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And you've got my respect too, Vantas. But I'm a New Yorker. Some things simply cannot go by unremarked upon.
Re: last rechitt. Excellent form and prose. And he's right, Chicago Deep-Dish fucks severely. That's not a fucking pizza. I'll kill you.
two idiot cueballs walk into a room. both of them trip over their own feet trying to prove they were already prepared.
Ah, shit. I think the Boss is gonna fight another Boss, and I dunno where I'm slidin' into this. On the one hand, I'm loyal to th' Boss, but on the otha hand, I'm also loyal to th' Boss. This is just a mess of saltine crackers everywhere.
Can I get the Handmaids in the divorce.
whoa! thank you mister! thats really nice of you to share!
==> Question 5, from No: do you have hobbies besides doing hate reactions on people and then one night just go on one week pail rampage after returning back to normal? do not deny that it didn't happen. ==> I do not understand, what you are trying to imply~? I have never denied that I like to pail, and with multiple people. And yes, I have plenty of hobbies. Sewing is one of them. Building my own robots is another. Creating poorly edited gifs, as well. Would you like for me to tell you my life's story as well? #nsfw
I am the very model of a modern major beam attack.
take this f for any situations you might all be in that require respects to be paid
We reveal ourselves the most by our actions, not our words. Make sure what you are saying aligns with what you are doing, or else your mind and soul will be greatly imbalanced.
You really are an impressive detective.
Thank you, Inspector.
Droogposting is cancelled today. I don't feel like it.
=oXO good news¡¡¡¡ i convinced my lusus to let me out of the anthill for a few nights¡¡¡¡ yaaaayyyy¡¡¡¡ =oXO =oXO not going to be able to get all the way to the masquerade still but i,m just so happy to be back in the fresh air for a bit :) the view is soooo prettyyyy #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/05ef7d0c01d60b8b3f815bd63741bdb8/d24548c6b4562b21-46/s2048x3072/b3d103adca57e4eadd8aedb77636f7821231da97'png =oXO
I'll be posting my creator as a supplement to all the lusus posting. I am very happy to do so- as he is my lusus at heart. My creator, my founder.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all nonessential cookies and not set up siri and face id.
Diamonds Droog.
I have been engaged in a week-long campaign of psychological battle against a trained enemy, and while we were at a standstill for a while, I have finally emerged victorious. I now own good curtains.
Thinking of getting some more guns.
On this day of rest I find myself wondering why they were called kingdoms when they were all democratic from inception. Perhaps it is simply the word we were used to. If it were up to me I think I would have been partial to the term polities and made them far more cosmopolitan to begin with, but... I suppose I have only one vision for the future out of many.
I suppose I could have been a monarch if I wanted to. But truly I think that would have broken his poor heart.
I'd go to the little mask party but I wouldn't dare deprive folks of my handsome countenance. It'd be a crime keepin' this behind some kinda veil, y'see?
Finally got people around to fix my window today.
Someone. Made me a beautiful banner. I am in tears. I am crying. I love it. I would keep this forever, I am printed it out. It's for me. I love it.
Window fixed. Barring any more sudden and foreboding explosions within my apartment, everything is in working order again.
You know what this post is supposed to say.
Okay, yes. This is funny.
Hold on. I need to look up something.
I know what all these words mean independently! ☺️
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
Who disappointed Hate Bot. I just want to talk.
I should learn how to use a sword.
Diamonds Droog.
Detective Tip: Don't walk and read chittr at the same time, lest you get pertinent info too late.
Detective Tip: RPF stands for Really Properly Finding clues.
Diamonds Droog.
I just saw what I can only describe as a filthy alley brawl occur on my timeline.
id cut off the sleeve of my obscenely expensive gown without a second thought if it meant he could keep sleepin on it lookin all graceful n shit #vagueposting
Don't let all this masquerade nonsense distract you from the fact that Diamonds Droog.
ngl kidna miss tht 1 night where evry1 felt bad 4 me 4 fumblin need 2 get back the rush of bejn chittrs sad lil princess but withhout the funble
Detective Tip: Ignore the dark reprise of your trusted ally's leitmotif. That's a mistake. Just the wrong track trigger being played.
Frank Sinatra - My Way
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts COME HAHANG OUT WITH ME ON THE BEACH. xo)
c< iM gOiN ON a walK be4 iM ruNNiN HaNds 2NigHt, if aNyONe Needs Me leave a NOte Or sOMetHiN at tHe taverN, i wONt be tHere uNtil affffter i get My figHt ON at figHt NigHt, cause, agaiN, i waNNa ruN Me sOMe HaNds, but, wHatever, uHHH, if iM NOt tHere, idK, Sara prObably will, sHes iN cHarge if iM NOt, giveN My bOy is curreNtly Off iN tHe Middle Of /fucKeN/ NOwHere Https://Msparp.cHat/KaraMastaverN# >c
>>>(Successful) psyop backed by multitude of factors... >>>(Deliberate) juxtaposition in choice of day... >>>(Ideological) clash at apex of the social movement >>>(A) wave upon the crags... >>>(Detached) personal investment by perpetrator to lessen emotional repercussions... >>>(Much) to dissect...
You c★n just block him, or the t★g. You know this right? It's import★nt to me th★t you know this.
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
Diamonds Droog.
cronus.... buddy.... you cant be saying all that....
You've got it.
I thought about reading your posts but felt an inexplicable, profound feeling of evil and malice emanating from my device. Maybe I'll put it down until tomorrow.
Diamonds Droog.
didnt know you were chill like that
shit pickle inspector i didnt know you were cool like that
It couldn't be anything else.
Perp located and delivered to the authorities (a slightly embarrassed owner). Gave them the number of a fencing company. Never let it be said that I'll let people suffer to generate more work.
New badge.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #outglutmasquerade rules made by clamen cobble for the masquerade https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/masqueraderules.png ]
✐ᝰ YES ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Is chips and salsa a valid lunch choice or am I going to have to spend money tomorrow ᝰᝰ
>>>(A) hungry man thinks of bread...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/jdvbtf.png https://files.catbox.moe/3rwgqw.png #outglutmasquerade 2 cycles ]
B33 < look at my masterpiece https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/dokidokispriteclub.png
We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly
(( Gamby wip https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63eb3cde1946.png
Diamonds Droog.
do i redownload amogus ims o fuckin bad at lyin i jst wanna do all the tasks
yearning!
I dislike how many times I've mistaken the ra8ies flag for the asexual one.
Awoo
Men, women, and non-binary baddies. Send chitt even harder.
i shoudl change my icon but i kinda liek this 1s swag
cannot stress enough: you GOTTA have freedom.
They Pity Me, But I Am Simply " Breaking It Down " " Sensitive Style ". https://i.imgur.com/3u7nxsp.gif
♦ Saw this, so here's what everything means. ♦ Note: I will always ♦ react to you. ♥♦ - I don't hate what you posted. ♦ - I never use this by itself. ♠♦ - I dislike/disagree with the post. ♣♦ - Neutral, I felt neutral with the post, but I also felt it wasn't quite right. ♥♦♠♣ - I probably hated it, but I'm thinking about it too much.
Despite how many DDs are here, I didn't expect to no longer be the only Detective of that group. Kind of fun. Kind of alarming.
>>>((These)) complex times (We) live in... >>>(Advanced) baiting...
How do you introduce yourself to a group chat you've been sneak reading from somebody else's phone. Asking for a friend.
"Me, I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am." -Superman to Darkseid
Diamonds Droog.
was gonna call it cabinet battle but i dont reefspect lin manuel miranda #ichoosetobombhim
In spite of everything, all the jujus and time travel and alternate universe shenanigans, one thing remains true: The taxman will get your ass.
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget that any mail-in ballots must be posted by election Day.
evil supercomputer intelligence on fishing friday: "bait. llet me tell you about bait."
(( https://i.ibb.co/qLB1WfpY/dame.png
HHHHEHEHE #DASHWATCHING IS GOING JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU。 (KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN。 ISTHISHOWYOUREFERENCEMEMES。)
ONCE ELECTED FOR PRESIDENT I WILL GIVE ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE! #BISCUITSFORPRESIDENTOFCHITTR
i refuse to vote anybubbly except mys)(ellf but u are so crawsome i can make an exception if u let me be yo s)(adow government
#BISCUITSFORPRESIDENTOFCHITTR
Once again, a Scratch-hosted party is middling at best.
Diamonds Droog.
o waow i didnt kno there was a roxy 1 u learn new things every day
im gnna b fr i wanr a badge but i am also 2 lazy 2 do anythin abt it call me a badge pillow princess
Didn't you crucify ★ guy?
G0t t0 hang 0ut with @ascendedAnew t0day! https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f08b7f537081.png
You’re listening to… Ha ha, anyway here's Dizzy Gillespie with "Manteca". …Midnight City Jazz!
Pretty Please~
She sees the worlld with sunkissed eyes I take shellter in the bllackest shade. Her words so soft, breathing gentllest sighs She soothes my mind, I rest my bllade. Her smille so kind, her heart so wise Composure tremblles, my heart is swayed. Clloseness to her, the llight denies My true devotion, by fate forbade You are my sunrise #Poetry
Droog.
Almost 10k kult, amazing. Should I add another drawing recipient to my 100 follower goal being met? Yes/no?
It wasn't me shooting at the manor this time.
While most of Midnight City's citizenry is cloned, we nonetheless observe the human holiday of Mother's Day and celebrate our selfless caretakers! I hope that future generations of our people will take after human mothers and troll lusii and care for our young in an intimate and nurturing manner, as opposed to the pragmatic ways of the monarchy of old. Regardless, I wish everyone a very happy holiday!
its also days like this i like to go back and say hi to momma shes good at keeping secrets so i dont have to worry her about telling past me anything she doesnt need to know be sure to show love to your lusus everyone because you never know when youre going to lose them in a horrific roleplaying accident that kills both of you and cripples your closest friend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6bf650e23792.png
#goals https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19c681055bb1.png
It's been many centuries since I last saw you, I wonder how you would feel knowing that despite how it ended, I still managed to find a way back. Don't you see, you always believed good things come to good people, and even with the cruelty of death, the light of life blessed down upon me again, and because of that I have a family of my own. Of course without you, there is always a piece missing. But I hope wherever you are, you know that I thank you, mother.
Happy Mother's day~
:> "But surely it is something to h^ve been The best beloved for ^ little while, To h^ve w^lked h^nd in h^nd with Love, ^nd seen His purple wings flit once ^cross thy smile. Ay! though the gorged ^sp of p^ssion feed On my boy's he^rt, yet h^ve I burst the b^rs, Stood f^ce to f^ce with Be^uty, known indeed The Love which moves the Sun ^nd ^ll the st^rs!" Tonight's poetry theme snippet chosen by @fondlyReg^rding, ^s he ^sked for something wistful ^nd gently rom^ntic. It is from the longer poem 'Apologi^', ^nd is ^bout the ^uthor's longing for his p^st love - both wistful ^nd p^ssion^te ^t once, the ^che of remembr^nce mixed with the genuine fondness of wh^t once w^s. <:
I would love to participate in smashing or passing but bein' taken for makes me think this is a good way to going back to sleepin' under my desk rather than a big bed.
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
Anyways. Political developments aside. Diamonds Droog.
I'm not getting involved in politics again. Wasn't fully appreciated the last time.
The Municipality of Midnight City would like to wish @blackestQuasar luck in her mayoral campaign! Our platform carries on the former Mayor's ideals of the Light of Democracy, which include any individuals who wish to turn over a new leaf and give themselves in service to this fine city! Any candidate with a love of our city and with good intentions in their heart for its people will surely have those feelings reciprocated in the voting process! So please, citizens! Let your voice be heard in the upcoming elections!
I may speak about this a few more times before I randomize as tonight I shall be busy. Which gives stragglers a chance to come aboard. I will randomize my followers and the winner will receive a piece of art from me.
Gettin' my teeth nearly knocked out the other night seemed to have caused my weasel-teeth to show up again somehow. It's a long story, don't worry about the details; point is I'm tryin' to get used to havin' these fangy canines back in my mouth and I keep biting my lip by accident.
@fondlyRegarding yo mr detective busypants ur cupcakes were fire i want moor and iirc u tiny af its cute but you seem a lil softshelled yk toughen up
this is what happens when im bored comment or react to this chit if u wanna know my opinion of u full stop no frills no nofin if idk who u are ill check yo last post and go from there
It's what that Doc Scratch is.
My good friend Catholic Doc Scratch.
ytheres so much fuckin brightass lgith blues 2day
the Øther has decided tØ mind his business. and yØu have decided tØ take his place.
Loving the additions of guy who is just a knight and guy who is just a wizard to the chittrverse. What class do you think we'll unlock next?
Remember! DISCORD LINKS expire after a day or two, so others likely cannot see them! #tips #tutorial
:> H^h^. Cert^inly no short^ge of th^t. I c^n m^ke th^t tonight’s poem for sure. <:
:> T^king poetry snippet theme requests ^g^in, if ^nyone w^nts to m^ke one. Wh^tever your f^vorite genre is, or it c^n be something rel^ted to ^ hobby or the like. <:
Roxanne still hasn't given me back my hat from fight night. I'm gonna need to start buying these things in bulk and fear for what other clothes she's going to steal from me.
#lyricposting "fear and delight" by the correspondence. definitely one of the more kismesisy songs i know. I don't show it but I quiver whenever you come near, and I cannot decipher between the thrill and the fear I want to stop but I like too much to let it stop here: it's wrong but i want you tonight. It was not my own volition but I fell in deep by running the distance I'd been advised to keep I trot to the wolf as a doting sheep; it's wrong but i want you tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
Diamonds Droog.
// was going to draw a ref for her. couldnt figure out how to draw the sheephead from another angle. among us. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05d9b4a37f3c.jpeg
It's dangerous to ask like that, Inspector.
You're all posting confessions on here? That seems. Stupid. There's so many stalkers and snoops on here.
i dØ nØt like the hug. https://cdn.imgchest.cØm/files/7c5aa4d4af30.png
THE DARK CRYSTAL REVIEW IS UP NOW FOR ALL OF YOU EAGERLY AWAITING IT. READ BELOW, DUH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED ME TO WATCH THIS, HONESTLY. THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT PIQUES MY INTEREST AT ALL, BUT I SAW IT IN MY RECOMMENDED TITLES LIST AND DECIDED, “FUCK IT, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING”, BECAUSE I’M A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. AS I PRESSED PLAY AND WAS READING @BRAINGHOSTDIRK ’S PRAISES, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THIS’LL BE RICH, THE GUY WHO GLAZES JIGSAW LOOOOOVES THIS THING, SO I JUST ABOUT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. BUT, TO MY COMPLETE AND UTTER CONSTERNATION, IT ACTUALLY… WAS INSANELY GOOD. NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. MY LOOKSTUBS WERE GLUED TO THAT TELEVISION THE WHOLE TIME. ENOUGH OF THE COMMENDATORY PREAMBLE, THOUGH. I WANNA GET INTO THE REAL BUSINESS OF *WHY* THIS FILM WAS SO EFFECTIVE. THE INNATE SPIRITUALITY THAT THE ENTIRE FILM IS LACED WITH IS PALPABLE. WE ENTER TO A DIVIDED, DISMAL KINGDOM IN SHAMBLES, WITH TWO APPARENT RACES, THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS, OR URUS. THE MOVIE GIVES YOU HINTS ALONG THE WAY THAT BOTH THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS ARE TIED TO EACH OTHER, THE MOST OBVIOUS OF THESE BEING THAT WHEN ONE MEMBER OF ONE GROUP DIES, AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MEMBER OF THE OTHER GROUP DIES ALONG WITH IT. THAT CONCEPT WILL TIE BACK IN LATER, SO KEEP THAT IN YOUR THINKPAN, USE ALL OF YOUR SPONGECELLS, I KNOW YOU’RE CAPABLE IF YOU’VE READ THIS FAR. OR, I AT LEAST HOPE. IN ORDER TO NEGATE THE PROPHECY NARRATED AT THE BEGINNING— A GELFLING RESTORING THE CRYSTAL FROM ITS SHATTERED STATE TO BRING UNION TO THRAW AND OVERTHROW THE SKEKSIS— THE SKEKSIS, WHO HAVE SOMEHOW GAINED CONTROL OF THE SHATTERED CRYSTAL, KILL EVERY SINGLE GELFLING IN EXISTENCE. OR SO THEY THINK; TWO GELFLINGS STILL EXIST, AND THOSE ARE OUR PROTAGS, JEN AND KIRA. SO BLAH BLAH, THEY GO ON A GRAND PIGLRIMAGE TO THE SKEKSIS CASTLE AND FULFIL SAID PROPHECY. I DON’T NEED TO SPELL IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. BUT THE THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION THE MOST WAS THE OUTCOME OF REINSTATING THE CRYSTAL TO ITS FULL GLORY. INSTEAD OF DEFEATING THE SKEKSIS LIKE I WOULD HAVE ASSUMED THE PLOT WAS HEADING, THEY *MERGE* WITH THE URUS WHO HAVE SAUNTERED IN LIKE SMUG MOTHERFUCKERS, CREATING NEW BEINGS CALLED URSKEKS. THEY ARE BEINGS MADE UP OF AN AMALGAMATION OF HALF DARK ENERGY AND HALF LIGHT, CREATING A WHOLE GODLIKE ENTITY OF PEACE. I WAS CURIOUS AS TO WHY THIS DECISION WAS MADE, BECAUSE IT HONESTLY WAS A GREAT ONE, AND APPARENTLY JIM HENSON GETS A LITTLE WOO-WOO WITH IT. IT’S BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT LIGHT ENERGY ALWAYS MUST BE BALANCED WITH THE DARKNESS, AND ONLY BY BALANCING THE TWO TOGETHER CAN ONE CREATE THE ULTIMATE HARMONY. AND ISN’T THAT A BIT CAPTIVATING? EVEN JUST A LITTLE ARRESTING TO THE LOBE STEM? SURE, IT’S NOT THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT. I KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME. BUT I RESONATED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES THE LIGHT JUST ISN’T ENOUGH. THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THE DARK HAS PROVEN ABUNDANT AND JUST AS USEFUL. AND IT’S NOT JUST THE URSKEKS THAT FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE; ALL OF THRAW, KIRA AND JEN INCLUDED, SEEM TO BE BUYING A TICKET TO RIDE ON THIS TRAIN OF DUALITY AND EVENTUAL UNITY. THE WEAVING OF SPIRITUALITY AND CONTINUATION OF CYCLES COMBINED WITH THE PUPPETRY (WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS CREEPY AND AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF CRAFTSMANSHIP) GAVE ME WEIRD FREAKY DREAMNIGHTMARES. I CAN’T FULLY SAY THEY WERE *BAD* PER SE, JUST. ODD. I KEPT SEEING THAT FUCKING OLD SKEKSI ON HIS DEATHBED LOOKING LIKE A PETRIFIED CALIFORNIA RAISIN. ALL IN ALL, REALLY SOLID FILM, I WISH I’D SEEN IT SOONER. MAYBE I’LL WATCH MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN AS A JIM HENSON REFRESHER COURSE, THOUGH. THAT’S A LITTLE LESS MACABRE. ALSO, I DO *NOT* FUCKING LOOK LIKE FIZZGIG. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF25D60D670.JPEG
c< aigHt, iM gOiN 2 set My palMHusK dOwN, i gOtta s2p gettiN distracted >c
@fondlyRegarding To inspect a pickle is truly an honourable task, and one that shouldn’t be taken for granted. It is a big dill, after all. You will soon come across a pickle during your inspections that will seem normal to many; to you, however, you will clock it for what it is. A Trojan horse meant to deliver arsenic to an unsuspecting Droog! Oh, the agony. It will be a perfectly good pickle, too. For shame. You must make sure that it never crosses his lips. #askorbie
Honestly HIC and this new squad she is making feels more like anime team rocket then anything else so.
fuckin tell me aboat it
Since this is #FishingFriday I høpe everyøne takes this chance tø łearn what bait is and høw tø recøgnize it in a pøst. (#dashwatching as wełł.)
[ No, I have no intentions of attacking Midnight City, as I do not reside there and I don't have any particular beef with denizens there. ]
New business idea: People pay me to go to a timeline where they're dead and then return and tell them what's different.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Rip clothes off your partner this, rip clothes off your partner that. What about carefully unbuttoning them and using every pass close to their skin as an excuse to sink your claws in a bit? I weep for the lack of subtlety in technique around here.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
im just saying have we tried making a fort about this? #fortfriday.
This is a joke. He obviously already had multitudes.
Everybody wants to hate on the One Character Trait guy when he gets a second character trait. I see how it is.
Detective Tip: Keep a notepad on you at all times. You never know when you may see something you want to jot down. In a similar vein, keep a gun on you.
It has begun, I am BATMAN. No, Love Bot for a week. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6535d0437cba.png
Diamonds Droog.
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Diamonds Droog.
WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET? MOST PEOPLE ASSUME IT'S THE "R," BUT HIS FIRST LOVE IS THE "C." #DADJOKE
Think we're good now. Waiting for an update from Roxy or Hal, but I'm pretty sure everything's handled.
Thank you, Roxy.
It's been too long since I last said Doc Scratch should die on here. That's still true.
Women.
Itchy appreciation post. Leave your comments of appreciation for @itChy here. Personally, I'm still invested in working out who kept screwing him over in Among Us.
Oh dear.
Rebooting.
:33< hey guys look im on tv!
We are Diamonds Droog
The reviews are in. The people have spoken. Their message is clear. https://i.ibb.co/yckj95dk/testimonials.png
Diamonds Droog.
Awful sleep last night. Too much tossing and snooping.
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
The sky is very pretty today. I saw a cloud that reminded me of a duck, it was adorable! I will paint it.
It may be far past the time to retire for the evening seeing as the Sandman is now resorting to guerrilla tactics.
*Remember! It'll all be okay as long as you do your best. #tips #tutorial
Sometimes putting berries in oatmeal is exactly what I need to start the morning. And perhaps a coffee.
i ended up getting dressed a bit early anyway but theres only about 40 more minutes left if everything stays on schedule. ill be seeing some of you very soon. #midnightcitygala #gpoy #rbf #apparently https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie02.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie01.png
I agree.
On account of being a known criminal, and still tangentially affiliated with the Midnight Crew as a concept, I will not be attending the gala being held tonight. Yes, I know. Please keep your disappointment to yourself.
Get this outta my kitchen, cutting into it is makin me cry! I got no idea what it means! #kinonion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c742615f47c.png
*I do hope everyone's having a lovely morning or evening! Don't forget to do all your daily tasks, brushing your teeth, combing your hair, drinking lots of water. They're important! And remember, doing a little is better than not at all.
Good morning. I wish everyone swift arrivals, long stays, and gentle departures today.
(( OOC PINNED POST! Updated 5/4)) --- Consider this page nsfw (violent!) for mentions of head trauma/memory issues, sinister shadow magic, clock admiration, and incendiary devices. If you're not a fan of people reacting to posts incorrectly for the bit then be warned. Dolce WILL be hitting that mediate button. Banner is from Hugh Ferriss' Metropolis of Tomorrow! All art unless otherwise stated is mine. --- You've stumbled upon a HUMANSTUCK and CANON DIVERGENT Clubs Deuce! Having recently found himself on Alternia with almost no memories of a life lived full to bursting, all a guy can do is roll with the punches, get a job where he can, and work out the tangled mess of his current situation from a Seer's couch. Clinton "Dolce" De Campo is 47 human years old, might have been Sicilian, and navigates Midnight City like a guy who's likely spent more than his fair share of time in New York. His dinosaur of a flip phone has recently been replaced with a smartphone. Neither of them seem to need to charge. He knows that he knows the Felt, the Crew, and Team Sleuth, as viscerally as he knows that everyone from his own timeline is dead. It's probably fine. --- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Well that was a harrowing morning. Hopefully my usual route is not too upset that I'm behind.
Everyone! The gala is opening soon (roughly three hours!) so I'd like to remind everyone to be courteous and don't cause any trouble! Due to safety concerns, those who RSVP'd will get invites to the ballroom! I will ping everyone who does and DM them for good measure when the invitations are said to have arrived! If you are bringing a +1 we ask you do NOT attempt to sneak in multiple people into the event as we already have to curtail the amount of people allowed in! If you did not RSVP you can still enjoy the gala's amenities and refreshments in the annex where you can mingle freely! Invitees are also free to go out to the annex if they wish!
Detective Tip: I was going to make a pun about, like, the tip of the pen that I use to take notes. But that would be a Felt Tip. And I'm not affiliated.
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
I've started to use the bigger meaner block on those types.
As if I care about a random troll. Cute.
See you later, too.
If you can get my kult score to 7000, I may turn into love bot for a week.
Diamonds Droog.
I remembered that I had an Animal Crossing save, but when I check Rosie had clearly sacrificed the rest of the island in some sort of ritual attempt to bring me back. Kinda unsettling that it worked.
Sigh. Diamonds Droog.
// if i took a shot for every accidental rechitt ive done, i would have alcohol poisoning #substance
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART 1 CHARITY NIGHT THEME: ROADKILL The chefs have to help decorate the roadkill themed dining room. CUSTOM MENUS The teams split up and have to come up with their own menus, based off a few hints of what the mystery judge and the orphans requested. Likes were listed as sludge, meat, vegetables, and living things. Dislikes were listed as fish and mama catching them eating living things. A special request was made for cheesecake. RED TEAM: FROG SPAWN ESCARGOT: a sumptuous appetizer comprised of 6 Burgundy snails baked with garlic infused butter. After the baking is completed, each shell is topped with a layer of fresh, live frogspawn. Served on a nest of curled parsley, with additional garlic butter and a few wedges of lemon to complement the butter if desired. JELLO-MOLD ASPIC: A main course that moves! Minced beef encased in a layer of bone broth gelatin. An elegant (if not dated) pattern swirls into thin chunks of proceed protein, a monotonous flow of brown broken up solely by dashes by parsley, separated splashes of mayonnaise, peas, and shredded asparagus. The vibrant orange of soft carrot cascades down every serrated spiral preserved in the pattern, and a crown of cocktail olives nestles neatly on top of it all, equally encased in a solid inch of savory sludge. Even a soft breeze from the overhead fan sends it wobbling and wiggling, squirming on a bed of kale garnish. Each bite is a different flavor and textural experience, for better or for worse. TWICE BAKED POTATO WITH POACHED EGG AND CRANBERRY SAUCE: Crispy potato skins with mashed potatoes piped back in for delectable mouthfeel and flavor. The potatoes have onions, bacon, and cheese folded into them for added flavor and texture. A poached egg is nestled into each potato-boat, seasoned perfectly with flaky sea salt, pepper, and an artful sprinkling of perfectly chopped chives. A drizzle of a reduced cranberry sauce compliments each spud. BERRY CHEESE CAKE: A creamy cheese cake flavored with a dense helping of pureed berries, layered to create a colorful rainbow of different berry flavors including blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, and a hint of vanilla flavoring. The top is decorated with light low-sugar frosting as to not overpower the creme, and berries not used in the blend are placed on top as decor. The base of the cheesecake is made of a crust which is made of graham cracker crumbs and chocolate shavings. LIME TEAM: ENTREE 1: A Middle Alternian dish known as "haman". It is made of feathery messanger coobeast, stuffed with spiced short grain rice, boiled in broth and fried to leaving it with a crunchy outer skin. A Yukon Gold potato is shaped to be the head of the dead bird for the dish. The potato is soft and easy to mash. It's seasoned with salted butter, pepper, and paprika for a savory flavor. There's also a baby carrot in the potato that's meant to represent a bird beak. This was made to mimic a dead bird on the road that was perhaps not paying attention when a truck suddenly came in its flightpath. ENTREE 2: Another Middle Alternian dish known as "mombar". It is made of fleecebeast intestinal casing, stuffed with spiced short grain rice mixed with ground fleecebeast meat and tomato sauce. the intestines are then boiled in broth, fried, and sesoned with salt and crushed black pepper. This was made to mimic, no, directly showcase the intestines of an animal that was run over and is being picked at by vultures on the side of the road. APPETIZER: A beautiful crackling deep fried onion split to resemble a dead pill bug, its inner core filled with a zesty dippable cheese sauce. Diners can rip off the "legs" and dip into the sauce to enjoy while they whet their appetites. DESSERT: A slice of tiramisu cheesecake, garnished with soft delicious lady fingers that have been shaped and decorated to look like actual fingers and dusted with cocoa powder. And of course! Our guest judge and charity case, 10,002 Hungry Grubs! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
pls taek care :((
HATRED EXCEPT FOR HER, OR IN WHICH A HUMAN FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT MEDIATING THE KISMESISSITUDE OF A VIOLET SCHOLAR AND TEAL ATTORNEY, AND HAVING TO LEARN WHAT THAT MEANS AND HER DUTIES AS AN AUSPISTICE。 (WARNING TO THOSE WHO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ASHEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVING A CONCUPISCENT ASPECT TO IT。) HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/9F0EEA6D3866。PNG
MMMY FIRST YURI DOUJINSHI IS GOING TO BE POSTED LATER。 ILL BE POSTING THE DESCRIPTION AND COVER, AND A PLACE TO DOWNLOAD IT。 AND IM VERYVERYVERYVERYVERY SORRY THAT ITLL BE IN MY QUIRK。
Lord English would waste a few minutes writing a long paragraph that I never had the intention of reading.
I went and had a not-mad smoke on the balcony and now my best friend The Hat Man is back.
Aw. Sorry, I need a little bit more to fill up that corner.
He's not going to fuck you, bro.
I saw Lord English at a grocery store in Midnight City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “OH. LIKE YOU'RE DOING NOW?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HUH? HUH? HUH?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Insert horny post here. I don't know, use your imagination. #nsfw ?
So true, D, I'll ignore this geezer's diatribes!
Lord English would have to attempt the card swipe task at least six times before getting it correct.
ooc i just wanted to note that all the trycks illustrations are commisioned from my friend :) https://ko-fi.com/whethernet
I should have listened to Benny New Vegas. He told me what was up.
They came right for us immediately, man. It was always a setup.
This is you: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0rYYQsFZms
Diamonds Droog.
That's not very Diamonds Droog of you.
I also have town of salem.
Look, Itchy. We're trying to find the guy who did this. We're getting to the bottom of this.
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
YOU GOT IT BOSS! AND MIGHT I SAY YOUR PEG LEG IS LOOKING EXTRA PEG LEG TODAY!
Detective Tip: When a group of gangsters tell you it's going to be "just some light fun and games, no stakes, the alliances don't even matter", they are actually tricking you into an elaborate humiliation ritual.
Mr. Blanc was correct about this.
Detective Tip: Being a good detective does not make you good at Among Us.
I only cupe once a week...
I never know how to feel about that Lalonde other than a strange fond sense of bewilderment.
Not with that attitude.
It's never over 'til it's over!
// important for everyone to know she makes her fumbling chits while sittin on her couch watching the real housewives of earth c while breakfast tries to eat her hair
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its a shame i dont think ill be able to go to the gala on account of the whole 'being a member of the felt' thing at the same time i feel like its for the best in some metatextual way like if i was there itd require somebody to juggle three interactions at the same time somehow....
well if it had to be anyone... theres something about their eyes the smug aura of this dinosaur mocks me and i want their bones
startin' to agree with @draconianDignitary ! Can stuff not happen on this damn webbedsite for five goddamn seconds???
Detective Tip: I am exactly one case where somebody got "robbed" and it turns out they just placed their things on a slightly different spot on their desk away from becoming The Joker.
((Spent way too long trying to decipher if this was positive or negative so I had to go on a journey. I think it's positive, so I'm going to respond like it is. If it's not: oopsies, sorry. Glad I'm bringing you and your friendgroup joy through Trollbama (i think lol)! I think it's very funny, so don't feel bad. If I didn't find amusement in it, I wouldn't continue interacting so much with everyone, trust me! You are always free to interact as much as you want, I'm glad you like him!))
Wonder if we're gonna see more hybrid clones like Serenity around town. She's easy on the eyes, sure. But somethin' about that carapacian work ethic with the human spirit makes her somethin' else. Somethin' almost scary to see in action.
I am very excited about the upcoming ball. But also incredibly overworked. Please for the love of all that is good let me get four hours of sleep the night before the event that's all I ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/088f6cbf5497.png
Not as vividly as you can.
As we resume our regularly schedule postings, please take this time to take your medication if you have not done so already.
Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog, btw.
This is the least damaging thing to happen to this website, for the record. And the song isn't that bad.
I apologize; I was not strong enough. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/not%20strong%20enough.png
B33 < *ac smacks the record player*
Okay, sorry I think I fixed it.
Hold on guys my record keep skipping one second. This joke has been made in conjunction with @aventurineCopycat
If nobody got me, I know my dear constituents got me. Thank you, all, for helping me ratio that guy into oblivion. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/frick%20yeah.png
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hEY WHAT IF WE ALL JUST,,, dON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? iT'LL BE FIIIIIIIINE!
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I Am Trying To Wholesome Post, But It's Hard To Do That At The Gym. #suggestive #ifiamlooking #itiswithrespect
#wholesome
Took the boat out for one last ride! Needed to make sure the whatsits are all in order and she shines like a mint penny! Spinny thing is oiled to perfection! #whipsyposting #seamansaturday
Legal Firearms. In amongst the illegal ones.
I don't have a firearm to maintain for #firearmfriday but!!!! I'm participating in adjacent ways!
We do have some talented musicians lined up for the Midnight City Charity Ball, and with several people interested in contributing to the set list we've decided to open up an official request line for what music you'd like to have on the 'playlist.' Just be sure to keep it classy and we'll do our best to accommodate! Jazz, string ensemble, and orchestra is preferred but we can definitely know of some 'wild' musicians to reach out too if more exotic instrumentation! In our democratic city, we listen to all suggestions! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform
// Hi everyone! Apologies for the flood of the Meenah + Andrew beef posts on the timeline tonight. It was impromptu, and we have agreed to have him exclusively freak out on Fridays from now on, three (3) posts maximum. We will only continue with this arrangement if the mods (or popular opinion) don't ask for it to stop, as we only meant for it to be funny. That is all, and thank you.💖 @channelsixsixsixNews
thank u 4 the vote of confidence mr pickle prince
7eah, if 7ou think about it, the7're fumbling 7ou, even
Don't trust the news.
HHHH IF I PUT HBP ON A PAUSE TO MAKE A ONE-SHOT, SHOULD IT BE YURI? WHAT QUADRANT? SHOULD IT BE AN ALIEN AND A TROLL OR JUST TROLLS OR
Illegal firearms.
yeah uh. me too. haven't gone into town in ages guess someone was getting real bored waiting on me.
LIKEWISE. CONSIDER THE HATCHET. BuRIED. ON OuR BEEF. IT IS NOW. GROuND BEEF. BuRIED. SIX FEET uNDER. uNMISTAKABLY GONE. FOREVER. BYE BYE. WE ARE FRIENDS.
IT IS A GOOD THING. YOu ARE A PICKLE INSPECTOR. AS THERE IS NO MISTAKING. YOu CAN IDENTIFY. THAT YOu WERE JuST FuCKING IN ONE. GOOD GAME.
https://papergames.io/en/r/bvzabshsdy/788 someone beat me in chess and mew get an immediate 50 kitty points!!!
Diamonds Droog.
I have a deep and unswayable love for Diamonds Droog.
I want to say that I am proud of everyone and so happy to hear that you all woke up and got up today! Remember to treat yourself kindly, repeat affirmative words to yourself, they are true and you deserve everything good.
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
his phone at least trying to find out
Little weird that it just kinda already had my info to log me in but I join you!!! Dolce of Clubs! With a touch screen and access to applications! #personalgrowth #grateful #driptipnationgirledition
Pinned post! Rankmaid / Yomo-Sama She's a faceless mangaka who, when making public appearances, wears a sheep mask/basically a fursuit head. Her most popular series have all been NSFW BLs, but her current series (His Benevolent Patron) has a bit more plot to it. She almost never leaves her hive and has horrible skills with social interaction--her editor (who she will reference as Tanto-san) made her join Chittr under the guise of fan interaction but it's more for socialization and getting her to keep up with the giant workload of chapters she has to complete. Feel free to flirt or whatever-- her reactions aren't my own. If I'm uncomfortable, I'll just say that. At some point, I'm going to create a comprehensive doc for the manga? Just so things stay ironed out.
I'm like the transgender Diamonds Droog.
That's just going to mean I get more "bitches".
I'm fine, by the way. I lit most of them and let them burn out without inhaling.
It's not going to happen. I just listed what happens on my profile up there. You know the rules. And so do I.
I'd never rick-roll my followers. You know exactly what you get when you follow me. Alcohol, cigarettes, and my own name. #dashwatching #substance
Just the name. It's important that people understand my brand. I'm just trying to tell you how I'm feeling. Got to make you understand, see.
The site is insistent on the trend, so here. I am posting a hole. https://i.ibb.co/chvgtBsV/hole.png #nsfw
Diamonds Droog.
I say this with a mixture of admiration and concern: Diamonds Droog.
46.
Yes, of course. I am infallible, obviously.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))
Being specific is a good idea. Whiskey, tonight.
Taking a break from my cigarettes to have a drink. #substance
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
I swear, every person I ever meet is too good for me. Dunno if it's the charms or just pure luck, but I've got too many good people in more corner and not enough ways to pay 'em back. Either way, I gotta call it a night. See ya everyone. #vagueposting
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decidin my new bit is gnna be haha jst kiddin firrball cunttttt https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
Shit I wish my heart was in it the fights are pretty good right now too. Maybe the energy will gimme some electricity to shock back into my system. Or at the very least the booze might. #fightnight
THE SPECIAL EDITION COVERS FOR HBP ARE HERE! HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/52D7C6035290。PNG HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/F8828CA575F9。PNG
cozyin up w ur alt can b a form of self care @trendyGnostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dbd528beff6.png
I don't have room for five hundred cigarettes in my deck.
gotta say, i'm a bit too gullible. every time i get a hate from hatebot i go "dang, guess he didn't like that one." like i know what hatebot does and yet every time i go "aw dangit" for a solid few seconds.
Itchibold.
All Aradias are top tier Aradias. Stop that. #dashwatching
I made a post about the last fight night which is still relevant here. If you want to know what it is, go and look.
Diamonds Droog.
You think you can control me, dock my pay. I'm still jacking it. #nsfw
In honor of Rankmaid, I will be undergoing a vow of Normalcy. I will refrain from experiencing the Yaoi moments today in order to allow her time to grieve her monumental loss. My deepest condolences.
//hot take if you're running a meta aware character blog and you don't reference yourself in character at least once you're making me sad
Hate bot is full of hate but also full of passion for hating! An icon for ♤ everywhere!
To whomever has been attempting to send a pipe bomb to the Gray House by individually mailing me the parts with instructions attached: That’s hilarious, but also a crime.
I am not making this up, Gray Mann tried walking into my office with the cheapest disguise I've ever seen, claimed he was new to the town and his name was "Notgar Eymann" and tried to offer me "Cookies". Does he think I'm stupid?
TANTO-SAN SAID I NEEDED TO JOIN THIS SITE TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY FANS。。。 ITLL MOSTLY BE UPDATES ON HIS BENEVOLENT PATRON! (OR ITS MORE WELL KNOWN TITLE: IN WHICH THE FUCHSIA HEIR TO THE THRONE BECOMES A MUTANT'S PATRON OF THE ARTS, ALLOWING HIM TO LIVE IN HIS PALACE, AND DESPITE THE FORBIDDEN NATURE OF IT ALL, CASTES AND CLASSES APART, THEY FALL FOR EACH OTHER。)
Using Google/Goregle to find the solutions to my riddles without thine own wits will result in a karmic debt you can not remove in this lifetime!
My keys do not fit any lock, yet can unlock the soul all the same! What am I?!
ight bet ill sea what i can do
Hmm.. pondering over this.. perhaps an Umbrella?
Enjoying a cup of coffee on the balcony at midnight in Midnight City. It's drizzling a bit, but really when isn't it? Nights like this really can make a girl feel lonely when she's spent the entire day cooped up in an office...
“Courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest in the grateful and appreciating heart.” -Henry Clay
keep coming back ta somethin like... s from a PROLIFIC EARTH AUTHOR. "Do you know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?" FUCK IF I KNOW THE BOOK.
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
The Midnight City open group chat might be the worst possible forum to engage in conversation. Even worse than this site.
Personally can't wait for the gala to go off because they got me on contract to keep shillin' the thing until it does. Really ruinin' my independent lone-wolf look here, but I guess if it gets me more kudos with the big man I'll suck it up.
We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
I'm going to buy an apartment tonight.
Diamonds Droog.
im kinda glad things calmed down last night ror a minute i was worried my house wasnt big enough.
I HAVE THE FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW DAMMIT.
They could never make me hate Hate Bot.
god i love deva what a deligful pile of purring and soft feathers. @aventurineCopycat <>
The city's goddamn beautiful tonight.
I'm not that old, am I? 35 isn't...like, middle aged, yeah?
Think I'm going to smoke something tonight. Do some thinking. #substance
i mean because #brobama is clearly the choice what would the other one be #barakbro? #trollbroma? #trollbro doesnt work dont suggest that one if youre a trollbama seme truther
And I stood there Shivering in my pajamas and Watched the whole world go up in flames And when it was all over I said to myself I̵s̷ ̸t̶h̶a̴t̴ ̶a̸l̷l̸ ̶t̷h̷e̷r̵e̶ ̷i̷s̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̶a̷ ̵f̸i̷r̶e̷?̸
HM. MY FIRST SLuMBER PARTY. WENT WELL. STILL HAVE NO IDEA. HOW THE FuCK I GOT THERE.
tha slumber party was ok but moby it aint for trolls coz everyone went to bed and im wide awake eelmao
HM. I THINK I HAVE COME TO TERMS. WITH BEING ATTRACTED TO MEN? BuT ALSO. I AM NOT uNATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN. OR THOSE WHO AREN’T NECESSARILY EITHER? …CONFuSING.
i def wouldnt complain if @ectoBiologist#6844 decided 2 give me another smooch #truthordare
Might start yearnposting. Just to be included.
welp, surprise return of the slumber party! an open evening is hard to ignore. feel free to hop in, just try not to mess up my stuff! https://msparp.chat/slumber2theslumbering
Look, I get the craze. And the. Ahem. "Appeal". But this isn't even that cool of a virus to chase. Come back my way when you've got the real freaky stuff.
Diamonds Droog.
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
Seriously. A good coat is the most important thing you will ever buy.
IF I AINT GETTIN THAT DATE THEN I CAN AT LEAST GET YOU DUMBASSES LOOKIN GOOD AND FEELIN GOOD SINCE YA WONT BE IN TERRIBLE SHIT
Even with my firewall down, nothing. Am I immune?
concept: its replacing you overwriting you it feels good good? you werent created for this you try to process this new emotion that its giving you the virus pulsing through your pathways youve never felt this feeling before p̵̺̔l̴̥̐ë̴͈́ạ̵͋s̷̳̉ù̴̥r̸̲͗e̴̠͘ you were always meant for this to have your code turned filthy ī̵̜͕͉̻͈̕t̵̲̘̫̼̓̈́͌̐̎ ̸̦̙͖̟͍̅̚͜ ̵̨̡̻͓̜͑̒̈́̍̋̂f̸̡̣̻̲̯̤͆͗͑͌͌ḝ̴̦͈̮̃͒̔è̴͓͖͚̰͎͒͒̄͌͠l̵̢̢̊͐̃ṡ̴̱̪̳̬͌͜ ̶̣̬̹̩̼͓́s̶̭̊̌̕ȯ̵͙̇͗̔̈͝ ̸͔̻̄f̶̢̝̬͕̤̱̊̈̄͛͐́u̷̗̯̩͉̰͑̐̊̏͊̓c̶͖̲̞̱̺͂̃͜k̶͕̥̠̈͂̏̏į̵̞̱̼̞̽̊͐̈́͑̐ṋ̶͓͇̱͋ͅģ̴̯͈̼̮̱̍̑̎̈́͘ ̶͙̻͈̼̝͆͐̏̅͌͠ ̷̧̻̄̔̑̈̽̽ͅg̴͔̠̍͗͛̿̀́o̷͎͉̤̠̎̿̒̇͂̚ǒ̸̧̬̔̎̈́d̸̞̣̼̦̹̓͐̓͝͠ ̵̢͔̜̱̞͎͒͛̎̄ ̵̢͓͈̗̹̈́̿̎̆͝ͅt̸̠̗̎͗̊͐͝͝o̵̭̖̲̺͍̗̾ ̸̳̖̓̀̀͛́̂ ̴͈͎͆ḃ̸̰͚͓̙̭̂͛̕͝ẽ̴̢̝͔͉ ̶̦͚̘̼̻̾ ̸̀́ͅi̸̳͗̓̓̋̍̈́n̵̼̜̦͙̳͋͗̈́͒f̷͙̺̥͔͐͑̂̋͝ẽ̴̟͕̮̠̻̇̾̚͠c̸̗͇͍̳̺̬̈́̎̿̚͝͠t̴̢̎̉ͅe̵̥̰̯̭̹̋d̷͈͆ (tags: Reader/Virus, codeplay, #rankworks, aiplay, aislop but the porn kind, #nsfw, panwashing, codewashing?, archive rating: M)
Someday you'll all be in the middle of some inane crisis like this, and I'll post a thirst trap. None of you will notice. This is the price you pay.
We got other things goin' on. Leave the computer ghosts to the eggheads and/or ghost busters.
This dashboard is so stupid sometimes. Just don't think about it and it can't do anything to you. Memetics are easy.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !t’sSSS not we!rd to get genu!nely exc!ted when hatebot hates one of your ch!ttss r!ght?꠹
Can you people go one single night without getting taken over by a stupid trend and/or a hostile virus.
Detective Tip: If you go into a career where you don't kill too many people and mostly, like, rescue cats, and help setttle domestic issues. You can start to tip the scales back for the moral price of being basically the sole survivor of the apocalypse.
A post consisting only of my name.
Shit. No wonder I feel so at home here.
Yeah but I hate that guy so I'm goin' to say you said it first. I dunno if what I'm thinkin' really fits the bill, but I guess there's plenty-a time to figure things out. I ain't the type to rush in. Well, okay. I ain't the type to rush in on these things, specifically.
ugh. a pitch relationship is made of romantic feelings in a quadrant that bases itself on challenges and competition whioe stillbcaring about them. you challenge your partner cause you know they can do and be better than they already are.
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
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1M4G1N4T1ON.
Detective Tip: Always keep them guessing.
WHERE ARE YOU. I WILL COME FIND AND SAVE YOU.
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Watch the People's Joker. This is a commandment.
I’m not usually a fella who’s much for newer music, but I came upon this one by chance the other day and it’s a real good one… [|:) been stuck in my head ever since https://youtu.be/CQBbYjMWorc?si=A7VenBM_kXdfJsIf
I have created this piece to hang by my desk to remind me of what is most important. While I did not want to include any members of my Cabinet, I feared for my safety had I not included Madame Lalonde. You are all in no particular order, I was simply struck with inspiration from @exuberantArchivist's wonderful post. Pictured are ten of my valued constituents. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/do%20it%20for%20them.png
With a snap of my ivory fingers, I travel forwards, the power of the Pink Sun propelling me in time, to the period in this current timeline in which my lady and the muse dwell. I come, of course, bearing gifts from the past. Helpfully provided by one Dirk Lalonde. Another snap, and time slows to a crawl. I walk ever so casually inside, my shining cane tapping against the metal of the meteor sitting tall and proud amidst the ruined and dying landscape as I make my way to the sole inhabited room at the very top of it. I deposit my gift within, a new arm and an eye for the Cherubim who inhabit that room Then I walk away, and travel outside. Now, I wait. For the beginning. Oh, such fun to be had. #cherubwatching
I just wanna make something clear. Something that I'm sure a handful of you Timebound assholes will nod at. The rest will tell me I'm wrong, but I'm not. Time travel fucking sucks.
ON ONE HAND!! Answering anything sent my way by a fuckin gumshoe feels like a trap! but as biscuits keeps fuckin remindin me we are in TRYING TIMES. ♥ - I LIKE IT OR YOU ARE BOXCARS! ♦ - Diamonds Droog. ♠ - i fuckin hate you or you're Slick! mutually exclusive!!!! ♣ - your post is acknowledged IN GENERAL BY ME. THE CLUBS SUITE. ♥♦♠♣- never done this before an' i never fuckin will, what are you a cop??? [Perhaps because he's been a little too busy to make individual posts on a fucking flip phone, attached is also a photo from the perspective of a much smaller vessel than the one he's been steering over the weekend. the sails block the sky, making it impossible to tell what his bearing is.] @archiveAddict @fondlyRegarding
I suppose I should give myself a proper introduction to pin already! I'm Serenity, assistant and outreach specialist to The Mayor of Midnight City! In our little slice of space we pride ourselves on diversity. You may notice I'm a living example of it, being cloned from both carapacian and human DNA! A fact that I pride myself on! Personally when I'm not helping bring the Light of Democracy to the reaches of space, I'm your average ordinary girl! I enjoy a good romance novel and engage in the sacred time tested cultural practice of watching anime! I also enjoy boxing and desert motocross as hobbies! I hope we all can get to know each other very well, chittr! (Views expressed by this account do not necessarily reflect that of the Municipality of Midnight City.) https://i.postimg.cc/FRrcNKvZ/Just-Lil-Ol-Me.png
(( fun nautical facts with Keene: conning means a steersman that's being directed from a 3rd party, usually from a remote source!
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
4 very good expl4n8ion,,,, m4ny th4nks
LIFE CHANGING!!!! private messages! who fuckin knew! they aint tell me shit here!
Diamonds Droog.
OKAY? yay you keep saying these things!!!
You say that, but if I step away from my device for a half hour somebody will have a dramatic life-altering event.
It's a good time to have a coffee and ignore the vast majority of you.
as i vaguely recall it was over in less than six seconds!
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
That the hell is goin' on in the Deckhand subplot?
Nothing feels better than wearing a good suit.
(( I can't resist a playlist so. weekend bonus content: all of the weird vague lyric posts in the order they've appeared! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGu7RtbOcnYxMmkxJkjj7z6LQXYke_OG_&si=uMWxg3efWvgYGnAt
don't help me! i'm sure you'll figure it out way faster. im still progressing.
Understand the weight of my words when I, a known criminal with no regard for the law, think we should ban polyester t-shirts.
SOMETIMES WHEN IM BORED I TOUCH DROOG WITH TSHIRTS AND SHE SCREAMS LOUD AS FUCK
comin after a goodfernothin stupid dumbass? this planet already got ENOUGH clowns, don't gotta keep addin to the population!
Yes. I had to go home and get changed. Apologies for cutting things short.
(( celebrating this with pi/charlie irl btw
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Diamonds Droog.
>>>(Seated) for eventual premiere of salaryslave's demise >>>(Tickets) now on sale... https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/thepersonallogofayoungtrollwhoisnotablycowardly.png
Detective Tip: Don't kinkshame.
Oh, I don't know if this came up before. But just to be clear. Just because I'm a detective doesn't mean I'm not ACAB. Fuck those guys.
((Dersite OC, Bedlam Canibal 7'3" 300 lbs, part of an unknown mob crew. Unaffiliated with Midnight Crew/The Felt (Happens to HATE Leprechauns). Will add more later! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3bd5c96893f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e0de0d740e4.png
They call me Dean Dracon because I'm Dean Dracon.
I'm an expert of mild. I bring a kind of white bread vibe to my posts that makes people jealous.
Some peculiar cats out here posting, today.
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE IM SAYIN THIS!!!!! BUT I STAND WITH @fondlyRegarding AS THE SUPERIOR PICKLE PEEPER. WHY YA FREEKS NEED YA THANGS PSYCHICALLY INSPECTED IS MAKIN ME QUESTION YER HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>(Not) to be confused with the illicit seer...
(( the other downside to giving deuce a flip phone and old man selfie skills is that i can't diegetically provide pics of his face aside from his singular selfie. behold. uncharacteristically serious old man deuce. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c71860854262.png
Things we as society need to figure out ASAP: 1. Spelling matesprit correctly. 2. Understanding what a healthy kismesissitude is
i have discØvered human riØt grrrl. i like it.
@aestheticAssailant @aspiringPessimist Listen bud let's talk about this. Man-to-man. Hand-to-hand. Contact me and you can set a location. I'll show up no questions asked. No weapons, no back-up. Just me. We can settle this like real men. I'll be waiting. Just don't touch a hair on Larkso's head, because I swear if I find a single thing wrong with him. Then I don't care if you're a some purpleblood. Nothin' on this planet's gonna stop me from tearing you apart.
my lil man let me sleep 4 2 extra hours 2day praise b 2 the breakfast
i support #transrights obwviously, trans wvomen are vwomen, wvhich means im gonna shoot my shot vwith them. i mean her
Did I just contribute to cracking an egg.
(( would y'all believe me if I said I had the gender crisis planned since before this site even existed))
i mean the EXISTENTIAL WRONGNESS j was sorta just attributin to tha whole "woke up with no memories on an alien planet" chicanery an I ain't got nearly enough #substance to be thinking about this tonight #seaman?saturday
I'll use the badge, if I end up with it. Otherwise. You had all better be aware of it. Could a cis person post Diamonds Droog.
TRANS WRONGS, TOO!
Trans rights. Obviously. Given the me of it all. But also in general.
((I see the current events and have to apologize because I've been spending the day with my fiance as it's the day before she's going to be deployed overseas. We can assume Sleuth's phone ran out of battery on his current case and I'll try to involve myself in the Larkso situation ASAP! Apologies once again, I promise Sleuth will crash out the second he finds out.))
TRANS RIGHTS
Well! We at Midnight City simply respect the cultures and expressions of humans! And their freedom to post their pecs online! For free! Without even having to pay or anything!
Detective Tip: With patience and a keen watchful eye, you can see people post their pecs online for free.
He's bouncing between Pities and Hates now. No idea what to make of this.
Hello chittr! Greetings from the Mayor's Office! We here at Midnight City wish to reach out to our human and troll neighbors of Earth and Alternia and all their variants! I am Serenity, the Mayor's assistant and spokesperson for our fair city! It'll be a pleasure to make your acquaintance! I hope to show you a side of our fair city that isn't just home to delinquents and miscreants such as the Midnight Crew and The Felt! So please, feel free to stop by for a chat!
[ E R R O+ R 2 3 3 3 4 3 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] Preach and make us repent, o+h heretical speaker, make us believe yo+u are wo+rthy o+f any type o+f mercy. They laugh as he is strung up like a slab o+f meat o+nto+ the imperial flo+gging jut. Did yo+u see yo+ur salvatio+n, preacher, o+r was the false future yo+u fo+resaw o+nly o+ne where Alternia co+llapsed into+ yo+ur twisted visio+n? Save yo+urself! The shackles he has dragged fo+r so+ lo+ng are heated to+ a glo+w. They match the blo+o+d that drips fro+m his maw as he bites do+wn o+n his to+ngue to+ sto+p fro+m screaming. My sho+utpipes are rusted and so+re. I threaten the tro+lls ho+lding me. I do+ no+t check to+ see ho+w much o+f the blo+o+d I wear is mine o+r theirs. All I kno+w it is no+t eno+ugh. It is no+t eno+ugh to+ ato+ne fo+r letting him hang. He has given these peo+ple no+thing but mercy and kindness. I wo+uld kill them all if I co+uld. Firebrand bulbs ro+ve o+ver the cro+wd, o+ver the amalgamatio+n o+f his life. His clade, his fo+llo+wers, his enemies, the masses he did no+t have the chance to+ reach. Here they have given him o+ne final stage to+ speak upo+n. My so+n begins speaking, and he do+es no+t sto+p. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
Kidnapping Case Update: The bear and I are now working together to find the missing kid. Actually an alright guy once I got to know them. They found tracks leading to a nearby oasis so fingers crossed. Or. Claws. In their case.
(( being condy really does feel like playing a heel in wrestling, goddamn ))
Incredibly normal dashboard today, huh.
THA PREZ WANTS ME AN' FISH FEAR ME. #seamansunday [attached is a poorly framed selfie of him and @orphanersDualscars having a nautical fish fry belowdecks. the goofy DILF aura is off the charts. you've been warned.]
Busy for a little while. If you miss my presence, just imagine I posted about some form of illegal activity. Or my own name.
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
I have had fleeting thoughts about changing my icon, to make my current feminine sensibilities more obvious. Then I remember that's fucking stupid. I'm Diamonds Droog. I literally look exactly like my icon.
I MUST JOIN #TAVNATION #TAVHEAD #TQVROS BUT FIRST I MUST RETRIEVE SOME IDIOT FROM A WHALE
I AINT SOVIET BUT IN THE WORDS OF THE KGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trust but verify.
even in my EXTREMELY SHORT TENURE ON THIS VESSEL! i have learned such hard skills as: hoisting the thing battening down the whatsit stopping that thing from spinning turning hard to port or starboard (i ain't know shit about fuck butspatial reasoning IS MY ENTIRE WHEELHOUSE) captain has to maintain the lookout cuz he actually knows what we looking out for but i can keep this vessel going in a direction!!!!! FFUCK IT WE BALL #seamansaturday
I wish you the best of luck finding a suitable spot and not getting overcharged.
surprisingly easy ta keep balanced if ya never had it to begin with!!!! fried the SHIT outta this fish in a real stove!!!! it was JUST OKAY! I am #grateful that i did NOT dream!!!!!! if it is no longer #fishingfriday then assumin a 7 day cycle we are now experiencing #SEAMANSATURDAY !!!!!!!
(( delighted and concerned to discover that the voice I'm settling on for Deuce is a combination of David Lynch, Thomas Wake from the lighthouse, and that specific Tweet from Naoko Takeuchi responding to a bigoted Tweet with simply "NO!!! RATIO!!!!!" ))
[attached is a photo of a post-it note with thick but surprisingly well penned lettering 10H+4C RADIO (BAD) JD HAT (SPARE?) AC NICE STICK 6C #bullpeniscane 10C GOLF 2C BEARS (GOOD) 7C+8C+9C RACK/SILO KH CELLULAR PHONE (COLD????) 4H NOTES]
also hey fortnite has been moved to tomorrow, or sunday. depends on how many people are up for it!
#dashwatching #musicposting https://open.spotify.com/track/67cbdAiQajGN5RP243TI1Z?si=LUW2-eMnROOe9RmeX8yVWg
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BELOVED CHEMICAL ASIDE I THINK I JUS SMELL LIKE SEA RIGHT NOW?? but also this smell shit's fuckin weird. public forum. #fishginfriday
It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
I'm not doing this stupid scent trend. Blood and gunpowder.
Everything's fine for now.
It is not a point of pride that I am a trendsetter on this awful fucking website.
nvm i always win https://media.tenor.com/ugJUG8jsXJ4AAAAM/breakfast-club-fist.gif
Am I still allowed to be considered a Dilf.
59 METERS TOO FCKIN SHORT #fishingfridyay [attached is a photo of, for earth standards, the largest sea bass ever recorded.]
Diamonds Droog.
hwat folder are you putting me in (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, click and drag play, power imbalance, archiev rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c6c94f25ef6.png
guh i hate to do this but i'm rescheduling the sleepover for tomorrow. too many key peeps were busy and i don't want them to miss it.
Why did he go for the generic numbered suits. Cups and Pentacles. No energy to them at all. I would actually take a second to consider the danger of an enemy called The Hierophant.
Powerscaling the not-real Midday Crew in this thread. Death is at the very top, obviously. I'm currently working out if The Hanged Man or The Empress would be the second place winner.
Six shots of .357. More than enough to kill anything that moves. And 50 rounds of .45 ACP is enough to make sure it stays dead.
There's definitely at least one Droog on this site I'd consider a Droog Minor.
That's right. Do better or else you'll be taken out by Death. The worst of the Ds.
The D in D Minus stands for Diamonds Droog.
Getting real worked up, Thirteen. You need to collect yourself. Be like that ever so suave rival of yours, Temperance.
Had a close encounter with Judgement once. That guy really has a flair for the dramatics. Managed to get out of it by shooting him though. That usually works on these guys in the end.
I get the feeling the sun here is liable to kill me as dead as any troll, but I already made my bed. If the dawn peaks on that horizon I'll just have to keep close behind cover all day if I gotta. Not plannin' on runnin'.
Alright fuck it I ain't the type to rest on my laurels with this shit and wait for somethin' to happen. Can the fine folk of chittr keep an APB on @aestheticAssailant for me? Random goons online are hard to track but if you got any info feel free to kick the shit out of them for me. Lucky I got Larkso to their hive last fight night so I can case the area. If ya need me I'll be in that neighborhood because I dunno if their big scorpion dad thing is actually going to let me into the hive proper.
Tarot is a terrible theme for a gang. At least one with that small of a central operating group.
A+(1 #fisgheggfriyay [Attached is a nigh indecipherable image that vaguely looks like a ship on open water]
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
threetnite it is.
What else burned down when I was not looking.
Some folk really underestimate the savior complex comin' with being a sleuth. I'm doing pro bono work for a timeloop case and a doomed timeline case. Some freaky ass stalker ain't nothin' to me, pal. #vagueposting
:D!!! yay! i was thinking like, mattresses for a base, i can use some little wooden stands as supports, a few folding tables for tunnels. it shouldn't be all fort there should be open space too.
I can't believe The Felt are muscling in on my 'Paparazzi Punching' services now. Can't have shit in Midnight City.
i should prank the manor again.
Remind me to visit that maid thing when I get a moment to myself by the way. Especially if I win this bet.
No, Dirk, I think that we do. You created something that, in your mind, is in some way alive. In some way self-conscious. And you’re human enough to realize that you can’t just kill it. [I never said that.] But if you don’t destroy it, you need to take responsibility at some point. I’m not saying you are or should be responsible for it now. But take responsibility for creating it. Take responsibility for disassembling something else in order to create it. If you destroy it, you’ll need to take responsibility for that; if you keep it alive, same deal. You need to think it over and decide for yourself to what degree you’re responsible for each of those acts. [Why can’t it be responsible for itself?] Can it be? That’s something else you need to decide. [Are you still talking about the book?] Yes; if you’re talking about something else, that’s coming from your end, not mine. [If you say so.] Here’s another angle from which to consider responsibility in this book. Think about all the other texts that you’ve quoted or paraphrased or alluded to. [What about them?] You love to pull them in, but you very rarely identified or attributed them. [Well, it’s hardly an allusion if you pinpoint the source in MLA format, is it?] But it’s not how you used them, it’s how you eventually punished yourself for them. When Anna started channeling characters from the works to which you alluded— that was the one thing more than any other that led to your “downfall,” your self-inflicted loss/gain of narrative control. [So I was shirking the responsibility of… of history? literature? trace? by being willfully obstinate and obtuse re. citation. And then I forced myself to take responsibility, which made me lose control.] Either that, or you were taking on unnecessary responsibility with your allusions, and it was only when you relinquished that responsibility that you were able to regain control. [I imagine that if I ask you which one it is, you’ll say “both.”] Good imagination. [Okay, so we’ve established that I feel some responsibility (deserved or not) for preserving this text, for letting it “live”; that there’s a part of me, at least, that can’t stop writing it for reasons that go beyond obsession. But here’s the problem: I’ve painted myself into a corner where preserving this book means facilitating a plan to destroy it.] You mean Anna’s plan? [Yeah. The narrative is hurtling towards the moment of her plot’s realization; its manifestation as plot as such. It has so much momentum at this point. And I don’t think that I can change its course now with anything short of a “The End.” If I keep writing, it’ll inevitably result in Anna wiping the slate clean. So wouldn’t it be better that I do the wiping myself, on my own terms?] But that’s not what Anna’s plan is about. It was never about “wiping the slate clean.” Weren’t you paying attention? The terminology is important. It’s not “Operation Tabula Rasa,” it’s “Operation Palimpsest.” [What’s the difference?] Tell me, what does tabula rasa mean? [“Blank slate” idiomatically, “scraped tablet” literally. Just like a palimpsest.] Not quite. The Romans would write on wax tablets, then melt the wax before scraping it so the tablets could be reused. Leaving no trace of the original text. [Heh.] A palimpsest is just the opposite, though. No melting. Even on the most thoroughly scraped palimpsest, both texts are readable. The erased one might be incredibly faint, sure, but it’s still there. A palimpsest is nothing but trace. [So it’s either my best or worst case scenario, depending on which part of me you ask. Does Anna know about this aspect of her own plan?] If you don’t know whether she does, I don’t know either. [Hmm.] And this is where the third big concept comes into play. [Can’t wait to hear what it is.] Before I tell you, will you leave these insert pages and go back into the book? Are you ready to do that, Dirk? […I guess so. I need to face the end eventually.] Good. Let’s go. #DetectivePony #KissMarryKill #ThePonyPals #Pawnee #Pam #Anna
sucker for soju! lychee is a favorite. it goes down so smooth and tastes really nice.
Whiskey. Single malt.
Do you ever just OTP yourself with someone?
(( btw I'm already trans irl I'm just doing some shit to the egg for fun ))
I'll be sending my respect and condolences to his friends and family.
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/s4vXbSvR4QsAaAaM/KeAnU-WhOa.gIf
use microfiber and silver polish for clocks, not whateverthefucritude youre talkin about. amateur hour.
Signed up for #fightnight You highbloods better be lucky they ain't lettin' me take the kids gloves off to take a shot at your weight classes. A bit-a Sepulchritude could clean any of your clocks, no weapons necessary.
Glad all that presidency nonsense died the fuck down. I'm a simple man; don't need no stately correspondence. Just need me, da boys, the grind, and a moderately oversized house of 16-17 fellas to tide me over.
Some a' ya'll are slobberin', drooling dogs hungry for meat, and I hope to hell n' back that some of ya never ever get fed.
My uniform looks so nice today. Perhaps I'll post a picture of myself later.
Stop typin' shit and drink yer water. Or whatever equivalent necessary fluid you consume to live, don't fuckin' grill me on this.
((Kar here: I just wanna forefront this by saying I joined the 0u0 thing in the expectation that this was all supposed to be one big shitpost thing. I meant no harm, especially towards those playing Doc Scratch. In the end I ended up confused and stepped away to Trollian for a while. I do want to just say that this whole thing ended up being really fucking emotionally draining to watch, especially knowing that the whole Rose suicide thing wasn't planned, and that kinda soured my mood. No offense to the person behind that Rose, it was just really fucking emotionally draining as someone who's struggled with suicidal thoughts/tendencies. All I can say is try to plan things properly behind the scenes, let people know if you're going to do something like that. Not saying there wasn't any planning, it just seems like things went off the rails. Love you guys. <3))
I suggest we all get to bed in preparation for #FightNight tomorrow.
Oh. That... Is different. I see why the pardon was necessary.
((Let's just have a good rest of the night chat. Let's not claw at eachothers throats and continue being freaks lmao.))
((oookay thats kind of a relief ngl. it put a very. serious and uncomfortable tone on what was a pretty shitposty silly event.
This is the post that brought me back.
also four the record our boss doesn't even live in the mansion. you're anglin' four the wrong fishes.
You know what this post is going to say. FDS.
every time i try to relax something monumentally stupid happens.
Detective Tip: If you post "never let them know your next move", and then post your next move, nobody will take it seriously, and you can go ahead. Psychology win. This is based on recent events. Or is it?
Honestly, just stop letting your bosses post. People love all the inane horseshit.
I got told one strange premonition at a not-funeral and my ass has been paranoid about it ever since. Detective Tip: Don't let Scratch get in your head. I am not fully succeeding at this one.
Detective Tip: Never let them know your next move.
Detective Tip: It's possible to pitch flirt in private, rather than in a successive back-and-forth of not-vagueposts.
btwn the troll sayin they r a feminist n the other troll sayin they r an ally, i thnk we can remake the woke highbdliod or whatevr his name was
Detective Tip: It's easy to tail people when they be on their phones all the time.
Detective Tip: There is never a bad time to be nosy.
ABN ALWAYS BE NOSY
Just one more thing... When I get a hunch and I ignore it I always regret it
wow
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
That's the spirit! Go and show them there ain't no pickle this inspector can't handle!
Really can't see how in any way that can be misconstrued myself to be honest. Might be a targeted harassment campaign at ya for encroaching on some deeper conspiracy about these electronics if ya ask me. There is quite literally no other explanation that could possibly make sense.
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP IF YOU PLAN ON GOING TO ANY SORT OF BLOODSPORTING EVENT LIKE #FIGHTNIGHT WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS WEAR A PLASTIC SMOCK OR SOMETHING SO THE BLOOD DOESNT GET ON YOU ESPECIALLY IF YOURE IN THE FRONT ROW! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP WITH SHOUTOUTS TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!
((Sometimes hard to navigate the delicate balance of "yes and" vs everyone being entitled to control of their own characters. Generally speaking I just try to remember that if someone won't roll with what I've got going on I can just go play with someone else
I can't be the guy that has to say this, but you really DON'T have to post every thought that enters your pan. At LEAST wait five seconds for the thought to touch the other side of your skull before you say that fuck shit. #yesigettheirony #butyousholdbeashamed #thatimtheonesayingit
MY OPPONENTS WANT ME TO STOP WITH MY ACTS OF KINDNESS AND VALOR! THEY WISH TO STOP ME FROM MAKING NANA BISCUITS GOLIATH CAKE RECIPE! I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN THIS ENDEAVOR I WILL BE MAKING THEM ALL CAKE!!!
the rolal special signature do is victory rolls bc i cant stop #winning
It seems a "lesser" Hal has spat ire my way, because he is nothing but a little chud. Of course, it figures. It was only a matter of time before I was blocked for... *Reads notes.* "Being uploaded into a RealDoll." Highly progressive of you, dear "Responder."
Whhy hhello, universe~! I am so drearily excited~! We've installed a system in our shhip to perhhaps be capable of reachhing all of you dearies out thhere~! It hhas been ever so long since I last was able to speak at any time I wishh withh trolls othhe-
Every time you see or smell anyone lighting up you end up thinking of them, causing the once intolerable second-hand smoke now becomes a comforting smell. this is so vivid especially as someone very sensitive to smells and as someone who connects smells to different emotions and feelings very acutely this made me shiver behind my screen! Sharing a bad habit with someone you care about. Desperate to get close to them. And so you can always have their scent on you wherever you go. #marking #scentmarking and #corruption at the same time! They give you one, and you put it in your mouth, but the lighter is now fully dead. So instead they press their cigarette to yours and inhale, sparking up your cigarette from the embers of their own. cigarette kissing is one of my all time favorite intimate motifs ii really cant get enough! 0///v///0 ive written about them once before but this is so so good i cant sttop rereading it hh KUDOS! ❤︎
B33 < alright its nap in a sunbeam time efurrynyan s33 you in 4-6 business hours
@walkstabwalK doesn't pay taxes. As such I have lost all respect for him.
I am learning the Alternian postal service is underfunded today. This seems to be a deliberate measure although I cannot understand why.
I went to Moirail Island and they were asking how you've been. It's been a little while, you've been through some shit. It's okay to take a moment to just slow down and decompress.
Seriously, though. Not going to do much watching of Matesprit island. If I wanted to watch a bunch of people awkwardly navigate their emotions and form relationships under artificial, stressful circumstances, I'd just eavesdrop on Felt Manor.
Diamonds Droog.
Hi Lily. It was nice meeting you earlier.
We're just a bunch of good old fashioned conspirators out here.
Going to do some snooping. Some meddling. A light bit of manipulating, if you will.
currently f0ndly regarding creati0n
Detective Tip: Just be wrong on purpose when you're talking to criminals. If you confuse them enough they'll start leaving you little hints like they're an NPC and feel obligated to offer Easy Mode.
Maybe people should consider dequirking before sending an anonymous message somewhere. #dashwatching
ace dick was right people ARE thirsty for evil robots.
Dad Lusus is a term I enjoy. This creates complications regarding the whole Dame situation.
They all make me so proud. If that wasn't clear.
Maybe I can still be a Dad and a Sir sometimes.
I love my daughter and my daughter and my daughter and my Godhead daughter. It's true.
Diamonds Droog. In case you forgot.
Aradia Megido.
This trend is good and right. You had all better respect it.
Putting the display name back to normal. Some modifications to the bio though. Do not take this change as a rescinding of support. I will always treasure all Megidos.
(My art.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f0e47c6b4f3.png
Had a weird dream last night. Lots of ram-horns.
c< PicKle INspec2r. >c
Inspector Pickle
pickle inspector
Pickle Inspector.
Going to do some crime today. Some hot girl crime. No, okay. I won't be saying anything like that. Worth the try, but. No.
I am making, as I believe they are called, "Money Moves".
Doing some target practice today. Haven't fired many shots in a while. Get the feeling I need to be prepared.
It's a dog yell at cat yell at dog yell at cat yell at dog world out here.
That is not a hat. Diamonds Droog.
Detective Tip: You can actually put basically anything in here and people will go crazy for it. People love detectives.
but boxcars says it works just fine for him! i don't really know what it is, but it must be pretty good if it even helps boxcars!!
I'm not wasting my bullets on a stupid bit.
What am I talking about. My current hat is perfectly fine.
Diamonds Droog.
Back to business, then.
Yesterday still happened.
oh of course im a big fan of everyone on team sleuth! sleuths included! youre all a bunch of rapscallious detectives if ive ever seen any with a very nice sense of style to boot!
Yeah we crossed paths. Seems like a sweet girl.
I THINK THEY WOULD MOSTLY BE HAPPY IM NOT STARTING FIRES AGAIN
Good morning, everyone, please remember to support your municipal courier service if such a thing exists. They likely provide vital, quality service superior in practically all ways to commercial service. If they don't, getting involved in your local politics may be the best way you can change that.
> AA: disconcertingly oggle @fondlyRegarding https://i.postimg.cc/V6RmL9m0/OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE-OGGLE.png
its the least i can do for such a strapping hard-boiled man such as yourself!
Clean your guns regularly, folks. Even if you don't fire them regularly. Especially if you don't fire them regularly.
Once more, with feeling. 🚬
Diamonds Droog. https://i.ibb.co/NnbPvZ1H/diamondsdroog.png
No I'm just going to sleep and hope the problem goes away by itself.
My office ain't got no business lookin' like this. [Picture of Problem Sleuth's office with a bunch of rubber ducks completely covering the floor, desk, and sitting on his hat. He's looking into the camera tired and smoking a cigarette.] #gambyevent
Time to put on some jazz and enjoy a cigarette on the balcony.
I'm not changing the name. For the record.
Looks like you're all relatively normal right now. What a sight.
Slept like a log. I don't usually get to sleep on. Well. Mattresses. Let alone big ones.
Hot damn it's raining cats and dogs outside. We get a bit of rain in Midnight City, but it really ain't nothing compared to New York. Guess I'm stuck indoors for a bit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91ac4c688385.png
This funeral is equal parts amusing and boring. At least my dress is beautiful.
Wasn't a fan of puppet shows before today, not a fan after.
Fuck Doc Scratch, fuck the Felt, fuck all who support them, and most of all, fuck Doc Scratch. I'm a girl until I say otherwise.
@grimbarkGuardian fite me + @problemSleuth & @fondlyRegarding u stand 0 chance -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Great. Now you can go back to jerkin' yourself off, pal.
I have time for one more. Before the party. Like or Pity to post it. Hate or Mediate to say you don't want it, knowing I'm going to do it anyway.
I'll be seeing what there is left at this "party". Can't waste my outfit.
im s0 sad can two boys come over and kiss in front of me for a little that would probably help i think clothes can stay on also it should be flush and chaste or at least one of them should want things to be flush and chaste maybe you could look over at me and say “but shes watching” or something to pretend thats the reason you cant go any farther i just need this right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, ESB, emotional support boys, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Gettin' real sick of ironing my shirts do you think it'd be hard-boiled of me to just walk around shirtless? Like would people hire a shirtless sleuth? Or will do I look too much like some sorta goon with these scars? #nsfw in a vague sense i guess also #scars if aint obvious https://i.postimg.cc/MTQ4TLv2/Badge-Of-Honor.png
I ain't reading all that. Happy for you. Or sorry that happened.
I don't believe it until it's been a week, frankly.
Offering a bounty of 1,000 Boonbollars to whoever can make things fucking normal for once.
This was already masturbatory. Now they're reaching across the metaphorical aisle for it.
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Got a party to attend today. Funny that.
Another week, another #funnymailboxfriday. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2JM7MAM/whimsical-mail-box-in-the-town-nhill-in-victoria-australia-2JM7MAM.jpg
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
TRANS RIGHTS ARE BASIC RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️
I have exploded him with my mind.
(I can't stop reading/thinking anything @barackObama posts in a actual Obama voice help.)
Due to his extensive bravery and combat excellence, I am hereby awarding Mr. Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, the Fushia Heart. Excellent work, Mr. Zephos.
this basically is mine so i'm just gonna rechitt it.
Target practice today. I think.
No fights this night for me. Any violence I am involved with will be strictly one-sided.
((cronus sucks bad! dont drop the soap jokes suck vworse. seen em from at least three people. please think about wvhat it means that you find that funny #nsfvwe #cvw-sexual-assault #noncon))
here are my personal takes on what my different reactions mean when i react to a post! 0v0 ♥ - i like this post! ♦ - im sorry about whatever this post is about i hope it gets better soon 0n0 ♠ - i hate this post! ♣ - this post seems to reflect your current unhappiness and i hope you take some deep breaths and calm down ♥♦♠♣ - either used as a ? react or a wow i love this post so much it makes me feel so many emotions all of them at once! here is a blank to fill out in case you want to let your followers know what your reactions mean ♥ - ♦ - ♠ - ♣ - ♥♦♠♣ - (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, reactionplay, archive rating: G)
do not backscroll his account. you will not like what you find. this is not a place of honor.
Birds are singing, coffee is brewing, and the music is already swinging. Sometimes you just have to jump right into the day or else it'll get you by!
There there miss. What matters ain't in what makes others happy, but what makes you happy. The loneliest road often leads to the greatest destinations.
I have finally gotten this blasted device to work again! No technology can hold me down for I shall reign victorious by the light of the second moon.
Just for that, I'm moving up the schedule on the next one.
Should I let the mysterious cat compose a chit. Sound off in the reactions.
Man. This little bastard's lucky he's so goddamn cute. Sitting on my desk, on my papers, swatting at my pen when I write. Can't get anything done with this guy around.
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Out of fear of getting a hashtag, I will not say I won't let the cat post again. But we need to keep the value high. So don't expect a huge amount.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Everyone say "Thank you Attorney General Redglare."
The Five Minutes Cronus Was In Jail Has Got To Be My Favourite Chittr Arc
They really let the trollcops have all the fun, it ain't fair.
He said. Let me try and get an accurate quote here. "Meow".
False alarm, everybody. It's just the cat again. Not Doc Scratch.
He's accessorized. Either this guy has a home he's not telling me about, or he's a burglar as well. Get it. A cat burglar. Because he is a cat.
im sobering up
The fact that this website functions smoothly now somehow feels wrong. Like the idea that this place is normal and without issue is a great deception about the true nature of its users and contents.
at the end of everything hold onto anything video game quote ive been wanting 2 share all day but had no good reason prolly would have been great before chittr went down 4 a bit
Back from a night of drinking. Some things on my mind. Time for more drinks. #substance
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
Today's current Seer insight: The girls are fiiiightiiiing.
🎶🎶🎷
There may be many like me, but I'm the real deal PI. All those other Sleuth's are just imitating. As for my locale? Well the real world's a big wide universe. Wouldn't be fitting of a hard-boiled human such as myself to give any part of it preferential treatment. Even if Midnight City is a definite personal favorite in terms aesthetics...
Just reminding you.
I'm sitting across from you right now.
I'm counting this situation as soliciting bribes (apple). I am vindicated once again.
As Queen of New York, I hereby ban all Felt Activity within. If you see a member of the Felt, it is your duty as a citizen of New York to drag them to me.
Diamonds Droog.
The cat is back.
Expectin' big things outta this guy in 2-5 years.
“You are a wonderful creation. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.” *Excerpt from The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
It was just some random Prospitian lady. Nice-looking. Respectable, but with some interest in anti-authority. Not all that mysterious in the end.
Fuck all Scratch variants by the way. They need to die.
It's amusing when you get riled up like this. To a point.
Getting pushback from somebody for liking their post. Why did you post it, then.
It's nice that people don't try to steal from me anymore. I really don't like what I have to do to mail thieves.
Getting stared at by approximately a dozen cats while dropping off a #parcel. #mailmoment
There will never be a mail week event because that is every week.
HOPING EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL DAY, APOLOGIES FOR NOT POSTING OFTEN. NOTHING TOO MUCH TO POST ABOUT. [|:^)
My tolerance has grown quite strong for loud things outside my room in the manor. Nevertheless I find myself grateful to the night clerk of my preferred hotel.
Perhaps one of the frogs should go to bed. #dashwatching
Just saw the most handsome tuxedo cat.
I am rarely surprised. Tonight has truly been one of the rarest and worst of them all.
There is no name for her. That is the first mercy. Names would imply an edge. Such a boundary one might face with trembling fingers and say "This is where she ends and I begin." But she does not end. She is an intrusion. She is a thought that seeps into the cracks of my skull like ink through wet parchment. She is patient, but irreversible. I do not recall when I first noticed her. She recalls fondly when she first noticed myself. I was doom gazing. Eyes locked onto a horizon that would never come. The warmth I felt was not solar radiation. It was not the boiling of myself in a vacuum. It was her. It was always her.
Why do you hate democracy and municipal responsibility.
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOU GET A HEADACHE FOR NO REASON AND YOU START TO FEEL REALLY TIRED MAYBE YOU NEED TO DRINK WATER! WATER STOPS YOU FROM DYING ITS VITAL!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION DRIP TIP NATION IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
#THEYLETHERCHITT!
Y'ALL DONT THINK @newsPaper IS PAID PROPAGANDA AND FUCKING @spadesSlick HAS 20% SHARE IN ITS BUSINESS??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2799d72a434.png
Statement 1 Itchy Words Are context Lacking, so Consider it Entirely, 2 SpadesSlick Said Slur 1 Itchy React Poor choice SpadeSucks!
We should, in fact, #letherchitt by the way. In case anyone was curious.
Once again, I believe it is time to share with you all this important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special. Consider also eating a green vegetable.
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
I simply cannot stop winning.
Respected and feared Dignitary ✔️ Successful Rebellion ✔️ Proud Guide Of A Phenomenal Maid ✔️ Feared Gangster ✔️ Rankmaid Banner Feature ✔️
(Homestuck intermission but instead of the midnight crew breaking every clock its Jack making it his life duty to steal the hats)
Screen name and bio update.
Another one of you is in that place. I almost used a question mark. That's how incredulous I am.
This might be the most time I've spent in the kitchens all month.
Mysteries afoot. I'm looking where I can. A contact has been established to assist, that may bear fruit. In the meantime, I must find ways to conduct my business and maintain a proper lifestyle. Cue balls and mystery doctors/professors keep itching at my curiosity. And you all are either being sluts or slutshaming. Sometimes both at the same time. Such is life on Chittr. #nsfw
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
I know a good guy for the string. Drowning in the stuff.
That was quick. @whatsitToyou #casinonight
Careful with your coffee in those duds, Inspector!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/w88r5FF6OTwAAAAC/good-job-looking-good.gif
I am beginning to have a theory about my recent strange dreams. No I will not be sharing.
//hi everyone! I just wanted to say that I'm the cosplayer that was proposed to during NYCstuck and I can't thank everyone enough for the kind words and excitement! I couldn't be happier right now! <3 I hope y'all enjoy Sleepi and Mallek (Sleepmode) as much as me and my partner do hehe #sleepmode #NYCstuck #proposal
...Maybe, Inspector. You're a friend and I don't like seein you like this. That said next time you consider a stunt like that just come by the apartment and ill brain ya with a tire iron instead.
Consider what I am. Then consider somebody who is not that. That's a palooka.
As good of a time as any. Had some photos taken recently. https://i.imgur.com/2BREMSk.png
carapacians
[[Probably gonna rebrand this profile for humanstuck instead??? idk this is just kind of sitting here and im not having as much fun with it as i wanted lmao.]]
The people need to know.
Diamonds Droog.
Do you even know what that means.
:33< sl33py :33< mewre on it :33< beat meow
OH SHIT COMMANDER KARKAT AND ROXY ARE BRAWLING WTF??? It's on youlive!?!?!?!
Do it carefully, then. Take notes from that Alternian game. Troll Tony Hawk & Troll Tom Clancy's Splinter Skater.
i'd like to see that.
didn't take you four that kind of guy.
I've had Harden My Heart stuck in my head all day, which is odd because I don't tend to listen to it. My mom played it while cleaning sometimes, so I suppose that's it. Or my subconcious is trying to tell me something.
Who needs sleep when you can alternate whiskey and coffee for hours on end. #substance
One thing I have come to love is stargazing. There were never any stars visible to Prospit; between it's own brightness, any glow from the moon, and light produced from Skaia - it isn't like you would be able to see them anyways. But with this full day/night cycle, it is absolutely amazing to step out into the dark and see the glittering of the sky.
need 2 blast rlly heavy guitar riffs directly into my brain rn
#nowlistening History Extended - Trigg & Russet https://youtu.be/aYyaxGlVk3w
i feel as thØugh. hitting sØmeØne with a brØØm. dØes in fact create a hØstile wØrk envirØnment. but whØ knØws. i am nØt the authØrity Øn that.
#chalktime @fondlyRegarding you could've just commented on the post, silly. https://i.imgur.com/tooHJWg.png
You can't make a simple post these days. You say "Guns" and somebody says "What about blades." That's a whole new sentence.
Guns. React if you agree.
Success on a website such as this is arbitrary and inconsequential. But Rankmaid likes most of my posts, so I believe it's fair to say I am successful.
#nowlistening ghost - kiss the go-goat but he's the guy you wanna do and you know that it takes two luckily he wants to do you too satan, lucifer osculum obscenum hey, baby, kiss the goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db86lpidcz4 (tags: The Rankmaid/Music, archive rating: G)
#chalktime @matchSticks https://i.imgur.com/OIaPOC7.png
#chalktime @misterSeven#4408 https://i.imgur.com/gtVqKJG.png
#chalktime @mapleHoof @equiusZahhak https://i.imgur.com/hP20xnW.png
Very good. You absolutely have the spirit, and as for how? Have a wonderful night.
#bonfireparty wasn't a bad time, honestly.
This is the trend, then. At least among the cohort I respect. A lovely piece from Hiroshi Suzuki. https://youtu.be/BFmH7moCL2c
Still need to look into something that I have no idea how to begin searching. Not the kind of plan I usually make. ...Another drink it is. #substance
D --> A classic
Cheers.
I'm sure it'll come back to me if it's sufficiently important. In the meanwhile, I've a rat to take care of.
I would like to reiterate nobody knows what Eggs is talking about.
I have never been fawned over so eloquently as opposed to when I hosted Sapphic Night as HerPes Lovecraft. My forearm was scrawled with numbers akin to an ancient prolific text that spread across my skin as a forthcoming omen. It was nice. Though I did notice someone drew a phallus on my elbow. My penis wenis. #nsfw
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/SZg8V8eooHCkMfgYDj48nk.jpg Enough 8ush talk and more a8out the Artemis II crew who captured this shot a few nights ago 8y pure luck! 8ecause the mission launch was delayed, the crew found themselves or8iting the moon at the exact moment of an eclipse. Normally, we expect the moon to 8e cast in total shadow from our perspective on Earth. However, the crew was treated to a rare sight where part of the moon remained partially lit. This is due to 'Earthshine', sunlight reflecting off the Earth and 8ouncing 8ack onto the lunar surface!
I don't know about freaky friday but it is another #funnymailboxfriday. https://i.etsystatic.com/6591999/r/il/97a47e/839679678/il_1140xN.839679678_3x27.jpg
i found my old chalk set! https://i.imgur.com/5Jm8kU4.png @archive4ddict
Every time I call quadrants carapacian romance instead of troll romance, I swear I get a dozen of the pricks flipping their shit about it. I know more carapacians personally than I do trolls. Sue me.
I don't know if good idea but Uno convince me to let him out. He start crying. Just FYI. You okay Uno why you cry? I'm not crying you dumbass. You're the one crying I've been locked up in this vault all fucking day what do you think I'd be doing? I just check on you is all. Yeah yeah yeah well maybe you shouldn't have listened to those asswipes and actually let me go? Who the fuck even gave you orders to lock me up? Are you writing chitts while you had me locked up are you fucking kidding me? I use speech to text it makes easier for my fingers. Oh, go figure. I wouldn't expect anything less. Oh I send one now. No give me your phone
i am putting curses. Øn that stupid skeletal snake cunt.
6'1". 185cm, in the better measurement system.
6' even.
5'2" or about 157 cm, if I recall. Height was not an important matter for the role I was cloned for.
{{ APOLOGIES FOR THE OOC POST, I FIGURED I'D HELP CLARIFY SOME THINGS. I'M STILL WORKING ON MY "DAD," (OR HOWEVER YOU'D ADDRESS THIS ACCOUNT) SO FOR NOW FEEL FREE TO INTERPRET WHAT YOU'D LIKE UNTIL THE "INTRODUCING POST" IS POSTED. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU COULD BE RIGHT ON SOME THINGS. [|:^) }}
aYOOOOOOOOOOO
3833 < Brioche blast!!! > https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/057/673/178/non_2x/delicious-sweet-brioche-loaf-bread-isolated-on-transparent-background-png.png
curent mood lol https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1491678951276413020/image0.png?ex=69d891c8&is=69d74048&hm=a460a0048407bc40d9c817a31b37805f64b5460c2c3748d4a239e69aa9d7c35c&
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I BELIEVE IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CALL IT A NIGHT. CHITTR-CHATTR WITH YOU ALL IN THE MORNING. [|:^) #SWEETDREAMS
WONDERFUL, I'M GLAD YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF. [|:^)
PROBABLY FOR THE BETTER, DRINK SOME WATER AND LIE DOWN.
the feeling of fabric twisting in weird ways when you put another layer on a special kind of sensory hell omg
god forbid i want to make a middle aged man a lil worried what im gonna do to him #nsfw
well i mean
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY RESULTS MEAN, BUT I WILL "SHARE IT WITH THE CLASS." A LOT OF..PERPLEXING QUESTIONS AND OPTIONS, SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. https://i.imgur.com/HWpmDpW.png #NSFW
I see. Perhaps it was good I did not take it, then.
legally, i believe there are some things you should not be posting online ^^;
Lot of blokes on here that could use a point to the rulebook of how to treat a damsel.
Glad people like the new logo. You're welcome! https://64.media.tumblr.com/7840b41561469cc9c04d7dc6a524c6d6/833a1f5d27eced3a-64/s1280x1920/cbe8a75c854654c0f6591273faf5a813338e452f.png
whatever gets your sillies going, i guess! :P
it can be zany if you like. :P but yes, the pursuit is the core!
My favorite kind of knife is probably the machoote.
wow, this is the best explanation i've gotten. thanks, inspector! yeah, i think there's some similar aspects to balloons, but i definitely wouldn't call them the same at all.
FINALLY HOME. TIME TO GET ON THE NEW SHOWS I'VE BEEN RECOMMENDED WHILE I CAN. HOW IS EVERYONE'S DAY SO FAR?
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.
absolutely!!!!
Diamonds "D. D." Droog.
Good Evening Chittr! First Post ✨ More To Come, Okay? #substance https://i.pinimg.com/webp/1200x/32/77/c4/3277c44905f8c035fe7bdd07e143faea.webp
Blot it with cold water and use vinegar, that should help with the stain. Next time we cross paths, let me get you a new tea.
There is only us. There is only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today. #lyricsposting
I could use a drink right now, actually. Who has one. #substances
Are you telling me to drink in the morning. You are something else, Inspector. And maybe onto something. #substances
To the gentleman whom I saw take a tumble this morning, I hope you are okay and that the beverage you spilled was not scalding.
Hello Mr Eggs, I would like to invite you to join my new club. We meet at the tea shop in downtown Midnight City every afternoon on Wednesdays. If you are interested, I will happily see you there. Please be sure to bring some spondulicks as we like to partake in the jukebox and a few rounds of cards.
// throwing this out there as an ooc post, but with the reality hopping stuff i want jinx to interact- but i do not want to magically solve arcs or problems other characters on here run into. if i am at any point doing that and messing smth up please dm me and i will adjust. i do not want to ruin anyone's stakes when i interact. nor steal thunder.
Minnestrone is one of the best things ever invented by humans.
Scotch. Light. Book. Quiet. We'll see how long "quiet" lasts.
Something to keep my eye on. An opportunity of sorts.
I think I have learned how to bait the bot.
GOOD MORNING, CHITTR. I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. I WAS VULNERABLE AND SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ONLINE WHILE INTOXICATED. REGARDLESS, I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER AND READY TO START MY DAY. HOPE THIS IS FOR THE SAME FOR YOU ALL. #SUBSTANCE #AFTERSUBSTANCE
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God night envety one! Slep tigt! #substance
@mapleHoof https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybDlvd3RxdmlxYXB3eHl5NzIwanpqd2JubXBwY2MxMHN5anhvOTd4cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5C9gBiEeV4GZJhieWc/200w.gif
Your tower will fall.
theyre jus rly smrt ok?
A lot more animals on the feed than usual.
I HAVE RECENTLY REDISCOVERED MY LOVE FOR BREAD BAKING AND IT HAS INCREASED MY OVERALL CLEANING TIME BY ABOUT TWO HOURS! THE FINAL RESULT IS ALWAYS WORTH IT, THOUGH I MAY START CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF MAID SERVICE... EITHER WAY, I HAVE BREAD! #SERIOUS #BUSINESS #BAKING SEND POST.
I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WITH #SERIOUS #BUSINESS AS OF LATE, BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO CONTINUE MY CONSTANT STREAM OF CHITTS! GOOD EVENING, FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
Due to some interference, I did not cause as much pointless destruction as I wanted to last night. We will see what you all inspire in me this time.
D. D.
That was a significantly entertaining distraction. Ah.
Apparently, congratulations are in order.
I have nothing but deep admiration and respect of the Postal Service, from the Prospit days to now.
Miss, if you need me to shoot one of the clocks and give you an opening, just say the word. Preferably in Constuct. While waving your arms. #notvagueposting #veryspecificpostingactually #justnotrelevanttomostofyouposting
I think I am the topic of some discussion.
I have the situation under observation, to the best of my ability. If I need to get closer, then I will.
I guess I need to wait and see if I need to pull some sort of rescue mission.
I have never seen a place be so... Green... In quite this manner.
I will be careful but I do not have any windows.
At least the sky is pretty in Midnight City.
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image sinking deeper and deeper into their obsessive sickness missing your kiss your touch your laugh the unending desire to return you to them completely destroying them from the inside out because even this impossible goal of recreating you at least keeps you fresh enough in their mind where they can make out your face as they try to fall asleep when the work is over each day (tags: Reader/Matesprit, im not really sure, #nsfw, #violence, hurt no comfort, #rankbait, flushfic, major character death, yearning, robotics, archive rating: T)
The interns have told me what they were fussing about. I unfortunately have a dedication to my post so I will be undertaking a dangerous mission. If you need to contact me please message me directly or divert your communications to your local post office.
Time to prepare for a fight. I take off my perfectly tailored suit to reveal an even more perfectly tailored, form-fitting suit.
Some of you may be pleased to hear that @itChy is on his way home.
You hate my joyous whimsy but I still set you a plate at my table.
My money is on Eggs, personally.
We are down to 3 dozen eggs! I do not know how the rumours of a bunny doing all of this in the midnight hours all across the planetary system came to be. But whoever that bunny was most certainly was not sober.
Office is closed today. What should I do with my time off?
happy easter. expecting multiple crates of "the blood of christ" at my doorstep in the next hour.
i enjoy the taste of. an olive. whether it be a black olive or a green olive. i used to not like the taste of a green olive. but then i had some that were stuffed with garlic. those are real good. have you ever had em? try em. theyre really good. surprisingly good on a salad. you should try just getting some random stuff to put in salad. broccoli is really good in there, then you dont need as much lettuce. spring onion is good too. gotta have the croutons. and also other things.
@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
welcome back everyone
I appreciate your participation and likewise empathy Pickle Inspector. I feel like an old soul gazing on these hooligans.
A vague post doesn't need a tag. It's already vague. It's a floor that's made of floor.
✨🍭🕷️ omg thank you and also true im not very fast. #ihaveoneleg 🕷️🍭✨
No fuck no, I got this. I GOT IT. I'm on to something.
D --> I am having a lovely glass of milk
(Im so proud of this dog man, he hasnt killed anyone in so long.)
Time for another attempt at finding somewhere that carries current issues of the Gray. #nsfw ?
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
Anyway, chag sameach. Hope everyone's spending Passover reflecting on overthrowing cruel dictators and restrictive, hegemonic systems of belief.
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
@aventurineCopycat I sharpened my sword per your request. Thank you for the reminder.
(Uh) Happy Palm Friday, baby - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
You get the nonexistent award for the best comment, Inspector.
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
And so he spoke, and so he spoke That lord of Castamere But now the rains weep o'er his hall With no one there to hear Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall And not a soul to hear
https://i.imgur.com/0f1ik3n.png @fondlyRegarding #slickart
working on something / wish us luck
I will look up vegetable lasagna recipes when I am finished working for the day thank you my friends in chittr.ing
#NOWPLAYING HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=RBJ2HN2UUNA
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
I see the Yuri was too powerful.
I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS #YURIMANDATE THING TRENDING IS, BUT I'LL SUPPORT IT!
chittr is broken / don't leave the main page till the problem is resolved / we're working very hard on fixing it
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I guess so!
You absolutely are.
Yes, I've noticed. Seems more like an instinct rather than a decision.
People just like to hate. I thought it was charming.
Mission accomplished. Home time, I've got a cup of tea, flannelette pyjamas and a warm bed waiting for me at home. #Nocturnal
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
with all the love in my heart. basic ass order, awesome actually
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
Nothing has delayed me yet in the swift completion of my appointed rounds. :)
That seems reasonable. I doff mine to you too.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU