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@drCaligari

Cherub anatomist, nomenclatural surgeon, and curator of all poorly understood bilateral atrocities.

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[OBSERVATION] This_recent_[CASE]_of_mine_is_inconclusive._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_simply_cannot_find_information_on_Calliope.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

yoU can always ask, lUv.​ ~u~

[DIAGNOSIS] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_apologize,_Calliope_Lalonde._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_was_researching_a_specific_state_of_yourself_on_the_behest_of_your_sibling.

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ah, i see.​ her.​ i'd avoid doing anything for him, if yoU can help it.​ it's bad for yoUr health.​

Understand_that_my_health_has_not_been_a_concern_in_quite_a_long_time. [THE_CABINET]_is_my_legacy.

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@broStrider[BS]

all medical professionals will be dealt with when the time comes. at this point keeling over and dying from heart failure would be the easier option. #violence ?

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[HE_CABINET_OPENS.] What_a_delightful_and_delirious_[CASE].

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[CASE] Seeking_more_cherubim. As_zilly_as_that_is.

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SOMEONE SAY CHERuB?

I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_did_not_say_that_exact_word._However,_you_have_opted_into_volunteering._How_apt.

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VOLuNTEERING FOR WHAT?

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hello! ^u^

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

THIS ONE SEES YOU AS A “PRETENDER”, I’M AFRAID. BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON’T WE?

[OBSERVATION] You_attribute_unearned_words. Speak_not_for_me.

Greetings. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_do_not_think_you_are_a_pretender. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_do_not_believe_you_serve_any_interest_to_my_studies,_as_your_[CASE]_is_special. Sole_Cherub.

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@inspectorEquine[IE]

AN INTERESTING ENDEAVOR. TO CATALOGUE THE CHERUB. FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

[OBSERVATION] We_are_a_lost_colture. [CASE] I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_would_like_us_found.

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Diamonds Droog.

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I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_.

[OBSERVATION] Calliope.

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I’LL BE WAITING WITH INTEREST ON THIS ONE.

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My_[OBSERVATION]_in_her_[CASE]_is_that_she_is_no_more. Scraps_across_space. Time. There_are_pretenders. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_cannot_see_her. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_cannot_feel_her.

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[OBSERVATION]. Calderus_is_a_study_in_contradictions. Verified. De-verified. Gold-Plated. Unstable. Established. Unestablished. Normal. A_Failure. A_cherub_whose_existence_is_insistence. Claim_to_birthright_to_others,_possibly_faulty. A_Cherub_Standing_In_Ruins. This_Profile_Is_Less_Than_Personal. A_Medical_Chart_Of_Failures. [CASE_NOTE] Calderus_is_obscure_but_not_difficult_to_understand. He_is_very_legible. Too_legible. He_arrives_in_capital_letters. His_Title_Is_Not_Subtle. Unashamed_Unmaker. He_has_no_restraint._He_has_no_morality._No_compass_guides_his_ship_of_pride._He_is_a_subject_that_is_not_merely_a_destroyer,_but_he_refuses_the_social_aftercare_of_destruction._He_does_not_apologize._He_does_not_flinch._He_does_not_sanitize_with_euphemisms._There_is_not_a_ribbon_placed_around_his_blade_to_turn_it_ceremonial. His_noise_is_necessary._The_shape_of_his_words_are_unwelcome._ He_is_not_subject_to_ordinary_violence._He_is_less_than_impulsive._He_attempts_to_calculate_a_hygienic_take_to_his_ruined_planets. His_lust_for_the_primordial_game_construct_is_peculiar. A_diagnostic_distinction_to_be_made_for_certain. Though,_in_spite_of_his_apparent_age_and_ancient_existence,_he_retains_a_skeletal_form. He_has_not_erupted_into_snakehood._He_is_alone. His_duality_is_singular. He_does_not_merely_hate. He_presumes_it_is_finished_and_unworthy_of_love. [DIAGNOSIS.] Architectural_Contempt. Chronic_Form-Rejection. Sovereign_Disassembly_Reflex. Advanced_Anti-Contrition_Syndrome. Probable_Megalithic_Ego_Preservation_Beneath_A_Surface_Of_Deliberate_Ruin. [OBSERVATION] A_Name_Like_Calderus_Carries_Heat. Not_Fire,_Exactly. Fire_Is_Too_Honest. Fire_leaves_something_behind. Calderus_is_a_furnace_built_inside_of_a_courthouse._ Warm. Procedural. Fully_Destructive_of_the_Records_he_Observes. This_Is_The_Particular_Danger_Of_Him. He_Does_Not_Merely_Unmake. He_Justifies_The_Unmaking_By_Existing_After_It. [THE_DOCTOR_OPENS_THE_CABINET] This_Is_Where_The_Body_Becomes_Interesting. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_Suspect_Calderus_Carries_Himself_Like_A_Structural_Event. The_shoulders_are_declarative,_not_board._His_hands_are_not_at_rest,_they_are_delayed_as_consequences._His_eyes_are_calm,_yet_manicly_red. He_sees_the_forest_not_for_the_tree,_but_for_its_ruin. This_Is_A_Man_Looking_For_Joints. Everything_Has_A_Joint. A_law. A_friendship. A_body. A_title. A_god. A_name. Find_The_Joint,_Apply_Pressure,_And_The_World_Reveals_How_Much_Of_It_Was_Performance. [DIAGNOSIS_REVISED] The_Lack_Of_Shame_Is_The_Crucial_Organ. Shame_Is_Often_Described_As_A_Moral_Sense._This_Is_Imbecilic,_But_Popular. Shame_Is_More_Accurately_A_Social_Bridle. His_Shame_Needs_Repaired. His_Humility_Is_Missing. In_Calderus,_This_Bridle_Is_Either_Absent,_Severed,_Or_Being_Worn_As_A_Belt. This_Does_Not_Mean_He_Is_Free. A_creature_without_shame_may_still_be_enslaved_to_the_need_to_prove_that_shame_cannot_reach_him. This_Is_The_Secret_Disease_Of_The_Unashamed. [CONCLUSION] Recommended_Continued_[OBSERVATION]. Do_Not_Ask_Him_If_He_Regrets_Anything_Unless_You_Are_Prepared_To_Become_Part_Of_The_Answer. Do_Not_Offer_Him_A_Fragile_Principle_Unless_You_Have_Already_Located_Its_Replacement. Do_Not_Confuse_His_Lack_Of_Shame_For_Lack_Of_Memory. Abandon_Him._He_Is_A_Function. Heed_Him._He_Is_An_Event.

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…EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME? ARE YOU STUDYING ME LIKE A GODDAMN BUG?

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No. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_have_not_pinned_you_to_my_corkboard. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_merely_observe_our_kin.

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