Jake English
@galeatedTerramorph
It is a right shame i only have so many characters to address myself here. There arent enough words in the encyclopedia to demonstrate my love for cinematics, or adventure, or taking a good tumble wi
By jove i think ive bloody cracked it. The elusive rubiks cube is mine to conquer gosh dammit and i am SO CLOSE to getting there.
Well gee thank you i also think i in fact got this!!!!! But i cannot seem to get these last two red pieces to move to the yellow side which is a mite bit annoying.
I don’t know about that. I think the rubik cube is going to win. It’s going to kick your ass.
Well maybe the rubik cube will lose but the rubikS cube is going friggin down in flames, brotato chip. I am going to steer this ship into the right port and it is only but a matter of time and resilience of which i have plenty of both!
Bro… Something is going down in flames alright, not sure it’s gonna be the cube. How long have you been attempting to beat these things? Indulge my curiosity.
This is only my first real attempt to be quite honest as i threw out the last three because i thought they were bummy ones that had some sort of fault that i kept encountering. But hey ho my mistake as i think i have finally gotten somewhere with it.
Everything you just said was something else bro. Indulge me longer, what was the fault that you kept supposedly facing?
Well it just simply wouldnt work really, every time i attempted to thwart the bastard and finish a side something else would move and ruin it for me. I could swear there truly was some nasty bad juju on those dastardly cubes.
Why spend hours pouring yourself into verbiage, when one can simply make visual their adoration? Words wouldn't do my appreciation justice anyway. Necessity is the mother of invention. Thanks for being my first fan, Jane.
Boo. Are you tellin' me I have to conceal the dagger in my cloak another day? Are you telling me I have to wait for the next time to strike, a phantom in the opera box, a general's unused Pandorian vessel, a villain offscreen? Seriously?
Yes i am in fact telling you that! Sorry to burst your bubble chap but you are fresh out of luck today.
Truly what a pity, i am feeling so much pity for you that you cannot kick me when im down.
Laying down and taking the punches is not a tussle, for the record. This entire thread is a masterclass in your submission.
I will show off these mitts and my very own one two punch in a separate scenario! Mark my words.
The fisherman seeks his big quarry, if only to feel the beast thrash against his rod. Good luck, junior.
There is no rod near my beast or whatever the flipping hell you said just now at all i can assure you that. Only the gun show and a penchant for roughhousing.
I may have just upset a marvelous mare.
DRAT why didnt i think of this play on words the first time! I must think quicker in the future because now a lovely ceo is going to have my head ground up and likely mixed into her batter recipes. Or maybe I shant flatter myself in that way either.
I am elated to say i have graduated from my phonics for dummies book and have moved on to the greener pastures of “phonics for feeble-minded yet capable adventurers”! Isnt that friggin grand.
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