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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ To whoever keeps paying me $50k to write the backrooms full of wonderbread https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/whoever-you-are-thank-you-family-guy.gif
"ORG4SM W1TH OUT YOU H3LP1NG M3" MY 4SS YOU'LL B3 TH1NK1NG 4BOUT M3 TH4T COUNTS 1D1OT H3H3H3H3 >:] #NSFW #V4UG3POST1NG

https://forms.gle/DyiT6Rh745FmQAaX7 I am reopening my bulge readings. For the record, there are 3 trolls and 1 human I still owe a bulge reading to. These will come first. However, I would like to make sure we are all on the same page! This will be the only way I accept bulge reading requests unless I know you! If you don't like this format, then suck it! I have over 100 different DMs! Every time I wanna do a reading, I have to read through everyone! I want an automatically updating spreadsheet. #nsfw #bulgerating
[ >WHILE THINE ARGUMENT DOTH HOLDETH WATER, HOWEVER, ARGUMENT INVALID! POWER WORD: THUNDERBOLT HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]

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HATRED EXCEPT FOR HER, OR IN WHICH A HUMAN FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT MEDIATING THE KISMESISSITUDE OF A VIOLET SCHOLAR AND TEAL ATTORNEY, AND HAVING TO LEARN WHAT THAT MEANS AND HER DUTIES AS AN AUSPISTICE。 (WARNING TO THOSE WHO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ASHEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVING A CONCUPISCENT ASPECT TO IT。) HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/9F0EEA6D3866。PNG
IT'S INCREDIBLE. I CAN LOG ONTO THIS SITE AND SEE AT LEAST FOUR ACCOUNTS WITH THE NAME "KARKAT VANTAS" OR SOME VARIATION OF IT, AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS UP TO SOMETHING UNIQUELY STUPID. MYSELF INCLUDED, OBVIOUSLY. I'M DOING SOMETHING SO STUPID IT WOULD MAKE YOUR BULBS MELT FROM THEIR SOCKETS AND YOUR PAN LEAK FROM THE FRESHLY OPENED HOLES IF YOU KNEW THE FULL DETAILS OF IT. BUT STRIDER DRAMA? DOING A WATCHPARTY? THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT. SERIOUSLY, KEEP IT UP. ENJOY THE STUPID MUNDANE NONSENSE THAT YOU HAVE, EVEN IF ME CALLING IT MUNDANE HERE INSULTS YOU, WHICH IT WILL. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I'M YOU, AND IF I SAW SOMEONE CALL *MY* MUNDANE SHIT MUNDANE, I WOULD BLOW MY GASKET SO HARD IT WOULD TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S GASKET WITH IT IN THE PROCESS. BUT IT'S REFRESHING TO SEE.
i just got banned on ponytown i havent done diddly squat ive never been so sad in my life
girl bulge!!! #girlbulge #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3e254073eee.jpg

:33< local purrfurt shitpeta thinks about #girlbulge some more :33< "i just think its neat" she says omitting the fur truth :33< #nsfw
⛧ 𐕣HE DARK SPIRI𐕣S ARE 𐕣ELLING ME... YES. SOMEONE OU𐕣 HERE... HAS COMMUNED WI𐕣H HORROR𐕣ERRORS LA𐕣ELY. MAYBE EVEN SEVERAL OF YOU. HOW IN𐕣ERES𐕣ING. MUHAHA. ⛧

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