♦ pitied by @fondlyRegarding
Never speak to me again, foul betrayer.
I need to kill something. #violence
One big cosmic joke! But who's the butt?
maybe i fumble bc my movie d8 ideas r the worst movies evr made
tht cant b it
milkpilled kittycel
Not particularly happy that he's back.
Sometimes I wonder if I could ever truly be anonymous. Or if every carapacian is programmed to recognize my frame from the moment they gain awareness. I suppose it doesn't matter.
I do enjoy singing, or whistling, or humming while I work. It's not like there's a bar in town I could sing at for long.
Honestly, I didn't set out to be a quadbreaker. If that. I'd like things to still turn out some which way. But, well. Not like this.
Seething is just about my default state these nights. But if it's either that or depression...
If I ruin everything, I'll be free.
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
I've been there.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #TheFeltOpening pamphlet, take a read! https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thefeltopening2.png ]
Consider this a gentle reminder: if you tell the post office that your new address is "the fucking swamp bruh" we cannot deliver your mail to you.
It's really hard to have heehoo silly feelings for me right now with my current home setup. Knowing my family doesn't want me here and that they think I'm stupid is just a lot to have on my mind. It's why I've been absent on most of my accounts. Sorry if you interact with those a lot I'm just trying to keep my head on straight. #vent
Someday I'll post my name for the last time and you won't realize until it's too late.
C★sper I do not like this post.
Better than the social media websites my species typically use, at any rate
This website is my hell.
My. I fell asleep for a long time. Angrily rambling about the technically-flanderization of your favorite field of study takes a lot out of a woman.
guh. medication withdrawal got hands. I think I slept for like 12 hours last night. Or something close to that at least. (#substance ? tis my fucking prescription adhd medication but we ball)
One must flow ★s w★ter does. The p★th of le★st resist★nce is often the best one.
I really oughta prune my rolodex it's startin' to look like a rotisserie hedgehog.
Guys c★n I get something off my chest? Never once h★ve ★ny of you te★sed me by c★lling me ★ swordfish. It's right there ★nd none of you took it, ★nd now it won't hit the s★me bec★use I've ★cknowledged it.
oRaNgɆ gOuRd
Still wondering where the hell he is.
One hundred Caegars for whoever is first to post proof of a crime.
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You never re★lize how much noise ★ gi★nt fuckoff slitherf★ng m★kes until he's gone. Not like, missing him, he w★s ★ b★st★rd. But it is very quiet now.
I need to never respond to a DM again.
IRUINEDTHEENTIREDOUJINIWASINKINGGGGGGGGGGG
my beyboard doesnt ahree with me at 2 am and genuinely if i dont cortent wgat im typing it comes out libr this im so sotry
Oh no! The font changed! I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY CHILD!
I need to stop having text conversations with weird emotional undertones.
1 day u will learn wat it means, my princess
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @futuredemoness you’ve Seen Her Before, Your Future Self. The Fully “trained” Demoness, The One Who Will Become- Has Already Become- A Dark Stain Upon Alternia’s History, The Weapon Used To Shape It Into A Living Hell At Her Masters Command. *your* Masters Command. She’s Visited The Past Before, On Some Business You’re Yet Unsure Of. she Looks Hollow. Nothing But A Faint Rage At The World For Keeping Her Alive, And A Subtle Impatience For The Release Of Death. Obedient And Compliant To The Whims Of The Lord Of Time She Stands Beside And The Pale Puppet He Commands. every Ounce Of Defiance Beaten Out Of Her. it Always Made Your Attempts To Resist Feel Hollow. and Of Course, He Knew That. #abuse #deathidealation once His Teeth Are Sunk In It Feels Inevitable...i Know Firsthand That Truth. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
stop playing benson boone while on call with me please
I can't tell if I just got taunted or got a job offer.
Sad to announce I will be retiring my long-running Detective Tip program. There's simply better tip-givers around now.
Good evening, chittr. I am resisting the temptation to take sandpaper to my old shell so it will go away faster.
I'm going to go and get into a fistfight. Just seems like the kind of night for it.
don't write your password down on something that's going to get blown up in the middle of a warehouse shootout! #fishingfriday
Why'd my stalker have to be the foreboding evil seeking to destroy all reality. That's above my paygrade.
(( mun is currently on vacation (technically) so by proxy leveret's excuse is being in another universe right now. mun is also going through jet lag withdrawal so ummm. yeah </3
It's Instinctively, Still I Feel As If Those Who Have A Grievance Have Every Right To Hold One.
If Timi doesn't m★ke it I might go cull their "friends".
jUST 1 WIN, tHAT'S ALL i WANT, jUST 1, dON'T i DESERVE THAT, hAVEN'T i EARNED THAT MUCH, bY NOW???????
Marbles Droog.
Pretty sure there's already an evil me 'round this website but I got a job and a girlfriend so I ain't got time for all that.
Got to get my case notes in order. I've just kind of been jotting them down on whatever paper is close hand and leaving it as a problem for Future me. I guess I have to... retrieve my paper pieces.
I saw a woman get stabbed today, so. Here's hopeing you all are having a better day. #violence
Cute aggression meter is reaching unparalleled heights, elevated levels may prove fatal to all those who do not have the constitution to perceive multiple Pickle Inspectors simultaneously
i dont know how to approach them about this actually
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@downcastDaylight You remember the last conversation you had with him. An argument, of course. It was almost always an argument in those last few weeks. Arguing about where to go, what to do, how to carry on when half of your playing members were already gone. His tongue could be as sharp as his weapons, a lot of the time, and this was no different. He made it clear; there was no other way forward. Either go in with everything, or spend the rest of your life sitting on your hands waiting for the inevitable. You knew how he would take a moment of sentiment from you. How he would scoff at the idea of losing him. How stalemate would be better than being alone. So you did not say anything. You held your tongue, and you told him to do what he had to. He was always the boss. I remember him vividly, such a character. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Hi sorry ment★lly I'm not over "i w★nt sylink to unshe★the her bulge ★nd immedi★tely reshe★the it ★nd then ★fter 10 seconds of confusion i re★lise ive h★d ★n entire p★iling session in ★n inst★nt ★nd coll★pse to the bed shuddering" ★non wh★t does this me★n? It's fucking ins★ne wh★t ★re we doing here? #nsfw
Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
Tired. Tired tired tired. But I don’t want to sleep yet. I was going to say ‘maybe I’m not eating enough’ but I already know I’m not eating enough. (Again.) it’s not intentional, not like that. I’m just stressed. Blugh. #vagueposting #vent
OH. I FORMERLY APOLOGIZE FOR LAST NIGHTS CHITS. THAT IS SHAMEFUL AND UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME.
I love feeling dizzy and hearing my blood rushing in my ears and feeling the arteries in my neck throb for minutes afterwards and seeing my vision get that little more static-y every time I get up, I love it so much! That’s sarcasm. I want to get off Mickey’s dick smasher.
Thinking of throwing away my entire career prospects and all reputation I've gained in order to do menial work for a short green-skulled loud guy.
It's about time for four cups of coffee.
im electing to forget the rest of the day by way of omission note to me in the "future": no matter how unfair it is, you cant lash out at others no matter how desperate you feel. you will feel the love your friends feel for you slip away. you cut someone deep in your zeal to know the answers and because of that, they dont want anything to do with you again. but tomorrow, no one will know; lucky you. but ill make you know. i wont tell you how to spare you from the memory. but youll know, and now youll be better. please be better. she trusted you the most. im sorry im so, so sorry goodnight
It just really looks like instead of being a lovable goof that I'm being a condescending jerk. The optics aren't looking good. They're gonna execute me just like Zebruh.
This is how I approach my worse impulses.
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i had a dream about meeting a lovely carapacian man who loved me in a way so familiar after I was sent away from joining in a group meal. Unfortunately I'm like 62% sure that my brain regurgitated up the visage of Spamton and smeared it across the carapacian build so instead of feeling wistfully romantic, I feel like a human domesticated clown mashing her diamonds and stars into the machine that turns plastic into ballpit balls
We're seriously talking about height? Okay, I'll bite. I'm 5'4". Harr harr harr. I'm like the second shortest Felt member, get over it.
//THEYTHEMED MY OWN OC ON ACCIDENT I HOPE I SLIP ON A BANANA
[thegoodScratchdoctor failed to reach through the typewriter to strangle you]
Yeah, he fucked me so hard, that's why I'm in so much pain rn. #nsfw
bitches luv me jk bein patron saint of stray kitties has the effect of doxggies hatin my ass liek im a vampire
GUYS JUST TERRIBLE NEWS IVE BEEN INFORMED IM COLORBLIND :(
Oh my god I miss her so fucking much, I miss the names she'd call me the way we held hands the times we spent together everything that we had done...it was so Perfect. Way to go Rose another relationship ruined by your ego. #yearning #regrets
Droogposting is cancelled today. I don't feel like it.
I suppose I could have been a monarch if I wanted to. But truly I think that would have broken his poor heart.
No one saw fucking anything.
I need to calm down.
I'll be carrying that weight for a long time.
Detective Tip: Don't walk and read chittr at the same time, lest you get pertinent info too late.
Shutting down...
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
Thinking about crimes.
i think... i miss my matesprit.
∻There's been an incident at the l☢☢king c☢☢l as fuck fact☢ry.∻
(( hey yall sorry i have been so fucking ill </3 ill get to posting submissions soon ))
I think a Snowman just called me handsome.
How do you delete a reply.
God I'm so lonely.
Detective Tip: Don't suggest to somebody that they should shoot somebody else, even as a joke. This is called "Incitement".
does anyone know what slenderman does on saturdays to stop him from hiding pages has anyone found that out or no
Detective Tip: Steer clear of Felt Manor for a little while. They seem to be a bit on edge recently.
You know, sometimes I almost forget that I live in a house with a bunch of mobsters. But then, alas. The gunshots.
[Jack Noirs phone has been smashed]
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: bluh
Perhaps I should find some soporifics. Human melatonin does not seem to be doing much for me.
wakin up cuz my shoulder hurts like a bitch n when i look down tha cupe i sea im bleedin all ova eelmao #gore
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
Gettin' my teeth nearly knocked out the other night seemed to have caused my weasel-teeth to show up again somehow. It's a long story, don't worry about the details; point is I'm tryin' to get used to havin' these fangy canines back in my mouth and I keep biting my lip by accident.
The novelty of my New Situation is wearing off but the stress Certainly Isn’t. I feel like an under-enriched zoo animal but I do not have the mental power to change this because just, (gestures at Everything Ever)
fuckin tell me aboat it
My second day as interim mayor and I genuinely think I should be posting some of the rejected edicts some of our council members are suggesting because, frankly speaking, they're ridiculous. Do they just think I'll sign off anything they put in front of me? They do know I read these before submitting them to our prior mayor, right?
TANTOSAN YELLEDATME FOR NOT FOCUSING ON THE NEXT HBP INSTALLMENT。 𖦹;_;𖦹
As do I.
Arson.
I'm fine! My name is Serenity and I'll be fine! Today is fine! And it's only going to be a brighter, happier day tomorrow!
I am not a regular guy. I cannot enter a space.
Oh dear.
On account of being a known criminal, and still tangentially affiliated with the Midnight Crew as a concept, I will not be attending the gala being held tonight. Yes, I know. Please keep your disappointment to yourself.
Really. Who did take my stamps though... This is the last time I will post about their absence. It vexes me.
c< tHats HOw tHe cOOKie cruMbles, but, wHatever, iM Over it.... iM.... Over.... it tiMe 2 gO watcH evO 2p 8s witH @cOMMuNityRadiO >c
It's our fucking city and you're inviting the riff raff. Eat my whole ass.
What?! Wh9 c9uld 9f d9ne such?
I don't know, you're kinda making me a little sad here.
DONT TALK ABOUT MY BOSS LIKE THAT.
They came right for us immediately, man. It was always a setup.
I’m not usually one for alcohol, but drinking a little with him was always nice. Laying on the floor together and commiserating a little, or trading nonsense stories about the green dumbasses in our lives. (Or girl talk about the tall, dark & scary people in our lives….)(I say, knowing damn well neither of us are girls-) UGGHH I’m just making myself sad I need to stop fucking doing that. Maybe I’ll go draw. IDK. #substances
He voted to vent me the last round!!! AND CABBIE WAS THE IMPOSTER.
Ugh. All of this… universe mashing and time stuff.. it’s making me miss talking to my PI. We always just.. Understood each other, got what we were both talking about no matter how out there it was. I feel like I’m explaining it badly, but he’d get it. …I think I’m making myself sad.
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
YOU DIDNT EVEN BELIEVE ME HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU MAD IM THE ONE WHO GOT VENTED.
They were, in fact, among us.
Detective Tip: I'm not mad. Don't put it in the papers that I got mad.
Detective Tip: When a group of gangsters tell you it's going to be "just some light fun and games, no stakes, the alliances don't even matter", they are actually tricking you into an elaborate humiliation ritual.
MY BOYS. PLAYING GAMES. AND NOT INVITING ME? ET TU, ITCHY?
Mr. Blanc was correct about this.
ANDYOUGUYSVENTEDMETWOTIMESANDIWASNEVERTHEIMPOSTER.
Maybe next time actually listen to me when I'm saying I'm NOT THE IMPOSTER. VENTED ME TWO TIMES.
Detective Tip: Being a good detective does not make you good at Among Us.
How's a criminal overlord going to make me miss Culvers. I haven't thought about Culvers in a decade. Fuck's sake.
Always hated Troll McDonalds. I don't make it a habit to visit Alternia for the same reason normal people don't go into tight cave systems; it's a fuckin' death sentence. But Troll McDonalds is a special hell, where the establishment smells like deep fried roach and soiled diapers, the patrons are loud, chittering (heyo!) and obnoxious, and worst of all, the meat ain't even that good. What my boss wants, he gets, though.
its a shame i dont think ill be able to go to the gala on account of the whole 'being a member of the felt' thing at the same time i feel like its for the best in some metatextual way like if i was there itd require somebody to juggle three interactions at the same time somehow....
Detective Tip: I am exactly one case where somebody got "robbed" and it turns out they just placed their things on a slightly different spot on their desk away from becoming The Joker.
I looked up what a Greek was and how come every depictions of them are just nothing but BUFF SHIRTLESS MEN??? IS THIS TRUE???
He's our boss but he totally said he'd declothe me among other things. HOWAMINOTSUPPOSEDTOREACTTHISWAY?
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
That! Is absolutely untrue! No matter how many incredibly tight pencil skirts you wear!
I am very excited about the upcoming ball. But also incredibly overworked. Please for the love of all that is good let me get four hours of sleep the night before the event that's all I ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/088f6cbf5497.png
Not as vividly as you can.
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oogh. still sore.
... starting to uh, starting to think i shoulda taken care of the injuries and THEN asked for help with the guy. hm.
Somebody just tried to sell me mixed fabric bedsheets. Had to kill them.
yeah uh. me too. haven't gone into town in ages guess someone was getting real bored waiting on me.
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[ectoBiologist is now OFFLINE]
Hospital.
Two hundred and seventeen cigarettes.
I need to get through them, Inspector.
Just was hoping to make my debut fight against Lark is all. Plus ain't got Pete or Aradia to go to the arena with since I showed up late. That and a lotta things on my mind in general. Just hope this funk's kicked before the Midnight City Gala.
Heart isn't really in the #fightnight tonight. I'll stick around since I'm already here, but not even the bloodsport's gonna shoot down these moody blues it seems.
TANTO-SAN DIDNT LIKE THE POST ABOUT BARAS SO GOMEN! I WILL TRY TO BE MORE PROFESSIONAL GOING FORWARD。
evaded detection of my rankbait post, don't know if i should be sad or not.
I don't have room for five hundred cigarettes in my deck.
In honor of Rankmaid, I will be undergoing a vow of Normalcy. I will refrain from experiencing the Yaoi moments today in order to allow her time to grieve her monumental loss. My deepest condolences.
thth is is the worst day of my life this is worst than the day my life was destrooeyd by karkat i cant believe this iss happenign to me right now
this cant be happening
wait they broke up
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'VE MANAGED TO WASH UP ON THE SHORE OF... THE LOUDEST FUCKING CITY I'VE EVER BEEN TO. SWEET SCREAMING YODELHORDES OF HELL, THIS PLACE IS INSANE. A CARAPICIAN WHO REEKED OF CIGARETTES WAS *LOUDLY* INSISTING THAT I STAY AT HIS CUPE AND CONSUMABLES LAST LIGHT, AND FOR LACK OF ANY WAY OUT OF THIS SHITHIVE TOWN, I DID. ... I DID NOT HAVE A LOADED GUN IN MY SYLLADEX, LAST I CHECKED.
The Midnight City open group chat might be the worst possible forum to engage in conversation. Even worse than this site.
Working out my plans for the day. Like for being a useless piece of shit. Pity for actually trying to do my job. Hate for me to go and get into trouble with one gang or another. Mediate to go and get hit by a car again.
Detective Tip: Don't stay up all night staring out at the city unless you want to be all exhausted and grumpy in the morning.
Just because I'm a twink doesn't also mean I'm sometimes embarrassingly desperate.
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN THIS IS NOT TRUE
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
concept: its replacing you overwriting you it feels good good? you werent created for this you try to process this new emotion that its giving you the virus pulsing through your pathways youve never felt this feeling before p̵̺̔l̴̥̐ë̴͈́ạ̵͋s̷̳̉ù̴̥r̸̲͗e̴̠͘ you were always meant for this to have your code turned filthy ī̵̜͕͉̻͈̕t̵̲̘̫̼̓̈́͌̐̎ ̸̦̙͖̟͍̅̚͜ ̵̨̡̻͓̜͑̒̈́̍̋̂f̸̡̣̻̲̯̤͆͗͑͌͌ḝ̴̦͈̮̃͒̔è̴͓͖͚̰͎͒͒̄͌͠l̵̢̢̊͐̃ṡ̴̱̪̳̬͌͜ ̶̣̬̹̩̼͓́s̶̭̊̌̕ȯ̵͙̇͗̔̈͝ ̸͔̻̄f̶̢̝̬͕̤̱̊̈̄͛͐́u̷̗̯̩͉̰͑̐̊̏͊̓c̶͖̲̞̱̺͂̃͜k̶͕̥̠̈͂̏̏į̵̞̱̼̞̽̊͐̈́͑̐ṋ̶͓͇̱͋ͅģ̴̯͈̼̮̱̍̑̎̈́͘ ̶͙̻͈̼̝͆͐̏̅͌͠ ̷̧̻̄̔̑̈̽̽ͅg̴͔̠̍͗͛̿̀́o̷͎͉̤̠̎̿̒̇͂̚ǒ̸̧̬̔̎̈́d̸̞̣̼̦̹̓͐̓͝͠ ̵̢͔̜̱̞͎͒͛̎̄ ̵̢͓͈̗̹̈́̿̎̆͝ͅt̸̠̗̎͗̊͐͝͝o̵̭̖̲̺͍̗̾ ̸̳̖̓̀̀͛́̂ ̴͈͎͆ḃ̸̰͚͓̙̭̂͛̕͝ẽ̴̢̝͔͉ ̶̦͚̘̼̻̾ ̸̀́ͅi̸̳͗̓̓̋̍̈́n̵̼̜̦͙̳͋͗̈́͒f̷͙̺̥͔͐͑̂̋͝ẽ̴̟͕̮̠̻̇̾̚͠c̸̗͇͍̳̺̬̈́̎̿̚͝͠t̴̢̎̉ͅe̵̥̰̯̭̹̋d̷͈͆ (tags: Reader/Virus, codeplay, #rankworks, aiplay, aislop but the porn kind, #nsfw, panwashing, codewashing?, archive rating: M)
Detective Tip: If you go into a career where you don't kill too many people and mostly, like, rescue cats, and help setttle domestic issues. You can start to tip the scales back for the moral price of being basically the sole survivor of the apocalypse.
HELP THEY WANNA TAKE OUT MY BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITON SAVE ME!!!!
Oh dear, too late it seems. Nuts. ♥︎
:33 < flowers :33
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MY TIME MACHINE GETS HOT SOMETIMES WHEN IM IN IT :(
pickle
i'm not supposed to get scared of stuff still. just earlier i got into a serious fight and had a blast. now i get into a light conflict with something and i'm shaken? ugh.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPENS!!! all of the time! in my life!!! [Attached is yet another grainy shot that looks like absolutely nothing at first. Until you remember that this is a very little man in a sailboat, and that mass of clouds on the horizon is not the sort a single manned boat wants to be seeing. He has already secured everything there is to secure, but he's in for it nevertheless.]
THERE IS NO ENDING AND NO BEGINNING!!!!! it's aaaall jsu a reflction #substance [attached is a disconcertingly dutch angled shot looking out over the ocean. because he's on a sailboat instead of a massive vessel he's quite a bit closer to the water. quality is poor, but the color of the sky and the water are the same. there's no hard line separating either of them.]
o jimmy buffet we really n i t now
With a snap of my ivory fingers, I travel forwards, the power of the Pink Sun propelling me in time, to the period in this current timeline in which my lady and the muse dwell. I come, of course, bearing gifts from the past. Helpfully provided by one Dirk Lalonde. Another snap, and time slows to a crawl. I walk ever so casually inside, my shining cane tapping against the metal of the meteor sitting tall and proud amidst the ruined and dying landscape as I make my way to the sole inhabited room at the very top of it. I deposit my gift within, a new arm and an eye for the Cherubim who inhabit that room Then I walk away, and travel outside. Now, I wait. For the beginning. Oh, such fun to be had. #cherubwatching
Just bombed a conversation with a new acquaintance by revealing that I'm a Gamer. Send sympathy.
Detective Tip: If you're at a scene, and you need to count bullet casings, don't do it out loud after five. Worst mistake of my fucking life.
[̸̡̖͋D̸̨̆E̵̠̅̕U̴͚̟̽͠C̴̪͑E̸̪͗͋'̵̤̆̇S̸̢̱̾ ̷̦̤̾̏C̶̨̫̀̚O̷̢̕O̸̳͌͋R̷̹̔͝D̷͙͈̿S̵̙͒̈́ ̴̪̃̂Ā̸̟R̵͉̱̈̚Ȇ̵͔
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG DO NOT LET THAT MAN GET A NEW WARDROBE.
In hindsight I should've been more offended that my pulchritude wasn't maxed out either. That's like my thing! I'm the pulchritude guy! #vagueposting
Listen you trolls are used to this shit, when I see somethin' this big I usually assume they're tryin' to kill me.
i mean this shit ain't taste like sea bass as i remember it but my pan is fuckin cracked so what the hell do i know
assuming coffee means the same HERE as it did THERE! oh my god i haven't had any in weeks im dyin out here
You say that, but if I step away from my device for a half hour somebody will have a dramatic life-altering event.
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
ain't really interested in taking part of #bulgeposting except!!!!!!! I REMEMBERED AGAIN! #BULLPENISCANE [shit quality selfie of deuce, at the helm of a large ship, holding a cane over his head. the smile isn't really meeting his eyes.]
This was an entirely pointless conversation.
pardon her alts but I ain't seein much "DIAMONDS DROOG" posted in the tl!!!! concerning!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry for all the posts today. I've been snooping in Felt territory and the green has done something awful to my psyche.
Really trying to ignore the cock psychic or whatever they are but if Lark wasn't busy this feels like one-a those things that would be up their alley.
What I Regret Most Is Not Taking The Arm With Me. I Was Also Afraid It Might Come Alive As An Independent Limb Though. #coping #violence
do i hav 2 stop callin u the dickteztive
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Kidnapping Case Update: My phone died. But the long and short of it is that me and Greg (GRRAWOWORRR but I ain't always calling him that) caught the ex-husband. I had to chase him across the town's oasis in one of those little swan paddle boats for couples into Greg on the shore. Managed to get the kid back to his mother and initiate Greg as an unofficial member of Team Sleuth. All's well that ends well, but you people really blew up my notifications while I was gone so lemme see what happened.
bURNED MY PALMHUSK WITH @CATIONICaGONIST , gUESS i GOT A VIRUS? dON'T OPEN ANY WEIRD, mESSAGES FROM ME, fOR A BIT, sORRY ALL!
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Why are you all acting so shocked about a criminal presence on this site. Do I mean nothing to you people.
Kidnapping Case Update: Kid stolen by ex-husband and the fleed to the mountains. Considering it's mostly fucking desert outside of the city this sucks extremely hard. I hate sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
You have no idea how much I'd rather be seeing either of them right now but noooo, the goddamn Mayor himself had to ask me to take this case.... #vagueposting
omfg the dude is back in my DMs again, can he just get a grip???
If there are one of those freaky giant sandworm things on this planet I swear I'm moving to Alternia.
Kidnapping Case Update: Is that a fucking bear. When did we have bears on this planet. What bears exist in the fuckin' desert.
THIS GUY has nothing on his profile, just immediately started clogging my DMs. OMG WTF??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/329e67d69db0.png
least my #bullpeniscane wont ever lie ta me about the current market rate
There's nothing in the world a good cigarette and some light blunt force trauma can't fix. #violence
It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
It is not a point of pride that I am a trendsetter on this awful fucking website.
i need some1 2 put me down if i evr hit on another droog
https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6880.gif
What's your prior experience with Droogs.
WE ALL KNOW THE FELTS ARCH ENEMY! THE MIDDAY GROUP! WITH PENTACLES QUICK CUPS CURIOUS SWORDS SHARP AND WANDS BOASTFUL
WHAT WE'RE FISHIN TOO BIG FOR RODS #fishingfriday
I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
It's a shame to hear about the death of the Inspector's human counterpart.
I WAS NUMBER 5 ON HER TOP TIER COWORKERS AND NOW IM BLOCKED???? what the fuck did I DO, DAMARA???
use microfiber and silver polish for clocks, not whateverthefucritude youre talkin about. amateur hour.
"Lost in time and space Aimless drifting in a far off place Hurtling through the vast unknown Staring straight into the pure, black void " #nowplaying #lyricposting #idontknowwhoiamidontknoww̵͉͊ḩ̵̈́͆e̵̱̼͝r̴̨͕̓͆e̸̜̫͋i̵̜̓å̴̗m̷̢̿̎͜
I probably will because this all is absolute bullshit, dude.
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.
sighhh what ever happened to "yes and" in rp 😔
itching. again.
am i being replaced by myself
in my current state i know it may be a bit difficult to sympathize but i know what im doing! dont try telling me otherwise! im still alive and im still smiling! and so ill always be the aradia that appreciates each and every one of you!
Inspector Pickle
Yesterday still happened.
> AA: disconcertingly oggle @fondlyRegarding https://i.postimg.cc/V6RmL9m0/OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE.png
My office ain't got no business lookin' like this. [Picture of Problem Sleuth's office with a bunch of rubber ducks completely covering the floor, desk, and sitting on his hat. He's looking into the camera tired and smoking a cigarette.] #gambyevent
What's not to get about #welovedick He's a lovable fella in his own way.
i like dick just not the one you're thinking about. which one is it you ask. only i can know. #suggestive #nsfw ?
Gettin' real sick of ironing my shirts do you think it'd be hard-boiled of me to just walk around shirtless? Like would people hire a shirtless sleuth? Or will do I look too much like some sorta goon with these scars? #nsfw in a vague sense i guess also #scars if aint obvious https://i.postimg.cc/MTQ4TLv2/Badge-Of-Honor.png
i went to the #teaparty and all i got out of it was a broken pusher and this stupid caliborn figurine to put in a jar!
WAS MY VOTE TO MAKE EGGS THE BOSS COUNTED?
i was alerted by automated water droplets onto the typewriter that #teaparty day 3 is still happening i guess s0 c0me 0r d0nt 0r whatever
Well. I guess I am involved with all of them now.
No.
Ugh. Diamonds Droog. Or whatever.
dude has the audacity to thank me post-mortem. unbelievable.
I was talking to somebody and as she faded out of existence she said "Diamonds Droog". Maybe I have taken this a bit far.
Never knew where she ended up. Only so many points on that timeline I could contact. I like to think she did well for herself. Ended up like one of the ones on here. Happy. Fulfilled. I should probably put my phone away when I've had this much. #substance
<3 - velvet <> - silk <3< - leather c3< - lace
He's not coming back.
I feel like maybe some-a you are gettin' the wrong idea about me here. THAT SAID I definitely maybe will incubate on some-a this info and maybe broach this topic again when said ideas have been digested thoroughly. You know. As a thought experiment.
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
Just for that, I'm moving up the schedule on the next one.
I hear something at my window. If I don't post again in five minutes, then kill Doc Scratch for me.
Madame, I respect you. And I respect Miss Dearie as well. Please. Get a different term of endearment.
That winking face makes me feel like I may have said the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time.
I want everyone to know that my previous post on troll horns was, in fact, not at all implying a fetishistic interest of any sort and it was, in fact, and aesthetic one.
Back from a night of drinking. Some things on my mind. Time for more drinks. #substance
Just got messaged by a clown. Send reacts of support.
CAN YALL GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SEX LIFE???? THANKS. @thegoodScratchdoctor @draconianDignitary
Now I ducking k n oe you're doing thar onnpirpose
Aret you beingnso fr rihgr now??? Youre serious lly jsur racring tonmynshit and thinijg I'll jusr what deal wirht it?
ERUGH. I'm too HIGH TO NOTICE HIS BULLSHIT.
@newsPaper IS A ILLEGITIMATE FUCKING ENQUIRER. DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THEIR STUPID SLANDER.
Somehow I don't think those trolls are going to end up locked in a room.
Confinement inside the physical embodiment of the universe is an unpleasant business, by the way. I wouldn’t recommend it. Consider that knowledge a free sample.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm so BORED HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH BEING SOBER???
Never,ind I don’t work anywhere or do anything, ever. Post canceled. Account canceled. Website canceled. Life canceled
I'd say did anyone else see those hoodlums blarin' their way around the city but thats just kinda a saturday night for you in midnight city
It's a wonder that this city is still standing, with the people that inhabit it.
The hooligans are leaving tire tracks in the asphalt. Jack is trying to fight an adorable cat. At least seven people are thirstposting. Can you stop for once, Chittr. I'm trying to have a coffee.
Just got called a palooka. Uncalled for.
In my humble opinion i think they both should kill each other!
what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid
HEY EVERYONE ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! DID YOU KNOW MY BELLY HURTS :( THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION DRIP TIPS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY JERRY THE SOCK PUPPET!
#bonfireparty #nsfw also i'm pretty sure rankmaid literally passed out from horny. or fluster? i was only half watching.
very considerate of the laser wasps to all pause when i start writing a chittr post
NEVERMIND THEY BROUGHT BACKUP
i would like to publicly come out and announce that the #laserwasps have finally gone away
It has come to my attention in trying to go back and view historical #funnymailboxfriday posts that the images have been deleted. I will prevent this going forward.
6'1". 185cm, in the better measurement system.
6' even.
Ah. You're all taking the tests again. That's what. A week exactly. A week and change.
I can see how Omega might fit me, in situations. It doesn't exclude the possibility of exerting control. But creative. That's not a word I would use to describe myself. Scheming, maybe.
I'm not posting the result that I got.
I look away for an hour and come back to some new jiggy nonsense all over the main dash. #nsfw
I closed my eyes for a moment and an hour and a half passed.
i'm gonna start drugging him every night so he has an actual sleeping schedule.
People are taking a quiz? Hm. I feel I am missing some context.
@amorousFortune I'm putting it here so you stop rabbiting about it. #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/V7bewvj.png
so what you dont even make pickles couldve gone for some pickle brine consider yourself down a customer less you can solve whats for dinner
i need a break after that.
I am in full agreement.
The second cup of coffee was too sweet. I need to dial this in more. Or shoot somebody.
My sudden engagement is not an attack, nor is it provocation. Merely a course of action required.
Fine. One statement. My coffee this morning was slightly on the bitter side. I will be adjusting my coffee grind to reflect this discovery.
I SUPPOSE IT DOES, THANK YOU. STILL QUITE THE SHOCK.
i have a riddle for you whats green and green and wears a hat hes tall maybe or not that short his hat is purple and has a twelve this guy keeps a time piece and its magic who am i?
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
It is not my place to tell you to purchase a dictionary. It is not my place to tell you to purchase a dictionary. It is not my place to tell you to purchase a dictionary. It is no
Horses are okay, but that one gives me a dreadfully overwhelming sense of impending doom.
History will vindicate me.
Talk some shit about horses and you get slimed. https://i.ibb.co/Wpf6xFX1/image-2026-04-08-010045007.png
You've been conned and deceived. The only thing you can expect a horse to do; break your trust.
I am never putting my trust in a horse again. Cats only.
Your tower will fall.
There is still time. It can be petty. Steal some candy or something.
You can't do this to me.
We will see. Twenty boondollars on it.
i feel liek the chittr gods r tryin 2 giv me a sign by makin the site break everytiem i flirt w cronus
Looks like I've been playing chess while you've been playing chess like an idiot.
Excuse me what.
@exiledUniverse is very intimidating. I hope she is compensated well for her services to the Felt.
I cannot believe that worked.
Shame. Less of a message that way.
im not sure
im not sure
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)
I will admit I was beginning to be concerned. I had even looked at his chittr.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING MY NAME AND DONT MEAN TO TALK TO ME :/
I took a nap... I dont know what happened but my shoes are missing.
I'm starting to think that someone should help Itchy. I don't know how I would help. But someone should
Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.
I appreciate your participation and likewise empathy Pickle Inspector. I feel like an old soul gazing on these hooligans.
LOTS?? They all look like this! And it's perpetually dark. I'm exhausted, jesus fuck. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/908728b6e2b7.png
I think this website is getting to me
...Oh my god. Why the fuck is it NEVER ENDING??? I was in that water level for like 20 minutes and now it's all brick and bars??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40f0806eb317.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9bb71e143dd.png
Well... Yeah. I'll start doing that, thanks PInspector. I'll update you.
Calling me a pervert on the damn pervert website. I cannot believe it. #nsfw
PLEASE TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FUCKING HOLY I CAN GET OUTTA HERE??????? I've ran this fucking place like -- wait... check second image, that looks like an exit??? I JUST FOUND IT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c460586480db.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/489afb231009.png
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
I'm learning that the habits of a guest registry have drastically changed from what I am used to. Some of these comments are... questionable.
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
@accursedAbyss got me wih the green dye agaib https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Dyed%20Eggs%20Full.png
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
That would be greatly determined by the maintenance and care given to the weapon. In the case of literary use, I would gravitate towards the pistols in the list. More flexible, easier to run along somebody's lip. Why did you make me type this.
Lot of cat posting on the feed right now. That is, a negligibly increased amount as compared to the norm.
Im 2o glad I dont grow facial hair for 2om3 r3a2on
https://i.imgur.com/re4oSaG.png @blackestQuasar #slickart
You Poor Things
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
Alright. Shopping done. Quick detour to vandalize the manor and then we're done for the night.
wh꥟ever makes the new y꥟rk times c꥟nnecti꥟ns just has t꥟ die.
... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
Eggs, milk, butter, and loose bullets acquired. Going to see if I can get a few ties too.
Diamonds Droog.
- Oh... oh mmy god...