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concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
Just puttin’ this out there. …Anyone interested in startin’ a band?
((Seriously a big thank you to everyone who has reached out and asked how I am doing after everything these past few days. I may be new to this community but I appreciate it a lot. I hope to get to know you all a lot more, and let's get plotting! )) #nyxtalks
WELL, WELL, WELL! C’MON, YOU SAW THIS COMING, DIDN’T YOU? YEAH YOU DID! WHAT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROLEPLAYING ENVIRONMENT WOULD THIS BE IF A CERTAIN SNAZZY DRESSING MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE DIDN’T MAKE HIS WAY HERE? WELL, YOUR OLD PAL BILL CIPHER IS HERE NOW, KIDS! NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL? #STRAIGHTOUTTATHETHERAPRISM #DONTTELLTHEWARDENSIMHERE!
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Nyx | 25 + | She/Her ----------- 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 Hi, after recent events, I have decided to make a hub where people can contact me OOCLY for whatever reason. I put most of my time in co-writing a HS webcomic with @feferiPeixes that goes over diverging Act 5 events and an intermission that begins to gradually spiral out of control. 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐁𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂: https://mspfa.com/?s=68601&p=1 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 18+ 𝐇𝐒𝐑𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostshipofficial If you hate react my posts on this OOC account, or ICly make posts about my OOC situations I will block you. On the topic of blocking, you can also block #nyxtalks tag if it's not something you want to see. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ #nyxtalks #oocintro #ooc 𝐑𝐏 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 VVVVVVVV
Yes I believe I am going to attend too. Briefly.
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
B33 < its simple stuff, really B;33 < you just have to give them a mixtape and show your abs
HAVE YOU TRIED BEGGING? I’VE HEARD THAT MAY WORK.
Do you not have specialised training on this?
Why are so many "trolls" admitting to crimes. This is odd.
Tips for when you are kidnapped. Spit on the ground your DNA is crucial. Scratch your kidnapper their DNA is crucial. Do listen to them I do not need more murder cases on my desk.
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
{Justice is very important. I support this.}
:33 < H33h33, I'll k33p mew in mind then~
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
reposting a picture of myself because i am very self absorbed sue me i look good you cannot blame me #gore? #rechitt #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
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YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY TO CHITT ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOD DAY, MY FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Thank you! I'm just doing my job like anybody else would on this deeply #normal day!
Beats me! I'm just out here keeping it normal!
I am making a follow-up announcement, as I believe I have inadvertently made my statement unclear. I am not announcing a ban of the Yuri or the Yaoi. I am merely stating I am personally no longer allowed to interact with this content. You all are, and will continue to be, able to exercise your first amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. I apologize for the confusion, and take full ownership of my actions.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
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Boy I sure hate it when that happens! Wednesdays am I right?
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On th3 D33PLY n3g4t1v3 s1d3, 4n 1nt3rn h4s dropp3d 4 p41nt b4lloon on m3. On th3 pos1t1v3 s1d3, our n3w un1forms w3r3 4pprov3d 4nd h4v3 4rr1v3d tod4y, th4nkfully 4ft3r th3 p41nt b4s3d 1nc1d3nt. 1n r3l4t3d n3ws, 1nt3rn St3v3n 1s no long3r w1th us.
Ah, indeed. Thank you for jogging my memory. Please accept my sincere apologies for the a8rupt collision that sent you careening into a kiosk, and for the missed opportunity to press my full, formida8le presence upon your 8ody as a reminder of my undenia8le gravitas. Rest assured, should circumstances permit a future encounter, I shall linger a little longer to satisfy you further. #nsfw
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Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I said do you wwanna be my 'rail, he said maybe (Maybe)
If that's wwhat it takes, Karkat (I did you wwrong, Karkat) Just wwant you back, Karkat (I need you bad, baaaad) I'm sorry (Sorry) Sorry (Oooohhhh)
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
that dark quadrants endiIing where yshiIita and daiIiiIigo swore an oath of moiIirallegiIience was really good. theyre totally matespriIites iIin deniIial #toxiIicandfuckedupyaoiIi https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/trolldarktiIies.png
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.YES. .YES. PRAISE HER FOR HER MIRACULOUS WORK ANd KINd HEART
Hey, girl... (Ooh) I think you might be a lil confused to see me (Girl) The Maid of Life brought me baaaaack, -ack #GodWasShowingOff
Girl... (Girl) You're so beautiful when you wanna serve the law (The law, girl)
yoUr rivalry is a trUly fascinating dynamic in any variation! i mUst admit that it is one of my favoUrites ^u^
it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
That's what I'M saying! Who is this and WHY is he on my SCREEN?
I DONT KNOW MAYBE WE SHOULD SACRIFICE HIM TO ME?
~thats what im asking lik3 atp i shøuld fil3 charg3s. this is assault øn my pøør s33 stalks.
:33< yo bestie did mew hear about what that purrson mew like said about mew? :33< they said mew fur hot as furk :33< <> mew s33
just remmemmbered mmusic is real this post is for fanns of mmusic ONNLY https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/2e13d3be13f494f5b899f60f374b867f/9f7b5c7b10d32d1c-24/s400x600/31ae582f23dbdc7b2ea386f639af64e89fa60d29.gif #nnsfw
Sh3 1s wrong const4ntly. 1gnor3 h3r
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish
RIP Troll Bruno Mars, such a shame his Troll Vegas debts caught up to him. OW!
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.

Supposedly, it was bankrolled by Crocker. Allegedly.
That is a very attractive man.
@cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n h++ps://i.imgur.c0m/S8zvwFD.png
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.

Who is Markiplier.
I hope you all find the elusive Green Markiplier you are all searching for so diligently. Please know I have dispatched a group of agents to assist you all in this time.
While I do acknowledge 100 chittr.ing users is exciting, please do not celebrate by planning (a) murder(s). This is still against the law.

breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
Everyone SHOULD be Obsessed with Me sorry I don't Make the Rules <3
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
Found a delightful recipe for earl grey cookies! https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/earl-grey-cookies-recipe
I fuck with what that other guy said. Here's my chewy brownie recipe. In ideally two 10cm*15cm pans, mix 1/3 cup cocoa powder, 1 and 1/2 tsp coffee powder, 70g unsweetened chocolate, and 2tbsp of boiling water (to melt the chocolate), then whisk until mixed together. Add 5tbsp of butter, let it melt, then add 275ml of vegetable oil, 2 large eggs and 2 large egg yolks. Whisk to combine, then add 3/2tsp of vanilla extract and 2 and a half cups of sugar, then 1 and 3/4 cups of allpurpose flour. Mix in 175g of unsweeted chocolate chunks (this is seperate as the earlier 70g melts, but these must be whole) and bake at 175C for 30-35 minutes. @damascusDoctorate
Feeling nice pr⓪bably w⓪n’t delete, like ever https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnR⓪f0eI/N⓪tius_warmup.png
((ill be honest and upfront here and ask that anyone that actually supports #incest unironically can you please reply to this post so i can block you /lh i dont want to engage with those kinds of people on accident or anything so #nsfw
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https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/53c2484777f6.png w3 4r3 b31ng g1v3n som3 opt1ons. 1 4m unsur3 wh4t to choos3.
Truly unf41r. But 1 do g3t to w34r 4 fun t13 1f 1 l1k3.
1t would 4pp34r w3 4r3 go1ng to b3 go1ng through 4 un1form ch4ng3.

Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
now thats what i like to fuckin hear holy shit
We kn0w wh0'§ bitch y0u are Summ0ner #nsfw
:33< i say this all the time when i s33 hot women :33< meow!
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anyway who else up peeling they grapes

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.

reel shit

i fink mosta mine is from her too did ya sea how obsessed wit me she is
DAMN D0 N0T TAKE THE RAND0M ARTW0RK IN THE F0REST!!! THAT SHIT IS N0T FREE!!!! S0ME FACELESS DUDE IN A SUIT FUCKED MY SHIT UPPPPPPPPP D0 Y0U KN0W H0W MUCH 0F A HASSLE IT IS T0 TRY AND SC00P UR DAMN 0RGANS 0UT 0F A BAG BEF0RE THE BL00D L0SS GETS Y0U SHIT IS FUCKED 🐺
WE BE DADPOSTING TODAY #LUSUS #PLATYPAPA https://files.catbox.Moe/lro244.png

apologeez 2 all the ppl who follow me 4 my deranged horny posting but im taking a 24 hr edible tolerance break...... which means its guna b a whole lotta pathetic hopeless romantic yearnin instead #substance #nsfw #bleghhh
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- Canon divergent Aranea, she resided on 8eforus, ended up dying alongside her sessionmates as fated, and everything from that point has 8een plotted in a Discord RP group @ghostshipofficial I’m in so if it sounds unhinged just know it took real months of RP to get to this point. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 Aranea exists outside of any timeline; rather, she has lingered within the dream8u88les for an extraordinarily long time, long enough that 8itterness has 8egun to take root, whether she admits it or not. Moderation on an online platform known as @ghostshipofficial has 8ecome one of her many self-appointed occupations, a way to impose structure upon an existence otherwise defined 8y stagnation. It is one of her last remaining avenues for social interaction, as she has long since drifted apart from her original sessionmates and now finds herself largely without meaningful ties except for those who are long since cele8rating without her, alive, on Earth C. ------------ 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 Hi, as of writing this I only have three RP 8logs here, all three 8logs are open to shipping, OC's are also welcome to interact. I also do in-person threads which will 8e tagged a #f2f and journal posts #Journal. @araneaSerket - Aranea Serket @marquiseMindfang - Captain Mindfang @theSufferer - The Signless You can DM my 8logs IC or OOC, just use 8rackets if it's OOC. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏🕮﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

She rises #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1361/77ecc0d63bdbf4ef09fd01a8fbeaded8.png?10914325
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
X You post shit. I shitpost. We are NOT the same. x
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Journal ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏♋︎﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ Entry I ~ ------ Forgive the scrawl of my letters; my hand still trembles as if it’s been centuries since it learned to stay still. Each stroke still feels a burning ache, reminding me that I’m still tethered to flesh even when the world around me has gone. Time has become a stranger. The bubbles I float in have no sunrise or sunset to mark their passing, no working clocks to root me to a calendar. I have not stepped beyond the thin skin of my own memory, even if the emptiness inside it presses on me like a suffocating memory. During one aimless night I found upon a strange device. At first I assumed it was just a piece of slate that had slipped from the cavern walls during some long‑forgotten repair but the moment my fingertips brushed its surface it pulsed with a soft glow. I can't tell whether it is another trick of this afterlife, another illusion meant to convince me the surroundings are real, or something truly foreign and alive. I don't know which option unsettles me more. The clowns that haunt these spaces move with the same deceptive grace, so whoever pulls their strings must be a master of illusion. I worry for the children who listen to their calls of mirth and believe it to be a sweet song, may they have the realisation to not go to where they sing.

some motha fucks aint efin worth a trial boat fairs fair sometimes ya gotta let em make they own cocoon
ψe don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of alternians.
Somedimes you have do remember your kindness. Even if id is derribly, Derribly difficuld.
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g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r (w0rk) get that (w0rk) sell that (w0rk) d0 that (w0rk) feel that (w0rk) make that (w0rk) g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r #n$fw
FWD: SOME SHIT OPPOSING COUNSEL JUST SAID! "your highblood i don't know what objection to make about this but can filigree please stop throwing rocks at stars witness while i am cross examining him" okay first of all bitch you mean point of order regarding decorum second of all thank you for using my neopronouns most people dont and THIRD of all shut the fuck up but fourth of all yes your highblood im done throwing rocks my client got the point by now we're good dont call the bailiff on me ive killed too many bailiffs already #law #relatable

natural selection tbh
Careful of entering a religion which appeals to your Mirth, for they wear painted disguise for a reason and under its pallid stain is only Misery.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)
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While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
So a slip of the finger? 8eing truthful, there are places I'd rather have your finger slip into.
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif

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"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
:33< they call my meowth the fun house the way that bulges... :33< well mew get the idea :33< #nsfw



























































































