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((NO. its funny timing but no i love your equius so much
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Hey, uh, gentle reminder that we will only give out the bathroom key to one person at a time and we can see when you're trying to sneak another person in there. There is NO PAILING IN THE BATHROOM!!! #sevenelevenposting
dIdn''t exPect the hoofbeast exPert to PoP In an'' tell me to get educated,, don''t worry Pal I''ll make sure to study hoofbeasts rIgorously so as not ''ta dIsaPPoInt on the uPcomIng test about technIcolor PrancIn'' PonIes
Y34H! 1 TH1NK 3QU1US 1S R1GHT 1N TH4T W3 M1SS TH3 3XC1T3M3NT.
#4FT3RL1GHT D34LS H4V3 B3GUN 4T TH3 M41D C4F3
｢hai hai, megane-san's tomodachi tenko! ni ichibu! (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ parsus-chan edition! @peskyShimmer kyahaha~ (´ε｀*) parsus-chan is megane's kirihorny kyodai! syoo (*/□＼*) kekeke, megane-san made that FOCUS! !щ(゜▽゜щ) humm hummm... all these p-names for megane-san's friendos reminds him of Let's Say The P-names! (゜o゜)＼(-_-) sugoi! megane-san's type!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tomodachi tenko means friendcall! ＼(^-^)／ ni ichibu means parto.... two! q(^-^q) kyodai means megane's super kyoolwaii little hatchmate. (´▽｀) Let's Say The P-names is an epicku song by kagamine rin-chan. aahhh~ so kawaii!~☆]
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Had a long night, so this hostess is turning in early! 8ig ups to every8ody who showed out for SHUFFLE SUNDAY of #VTMB! Can you 8elieve it's 8een nearly a week already? Time sure flies when you're listening to good music!
hahauhm you ar3w3lcom3 S3)
ohuhm okay iwill try tok33p it privat3 S3)
:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner
alright, no more silly, stupid mistakes! meds make me talk weird and act offputting. blegh! i am officially declaring #sobriety ! i can totally be happy without being conditioned weirdly by some stupid drugs. i can do this. and when i'm done, i'll make it up to her. #day1 #dayone #sober #substance #recovery #mental-health
yws wquius-swnpai!! ;-d
YOU TOO, WH3N YOU DO, 3QU1US. >:]
1'M GONN4 GO H1T MY BONG 4ND GO P4SS TH3 FUCK OUT. N1GHT. #SUBST4NC3
D --> Purchased the Master Grade 1/60th scale Imperial Drone [Low Orbit Breed] from the new Alternian Memories line, the parts have been holding to my forceful touch during assembly quite well
1 S4Y 1T'D B3 4 M3RCY.
PUT H1M B4CK 1N J41L.
hi, equius-senpai!
I will! Just for you, Equius-senpai!!! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
Just call me Manager-sama! ^_^ I promise I am not anyone in charge of anything important other than the social media! Nya~! If anything I answer to the owners, so you and Nepeta! Nya
As time passed, the Vic-to-ri-an trends went out of sty-le and tech-no-lo-gy ad-vanced, maids for their o-ri-gi-nal pur-pose of as-sis-ting in dres-sing and make-up were nee-ded less. Pea-sants, e-spe-cial-ly mi-no-ri-ty groups, were des-pe-rate for work and thus made of-fers to do house-kee-ping, child care, and coo-king, lea-ding us to what we now know as maids. Maids used to be a large chunk of work for wo-men in the ear-ly 20th cen-tu-ry, a-round the 30% mark. #MaidDay
YOU B3TT3R H4V3 TH3 WHOL3 4R34 YOU'R3 4T SPOTL3SS. >;]
4LR1GHT, 1'M GONN4 GO SL33P! GOOD N1GHT! >:]
:33< uhmmmm my meowrail @equineVoid doesn't r33ly want me talking to humans.... soz
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You All Disgust Me. Keep Your Bulges In Your Pants.............
T4K3 YOUR T1M3! >:]
TH4NK YOU 3QU1US, YOU'R3 TH3 B3ST! 4 BL1ND G1RL COULDN'T 4SK FOR 4 B3TT3R M41D. 1'LL K33P MY L1PS SHUT. >:X
:33< omg are we abo posting? :33< ahem i mean :33< abo themed limited time items at the #kittymaidcafe!!
W41T, DO 1 SM3LL... SC3NT T4LK? 1'M 4N 3XP3RT ON TH1S!!!!
4LR1GHT.
OH, H3Y 3QU1US. YOU KNOW WH4T, 1'LL TRUST YOUR WORD.
R4WR M34NS 1 LOV3 YOU 1N DR4GON, 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS KNOW TH4T. >:]
OF COURS3. 4ND, H3Y 1T 1S 4N 1MPROV3M3NT. >:]
H3H3H3H3. 1T'S OK 3QU1US, YOUR L4UNDRY D3T3RG3NT 1S LOV3LY. SM3LLS OF L4V3ND3R. >:]
The STRONGest bnuy.
STRONG bnuy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c2035c2c31e.png
↗️I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT I AM AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN OF AN INDIGOBLOOD.↗️ ↘️i am so different from members of my caste and perhaps even the wider hue that i am preemptively vibrating with shame, my support column bowed in acknowledgment that i am deskjockey first, adequate troll second.↘️ ↗️MY GRAND SUPERIOR APPROACHED MY DESK, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS FRUITLESS CONNECTION TO MEMBERS OF MY OWN SUBSERVIENT ILK, AND HESITATED.↗️ ↘️a gropeplane raised, he could not even bare to strike me for my obvious display of slackery.↘️ ↗️HE WAS TOO BEWILDERED BY THE DAMPNESS OF MY HEADSTEM AND AUDACITY TO CONSUME VALUABLE OFFICE HOURS WITH THIS VENTURE, THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE CRUELTY.↗️ ↘️he could not look me in the bulbs when i turned, and this slipped to the carpet.↘️ ↗️I AM EXPERIENCING EVERY LAYER OF SHAME RIGHT NOW.↗️ ↘️i feel no connection to this indigo-typical beastsona, even if i have tried to ascribe to it features that are characteristics solely of me.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE DISTURBED BY MY LATENT ATTEMPTS AT RELATABILITY, YOU MAY ADMONISH ME.↗️ ↘️do not hold back.↘️ ↗️@naughtyTechnician ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91d8b1c35d08.png ↘️
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:33< the kitty maid cafe is purroud to announce that were collabing with #fightnight! :33< fur a limited time mew can recieve and fur33 punch from one of our lovely maids (or butlers!) with purrchase of our new sucker punch drink!
:33< hell furreaking yes B33 :33< duo leadership fur the win!!!
@4RS3N1CC4TNXP 1 TH1NK 1T'S T1M3 W3 H1R3 4 BOUNC3R
Hey hey hey. We could make them together and compare notes.
If I fix my sleep schedule who's gonna stay up all night making ponies?
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mOtHeR FuCkErS TaLk aBoUt tHeIr bOdIeS BeInG TeMpLeS LiKe tHeY KnOw aNy dAmN ThInG AbOuT WoRsHiP. i'd lIkE To sEe yOu oN YoUr kNeEs lIkE I GeT On mInE, i'lL ShOw yOu a mOtHeR FuCkIn hAiL MaRy. #vAgUePoStInG #dAsHwAtChInG
if this were a real war i would end it by slaughtering whichever side her imperious condescension told me to <3
alright bit over im bored this was a good run though everyone we should all applaud ourselves for this one grab yourself a drink out of congratulations no tag because a drink can be anything a refreshing glass of milk or gross ass orange soda or even aj maybe not that last one you never know for sure
Thank you. The key is proper care. I buff them regularly. - MC Oleana
Those are my hooves you degenerates. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b03ef480060.jpg - MC Oleana
D --> The ranking is inherent to the system
D --> The castes are ordered appropriately even if you could argue the most noble of landdwelling b100ds to be equal if not a little bit superior to the lowest of the seadwelling b100ds, you shall cease ranking them now
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:33< dont furget to come to #nepetaweek fur mewr fur33 tshirt
:33< equihiss mew are a real true furiend nefurget that :33< ill nefur furget this <>
Oh and #nepetaw33k.
>>| .i heard that maid clothes .amplifies man's beauty multiple times. should .i .order .one??
I Missed Prime Hornyposting Hours Because My " Body " Needs " Rest ". Little Do You Know This Strategy Allowed Me To Keep The Last Bit Of My Dignity And Was Entirely On Purpose. #nsfw
Never too late to learn a new trade! Though I may recommend staying away from anything delicate
× Hehe- I Knowv.. I Havve Seen Your Posts. I Find Them Cute. You Find Them Elegant And Of The Highest State Of Excellence ×
× I Agree. It Is Honorable. I Mean Actual Maid Outfits Are Really Cute And If People Enjoy Their WVork, That's Good ×
Housekeeping is a very respectable and needed thing.
Thank you! It is very fun work, you meet a lot of interesting highbloods~
B33 < just block them/their crap id say B33 < your expurrience is worth more than avoiding giving somenyan a fl33ting f33ling of satisfcation
man there'$ nothing wrong with keeping your pea¢e. blo¢k that $hit
maple hoof wat r ur pronouns i think i wud burst into flames instantly if i accidentaly misgendered u
neigghh. neigghh neigh neeigh neigh!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷neigh!
so ♯what if the ♯hoofbeast wants to use the ♯internet dont act like its the ♯first ♯horse thats ever ♯beenonline in the ♯firstplace ♯cmon ♯lol
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
#ImNotComing to #eridanweek (for today at least mew~ 💖✨
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
yes i will do this for you yes 0v0