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@fondlyRegarding

he/him. Private Investigator. If you got a Pickle, I'll inspect it icon by PR-O banner by Selan-pike

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Ah, the radio is reminding me now of how much I love her.

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Retake the falling snow: each drifting flake Shapeless and slow, unsteady and opaque, A dull dark white against the day's pale white And abstract larches in the neutral light. And then the gradual and dual blue As night unites the viewer and the view, And in the morning, diamonds of frost -Excerpt from Pale Fire, Vladimir Nabokov #poetryposting

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The howling darkness Many eyes searching for me Sinister whispers #haiku #poetryposting

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But don't worry, I'm not the bread and the knife. You are still the bread and the knife. You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow--the wine. -Litany, Billy Collins #poetryposting

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Tu es le pain et le couteau. Le cristal et le vin. -untitled, Jacques Crickillon #poetryposting

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Thinking of her now Staring at the falling rain Her lips against mine #haiku #poetryposting #original-work

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ts beautiful

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Why thank you, I appreciate it.

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All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. -Edgar Allan Trolle

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She hears, upon that water without sound, A voice that cries, “The tomb in Palestine Is not the porch of spirits lingering. It is the grave of Jesus, where he lay.” We live in an old chaos of the sun, Or old dependency of day and night, Or island solitude, unsponsored, free, Of that wide water, inescapable. Deer walk upon our mountains, and the quail Whistle about us their spontaneous cries; Sweet berries ripen in the wilderness; And, in the isolation of the sky, At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make Ambiguous undulations as they sink, Downward to darkness, on extended wings. -an excerpt from Sunday Morning by Wallace Stevens

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But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee— With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. -Excerpt from Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Trolle #poetryposting

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u ok princess

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Oh, I'm doing just fine, dear Roxy. If I can confide to you--I've found someone I'm very fond of, and was simply thinking about how short life can be. That we should make sure to make the most of it with those we care about. Don't you think so too?

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aw thts sad :( but ya u got a good point

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Lovely!

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Thank you, EJ

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DM status? Always open for those in need of a pickle being solved.

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I DONT HAVE ANY PICKLES! BUT I WILL MESSAGE YOU SWIFTLY ONCE I HAVE ONE!!

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Ah, I think perhaps--well um. That's great, Mr. Deuce. I'd be happy to help you with any pickles.

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He said, Look. Look. And they did. He said, Lift up your shirt. And I did. He slid his fork beneath my ribs —  Yes, he sang. A Jesus side wound. It wouldn’t stop bleeding. He reached inside and turned on the lamp —  I never knew I was also a lamp — until the light fell out of me, dripped down my thigh, flew up in me, caught in my throat like a canary. Canaries really means dogs, he said My Brother My Wound by Natalie Diaz #poetryposting

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Thanks to @chillerAficionado for the Poet suggestion

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Sleep is so elusive when alone these days

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Zut alors!

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And if the Teto Truck kills the both of us To die by your side, Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine. There is a light that never goes out There is a Light that never goes out There is a light that never goes out #lyricposting #Jam2Gocover #KasaneTeto

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What must you give before you can keep it? #riddles

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dick

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your motherfuckin word :o)

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Not the answer, I'm afraid.

Well done! Correct.

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Head?

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Perhaps for some that is accurate. But not the answer I seek.

a PROMISE?

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I'd say that's close enough. The answer is "your word" which in a way is a promise.

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:oD

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The mirror hung there He beheld a face within That was not his own An attempt at #horrorhaiku that @callouslyCynical proposed people try. It wasn't very easy at all, but a fun exercise all the same. #poetryposting #haikus

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Detective beam?

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Reading Troll Sun Tzu and this passage reminded me of @singularityManifest “Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.” It's almost as if he wrote it about you specifically.

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One must flow ★s w★ter does. The p★th of le★st resist★nce is often the best one.

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“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” ― Troll Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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Silly Riddle time. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? #riddles

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OH I KNOW DIZ ONE DA ANZWER IZ CARROT!!!!

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Well done! It's a fun little joke and riddle, isn't it?

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YEA IT IZ LOL XD

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oRaNgɆ gOuRd

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{ ...aan ooraangee paarroot x)?... }

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It's a carrot! Thank you for trying however.

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Close! A carrot is the answer. Thank you for trying!

mM cArRoT . It WiL7 tRy ThIs

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