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Ed Wuldor

@eveningWitness

• yes THAT ed wuldor • he/she but i kinda loathe labels • investigative journalist • mostly focused on public health and safety but ive investigated a serial killer or two in my time

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 93Kull Score: 1054 followers4 following

• every day i turn more and more into a stereotypical noir detective • embarrassing for me • i'm not even a detective, i'm just inadvertently cosplaying because of the way i am • i'm a journalist 🤦

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

[FEEDBACK] The stereotypical noir detective character is totally in right now, though. Lean a little into it.

• i guess i have seen a couple stereotypical noir detectives around • still, the noir-chic just makes me feel a little ridiculous • like "oh yeah of course you would drink your coffee black, ed" • "of course you're making a conspiracy board in the dark of your office" • "yeah you WOULD sit by the window with a cigarette and some smooth lounge jazz playing on your vintage radio, ed" • it just gets a little cartoonish, doesn't it?

[FEEDBACK] Damn, thankfully even although I, myself, do any of that, no one would suspect me as a detective as they would you. Maybe you need to throw them off a bit.

• i need a hobby that's very uncharacteristic of a noir detective • maybe i should get into plush collecting • or tightrope walking

• eggs on toast • side of sausage and home fries • black coffee • slice of cherry pie • life is good

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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#FrenchToastClub
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@honorableHeir[HH]

Hmmm....

• you much for diner food, jason j?

Kult: +5
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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

need that

• the time for diner food is always

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• seems like not too much has changed • outside of there being a lot of unfamiliar faces • and ads now

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< OH, welcOMe bacK! >c

Kult: +5
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• theres a face i remember • hey karama

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love yourself
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< gOOd 2 see yOu agaiN, its beeN a bit! >c

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• it has, hasn't it? • that's my bad • i guess i missed the online sphere too much

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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< eH, just glad 2 Have yOu bacK, we Have lOts 2 catcH up ON! >c

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• we do • i'd love to hear everything thats been happening in your life

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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< well, we caN cOver tHe details Over a driNK, tHeN? HOws tHat sOuNd? >c

Kult: +5
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• sounds great to me

spilled coffee on my floor earlier. really gotta buy a mop.|

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13

• hate when this happens

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leaves a stain. leaves a smell, too. it's a good thing i like coffee.|

Kult: +5
Total: 5

• there are worse things for your floor to smell like • always have a cup of coffee nearby though and you won't even be able to tell

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