♠ hated by @generousAdjutrix
i'm a vwvisual learner can you explain? sorry i need some help.

sheesh, porrims not gonna fuck you bro, trust me ivwe tried this angle. #nsfwv

yknowv wvhat prison aint so bad some of these fellas are pretty nice, evwen got a sick tat from one of em

im going to kiss you, eridan, on the lips. you sexy little rattlesnake. you naughty little baby boy. you rambunctious little infant. my lusus tries to get me to go on dates, eridan. you knowv vwhat thats like? you knowv howv humiliating that is, eridan? you boy eridan... eridan..! eridan! eridan!!! oh my god. you tall drink of wvater, eridan. #incest

im a magician, eridan. a furious magician, oooooh... im a magician, eridan, a furious magician... magician... magician..! i lowve you, eridan. im gonna spank you silly. #incest
mituna. seriously, mate? you had to go run to your mommy?

why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this

i knewv youd come around wvith enough persistence babygirl

oh hey, maybe i should try this again nowv that folx (#vwoke) are awvake. if any of you ladies are looking for a good time, extra credit to rusties, jades, and fella seadvwellas, hit up my dms and wve can havwe a blast~ #nsfwv

