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>:O
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CABINET APPLICATIONS I will be reviewing applications to my Cabinet throughout next week. While the applications remain open 24/7, they are very selective. That being said, any who wish to join are encouraged to apply, and I will do my best to respond within a reasonable timeframe. The list of current Cabinet members on the site is not accurate; we no longer have a Sec of Homeland Security, as she recently staged a coup. This position is open. To any applying, I would like to encourage you to please review the filled positions. Any application for an already filled position will be disregarded. Applications, as well as the list of current Cabinet members, can be found here: https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co/#apply Thank you for your time.
Of course. I would be honored.
I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama
Cheers.
Sylink is now banned from the Gray House break room. Moving forward, the break room will only be accessible by employees with the appropriate identification and clearance.
I DON’T ARGUE WITH MY CABINET. THEY TELL ME WHAT POLICIES TO APPROVE AND I SIGN THEM.
whenever i feel bad abt my tummy rolls i just remember aphroidiet had em 2 nd i shouldnt hate that #cw-self-image-issues
its super illegal taht im not getin cudles rn </3
im cool as fuck frfr but literally hmu whenever u want :3
I// BE SSURE TO PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT >83
I very much agree!
:33< mew are purrty cool
https://i.postimg.cc/SK6ZL3s7/image-2026-05-12-182643714.png anautter dynamic duo down
we gott me lalonde noir (tentative) redglare strider philox apothecary one rankmaid uhhhhhhhhhhhh
was gonna call it cabinet battle but i dont reefspect lin manuel miranda #ichoosetobombhim
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CABINET FIGHT NIGHT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Good to b3 b4ck. 1 th1nk.
for the life of me, i cannot stop fantasizing about her. i hate her, but a deep, absolutely insatiable desire in me for her to tie me up and have her way with me, whatever she wanted, forcing me to abide by what she says. she doesn't give me the time of day, so this is an impossible feat for me, and yet i still want her so bad it makes me look stupid. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
▲never saw a vriska post that didnt make me think she never got the talk from her lusus▼
I never once laid claim to the Grand High8lood’s demise. You oper8te under the delusion that that singular journal constitutes the sum of my legacy, o8livious to the fact that I have authored countless others across the span of centuries. You speak to me of sacrifice? My death was a calcul8ted necessity. Had I succeeded in the re8ellion, had the Condescension’s victory 8een averted, it would have invited a doomed timeline. You, and every soul you claim to have 'ascended,' to save would have 8een extinguished and you would 8e nothing more than the rest of the dead Vriska's roaming around the place. 8eing 'forgotten' was the price I paid for your success, you ungrateful wretch.
Alright, we're all just going to be really really cool about a bunch of stuff really really quickly. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/raw%20fear.png
I appreciate the dedication, I truly do. It was a quite heartwarming display.
And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.
Those interested in a position within the S&R division are encouraged to apply at the following link: https://forms.gle/BZ8VWCBna4wn4c5j6 We look forward to reviewing your application.
GOVERNMENT BUSINESS POST. Are you interested in becoming part of a Government Task Force? Do YOU have what it takes to become part of this Party? We are currently hiring an undisclosed number of positions for our Search and Rescue Task Force, and YOU might be the perfect fit. Please fill this short questionnaire out, and we will be getting in touch with you. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeW7EFWagLUJNWMq3gsREMgL38gOrpb23ZWXn7QMC6vfePNDw/viewform
What do you mean Caliborn is trying to take over Earth-C again? At least I can acknowledge his tenacity. However, we do have @gallowsCastigate as Attorney General. Once my team meets to discuss this matter, an official statement will be issued.
my 1nt3rns 4r3 4sk1ng to go to th1s... f1ght n1ght?
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
Apologies for the belatedness in my response to DMs. It has been something of a spurious series of circumstances and whirlwind changes in life circumstances. The short of it is, using his power of Judicial Appointment, @barackObama has seen fit to task me with an unprecedented level of trust. As such, I have taken it upon myself to do this station as 117th His Honorable Tyranny interim Appointee honor. I hope to do the lot of you proud in my stalwart dedication to the preservation of the governing texts of Alternian law and legislaceration. For questions about administration of law of interpretations of binding texts, please reach out to my counterpart, @tentacleTherapist. For criminal referrals or investigative matters, Miss Neophyte Redglare, @gallowsCastigate. Lastly, for any capital or high crimes and/or treasons. the concurring authority is @tentacleTherapist#7214. - His Honorable Tyranny, Rosenda "Rose" Lalonde https://i.imgur.com/K1xgfki.png
I will summon my Attorney General, the illustrious @gallowsCastigate to assist in remedying this situation with the perpetrator, who had been identified as one @contumaciousCadaver. The investigation is currently ongoing.
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
((cronus sucks bad! dont drop the soap jokes suck vworse. seen em from at least three people. please think about wvhat it means that you find that funny #nsfvwe #cvw-sexual-assault #noncon))
"you would have d1ed 1n the f1rst seconds of war. p1ty that you are not 1n attendance of th1s hashtag #er1danwar the attendants have ment1oned to me"
honestlly i think the operation coulld at best have served your reputation neutrally on success and very negativelly if you failled. imagine failling to arrest cronus. thatd be so embarassing.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png
this is why youre the man, mr president.
(^･ω･^) < THANK YOU ATTORNY GENERAL REDGLARE!!!
That is more than acceptable. Thank you.
my code of fuck the pollice will not allow me to utter those words but i can give an affirming nod of the head.
Thank You Attorney General Redglare
thx attorney general redglare
Everyone say "Thank you Attorney General Redglare."
nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds
first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit
Should I retire. I won't ever be more of a criminal than him. #dashwatching
They really let the trollcops have all the fun, it ain't fair.
AND EVERYONE CHEERED!!!!!!
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/ALL%20OF%20THE%20LIGHTS.png
For once the private and public enforcement sectors are in agreement over something.
Please be my attorney general. You're what this site needs.
never thought id be thankfull for a fuckin cop
THANK YOU.
c< tHaNKiNg yOu NOw <:) >c
thankyou.
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teal women have a mf laid up listening to centuries old legal precedent cases talking about some “oh so that’s neophyte redglare?”
× Um, Here.. The Drawving https://files.catbox.moe/ds6tid.png @grinningcalibrator ×
Fishin' Friday \/\/\/\/ent \/\/\/\/ell.
coords on my profile!! pull up n chill w us :)
Why did this make me laugh so much.
:33< meow
√(Redglare for food, even.)²
Due to my embarrassment, you may commit some felonies in my absence. I need to atone.
can anemone explain what omegaverse even is cause half ma feed is bubblin with it is it sum weird human shit #nsfw #abo #omegaverse sounds dumb
i can already confirm its rigged might as wwell havve evveryone pack up and go hivve
This community has given me great insight into the world beyond our home planet. I see, in so many of the people here, the echoes of the trolls I love and the dreams I strive for. Across time, space, and probability, we are all more alike than we think.
Shirley Temple, shot of absinthe. Yes or no?
((NOO not me typing with Mindfang's quirk on here. ))
Ye§, every Legi§lacerator ha§ an Inve§ticuller licen§e. It came with our teal-given right to be no§ey a§ hell.
The Orphaner descended upon a handful of 8ronze8loods on a world that has renounced arms and com8at training of defence to its citizens, yet he 8oasts the raid as a triumph. You essentially pushed an old troll with a walking cane over, then titled yourself the strongest 8eing alive. What a strange thing to 8e prideful a8out. Delusion, after all, is a prodigious tonic for the ego. #violence #dashwatching
@gallowsCastigate (( this is lazy but i had a strong mental image in my head. https://64.media.tumblr.com/b5e26894126746ff5e91724a53d388f2/301c7541b0217789-07/s1280x1920/c1a386b99ad2d139b9db0481021dcf0041e0f9ee.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/1270249a2636ce7649be9480e45aaf94/301c7541b0217789-16/s1280x1920/9a93e70fde25fe0f5b7838c435496d8c6017d305.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/b2c74a7122d69f66ab698ffb6b1104e3/301c7541b0217789-96/s1280x1920/eacc219b3383df81ed400ba09aee5fc364c805c6.png
Z. felt cute might obliterate the otherz in my bloodline later wwe zhall zee #zexy #phozoapicpozt #imzomuchbetterthanyou [[ httpz://f2.toyhou.ze/file/f2-toyhou-ze/imagez/117944270_CLi3SmlnTZbSHhk.gif ]] .Z
[|||] weeeeeell pitch stuff can be preeetty fun so maaaybe don't knock it 'til you tryyyyyy it~ ;]
:33< me too! :33< mew know how many bangpurr posts lived and died in my head befur the site came back?
Beam attacks, maybe going to the club, maybe going to the scrapyard and blowing some shit up.
:33< eggs meowstly
EGG and making the worst cake in the fucking universe.
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
Just puttin’ this out there. …Anyone interested in startin’ a band?
GOOD DAY.
((Seriously a big thank you to everyone who has reached out and asked how I am doing after everything these past few days. I may be new to this community but I appreciate it a lot. I hope to get to know you all a lot more, and let's get plotting! )) #nyxtalks
HALF OF THE TIME I SQUINT WITH CONFUSION AT WHAT WAS POSTED AND GO "WAIT, THATS REAL?"
WELL, WELL, WELL! C’MON, YOU SAW THIS COMING, DIDN’T YOU? YEAH YOU DID! WHAT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROLEPLAYING ENVIRONMENT WOULD THIS BE IF A CERTAIN SNAZZY DRESSING MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE DIDN’T MAKE HIS WAY HERE? WELL, YOUR OLD PAL BILL CIPHER IS HERE NOW, KIDS! NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL? #STRAIGHTOUTTATHETHERAPRISM #DONTTELLTHEWARDENSIMHERE!
FUCK CROCKER CORP.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Nyx | 25 + | She/Her ----------- 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 Hi, after recent events, I have decided to make a hub where people can contact me OOCLY for whatever reason. I put most of my time in co-writing a HS webcomic with @feferiPeixes that goes over diverging Act 5 events and an intermission that begins to gradually spiral out of control. 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐁𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂: https://mspfa.com/?s=68601&p=1 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 18+ 𝐇𝐒𝐑𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostshipofficial If you hate react my posts on this OOC account, or ICly make posts about my OOC situations I will block you. On the topic of blocking, you can also block #nyxtalks tag if it's not something you want to see. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ #nyxtalks #oocintro #ooc 𝐑𝐏 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 VVVVVVVV
Sorry fer bein' slo\/\/\/\/ t'respond on this infernal site. I dunnae ha\/\/e regular ser\/\/ice, \/\/\/\/hat \/\/\/\/it' li\/\/in' on an island a\/\/\/\/ay from th'main shores.
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
HAVE YOU TRIED BEGGING? I’VE HEARD THAT MAY WORK.
Do you not have specialised training on this?
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
I must cėrtaiṅly agrėė. Thėrė is ṅȯ JUSTICė iṅ Murdėr aṅd DėATH! ėvėṅ iṅ a jȯkiṅg mattėr...
{Justice is very important. I support this.}
:33 < H33h33, I'll k33p mew in mind then~
:33 < Thank mew!
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
reposting a picture of myself because i am very self absorbed sue me i look good you cannot blame me #gore? #rechitt #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
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YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY TO CHITT ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOD DAY, MY FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Thank you! I'm just doing my job like anybody else would on this deeply #normal day!
Beats me! I'm just out here keeping it normal!
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
// quick appreciation post bc I can I LOVE MY MOM SHE'S SO AWESOME AND MY BIGGEST SUPPORTER!! if you have a good relationship with your mom and or dad, give them a hug chat If you don't, I'll be your dad and or mom to give you a Pat on the back and affirmative words :3
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.
Boy I sure hate it when that happens! Wednesdays am I right?
Th3y do! 1 d3c1d3d on opt1on two p3rson4lly, though th3 coll4r on thr33 m4d3 1t 4 strong cont3nd3r.
On th3 D33PLY n3g4t1v3 s1d3, 4n 1nt3rn h4s dropp3d 4 p41nt b4lloon on m3. On th3 pos1t1v3 s1d3, our n3w un1forms w3r3 4pprov3d 4nd h4v3 4rr1v3d tod4y, th4nkfully 4ft3r th3 p41nt b4s3d 1nc1d3nt. 1n r3l4t3d n3ws, 1nt3rn St3v3n 1s no long3r w1th us.
>>| cull, smash, slice, slay! #kill
Ah, indeed. Thank you for jogging my memory. Please accept my sincere apologies for the a8rupt collision that sent you careening into a kiosk, and for the missed opportunity to press my full, formida8le presence upon your 8ody as a reminder of my undenia8le gravitas. Rest assured, should circumstances permit a future encounter, I shall linger a little longer to satisfy you further. #nsfw
Th3 s3cond 1 f1nd out wh1ch 1nt3rn st4rt3d f1ll1ng th3s3 b4lloon tr4ps w1th p41nt 1 4m go1ng to m4k3 th3m W1SH th4t cull1ng w4s st1ll 4n opt1on.
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I said do you wwanna be my 'rail, he said maybe (Maybe)
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
waitin for the media tab to roll oчt on profiles to make mY life easier </3
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.YES. .YES. PRAISE HER FOR HER MIRACULOUS WORK ANd KINd HEART
Hey, girl... (Ooh) I think you might be a lil confused to see me (Girl) The Maid of Life brought me baaaaack, -ack #GodWasShowingOff
Girl... (Girl) You're so beautiful when you wanna serve the law (The law, girl)
yoUr rivalry is a trUly fascinating dynamic in any variation! i mUst admit that it is one of my favoUrites ^u^
Well She Lead The Paramilitary Op. That Killed Troll Bruno Mars So She Had It Coming Imo? Troll Cher Gave The Order To Have Her Beheaded So
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
That's what I'M saying! Who is this and WHY is he on my SCREEN?
I DONT KNOW MAYBE WE SHOULD SACRIFICE HIM TO ME?
:33< yo bestie did mew hear about what that purrson mew like said about mew? :33< they said mew fur hot as furk :33< <> mew s33
just remmemmbered mmusic is real this post is for fanns of mmusic ONNLY https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/2e13d3be13f494f5b899f60f374b867f/9f7b5c7b10d32d1c-24/s400x600/31ae582f23dbdc7b2ea386f639af64e89fa60d29.gif #nnsfw
Sh3 1s wrong const4ntly. 1gnor3 h3r
((HE REALLY DOES!! thank you for saving my son i owe you my life))
@gallowsCastigate ((LETS GO IT FUCKING WORKED YAAAAAAAA FRECKLES RESTORED i learned something new today THANK YOU!!!)) https://chittr.ing/profile/turntechGoghead/17df1619-94fb-458b-b985-8c567551e2fb
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish
RIP Troll Bruno Mars, such a shame his Troll Vegas debts caught up to him. OW!
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.
Supposedly, it was bankrolled by Crocker. Allegedly.
That is a very attractive man.
@cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n h++ps://i.imgur.c0m/S8zvwFD.png
POINT OF ORDER! a trial is *always* in order
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
WHAT ARE THESE WEEKS? WHEN IS #GHBWEEK ?
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why r we celebrating #eridanweek fukin da best week is #jeevikweek obvs :/
((Ironically I have to step away from rping Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama, to work on an animatic involving a Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama for my webcomic. I will be back later 👀 ))
Who is Markiplier.
this is irritating. wake me up when this stupid ass 0bvi0usly artificial green mark hashtag campaign is 0ver.
I hope you all find the elusive Green Markiplier you are all searching for so diligently. Please know I have dispatched a group of agents to assist you all in this time.
mmmma'ammmm yes mmmma'ammmm
While I do acknowledge 100 chittr.ing users is exciting, please do not celebrate by planning (a) murder(s). This is still against the law.
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
Everyone SHOULD be Obsessed with Me sorry I don't Make the Rules <3
;o)
•ᴥ- smells rad. -ᴥ•
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
yeah I've got hobbies. not to brag but theyre 1. your girl 2. you 3. this loungeplank is big enough for the three of us
Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
Feeling nice pr⓪bably w⓪n’t delete, like ever https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnR⓪f0eI/N⓪tius_warmup.png
today's fit ;-; https://i.postimg.cc/jdNkjL1R/siizapa.png ;-;
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
1 4m p4rt14l to 1t. Th3r3 w4s 4noth3r w1th v3ry l4rg3 should3r p4ds th4t 1 m1ght try
https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/53c2484777f6.png w3 4r3 b31ng g1v3n som3 opt1ons. 1 4m unsur3 wh4t to choos3.
Truly unf41r. But 1 do g3t to w34r 4 fun t13 1f 1 l1k3.
1t would 4pp34r w3 4r3 go1ng to b3 go1ng through 4 un1form ch4ng3.
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
now thats what i like to fuckin hear holy shit
god DAMN
:33< i say this all the time when i s33 hot women :33< meow!
A FINE LEGISLACERATOR. fortunately, motherfucker, you are both. ;o)
SEXY AS FUCK, SISTER.
((PEAK ON MY TIMELINE RAAAAAAAAH))
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anyway who else up peeling they grapes
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
reel shit
i fink mosta mine is from her too did ya sea how obsessed wit me she is
DAMN D0 N0T TAKE THE RAND0M ARTW0RK IN THE F0REST!!! THAT SHIT IS N0T FREE!!!! S0ME FACELESS DUDE IN A SUIT FUCKED MY SHIT UPPPPPPPPP D0 Y0U KN0W H0W MUCH 0F A HASSLE IT IS T0 TRY AND SC00P UR DAMN 0RGANS 0UT 0F A BAG BEF0RE THE BL00D L0SS GETS Y0U SHIT IS FUCKED 🐺
WE BE DADPOSTING TODAY #LUSUS #PLATYPAPA https://files.catbox.Moe/lro244.png
apologeez 2 all the ppl who follow me 4 my deranged horny posting but im taking a 24 hr edible tolerance break...... which means its guna b a whole lotta pathetic hopeless romantic yearnin instead #substance #nsfw #bleghhh
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- Canon divergent Aranea, she resided on 8eforus, ended up dying alongside her sessionmates as fated, and everything from that point has 8een plotted in a Discord RP group @ghostshipofficial I’m in so if it sounds unhinged just know it took real months of RP to get to this point. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 Aranea exists outside of any timeline; rather, she has lingered within the dream8u88les for an extraordinarily long time, long enough that 8itterness has 8egun to take root, whether she admits it or not. Moderation on an online platform known as @ghostshipofficial has 8ecome one of her many self-appointed occupations, a way to impose structure upon an existence otherwise defined 8y stagnation. It is one of her last remaining avenues for social interaction, as she has long since drifted apart from her original sessionmates and now finds herself largely without meaningful ties except for those who are long since cele8rating without her, alive, on Earth C. ------------ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 Hi, as of writing this I only have four RP 8logs here, all three 8logs are open to shipping, OC's are also welcome to interact. I also do in-person threads which will 8e tagged a #f2f and journal posts #Journal. @araneaSerket - Aranea Serket @marquiseMindfang - Captain Mindfang @theSufferer - The Signless @8lackQueen - Sn0wman You can DM my 8logs IC or OOC, just use 8rackets if it's OOC. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
She rises #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1361/77ecc0d63bdbf4ef09fd01a8fbeaded8.png?10914325
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
X You post shit. I shitpost. We are NOT the same. x
yawn. sleepy.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Journal ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ Entry I ~ ------ Forgive the scrawl of my letters; my hand still trembles as if it’s been centuries since it learned to stay still. Each stroke still feels a burning ache, reminding me that I’m still tethered to flesh even when the world around me has gone. Time has become a stranger. The bubbles I float in have no sunrise or sunset to mark their passing, no working clocks to root me to a calendar. I have not stepped beyond the thin skin of my own memory, even if the emptiness inside it presses on me like a suffocating memory. During one aimless night I found upon a strange device. At first I assumed it was just a piece of slate that had slipped from the cavern walls during some long‑forgotten repair but the moment my fingertips brushed its surface it pulsed with a soft glow. I can't tell whether it is another trick of this afterlife, another illusion meant to convince me the surroundings are real, or something truly foreign and alive. I don't know which option unsettles me more. The clowns that haunt these spaces move with the same deceptive grace, so whoever pulls their strings must be a master of illusion. I worry for the children who listen to their calls of mirth and believe it to be a sweet song, may they have the realisation to not go to where they sing.
some motha fucks aint efin worth a trial boat fairs fair sometimes ya gotta let em make they own cocoon
ψe don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of alternians.
Somedimes you have do remember your kindness. Even if id is derribly, Derribly difficuld.
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POINT OF ORDER! i would like to re-raise my earlier request for clarification if opposing counsel ever passed the fuuuucking bar because what are we doing here
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Good morning, everyone. Are you early 8irds or l8te sleepers?
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g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r (w0rk) get that (w0rk) sell that (w0rk) d0 that (w0rk) feel that (w0rk) make that (w0rk) g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r #n$fw
FWD: "YOUR HIGHBLOOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT OBJECTION TO MAKE ABOUT THIS BUT CAN FILIGREE PLEASE STOP THROWING ROCKS AT STARS WITNESS WHILE I AM CROSS EXAMINING HIM"! okay first of all bitch you mean point of order regarding decorum second of all thank you for using my neopronouns most people dont & THIRD of all shut the fuck up but fourth of all yes your highblood im done throwing rocks my client got the point by now we're good dont call the bailiff on me ive killed too many bailiffs already #law #relatable
natural selection tbh
Careful of entering a religion which appeals to your Mirth, for they wear painted disguise for a reason and under its pallid stain is only Misery.
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel and i swap sides please it would be cool and also if not then im going to stay standing anyway because (OBJECTION!) their question just now did call for hearsay which violates rule 802 in the alternian federal rules of evidence
SIDEBAR! sure sure we've all heard the "look at my legislacerator dawg i am going to die" but be so honest. look at my client. how is any of that my fault
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! counselor you may be right :/
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hey how can we get our client to stop fucking talking. im making really aggressive "SHUSH" gestures and miming beheading but he doesnt seem to have noticed and is still testifying and im not gonna lie gang this does suck for us in a major way
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)
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>>| now that .is .a called my little treasure. got this playboy baby. .i could show more, but .i may do .it later this .evening. just .a tease .in this .early night. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_1368.jpg #nsfw
((real shit how are yall doing today? what's the vibe today.. what's something good that happened? also, apologising for my oc, i promise i'm nothing like him 😭 he's just one flawed guy))
wanting a verification badge not for the clout but to watch it slowly rotate
While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
So a slip of the finger? 8eing truthful, there are places I'd rather have your finger slip into.
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
🜂 | Infinitely inferior to #BYTECOIN!!! 🙂 🢁 🢁 🢁 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
#art https://i.imgur.com/Y2FrTe1.png
lesbians.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
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httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/f8da756b5c92.png Tried out the braidz. Not zure if I'm feeling them.
TH3R3'S 4 STORM GO1NG ON SO 1 GU3SS TH3R3 GO MY PL4NS
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♰ at least you tried... model: @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f21ca81989f1.png ♰
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/ho this "Mister Beast" is but there is no prey too po\/\/\/\/erful fer an Orphaner.
id fuck another me #nsfw
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
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i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
4WWWW 8UZZK1LL
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
I think highbloodz zhould bee more generouz. You're not uzing it, give it to me. No need to bee greedy, you're already ztockpiling and hoarding wealth az it iz.
whateva any a that means eelmao as long as it involves gettin the ampora problem solved
:33< they call my meowth the fun house the way that bulges... :33< well mew get the idea :33< #nsfw
5H35 C0000000L
hit u w tha hate at first cause i didnt know what tha shell you were sayin but im for it now so i switched to a like
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Y0U L00K L1K3 L47UL4!!
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin