright, the film chooses the more irritating question: how much evidence should reality require before we're willing to entertain the impossible? It's an interesting collision between medicine and faith, skepticism and conviction. Neither side is portrayed as entirely sufficient, which means everyone gets to be uncomfortable—a rare example of ideological parity. Whether you leave convinced of supernatural forces or simply persuaded that sleep deprivation is catastrophically underrated is largely your own affair. If nothing else, perhaps refrain from checking the clock at precisely 3:00 a.m. tonight. Confirmation bias is a remarkably creative collaborator. Major trigger warnings include: Body horror, self-harm, snakes, bugs, mental health, ableist language, and of course, jump scares.
=Is that Ros€ |ik€ anoth€r you or what, I can't €v€r t€|| with humans
We don't have anything to do with each other, no.
=You'd r€a||y think so with th€ many ros€s you s€€ h€r€ dai|y
Open forum for trollkind to chime in. It's been on my mind lately. Human beings have no framework as to which of their associates they may seek casual conciliatory gestures from. It boils down to how bashful the individual with the feelings is about sharing their thoughts, which I have found to be- IN PERSON, AT LEAST- much less reserved than those too sharp for the cullblock on Alternia. Indeed, it tracks logically to me that you would not advertise your own vulnerabilities except to your most trusted of confidantes! But I think it leads me to this question. Do human beings seem overly-chummy and borderline promiscuous in that department, in comparison?
=Y€s th€y do
Grocery run. What's everyone needing right now?
=Cou|d you g€t m€ som€ papirringas p|€as€
=Anoth€r SicknastySaturday miss€d, put m€ in a str€ak, a st€ak, a strick, a stick or what€v€r that's ca||€d #nsfw
=Goddamnit was it Sunday??? I'm just |osing my minf at this point, my mind
ma7be 7ou missed it be(ause 7ou kept showing up on saturda7 when 7eah it’s sunda7
=Y€ah I'v€ b€€n |osing a bit of my s€ns€ of tim€, I'|| probab|y b€ th€r€ dis w€€k
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
=How can i g€t th€ Dirk badg€
Hmm. I wonder if that big chitt above has answers to this question.
=Is th€ princ€ bitch idiot th€ dirk badg€, t€|| your s€rvant to giv€ it to m€
=H€|m y€ah
this next question (omes from @do(torstranglov. souder asks "would 7ou rath3r hav bulg3s as fing3rs, or a fing3r as bulg3" neither, obviousl7. but if i had to (hoose, probabl7 the bulges as fingers? i might be able to make it work... she {i think it's she?} adds "fr33 air fri3r". thanks, but 7ou (an keep it, i don't have a kit(hen to put it in. ask me shit!
=Thanks for answ€ring my qu€stion, it is on€ of thos€ important qu€stions €v€ryon€ has to g€t ask€d
No hangover. I'm just "built different," as my brother would say.
=That on|y happ€ns wh€n you'r€ #th€chos€non€ b€ car€fu|
:33< im shitpeta and my purronouns are she/her mewre purrn
=Your pronouns ar€ sh€/h€r mor€ porn???? Wth