♠ hated by @gallowsCalibrazen
pLaYiN' iN Ya bUtT LiKe a sAnDbOx. >Bo) #ViBeS #fAiTh #NsFw
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv
yOu uP AnD SaY ThAt lIkE I DoN'T MaKe yOu wHeEzE CoNsTaNtLy fRoM LaUgHtEr
Tick tock
II ju2t had lunch
i.would.happily.lie.down.my.life.to.make.a.highblood.mildly.amused.and.so.should.all.other.lowbloods.or.midbloods.that.is.our.job.our.job.is.to.happily.lay.down.our.lives.it.is.very.important.it's.important.to.do.that
babygirl ill buy you
babygirl ill buy the dennys
see you tonight? ;)
youll be neck deep in this oblong meat product in a fewv #suggestivwe
see you soon!
vwhatd you expect?
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can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
hello angelfish dm me an get spoiled immediately i wwill pay your rent an provvide you wwith a wwipely allowwance a 5000 caegs #findom #payoinkbeast #sellin #buyin #flushdaddy
wvho missed daddy? #suggestivwve.
it runs in the blood i cant help it you should be grateful to be encumbered by my progeny though my superior genetics wwill most certainly dominate the rest a the slurry ideally producin the absolute grub to carry on my legacy #ihopeitsaboy seriously im not as bad as cro i wwould at least pay grub support
=Who's this Crazy and why shou|d i fuck th€m???
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
:o)
oh, and i guess yeah, i did wvote for that one
one of these days ill get all three of you lady maids at once, hovws that sound?~
unless..?
yOu aRe sTuCk wItH Me fOrEvEr bRo
i hate y0u all ... fuck it #r0b0pussy #nsfw
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #iykyk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/998b819e0c87.gif
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If I'm so desperately needed, I suppose I shall grace you all with my return.
My chitta, what? I dare you.
Was forced out of the house on my day off for much longer than I wished to be. But I acquired new clothes from it. #whiteboyswag @gallowsCalibratorr @arsenicCatnxp https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/takeapeek.png
Absolutely not.
yeah they honk when squeezed. spheres n globes. i could be lyin but you’d never know #suggestive
i lOvE HiTtInG Tz wItH ThE MoThErFuCkInG FrIsBeE In pEaK @gAlLoWsCaLiBrAtOrR
a girl uses the wword like intermittently in a vvalley girl accent an my bulbs immediately roll back into my nug in ecstasy dont stop imbecilic bimbo slut im so close my cod i flippin lovve stupid chicks fuck yes tell me more about howw you cant spell hoofbeast wwhats that you dont knoww howw to screww in a lightbulb excuse me wwhile i beat the shit out a my sea slug
mMmM. i gUeSs tHaT'S A FaIr mOtHeR FuCkInG CoUnTeR ArGuMeNt. GuEsS I'M JuSt aLl tOo fAmIlIaR WiTh tHe yOuS OuT ThErE ThAt aRe aLl lEaN AnD TuRqUoIsE GrEeN. yOu a mEaTy lIl' MaMa. :o)
i lOvE YoU ToO BeStIe <3
chit canceled until a vwoman likes it.
trying something newv. like this for a tbh zz;)
sOmEoNe sHoUlD Up aNd pAy mE To bE YoUr wRaNgLeR
ooh, makes it more exciting~
you wont? :o(
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i hOpE I GeT PaId tO Do tHaT ShIt aGaIn
aT LeAsT I DoN'T NeEd tO HaVe a mOtHeRfUcKiN' mUzZlE On :O)
haha, no thanks. but i havwe something else they can beat. vwith their pawvs. meeeeeeyeowvwvwvwvw.
"We did it! We made the Prize at the end of our session! We can finally claim the new universe!" The sinister and awful Jack Noir:
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
@GaLlOwScAlIbRaToRr mY FaUlT TwIn, I WaS Up aNd pAiD BiG BuCkS To pUt tHe mUzZlE On yOu wHiLe yOu nApPeD On yOuR BrEaK :o) #MaIdPoStInG
poor you
Good.
hey let's go ur on a roll go on lose ur self control got no place i'd rather go cause i lost my mind in late september dial numbers watch ur tone clockwork wind up all alone the more you stop, the more i go do your best, i'll do one better you say "will", when i say "won't" you say "do" when i say "don't" i'm running out of ways to cope so i bite the hand that feeds me lose my mind https://open.spotify.com/track/5iae3ubqazm9ahux9yy6a0?si=ybjmtbuvsdife04myojiew #lyrics #songposting
;)
hey, good timing!
yEaH MoThEr fUcKiNg rIgHt. HoW Do i gEt tHeRe. I JuSt wAnNa dRoP OfF SoMe pIeS, dUh. ToTaLlY MoThEr fUcKiNg iNnOcEnT.
its a wonderful day for page finding isn’t it
#BiGbOoTyBiTcHeS
i kNoW ;o)
It seems as though I am being influenced by forces outside of my control in this iteration of the game. Watch out @gallowsCalibratorr
good night perverts dream about dicks and sheep #nsfw
someone should start a kind of chittr cheese touch from the classic journal of a cullable grub collection did anyone else read those as a wiggler
yOu'vE BeEn sLaCkInG So i'm hErE To pIcK It uP >:O)
for free?
i can vwork vwith that
okay im actually gonna come wvisit this time and this tip vwill pay for your wvhole vwacay baby
brb changin the meanin of the phrase "sleepin vwith the fishes"
;)
tHiS Is nOt uP FoR NeGoTiAtIoN oPeN Up
yEaH YoU Go mOtHeR FuCkInG AhEaD AnD TaLk aLl tHaT FlApPiNg wAsTe mAtErIaL FrOm tHoSe lIpS SiStEr, TeLl mE It's aLl mAdE Up aNd bUlLsHiT WhEn i rAiSeD ThOsE TwO MoThEr fUcKiNg aNgElS Of dOuBlE DeAtH WiTh mY OwN HaNdS. cAl aNd cAl wErE My mOtHeR FuCkInG HaRd wOrK, tHe mEsSiAhS ThAt mY ReLiGiOn iS FuCkIn hOnKiNg aT. @TuMbLiNgTeNeT YoU BeLiEvE ThIs fUcKiNg nOn bElIeVeR BuLlShIt?
cant wvait to see you back at wvork <3 think your pan might still be a little scrambled by the time i vwisit?
i tHiNk yOu dId. I GoT A SnIfFeR FoR LiEs aNd sHiT, sIsTeR.
Morning stabs everyone here.
I am about to do something very seasonally inappropriate. I'm gonna make gingerbread men.
Hey! I'm ex-military, I was discharged on medical! There's not much you can do if someone blows you up and you lose a leg or two and an arm. #violence
<goes back to singing and strips on stage> #nsfw
ill pay please say youll cull me
7ou maid enough tips, 7ou mean
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
on my mama, i ain't g0nna $t0p until i'm rich
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
NO SLEEP TILL SECRETARY CRASHES THE INVISIBLE FEMBOY MOBILE
the hairs kinda similar too if you think about it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SLICKS BACK MY HAIR AND PUTS ON COLOGNE. AHEM. WASSUP.
Mister Beast be damned. Smash. Next question.
I have a new favorite image. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487256579043622963/iu_.png?ex=69c87b20&is=69c729a0&hm=6dd603faaf8a5760fb1502cd930b53cc0feb633c852420ad9f43831c0ef76053&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=427&height=569
CHITTR SHADY FACT #26 • “actually i heard (from a trusted source) that eridan is really attractive and clever too??”
Drink responsibly. #substance
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i think this site sh𖦹uld get a feed secti𖦹n f𖦹r y𖦹ur respective caste ... ( #justth𖦹ughts )
dOnt stress abOut /t then and dOnt wOrry abOut /t e/ther!!!
↗️BOO.↗️ ↘️did i scare you. i'm a job application.↘️
Your gluttony sickens me.
I only found a dashin' Orphaner.