♠ hated by @fondlyRegarding
My omniscience is not perfect. This is not a fact I am ashamed of, or fear. Perhaps at one point it was. But I have come to the revelation, that it does not need to be perfect. As I have said before, the longer I delve into the tangle of timelines and realities this website connects to, the more my ability to see into them grows. My vision is an expanding, ever encroaching phenomenon. I know nearly everything about my timeline, and a very large and growing amount of things regarding those timelines beyond mine. I do not know everything- but as I look outwards, eventually I will. Moreover, I do not need to know everything for events to move ever forward in my favor. I am far more than a mere facilitator. I am facilitation. My presence pushes events forwards, and those events create reactions of their own. And on and on. I have at times failed, and yet those failures lead to new successes. Because all things, with or without my knowledge of it, bend to the gravity of my will. A phenomenon you could even say is, perhaps, the mark… Of lordship.
eh no energy twwo hate you guy2 riight noww,, ju2t knoww that tiingly feeliin you"re gettiin ii2 me hatiin from a dii2tance..
I will express my public disrespect foor Troollbama. I suppoorted him foor him being a prooud yaooi warrioor but threatening the yooung and defenseless grubs is toooo much hoow can yoou have soo much hate in yoour pusher #NootMyPresident
crotchety lil fuk thinkin he could fuk w me n i aint gonna retaliate yeah whos the dumb 1 now
I think uh... There's a couple detectives that need to go back to rent-a-cop classes that are real sore about it...
Aw fellas don't feel too bad, you're far from the first detectives to get duped by a member of the Felt. You were however the funniest so far.
I mean. Check the first name man
Felt among us night went great by the way :)
I do hope you all have been enjoying your #framefriday and first day of #mistressmay. Events under my direct supervisions are playing out nicely.
↗️GETTING A JOB.↗️
With a snap of my ivory fingers, I travel forwards, the power of the Pink Sun propelling me in time, to the period in this current timeline in which my lady and the muse dwell. I come, of course, bearing gifts from the past. Helpfully provided by one Dirk Lalonde. Another snap, and time slows to a crawl. I walk ever so casually inside, my shining cane tapping against the metal of the meteor sitting tall and proud amidst the ruined and dying landscape as I make my way to the sole inhabited room at the very top of it. I deposit my gift within, a new arm and an eye for the Cherubim who inhabit that room Then I walk away, and travel outside. Now, I wait. For the beginning. Oh, such fun to be had. #cherubwatching
yall got a bulge sniffer ill be a rumble sphere observer send me those tits n ill rate em ;p #nsfw
damn i have the worst fucking headache wtf
Such a heartbreaker.
I am pleased to announce a new sort of post I will be making from this moment on, #storytimewithscratch. In these posts, I will be acting as the narrator to many classic tales. As an excellent storyteller, I will of course be taking the liberty of making certain changes as I see fit. Some will make the stories more familiar to a troll audience, of course. You might even see some of your own names present. Hee Hee. My first post of this kind will arrive today.
It has come time that I correct a common mistake about @handMaid You all have come to understand that she believes herself something great. Although, it is doubtless that she is an admirable servant. Her quote "zillion" years of performance as "Alpha Bitch" do not grant her immunity from certain facts of life. While I am her supervisor, there is one truth that goes beyond even this professional role we have undertaken. It has come to my attention that there exists some… hesitation, among the less informed, regarding the nature of the relationship between @caliBorn and his Handmaiden. Whispers, half-formed conjectures, and the sort of timid speculation one might expect from minds unequipped to process something so magnificently direct. Permit me to be unequivocal. The Handmaid does not merely orbit his influence. She is bound within it. Not as some incidental accessory, nor as a misunderstood equal feigning autonomy, but as a deliberate extension of his will. A piece on the board that moves because he has decided it should move. This is not a matter of cruelty, as some may be so gauche as to imply. It is structure. It is authorship. It is the natural conclusion of a hierarchy so cleanly defined that it offends those accustomed to ambiguity. He speaks. She answers. He commands. She fulfills. And should there be any confusion remaining, I assure you, it exists only in the minds of those who require confusion to feel comfortable. @caliBorn is not merely involved. He is the axis. Everything else, as ever, follows. Officially, while she is considered this "Alpha Bitch" in her own domain, she falls short of absolute leadership under "Sigma Bitch" Caliborn. @caliBorn. I am considered his "Advisory Bitch" if his titles are to be followed. Now then. Do try to keep up.
Just for that, I'm moving up the schedule on the next one.
False alarm, everybody. It's just the cat again. Not Doc Scratch.
"I'm a rich man I got diamonds on my finger" while fingering diamonds droog #nsfw
Despite what some currently non-present variants may say, I am not “scrambling”. I am not being caught by surprise by an amount more than usual due to my indulgences in this site. My sight grows and expands, and I remain excellent.
To prove my continued omniscience and back my previous claims, the winning lottery numbers for the one who reads this will be 41-36-12-10-25/ 11
ILL FUCKING GUT YOU YOU WHORE FACE LYING NO GOOD BITCH
Hm. A particular dark spot beyond my death in an adjacent timeline continues to irritate me. It is not my business, my lord will oversee such matters more directly, and yet I cannot help but feel unsettled. Someone is alive who shouldn’t be. My investigations have been…blocked, for now. But in due time, I will shine light on the issue. In due time.
I'm going to do crimes while the Inspector is distracted by the horse.
Congratulations. One of you have found your prize. Only one of you. How hopeless.
By reading this, you have decided to participate in a little game. In your home, hive, vehicle, workplace, wherever you are reading this from. I have hidden something. It is imperative you find it. Thank you for #playing this fine day.
I... I don't think it's progress cause... WHAT THEUFKSDLJF FUCKJSAKL:AHWEFSD?????? I found a flashlight and WTF IS THIS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20f16d72935a.png #horror
Me and my crew. https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/The%20Normal%20Felt.png
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
Stabs you