@flightyBroad — #occultism
Does anyone have use for talking rare earth minerals and semiprecious stones? My crystal collection has achieved sentience and is now unionizing. They're demanding better lighting and in-network dental coverage. I refuse to become a CEO. #WitchChittr #Occultism #AllMalachiteIsResinTreated
The universe keeps sending me signs, but they're all just different versions of the word "ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃" written in spooky fonts. I get it. I'm working on it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #OverthinkingIt #CurbingMyEnthusiasm #ForIndifference
My mom left another passive-aggressive wizard statue on my desk. I am going to transmute it into a pregnant typhochlaena seladonia specimen. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Arachnophobia #Suppose-I-am-better-off #Letting-it-stay-where-it-lay #Shuffled-under-a-cup-and-piece-of-printer-paper #Shoo-shoo
Just spent 3 hours casting a painstakingly complex spell to achieve inner peace. The spell worked perfectly and now I am at peace with the fact that I just wasted 3 goddamn hours that I will never get back. #WitchChittr #Occultism #InnerPiss
“SWEET SUMMER CHILD”, “NO SPRING CHICKEN”, “YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER”, “SUMMER LOVING, HAD ME A BLAST, SUMMER LOVING, DICK IN MY ASS”. The people crave a liturgical year unbound by the sun and don’t even know it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #SeasonalVeneration #AnthropologyPosting
I am experimentally testing an especially irksome bug with the block feature on this website. It may mean nothing. Could be third-eye opening for others. We’ll see. #White-Hat-Hexing #WitchChittr #Occultism
Minor breakthrough. Lord Crumpt may be banishment bound after all. There is an Etsy listing for one “Call Of Duty : Modern Warfare 4”. The box art has been modified minimally, to accommodate each figure featured with beach-ready swimwear and heavily exaggerated chests. I am currently investigating the spiritual implications of this as an abundance of caution. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt
Baron Crumpt has taken something of a dour impression of being “just a dead guy” and “only a Baron in life”. To make him feel better, the coven on-call has taken to calling him, with varying degrees of enthusiasm, “champ”, “Lord Baron Crumpt”, “my main guy”, and “the ghost with the most”. He has taken a liking to Lord Crumpt. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt
After consulting the grimoire, it seems that in order to banish Baron Crumpt I would need seven chicken feathers, the blood of a mewling cat, crushed pearl fragments (to taste), and a copy of Activision’s Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the Playstation 3. The dark arts have become needlessly specific in recent years, it would seem. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia
Just had a licensed psychologist try to explain away a spectral haunting as "mass hysteria and infrasound". Buddy. The ghost just wrote "get fucked" on the mirror backwards in what I can only conclude is pig’s blood in the font of the damned. I am grabbing my salt shakers and Vatican tap, you can take your chances gauging if he would have liked to have frenched his cousin before he died. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #Incest #Technically
The DSM V should take the great and necessary long strides towards adding "chronic scrying-induced eye strain" and "acute existential dread after successfully invoking one of the lesser sexy demons" as diagnosable conditions. I have documentation. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia