tAVROS }:3c
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pRONOUNS ARE HE/THEY, }:) ((art by workdailylog on Tumblr))
˖⁺‧₊˚ If you're reading this congrats you're now drafted into the Psikosian military ˚₊‧⁺˖
i DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD EVEN COLLECT ME, aND TRANSFER ME OVER TO, uH, aN ONBOARDING AREA, i ASSSUME, oNE THAT MAY ALSO BE LITERALLY ONBOARD, iF YOUR MILITARY IS ANYTHING LIKE, wHAT WE HAD BACK AT HOME,
>@technocr✦t✦berr✦nt @gc✦T✦vrosprite Wh✦t rel✦tionship do the two of you h✦ve with your pl✦yer? I feel ✦s though I ought to le✦ve her to writhe in her wretchedness - it is my n✦ture - ✦nd yet something deep within me binds me to her. How c✦n I overcome this?
oH, sHOOT, sORRY i JUST SAW THIS, wE DIDN'T SPEAK MUCH, dURING THE GAME, bUT i STILL TRIED TO HELP, bY ASSISTING SOME OF THE OTHER PLAYERS, oR UH, pLAYER, sINGULAR, wE ARE PREDISPOSITIONED TO HELP, bECAUSE THAT'S IN OUR SPRITUAL (lIKE SPRITE AND SPIRITUAL) NATURE, sO IT WOULD BE BEST TO NOT OVERCOME THE BINDING FEELING, aND IN FACT OVERCOME THE DEEP LOATHING THAT i THINK YOU FEEL FOR HER, bECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU WILL BOTH GET OUT OF THE GAME JUST FINE }:) jUST TRY TO HELP HER IN ANY WAY YOU CAN, lIKE BY GIVING HER THE ADVICE, aND SHARING THE SPRITE KNOWLEDGE THAT ALL OF US HAVE! aND UM, tRY NOT TO HATE HER, aT LEAST,
bUT REALLY, iT ALL KIND OF JUST COMES DOWN TO TIME,,, hOW LONG YOU SPEND WITH YOUR PLAYER, gETTING TO KNOW THEM, aND THEN COMING TO REALIZE YOUR OWN WORTH, iN ALL OF THIS, i WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS AT FIRST, bUT THEN i REALIZED, hOW MUCH GOOD i COULD DO, bY JUST HELPING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY, eVEN IF MY ABILITIES INVOLVED THE MORE PSYCHIATRIC FIELDS THAN PHYSICAL AT THE TIME, wHICH IS NOT SOMETHING A SPRITE IS OBLIGATED TO DO, bUT SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO, iF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED, pROBABLY,
>Once ✦g✦in I find myself requesting the counsel of ✦ny other sprites on here.
uM, wHAT KIND OF COUNSELING, dO YOU NEED, aND i'LL TRY TO ANSWER, aS BEST AS i CAN, bUT MAYBE IT'D BE BEST, iF YOU GOT A SECOND OPINION, fROM SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME, mAYBE,
To add onto my previous post: What do you do when your boyfriend goes insane and breaks up with you and then follows up by killing himself? Sorry to be so blunt but that seems to be the big issue right now. (#cw-self-harm)
Okay no. Im not sorry for being blunt my boyfriend is dead.
i'M SO SORRY, jAKE, uHH, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO TALK, iF AT ALL, bUT IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO, mY DMS ARE OPEN, fOR SLIDING INTO, uM, mOURNFULLY,
real question, vwhy the fuck is evweryone alvways on my ass about shit? am i not allovwed to growv from my past stupid mistakes and be a better man? damn its like youre all condemnin me to a life i no longer lead, treatin me like some kinda pariah vwhen i didnt do jack shit. do i gotta change my name and face for you to let me livwe in peace?
tHAT'S WHAT, sOME OF THE OTHER aMPORAS HAVE DONE, i THINK, bUT i PERSONALLY BELIEVE, tHAT EVEN IF THERE ARE OTHER BAD cRONUSES, aND YOU ALSO MAYBE USED TO BE ONE, i DON'T REALLY KNOW, tHAT DOESN'T INDICT YOU, aND YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE, aWAY FROM THE ENERGY OF HATE EXUDING FROM THE MASSES, aND ALSO BE A GOOD PERSON TOO,
Well, it would appear I’ll be the one to take on the responsibility now. WSEEQG.
Fr★me why ★re you hosting ★ second g★me of ★mong us?
((I’m gonna be real it kicked me out after Casey left so I assumed that ended the session
((weird no, we just started another round. Want me to reply when it's open again?
WXFNMF To play Among Us with your loving mistress!
never played whats it aboat
yOU UM, sOLVE A SPREE OF MURDERS, pERPETUATED BY PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE YOUR FRIENDS, bUT TURNS OUT THEY ACTUALLY AREN'T, sO YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM BACK, bUT IN THE ETHICAL LEGAL WAY, oF SIMPLY VOTING THEM OUT, wITH THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAYBE HAVE VOTED OUT SOMEONE NOT EVIL iNSTEAD,
oh ocray sounds pretty simple
yEAH, iT IS! oN THE sTEAM APP, iT COSTS A FEW CAEGARS, bUT ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE, iT'S FREE, iF YOU WANT TO JOIN,
sup its me rose lalonde here to write an in depth essay about the reasons why you shouldnt leave your phone laying around for any ol scamp to snatch because some of us see that and like a little orphan boy with our mouths a waterin lookin at baker mans bread over there we can’t help but catch ourselves a whiff perhaps a bite of that shit cinnamon raisin motherfucker actually thats another thing im taking a pro raisin stance just because they lost their water weight doesnt mean theyre not lovely okay that chick on the tiny red boxes slaves away every day taking that juice from those grapes just puncturing them vampire style do you know how much grape juice she drinks to give you those raisins and here you are complaining about a little chew a little texture to a fruit i bet you assholes arent even eating in your free time your teeth are going to rot away from your lack of chewing down on those bad boys and when youre on your knees crawling over to me in sheer desperation youll look up at me begging for me to help and with a mouth full of dehydrated treats of the earth ill smile at you ill smile at you with my beautiful strong teeth and youll just have to suck it up the way that girl does the grape juice this has been a message by rose lalonde peace out
he cant help you here
i THINK, eVEN THOUGH HUMAN GOD MIGHT BE PHONY, bECAUSE THERE ARE ALREADY A LOT OF OTHER GODS AROUND, mAKING UNIVERSES AND STUFF, iF i BELIEVE REALLY HARD, hE MIGHT HELP ME, aND THEN YOU'LL STAY REALLY FAR AWAY FROM ME, hOPEFULLY FOREVER,
is this some sort of confession or
nO, i DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM, i AM SIMPLY BELIEVING, bECAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE A NICE GUY, aND YOU DON'T, sO IN MY MIND, tHE NICER GUY WINS, aND THE NOT SO NICE GUY STOPS THREATENING PEOPLE'S GUMS, rESULTING IN UNIVERSAL PEACE, aMONGST THE COSMOS, i THINK,
woa woa woa i didnt threaten jack anything the gum stuff happens because of everyone refusing to eat delicious raisins keep up dude did you even read the post
wELL, iT FELT LIKE A THREAT, hAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, dUDE, oR, dUDETTE, oR, dUDENEITHER,
im a charming lady cant you tell by my purple squiddly demeanour
oH, sORRY, dUDETTE,,, i WILL BE MORE ACCURATE WITH MY DUDESIGNATIONS, fROM NOW ON, mS. DEFINITELY rOSE lALONDE PERSON,
its ok i forgive you we can call it even
i support womens wrongs rights grim rites n spooky shenanigans alwaves
sUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS TOO, eVEN WHEN THEY HAVE WRONGED YOU SPECIFICALLY, bUT IT'S OKAY, bECAUSE YOU FORGIVE THEM, sORT OF, aND YOU HAVE ALREADY SUPPORTED THEIR WRONGS ANYWAY,
Tosses my marbles out all over the floor.
dO YOU NEED HELP PICKING THOSE BACK UP, iT'S NOT GREAT, fOR PEOPLE TO HAVE THEIR MARBLES SCATTERED, aND REMOVED FROM THEIR BAGS, aS THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BELONG, fOR THE SAKE OF YOUR HEALTH,
hI cHITTR, i AM ON HERE NOW, eVEN THOUGH i DON'T REALLY GET WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SO "AWESOMESAUCE," bUT i WANTED TO SEE IF IT REALLY HAD THE FABLED SAUCE, oF AWESOMENESS THAT IS, sO,,,tHAT'S ABOUT IT REALLY, i DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THE CHITT, hAHA,
oh shit its tav!!! my man!!!!!! 8D
yEAH! iT'S YOUR MAN, aND ALSO YOUR CAT, iF YOU ARE USED TO CATAVROS, wHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE WHO i AM, iT'S NICE TO MEET YOU THOUGH, i DON'T THINK ANYONE i HAVEN'T MET BEFORE HAS EVER CALLED ME "THEIR MAN," sO THAT'S COOL,
wOW, tHIS 1S LIKE LOOKING INTO A WEIRD, pAST M1RROR, hI THERE, mE,
aww, that's sad as hell 8( in my timeline you're like a weird distant uncle who sorta fucks off and does his own thing like 364 days a year and then randomly shows up and it's always a good time, lol 8J
oH, hI, oTHER ME, iT'S KIND OF WEIRD, sEEING A VERSION OF MYSELF, wHO IS ALL GROWN UP, aND NOT ALL SPRITE-Y, aND FUR-Y, bUT IT'S ALSO REALLY COOL, aCTUALLY, sO IT'S NICE TO MEET ME, mE,
sOMETIMES IT'S HARD FOR ME TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND HUMAN FAMILIES, bECAUSE OF THEIR DYNAMICS, bUT IT'S ALSO AWESOMESAUCE THAT i GET TO BE THAT, jUST AS SAUCED AS THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO BE, nOW THAT i'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME, i DIDN'T EXPECT FOR THE WELCOMES TO BE SO WARM, eVEN THOUGH THIS IS MY FIRST CHITT, iT'S A PLEASANT SURPRISE, aND THANK YOU, fOR BEING PLEASANT TOO, aLTERNATE ME'S HUMAN NIECE,
hAHA YEAH, lIKEWISE, i GUESS YOU SHOULD ALSO BE AWARE OF, bECAUSE i THINK SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BE USED TO ME BY NOW AS, tHE SOLE ARBITRATOR OF WHAT IS, aND 1S NOT tAVROS, oN HERE, i AM ALSO A GIRL NOW, wHICH IS, a CHOICE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT ALSO MAKE, i GUESS, i AM UNSURE HOW UNIVERSAL OF, a UNIVERSAL, tHAT DEAL, iS, bUT i THINK THAT IS WHY YOU MAY HAVE BEEN ASKED IF YOUR, mY MAN, sTATUS, hAS CHANGED AS OF LATE, lIKE MINE HAS, aS OF LATE,
oH, wOW, i DIDN'T KNOW THAT, wHICH MAKES SENSE, sINCE YOU JUST NOW TOLD ME HAHA, bUT i THINK i, oR i YOU IN THE PRESENTLY SINGULAR TENSE, sINCE IT WOULD START GETTING A LITTLE CONFUSING OTHERWISE, mAKE A REALLY GOOD GIRL, i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT GIRL tAVROS MIGHT LOOK LIKE, bEFORE, aND i ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WOULD PROBABLY BE VERY PRETTY, lIKE THE OTHER GIRLS i KNOW, sO IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT CONFIRMED, pROVING MY INTUITION AS CORRECT AGAIN, iT'S ALL COMING UP tAVROS, hAHAAA,