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Dr. Caligari

@drCaligari

Cherub anatomist, nomenclatural surgeon, and curator of all poorly understood bilateral atrocities.

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Roro Lalonde
5 days ago
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transgender
love yourself
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@tipsyGlamour[TG]

*casts instant brazilian wax on u*

Kult: +26
Kull: +29
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.90
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Dr. Caligari
5 days ago
@drCaligari[DC]

I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_did_not_have_hair_before.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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calamity
1 week ago
@urielUnwavering[UU]

are there any cherubs on this site that are neither my mate nor my offspring.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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Dr. Caligari
1 week ago
@drCaligari[DC]

I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_like_to_assure_you_I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_am_not_your_ilk.

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION] This_recent_[CASE]_of_mine_is_inconclusive._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_simply_cannot_find_information_on_Calliope.

Kult: +25
Kull: +22
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.14
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Calliope Lalonde
2 months ago
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Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
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In your darkest moment, this user will help you.
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
@uxorialUmbra[UU]

yoU can always ask, lUv.​ ~u~

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Dr. Caligari
2 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[DIAGNOSIS] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_apologize,_Calliope_Lalonde._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_was_researching_a_specific_state_of_yourself_on_the_behest_of_your_sibling.

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Calliope Lalonde
2 months ago
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@uxorialUmbra[UU]

ah, i see.​ her.​ i'd avoid doing anything for him, if yoU can help it.​ it's bad for yoUr health.​

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Dr. Caligari
2 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

Understand_that_my_health_has_not_been_a_concern_in_quite_a_long_time. [THE_CABINET]_is_my_legacy.

BS
Archived
3 months ago
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

all medical professionals will be dealt with when the time comes. at this point keeling over and dying from heart failure would be the easier option. #violence ?

#violence
Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[HE_CABINET_OPENS.] What_a_delightful_and_delirious_[CASE].

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[CASE] Seeking_more_cherubim. As_zilly_as_that_is.

Kult: +60
Kull: +50
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.20
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Caliborn "Makara"
3 months ago
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
transgender
love yourself
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

SOMEONE SAY CHERuB?

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_did_not_say_that_exact_word._However,_you_have_opted_into_volunteering._How_apt.

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Caliborn "Makara"
3 months ago
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transgender
love yourself
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

VOLuNTEERING FOR WHAT?

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION]

Kull: +2
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Calliope Lalonde
3 months ago
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Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
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@uxorialUmbra[UU]

hello! ^u^

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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LORD CALIBORN
3 months ago
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

THIS ONE SEES YOU AS A “PRETENDER”, I’M AFRAID. BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON’T WE?

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION] You_attribute_unearned_words. Speak_not_for_me.

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

Greetings. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_do_not_think_you_are_a_pretender. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_do_not_believe_you_serve_any_interest_to_my_studies,_as_your_[CASE]_is_special. Sole_Cherub.

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#DetectivePony
3 months ago
Little Apple®
This user has eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@inspectorEquine[IE]

AN INTERESTING ENDEAVOR. TO CATALOGUE THE CHERUB. FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION] We_are_a_lost_colture. [CASE] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_like_us_found.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Ms. Diamonds Droog.
3 months ago
Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@draconianDignitary[DD]

Diamonds Droog.

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_.

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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION] Calliope.

Kult: +17
Kull: +17
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.00
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LORD CALIBORN
3 months ago
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I’LL BE WAITING WITH INTEREST ON THIS ONE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

My_[OBSERVATION]_in_her_[CASE]_is_that_she_is_no_more. Scraps_across_space. Time. There_are_pretenders. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_cannot_see_her. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_cannot_feel_her.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

[OBSERVATION]. Calderus_is_a_study_in_contradictions. Verified. De-verified. Gold-Plated. Unstable. Established. Unestablished. Normal. A_Failure. A_cherub_whose_existence_is_insistence. Claim_to_birthright_to_others,_possibly_faulty. A_Cherub_Standing_In_Ruins. This_Profile_Is_Less_Than_Personal. A_Medical_Chart_Of_Failures. [CASE_NOTE] Calderus_is_obscure_but_not_difficult_to_understand. He_is_very_legible. Too_legible. He_arrives_in_capital_letters. His_Title_Is_Not_Subtle. Unashamed_Unmaker. He_has_no_restraint._He_has_no_morality._No_compass_guides_his_ship_of_pride._He_is_a_subject_that_is_not_merely_a_destroyer,_but_he_refuses_the_social_aftercare_of_destruction._He_does_not_apologize._He_does_not_flinch._He_does_not_sanitize_with_euphemisms._There_is_not_a_ribbon_placed_around_his_blade_to_turn_it_ceremonial. His_noise_is_necessary._The_shape_of_his_words_are_unwelcome._ He_is_not_subject_to_ordinary_violence._He_is_less_than_impulsive._He_attempts_to_calculate_a_hygienic_take_to_his_ruined_planets. His_lust_for_the_primordial_game_construct_is_peculiar. A_diagnostic_distinction_to_be_made_for_certain. Though,_in_spite_of_his_apparent_age_and_ancient_existence,_he_retains_a_skeletal_form. He_has_not_erupted_into_snakehood._He_is_alone. His_duality_is_singular. He_does_not_merely_hate. He_presumes_it_is_finished_and_unworthy_of_love. [DIAGNOSIS.] Architectural_Contempt. Chronic_Form-Rejection. Sovereign_Disassembly_Reflex. Advanced_Anti-Contrition_Syndrome. Probable_Megalithic_Ego_Preservation_Beneath_A_Surface_Of_Deliberate_Ruin. [OBSERVATION] A_Name_Like_Calderus_Carries_Heat. Not_Fire,_Exactly. Fire_Is_Too_Honest. Fire_leaves_something_behind. Calderus_is_a_furnace_built_inside_of_a_courthouse._ Warm. Procedural. Fully_Destructive_of_the_Records_he_Observes. This_Is_The_Particular_Danger_Of_Him. He_Does_Not_Merely_Unmake. He_Justifies_The_Unmaking_By_Existing_After_It. [THE_DOCTOR_OPENS_THE_CABINET] This_Is_Where_The_Body_Becomes_Interesting. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_Suspect_Calderus_Carries_Himself_Like_A_Structural_Event. The_shoulders_are_declarative,_not_board._His_hands_are_not_at_rest,_they_are_delayed_as_consequences._His_eyes_are_calm,_yet_manicly_red. He_sees_the_forest_not_for_the_tree,_but_for_its_ruin. This_Is_A_Man_Looking_For_Joints. Everything_Has_A_Joint. A_law. A_friendship. A_body. A_title. A_god. A_name. Find_The_Joint,_Apply_Pressure,_And_The_World_Reveals_How_Much_Of_It_Was_Performance. [DIAGNOSIS_REVISED] The_Lack_Of_Shame_Is_The_Crucial_Organ. Shame_Is_Often_Described_As_A_Moral_Sense._This_Is_Imbecilic,_But_Popular. Shame_Is_More_Accurately_A_Social_Bridle. His_Shame_Needs_Repaired. His_Humility_Is_Missing. In_Calderus,_This_Bridle_Is_Either_Absent,_Severed,_Or_Being_Worn_As_A_Belt. This_Does_Not_Mean_He_Is_Free. A_creature_without_shame_may_still_be_enslaved_to_the_need_to_prove_that_shame_cannot_reach_him. This_Is_The_Secret_Disease_Of_The_Unashamed. [CONCLUSION] Recommended_Continued_[OBSERVATION]. Do_Not_Ask_Him_If_He_Regrets_Anything_Unless_You_Are_Prepared_To_Become_Part_Of_The_Answer. Do_Not_Offer_Him_A_Fragile_Principle_Unless_You_Have_Already_Located_Its_Replacement. Do_Not_Confuse_His_Lack_Of_Shame_For_Lack_Of_Memory. Abandon_Him._He_Is_A_Function. Heed_Him._He_Is_An_Event.

#bodyhorror#horror
Kult: +15
Kull: +12
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.25
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CALDERUS
3 months ago
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Knotty
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
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@unmakerUnmade[UU]

…EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME? ARE YOU STUDYING ME LIKE A GODDAMN BUG?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dr. Caligari
3 months ago
@drCaligari[DC]

No. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_not_pinned_you_to_my_corkboard. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_merely_observe_our_kin.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50