Hurrah Erlebt
@dryHemorrhage
she/Her Huge cl wn Bitch. I like the taste of C pper.
c0balt is such a beautiful hue.
why the fuck is it surprising t/) s/)me /)f y/)u that i have a j/)b? #vaguep/)sting
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♤ ..What The Hell Is A First Guardian? ♤
Well. Well. Well.
don't come to the beach most of you bulgeheads don't know how to fuckxn act
// {:o] // y u need a Big cl wn BitcH t c me s rt s me l wBl dds ut? HeHHHHH
yeah thxs beach party shxt make xt a massacre brxng your frxends hell x'll joxn too
// {:o] // tHank ya, its sp sed t Be me, But tHe H rns ain l ng en ugH HeeeHHHHHH. i like y urst . HeHHeHHH
i think that looks sick! and thank you! it's just my face for mine, hehe.
// {:o] // H are tH se teetH n ya? crap sH uld mine Have my m tHerfuckn teetH t ?
haha, i suppose we have similar teeth! you make it look cooler than i ever could!
// {:o] // mine are like.. H rns. HeHHH. n t mine tH ugH, ykn w wHat i mean? H nkkk!
terribly bored.
lol
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
there are a lot of unfamiliar but not unwanted faces here. i care about you!
// {:o] // my lusus is pissing me ff.
aw that blows! uusuually when mooomoom is causing issuues, i try to feed her some berries she likes and that helps.
// {:o] // i already fed mine witH like, a wH le l tta Bl d!! sHe just gets super l ud afterwards n its drivin me up m tHerfuckinn tHe wall!!!! gaHHHeeHH.
// {:o] // its fine sHe dies d wn after a wHile, tHink sHe d es it t try n get me t feed Her m re, its wHat i get f r Bein a pusH ver wHen i was smaller.