Hektor Castio
@gallavantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator~. Cullinarian~. He/him~.
Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
#Needthat #TheBreadIMean - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ i doughnt know how to feel about this. }*ᗣ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
THE M⧃UNTAIN RETURNS T⧃ DANCE G⧃⧃D GRAVY HE IS DEEP IN THAT D⧃UGH
There is no locked door that can keep me out~! I never had a talent for lock-picking, though~. I am able to bust them down with sheer strength alone~. Not to brag, but I once took out two solid stone doors in one single charge~. #MyLore
Quite a hard fell⬡w y⬡u are, sir Hekt⬡r! - MC R⬡se🌹
You know what they say~ giving up is easy~. Hope is hard~. And brother, I like to stay hard~.
Just got a notification that someone put an event called “Get shit on” on my personal calendar for tomorrow. #whatdatmean ??
Come to think of it, I also solved a peculiar illusionary wall puzzle by running straight at it with reckless abandon~. #MyLore
My allies said I looked just like the roadrunnerbeast~.
The True Way For A Warr|or Of Suff|c|ent M|ght To Deal W|th Such |nane Tact|cs. Or At Least A Way | Suppose.
Could not agree more~! It's risky though~. A companion of mine once tried it as well, but he was not as lucky~.
I was not always a gladiator~. I used to serve as a Ruffiannihilator in Her Imperious Condescension's glorious army, adventuring across the galaxy, slaying foul beasts and conquering worlds in her beautiful and terrifying name~! But then I took an arrow to the nub~. #MyLore
THAT IS AWES⧃ME I AM S⧃RRY AB⧃UT Y⧃UR NUB
Not the best~! But there are likely worse places to take an arrow~.
HHHHHNA HRA BATTLE INSTEAD THEM⧃UNTAIN CANN⧃T KISS WITH⧃UT BATTLE
You are so right~! A kiss is always sweeter after a good tumble~~~~.
Why chitt alone when I could be chitting in your recuperacoon~? #Suggestive
you're gonna get sllime in your husk
Was Br|efly Exc|ted About Hear|ng Of Th|s "warr|or |hop" Only To Be |nformed |t Was Not The Establ|shment That |t Prom|sed |tself To Be A F|rst Glance. At Least You Can Apparently F|ght At Some Po|nt. Not Nearly As D|sappo|nt|ng As When | Found Out Troll Med|eval T|mes Does Not Allow Aud|ence Members To Joust.
Things can get hairy in the arena at Ancient Times as it is~. We gladiators do not need an extra combatant wielding a baked cluckbeast stem~. I personally feel it ruins the art of performance for other spectators~. If you wish to drink, eat, be merry, and throw a punch or two, you can easily do it at the local pub~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally.... EVERYTHINGGGG is going SOOOO swimmingly four me right now! }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ <3< <3 <3< <3 #predestined #fatesfavorite #fouretoldws #gillblogger #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE ~s. \}*_*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you dropped one! theres an extra one again!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH, you were doing so WELL too! }>ᯅ<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Forgive me highblood, it may be the concussion~. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you~?
Here is a recent press shot of me~. You can tell it was taken before a match by how clean my armor looks, aha~! #FitCheck #GladiatorialSummerFun #FeetOutFriday #OnThursday https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/e9299ebd7133~.png
THE M⧃UNTAIN REC⧃GNIZES A WARRI⧃R WHEN HE SEES A WARRI⧃R
common halberd W.
A Glad|ator, Most |nterest|ng. The Halberd |s Qu|te The Respectable Str|fe Spec|bus As Well.
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
Cheers to that~!