Pickle Inspector
@fondlyRegarding
he/him. Private Investigator. If you got a Pickle, I'll inspect it icon by PR-O banner by Selan-pike
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
A bit rainy today. Excellent weather for pouring over cases.
Lapsang souchong with a touch of honey does the mind and body good. Especially with shortbread. #teaposting
Oh thank goodness. No longer a soft pink shell-less creature. Though I must admit, I do miss the hair a bit.
Slow down, you crazy child And take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while It's all right, you can afford to lose a day or two, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? #lyricposting
I have cut myself shaving thrice now. This is not easy at all!
Im 2o glad I dont grow facial hair for 2om3 r3a2on
Did I just see NB speeding down central? Goodness the whole wall of this bank is smashed to pieces.
No! The one time I need to actually use this shaving cream. What dastardly villain has replaced this with whipped cream?
Goodness and I thought I was having a devil of a day. I'd advise all to stay far from Felt Manor on the average day, but especially so today.
I have determined that I appear to have woken up as a human, not unlike that famous novel by Franzz Kafkah. If there's any humans who can advise on what to do with all this hair, it would be appreciated.
Oh goodness gracious some sort of event has occurred. What happened to my beautiful shell?
Sometimes it just feels nice to scrape one’s shell a bit that’s all
Fear not those with missing ice cream, Team Sleuth has a hunch as to where it's been taken.
I saw that someone else took that curious quiz but he marked it NSFW? Why NSFW? I was under the impression this related to some sort of radio-show "manosphere" personality. At least that's what I saw researching "Alpha".
Yuri? #Yuri #AmIDoingThisRight?
Saw this very interesting quiz floating around that some others were taking and got curious! https://i.imgur.com/ePRcVdz.png
Now what’s to hate about a harmless cat pun? :(
Thank you! That strange fellow seems to be hating everything so I’ll try not to take it to heart.
Thinking of adopting my own cat. I would call her Furrida Calico.
Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe