Brain Ghost Jake
@gargantuanThottie
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊°.~♡︎
Whats pokemon? Im pretty btw. (..◜ᴗ◝..)
You know I know Pokemon meaning I know you know Pokemon, right.
@transcendedTherian do something about your splinters broheart theyre getting unruly. One of ems got a major attitude problem and not to shit in your breakfast or anything but its totally giving the main branch a bad name (¬`‸´¬)
Not my problem. You pick the battle, you fight it.
Mkay not to interrupt whatever main character moment youre having but has anyone told you lately how genuinely intimidating your whole vibe is. Your bulging muscles and sweet cum gutters are like WOWZA!!! And given your track record of being terrifyingly competent (like scarily!!!l at everything youd handle it in like four words and never think about it ever again. So when you scrape that brain barrel its really less about tagging in and more 'letting someone THIS good at conflict resolution sit idle feels like a waste of natural resources'. Just saying. Purely out of respect for your talents natch (˶◕⩊◕˶)
Okay but like... do all striders polish their own doom and gloom THIS hard?? 🤔Like we get it bro youre soooo mysterious and soooo sugoi 😎 and youre positively TURGID with self-owns. Genuine though no shade does jerking off your own big brain in public actually DO anything for you at this point or is this a communal kamikaze affair? 🤷♂️ #vaguepost
What happened to the overhyped bimbo roleplay, bro? Trying to trounce your bro's steeze when you've previously been pawing at your own grundle is just a bad look, kind of like you were designed to be taken completely unseriously. Thottie v thoughtie. Stick to form.
Oh shit on a stick youre right! Let me slip back into something more palatable to you. *ahem* (⊙_⊙) kyaaa!!!! (⌐◥▶◀◤) (¬,¬) ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ 👉( ˘ ³˘)👈 (⌐◥▶🗡 ◀◤) (¬ ₃ ͡¬)💅
Embed fail. Good thing I sensed the presence of a snarky gif and went searching for that shit myself, otherwise we might have lost some historical context here.
Regardless, I think your entire existence is pretty contrived in a way that's unique to whatever brand of dipshittery your Prime Dirk was on, so. Your opinion matters exceptionally little to me. Tut tut, country mouse. Stop tryin' to play in the big city, you're out of your depths.
Imagine hating on us while were just here like this
