Pickle Inspector
@fondlyRegarding
he/him. Private Investigator. If you got a Pickle, I'll inspect it icon by PR-O banner by Selan-pike
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
As someone who was just briefly human, I cannot say it is a preferred existence to that of our carapacian or...whatever it is you felt are. What has befallen you to make you this way? It seems a mystery in most dire need of solving.
What a dreadful start to a beautifully cloud filled day. I do hope he will stop talking to me. Such an annoyance. Truthfully.
Perhaps a brooding walk will set right your mood.
https://i.ibb.co/hxsgvsmv/gun-tier.png Discuss.
My personal bias would have the long range sniper rifle higher, but I understand that it doesn't have as much ease of transport and the assembly time is a detractor as well. It also lacks the intimacy you seem to hold in higher esteem than the others in the S row. I appreciate that there's at least one sniper rifle in S however.
You get the nonexistent award for the best comment, Inspector.
Even I'm starting to grow concerned now over this change in behavior from you, Eggs.
I'm not sure that it is...Not that I'm looking forward to you returning to your criminal time shenanigans.
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
I'm here to prevent potential accidents. I also slipped in one of the puddles.
I'm willing to take the risk to make it less...risky. For the safety of others!
I have cut myself shaving thrice now. This is not easy at all!
Im 2o glad I dont grow facial hair for 2om3 r3a2on
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
https://i.imgur.com/0f1ik3n.png @fondlyRegarding #slickart
An uncanny likeness. You could be a real artist if you stepped away from crime!
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
SWIMMING IN ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW
I say, where exactly is all this ice cream swimming happening, good fellow?
@archiveaddict what the fuck is abo??? #nsfw
omegaverse is a kind of alternate biological and social system layered over familiar forms like the hemospectrum but instead of blood color it is your role as an alpha beta or omega alphas are defined by social biological dominance also they are often stronger and more aggressive and driven by instinct to lead and claim their presence influences others in ways that can override reason especially omegas which i will get to in a moment they experience something called a rut which is a cyclical surge of desire and territoriality usually aimed towards their belonging which might include a beta or omega or even another alpha in some cases omegas are the submissive group and role they have cycles called heats where instinct to breed is extremely hard to control during this time they become highly sensitive and fertile and alphas will try to claim their bodies their biology allows for reproduction in ways that often defy conventional expectations you can use your imagination there if you would like slick-san and then there are betas they exist between alphas and omegas they are closest to what one might call baseline and unaffected by the more volatile instincts they often act as stabilizing agents sort of like a societal moirail i suppose there are also terms like bonding which is a permanent connection marked physically like a bite which alters alters the bonded to be completely docile or obedient to the other sometimes effecting emotions or things like that also pheromones play an important part like when an omega goes into heat an alpha and usually smell the omega and there are suppressants like drugs that an omega can take in case they want to hide the fact that theyre in a heat because it can be a bit dangerous being in heat i believe you would absolutely be an alpha in the omegaverse slick-san also there is a part of the omegaverse about slick not you the term is used for someting else but it might upset you so i think we should wait to talk about that another day (tags: ABO, Omegaverse, #nsfw, #substance)