Hektor Castio
@gallavantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator~. Cullinarian~. He/him~.
Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
/#squigg𝐋ed
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh #Newww.Goons #WWW.illBeThoughtGoon.ingAboutThis
#Needthat #TheBreadIMean - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ i doughnt know how to feel about this. }*ᗣ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
There is no locked door that can keep me out~! I never had a talent for lock-picking, though~. I am able to bust them down with sheer strength alone~. Not to brag, but I once took out two solid stone doors in one single charge~. #MyLore
Quite a hard fell⬡w y⬡u are, sir Hekt⬡r! - MC R⬡se🌹
You know what they say~ giving up is easy~. Hope is hard~. And brother, I like to stay hard~.
Come to think of it, I also solved a peculiar illusionary wall puzzle by running straight at it with reckless abandon~. #MyLore
My allies said I looked just like the roadrunnerbeast~.
The True Way For A Warr|or Of Suff|c|ent M|ght To Deal W|th Such |nane Tact|cs. Or At Least A Way | Suppose.
Could not agree more~! It's risky though~. A companion of mine once tried it as well, but he was not as lucky~.
I encountered many puzzles while questing in the olden days~! Never solved any, though~. Unless you count the bandit puzzle~. I solved that one by splitting the chap's nugbone open, though~. #Violence #MyLore
I was not always a gladiator~. I used to serve as a Ruffiannihilator in Her Imperious Condescension's glorious army, adventuring across the galaxy, slaying foul beasts and conquering worlds in her beautiful and terrifying name~! But then I took an arrow to the nub~. #MyLore
THAT IS AWES⧃ME I AM S⧃RRY AB⧃UT Y⧃UR NUB
Not the best~! But there are likely worse places to take an arrow~.
HHHHHNA HRA BATTLE INSTEAD THEM⧃UNTAIN CANN⧃T KISS WITH⧃UT BATTLE
You are so right~! A kiss is always sweeter after a good tumble~~~~.
Why chitt alone when I could be chitting in your recuperacoon~? #Suggestive
He's shitting in my recuperacoon????
you're gonna get sllime in your husk
I recall hearing you should not sleep if you have a concussion~! So I didn't~! Ha~! Give it up for Night 2~! #MyConcussion
Here is a recent press shot of me~. You can tell it was taken before a match by how clean my armor looks, aha~! #FitCheck #GladiatorialSummerFun #FeetOutFriday #OnThursday https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/e9299ebd7133~.png
THE M⧃UNTAIN REC⧃GNIZES A WARRI⧃R WHEN HE SEES A WARRI⧃R
A Glad|ator, Most |nterest|ng. The Halberd |s Qu|te The Respectable Str|fe Spec|bus As Well.
You may as well tag my whole account #NSFW, as very few things are safe in my workplace~! Ha~! A little gladiatorial humor~.
I think I may have a concussion~. #MedicullerBait
Seeing stars~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. I am quite fatigued~. Should I go to cupe~?
I live to serve highblood women~! Nay, women in general~! #IntersectionalFeminist #ColourBlind
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'M SAY𝙸NG TH𝙸S 𝙸'M ALWWW.AYS SAY𝙸NG TH𝙸S TEVS𝙸E 𝙸S AAALWWW.AYS SAY𝙸NG TH𝙸S
I will serve any woman, provided she is easy on the ganderbulbs~. I see no reason to discriminate~.
If any highblood women need help carrying their casualties, give me a call~~~! #Feminist
If you think this is bad, you should see the other troll~.
Don't talk to me until I've had my bloodsport~! Am I right~?
Nothing like starting the evening with some sweaty, troll-on-troll violence~! Just two meat sacks writhing together, muscles rippling, and struggling for domi~nance~~~. #Violence #Suggestive #OfAWarriorsBond
IT DOESS SSOUND /IKE IT COU/D BE SSO MUCH FUN TO PARTICIPATE >83 I DOUBT MY HEIGHT WOU/D A//OW ME TO BE A// THAT EFFECTIVE AT WRESST/ING EVEN DESSPITE MY SSTRENGTH THOUGH >8/
I love the el~gibbity co~mmunity~~~! (That's what the humans call it, right~?) #PrideMonth #HappyPride #Ally #MrParadoxSpacewide
Greetings, lovely netizens~! This is my first post here~! I look forward to meeting you all, and swapping tales of epic feats and heroism~. And perhaps, weaving a few stories of our own~.
By the glimmer ⬡f Her Imperi⬡us C⬡ndescensi⬡n's jewelry... Hekt⬡r Casti⬡! Big fan. Big fan ⬡f y⬡ur her⬡ic acti⬡ns and deeds. #W⬡w #WhatAGuy #Chairmancing #Business #Netw⬡rking - MC R⬡se🌹
A fan~? Of mine~? You flatter me beyond belief, Chairmancer~! Let me know if you ever want tickets to a show~. I'll give you the VIT treatment~. Roll out the violet carpet and everything~. #FanEngagement #Networking #VeryImportantTroll
Yes. G⬡⬡dness yes. G⬡⬡dness graci⬡us yes. I'll c⬡ntact my scheduellist immediately. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va ⬡leana. #We'rec⬡ming t⬡ Sir Hekt⬡r's next sh⬡w. ⬡n the schedule immediately, please. - MC R⬡se🌹
