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@fondlyRegarding

he/him. Private Investigator. If you got a Pickle, I'll inspect it icon by PR-O banner by Selan-pike

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 565Kull Score: 51230 followers41 following

He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.

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The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.

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A bit rainy today. Excellent weather for pouring over cases.

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Lapsang souchong with a touch of honey does the mind and body good. Especially with shortbread. #teaposting

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Oh thank goodness. No longer a soft pink shell-less creature. Though I must admit, I do miss the hair a bit.

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Slow down, you crazy child And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? #lyricposting

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I have cut myself shaving thrice now. This is not easy at all!

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Im 2o glad I dont grow facial hair for 2om3 r3a2on

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It’s not pleasant! It bristles roughly against my skin.

Did I just see NB speeding down central? Goodness the whole wall of this bank is smashed to pieces.

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No! The one time I need to actually use this shaving cream. What dastardly villain has replaced this with whipped cream?

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Goodness and I thought I was having a devil of a day. I'd advise all to stay far from Felt Manor on the average day, but especially so today.

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I have determined that I appear to have woken up as a human, not unlike that famous novel by Franzz Kafkah. If there's any humans who can advise on what to do with all this hair, it would be appreciated.

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Oh goodness gracious some sort of event has occurred. What happened to my beautiful shell?

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Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all

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stop that.

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Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.

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i assume your a carapacian, yes?

Indeed!

mine

Nay that ice cream belongs to the masses!

war and thieving and treachery

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You truly are a nefarious scamp!

and stole your treasures

My teacups!! You rapscallion!

mine now

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I saw that someone else took that curious quiz but he marked it NSFW? Why NSFW? I was under the impression this related to some sort of radio-show "manosphere" personality. At least that's what I saw researching "Alpha".

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Yuri? #Yuri #AmIDoingThisRight?

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I guess so!

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You absolutely are.

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Whew! Good to know.

@barackObama[BO]

Goodness gracious, the president! Thank you, sir!

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Saw this very interesting quiz floating around that some others were taking and got curious! https://i.imgur.com/ePRcVdz.png

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Now what’s to hate about a harmless cat pun? :(

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People just like to hate. I thought it was charming.

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Thank you! That strange fellow seems to be hating everything so I’ll try not to take it to heart.

Yes, I've noticed. Seems more like an instinct rather than a decision.

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Thinking of adopting my own cat. I would call her Furrida Calico.

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Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe

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