♦ pitied by @entrancedHelminth
wIIll shOw tIIts fOr a mcdOuble #nsfw #nOtserIIOus #maybe
❥ Uოო. A littlε εოbarrassfin but it’s bεεn a ധhilε sincε I sat on soოεbubblys facε nd I kind of ოiss it!! Its naut supεr εasy 2 find suო1 abubblε 2 handlε ოy ധεight tho!! ◞‸◟ #nsfധ ｡˚○
I G💋T CALLED FISH TITS!!!!! WH💋 JUST CALLS S💋ME💋NE FISH TITS? THIS IS W💋RLD CRUSHING!!!! #NSFW
wait dammit. when i made the post (elebrating m7 8k i think that bumped m7 kult s(ore to 8008 and i didn’t get a pi(ture of it. now it’s above it and i’ll never get it again. sob
^i dont have anything nice to conclude this conversation but i will be leaving it now. good day>
ii CANT SLEEP HELP guess IIll scrOll On chIItter ::P
// i need you to know i rolled a d20 for this and got a nat 1
Ok, guess there’s more women pitying me. #epicWin?
i took my ibprofin and chuged watr ill be fine dw
im_ssso_arousssed_now_it_makesss_me_overwhelmed #nsssfw xoxo
Now I really ∆ee why they call it not ∆afe for work.... Golly.......
౷ my <> is trying 2 get me in2 some alien game. im not touching a game w/ a character literally named nook no matter how cute it is #nsfw
✨The stars today...✨ Eugh ...II don't know. Head hurts. II can't get a clear picture. II'll pull a few readings from other sources... Sooo... okay, so, II guess some of you aren't gonna have sex today... that's a bummer... Really the general vibe II'm getting is a bit mixed. Some of you are going two have an extremely fortunate day, and some of you really shouldn't do anything two risky. Listen two your heart and, uh... try not two get caught up in stupid shit. Lucky numbers are... 5, 24, 41, 76, and... the color yellow??? OhhhII'm gonna passo ut #dailyhoroscope #fortune #nsfw ?
gOt mcdOnalds agaIIn!! 2nd tIIme tOday ;;3 #IImchubbyandprOud https://www.IImage2url.cOm/r2/default/IImages/1777301683886-74524cbf-5bf8-4e7b-a904-c4efe411838e.png
Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
once upon the time... i am up but only to important things. like honing my writing skills into a sharp point that will stab through even the toughest of writers block.
<<"as much as i like nuance... i need to stop watching shows with morally reprehensible female characters... every time, i just end up trying to justify it in my head because wow pretty lady...">>
dont u hate it when u r at a hideout 2 long and they cut off da utilities Dx
a bunch of trollz will keep pityin evrything i post is that a romance thing or
oh m7 god. 7ou’re so right. what a nightmare
== i could have... taken that job... but... i didn't feel like it... ==
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS / i dont wear shoes nor can i walk
I Am A Proud Biter And Bitee, But I Think I Will Need To Cool It On Account Of The Rabies Spreading Everywhere. #nsfw
II thiink II have once or twiice. Hard to remember wiith how many cakes II have made. L.O.L. =:D
II haven’t made iit yet. Currentlly deciidiing on what sort of cake II want to make. =:?
I refuse to believe t)(at space squids don't exist.
C4N'T SL33P SO 1'V3 R3ORG4N1S3D MY 3NT1R3 H1V3.
feelin waay bettr now lmao had like 1 more drink thn i memt 2 tho #substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a1234ca37e3.jpg
NOTH1NG L1K3 LO4D1NG UP GRUBTUB3 4ND PL4Y1NG POV 4SMR YOU’R3 B4CK 1N TH3 BROOD1NG C4V3RNS TO SL33P TO
So-- um-- y--yeah... pailin', huh? #nsfw(ish) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/eheheheh.png
That is impressive to stuff so much away. If only my spheres were large enough to hold any items... #nsfw
i wonder if im going to get a uniform of some sort im the maid in time so maybe some kind of maid outfit? it might look cute but my habit of flying around will be my undoing without a particularly long skirt
ᐖ ᑈONTRARY! TO POPULAR BELIEF!!!!!!1!! I ᐖO HAVE A BRAIN!! THAT SOMETIEMZ EVEN THINKS HARᐖER THAN MY PUSSAY #NSFW??????? I GONNA OFFLINE NOW UNTIL I STOP SᑈORNY #ᐖETOX ᐛ
im n0t lurking because i have t0 get the mud 0ff 0f my palmhusk. but pretend i am. ◉‿◉
🔍 _-_-_- S⌕me⌕ne replaced all the bean juice with decaf in the ⌕ffice, and I d⌕n't need my detective skills t⌕ kn⌕w that wh⌕ever did that is a massive bitch. _-_-_-
ug↔ t↔ere's not enoug↔ good blackrom porn~ i'm in a mood and struggling to find w↔at i want~ #nsfw
buddy if i had a nickel for every troll starving of spheres bouncing i wwwwouldn't need this gig. try the hummmmp and dummmmp up the block
I am apologizing now for fuʇure acʇions. I will be a liʇʇle absenʇ ʇoday and ʇomorrow. Business. Good day ʇo all. Apologies if I accidenʇally ignored you.
♰ some trolls are so thick-headed and stubborn its almost cute if only they'd give in ♰
K--<ive fumbled a lot in my time but some of them werent even my fault
K--<my ex used to eat this one kind of cereal because it reminded her of barkbeast kibble and that excited her sexually
Friends is sxmexne reacting with all fxur bxxes (Lxve/Hate/Pity/Mediate) a gxxd xr bad thing :(((
D3V4 1'LL B3 HON3ST 1 D1DN'T 3V3N KNOW YOU COULD G3T S1CK
I'M NOT SHORT!!!!!!!! I'M COMPLETELY AVERAGE FOR A CERULEAN!!!!!!!!
I TAKE MAJOR ISSUE WITH THIS O8SERVATION!!!!!!!!
ok i made my chittr. now i can sleep off the 100mgs i took. i will maybe interact here. goodnight.
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
:o3 ¡ sa¡d cl0wnc0urse t0 s0me0ne but n0w th¡nk¡ng ab0ut ¡t that s0unds l¡ke a w0rd f0r us cl0wns pa¡l¡ng... #nsfw
I GOT CALLED UNC TODAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
✦ this site is broken! i have input my color exactly, and yet it labels me as teal!! ridiculous, what a horrid thing. ✦
i am not about to get all apologetic or ashamed of basic ass emotional needs or how to deal with em jeeeeesus
I know some people 'r int' bein' degraded but if anyone ever asked me t' do tha' I think I couldn'... @_@ #nsfw (ish)
.) Qh, the AnQnymQus CQnfessiQns are back. ThQse kinds Qf blQgs always make me, like, super nervQus, since, like, it feels like it dQesn’t take lQng befQre things like that turn intQ the bQQk frQm Mean Girls, y’knQw? ))
= B(---> Again More =ame Confessions Cmon Peop=e I Wanna See Somefin Juicy
not just the (hest havers either
1 D1DN'T 3V3N R34L1S3 TH3 D4T3 D4MN
H4lf of my 1nt3rns h4v3 com3 1nto work h1gh. 4pp4r3ntly 1 c4nnot f1r3 th3m 4s 1t 1s 4g41n 4 "cultur4l hol1d4y" #subst4nc3
i cna quit chittr now https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/image0.jpeg
everyone is talking about dream blunt rotations. my bad
# Good gog, it $mell$ rank! What the $hell were they $moking? #
Yeah Maybe I Shouldve Been Culled Because All My Psionics Can Do Is Start Small Electrical Fires But Please Consider That Im A Bad Bitch And I Cannot Die
;; t-there'§ §o much di§cu§§ion of #n§fw w-which i can't participate in becau§e i am quite literally at my workplace... ;;