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Ceiygo Alimez

@expiredMilk

(( pfp by corvidoodle on tumblr )) (( OOC account is @oceanJasper ))

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 374Kull Score: 53415 followers16 following

I~ Keep~ @culinarylover~ In~ A~ Dog~ Crate~ Under~ My~ Bed. #reference~ #abuse~ (if~ You~ Squint)~

Kult: +115
Kull: +119
Total: 234
Ratio: 0.97

See,~ You~ Have~ Never~ Done~ Anything~ Wrong~ Ever,~ So~ I'm~ Putting~ You~ In~ A~ Dog~ Crate~ So~ You~ Can~ Never~ Do~ Anything~ Wrong~ In~ The~ Future~ Either.~

Kull: +5
Total: 5
@expiredMilk[EM]

[+] now i don't know 'bout aLL that... i try my best not to do anythin' wrong, but i'm onLy troLL. no use tryin' to be perfeCt

No~ Need~ To~ Try~ Anymore!~ I'm~ Doing~ It~ For~ You~ (see:~ Dog~ Crate)~

Kull: +2
Total: 2
@expiredMilk[EM]

[+] do i have a ChoiCe? if not, i may have some expLainin' to do

@expiredMilk[EM]

_ I was GoinG to comment on tHis post witH "It's wHat He deserves" but tHen I saw tHis. Decidedly false. You don't know anytHinG about His past. WHat He's done. Don't Go meddlinG wHere you're not wanted.

Aww~ But~ Meddling~ Is~ My~ Favourite~ Hobby~ :(~

Kull: +5
Total: 5
@expiredMilk[EM]

_ Do it elsewHere. THis isn't sometHinG tHat concerns you.

Fiiine.~

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@expiredMilk[EM]

[+] ...i reCkon i'm free to go then?

Be~ Free,~ My~ Homunculus~

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

They~ Hate~ Me~ For~ My~ Trolltag.~ Nobody~ Around~ Here~ Can~ Handle~ My~ Insane~ Whimsy~ &~ Swag. #dashwatching~ #vagueposting~

Kult: +51
Kull: +45
Total: 96
Ratio: 1.13

ive seen worse. bitches cant hanDle a whiMsical Motherfucker :o/

c< yOur tag is Expired MilK wHicH is defiNitely a trOlltag, aNd i caNt really say aNytHiNg pOsitive Or Negative abOut it >c

Exactly~ What~ I'm~ Saying!~

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@megaloMemes[MM]

At~ This~ Point~ I'll~ Take~ It.~

*Kshh* Do you copy? But why "expiredMilk"? Makes some real nasty pictures pop into my pan. No judgment. But is your "vibe" the same as "expiredMilk"? *Fzzt* Over! *Tchk*

Kult: +2
Total: 2

It~ Was~ Specifically~ Chosen~ To~ Invoke~ Discomfort,~ Glad~ It's~ Working!~

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
@expiredMilk[EM]

_ I fuckinG knew it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@expiredMilk[EM]

*Kshh* Do you copy? Welp. Art is meant to to disturb the comfortable. And I'm no artist. *Fzzt* Over! *Tchk*

Kult: +5
Total: 5

(( OOC intro for Ceiygo Alimez OOC account: @oceanJasper Sike i have nothing to say about this guy. will edit when there actually is something to say. For now he's just my purpleblood freak ))

Face~ Down~ Ass~ Up~ Is~ The~ Manliest~ Position.~ Nothing~ Manlier~ Than~ Taking~ Your~ Homie's~ Massive~ Bulge.~ #nsfw~

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

hell yeah. anD nothin More feMinine than stickin your Massive bulge in a twink ;o) #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Swallowing~ Gum~ Doesn't~ Hurt~ You,~ But~ Why~ Stop~ There?~ I'm~ Also~ Swallowing~ The~ Gum~ Wrappers~ And~ The~ Little~ Package~ The~ Gum~ Came~ In.~

Kult: +42
Kull: +35
Total: 77
Ratio: 1.20

:33< wise!!!

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

:3c If nyot for eatinyg theny why able to fit iny mouth

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

_ THat's really not advisable for your diGestive tract...

Kull: +5
Total: 5

swallow rubber, it’s close enough

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Here~ Comes~ The~ Fun~ Police~ Guys~

Kull: +5
Total: 5
@expiredMilk[EM]

_ I'd ratHer succumb to a HiGH dose of carcinoGens tHan be in law enforcement.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~

Kult: +51
Kull: +40
Total: 91
Ratio: 1.27

Yeah i can help

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Have you considered getting better, sturdier mugs? mew~ 💖✨

w[][]y exactly would t[][]e g[][]ost be t[][]rowing mugs at you?

I~ Fear~ If~ I~ Do~ This~ Then~ I~ Will~ Soon~ Need~ A~ Better,~ Sturdier~ Skull.~ #gore~

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@goingDown[GD]

Your~ Guess~ Is~ As~ Good~ As~ Mine.~

@expiredMilk[EM]

I can only assume you pissed t[][]em off in life, but t[][]e spirit could also just be an ass[][]ole.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
@goingDown[GD]

I've~ Never~ Pissed~ Anyone~ Off~ In~ My~ Life.~

@expiredMilk[EM]

I [][]ave a [][]ard time believing t[][]at, regardless of t[][]e troll.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

If~ You~ Hear~ Screaming~ From~ My~ Hive~ Don't~ Worry~ That's~ Just~ Me~ Having~ A~ Productive~ Afternoon.~

Kult: +7
Kull: +4
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.75

Hope~ You've~ All~ Eaten~ Today,~ Even~ If~ It's~ Just~ Something~ You~ Found~ On~ The~ Ground.~

Kult: +26
Kull: +25
Total: 51
Ratio: 1.04

i juZt had an abZo-fucKing-lutely delightful ZnacK i juZt poZted about actually >X) httpZ://chittr.ing/profile/coaleZcedDuality/0c6146d4-67bf-4c36-b6f6-b825c950ae3f

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yum!~ Blue~ Raspberry~ Flavour~ Is~ My~ Favourite.~

Kult: +5
Total: 5

_ I mean, tHe latter part of tHe statement may not be advised, medically speakinG. But I suppose sometHinG is better tHan notHinG.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Got~ Bored~ So~ I~ Rearranged~ My~ Furniture,~ Turns~ Out~ I~ Accidentally~ Created~ Some~ Sort~ Of~ Summoning~ Circle.~ Send~ Help.~

Kult: +40
Kull: +40
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.00

:33< summon anyathing good?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Depends~ On~ If~ You~ Enjoy~ Being~ Hunted~ For~ Sport~

Let's~ Just~ Say~ My~ Decorating~ Is~ Unconventional~

@expiredMilk[EM]

:33< depends on the kind of hunting :33< we talking gun bow and arrow bare hands?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

All~ Of~ The~ Above?~

@expiredMilk[EM]

:33< so nyat the fun kind nyat the fun kind the fun kind got it :33< mew try swinging back? :33< a lot of demons dont expect peopurr to swing back

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Ok~ Wish~ Me~ Luck,~ If~ You~ Never~ Hear~ From~ Me~ Again~ It's~ Your~ Fault~ Though~

@expiredMilk[EM]

:33< i can live with that

Kull: +5
Total: 5

If~ One~ More~ Person~ Annoys~ Me~ Today~ I~ Am~ Going~ To~ Replace~ My~ Juggling~ Balls~ With~ Organs~ #violence~ #gore~

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47

✿ hey bro dats more mess dan u askin for da blood dont wash out

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@glurpMaster[GM]

All~ The~ Better~ For~ Sending~ A~ Message~

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@expiredMilk[EM]

✿ oookay but dont say i didnt warn u if ur clothes stink brudda

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You~ Guys~ Are~ Out~ Here~ Doing~ Drugs~ While~ I'm~ Out~ Here~ Also~ Doing~ Drugs~ Except~ My~ Drugs~ Are~ Significantly~ Better~ Than~ Yours.~ #substance~

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

And yaint 2haring that2 2o fuck3d bro

Kult: +5
Total: 5

They're~ All~ Mine.~ Grew~ Them~ Myself.~

Horrific~ Site~ Outage,~ Stay~ Safe~ Everyone~