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FOr troll Jegus's saakke, I aam going to regret this
YOu could not haave phraased it more repulsively. AAny of it. CAaan't you do just fine by yourself?
OH, I simply caannot waait! BE still, my beaating heaart, or I might thinkk I aam faalling in love
INcredible, haave you just reinvented the subtle aart of saarcaasm? SHould we caall aa chronicler to maarkk this historicaal occaasion? WOuld you likke aa medaal?
AAh, I see, you aare unaable to aarticulaate aa solid aargument, so you aare resorting to petty mockkery. HOw very maature of you
THaat waas purely for the purpose of bringing you haarm
YEs, but unlikke you, I do haave the aability to control myself
WHaat you aare caalling me now is not only insulting, it is aalso not true
HAaardly; up until your displaay of aaggression, I waas conducting myself perfectly presentaably
WHaat aare you, aan aanimaal? YOu should be aable to control yourself
MAaayhaaps (pleaase, note the subtle jaab aat your vocaabulaary) you would do well to control your violent tendencies
AAn aaccident?? YOu bit me. ON the lips
BEsides, you seemed more thaan haappy with spilling blood
YOu bit me first, don't aact coy
KIsmeses aare greaat aand aall, but - aand excuse my wording here, but it is well deserved - fuckking shit, I would prefer not to haave to waash blood from my clothes #violence #blood
tthe world iss right life iss beautiful and im horny again =] #nssfw
OH, aat leaast I will be spaared your insufferaable voice
I would likke to see you try, given the aabsolute incompetence you haave demonstraated previously
i understand the tradition of the emoticon but i think some of you could greatly benefit from picking up the use of modern emojis and by greatly benefit i mean it will directly benefit me because 🫵 look at that gold is it not prime lmao material
OH, your baar must be very low for you to consider my observaation of your subpaar intellect to be flaattering
OH, is thaat aa glimpse of intelligence I spy?
I do thinkk your noble aand aadmiraable blood would benefit from aa course of reaading comprehension
WHaat's this, were you aarraanging aa daance with someone else while we were together? UNbelievaable. SEe, this is the laackk of graace I kkeep taalkking aabout
NOt likke you would kknow aanything aabout thaat. THaat would aactuaally require some show of skkill on your paart
HOw very eloquent
IF you aare aattempting to coaax flaattery out of me, you aare faailing miseraably
no tthat'ss okay tthank you himero. I don't tthink I really wanna get horny anyway. TThat'ss ssweet of you to assk tthough.
Okay yeah sstill in a Mood and I probably won't SStop being in a mood until At Leasst tomorrow. I will now commence Lurking unlessss people sstart getting horny.
i need to be punizhed for being alive and thatz why i want zomeone to kick me hard enough to break my ribz #violence #zuggeztive
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
c< sOMe peOple were asKiN Me abOut tHe arM aNd all tHat, i figured id taKe a pHO2! Https://file.gardeN/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/KaraMaartbyElliOt.pNg >c
HMmm... TO be fraankk, I find your sense of humour quite laackking
OH, prithee, whaat is the secret to thy maagnaanimity?
OH, do feel free to blaame me for your own shortcomings. THis is exaactly whaat I meaant by claassless behaaviour
OH, I don't kknow. YOu seemed pretty close to the ground from where I waas staanding
AAh, so you do aadmit to being aa lowly brute. SO faar, I aam quite confident to haave displaayed faar more claass thaan you
HOw straange, I do recaall quite cleaarly your claaim to not be very shaarp
OH, I seem to quite cleaarly recaall our very first interaaction, let's see - you claaimed to be better thaan me simply becaause of your saanguine colouraation, oh yes. AAnd then proceeded to aadmit you were of quite mediocre intellect
AAnd then they aact proud of it. SImply unbelievaable, I aam aapaalled
AAnd then they haave the gaall to pretend to be better thaan others
I aam not pointing fingers, but some trolls simply haave no claass #vaagueposting
AAren't you aalwaays?
꒰Yay https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/Screenshot%202026—05—17%20014651.png꒱
꒰funny number ⚠️ Only those who bear 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 can see this post.꒱
OH, it most definitely is
OH, you flaatter me! BUt I would be lying if I saaid I aam aalso not lookking forwaard to our meeting. AAnd aas much aas I enjoy getting on your nerves, there aare waays faar more fun thaan lying to do thaat
MY, my, you sound quite eaager to claaim thaat title. OR aam I mistaakken?
OH, my deaar LEpidaa, you? MY enemy? PLeaase, I could never
JUst cleaaned the hive https://i.postimg.cc/JnVSf16g/hive-cleaaned.png
I caannot waait for the maasqueraade tonight, I aam going to meet my sworn enemy #myenemy
WEll, luckky me. I aam eternaally graateful to you for blessing me with such aample opportunities to witness maagic in our world
YOu kknow, it is quite maagicaal - with you, I seem to be leaarning it over aand over aagaain
ONce aagaain, I aam reminded there aare times when it is wiser to shut one's traap
I must saay, your quirkk is quite vexing aat times. EVery time I reaad one of your replies, I get the feeling you aare caalling me aan aass. I wonder why thaat is, given our wondrous aand aamicaable relaationship
STraange, you haaven't struckk me aas the kkind of person to caare much aabout the kkull score
Surprising amount of teals on. For the record, my legalese stereotype archetype ended up being follo≈ing the logistics of trade and taking part in managing trade routes. Fuck the la≈.
>>| fantastic job. you turned my palmhusk .into vibrator. #nsfw
>>| .it .is so fucking good! .i swear. #nsfw
Hello, Jinx! Wait. That's not quite right.
SSIR YESS SSIR *layss down and flipss onto my back* ARROOF ROOF! WOOF!! AU AUU AUAUAUUU (tthosse are dog whimpering noissess)
I am sso fucking sscared . I'm sso sscared tthat I'm going to passss out and ssleep for maybe 2-12 hourss.
OH, I aam, too. I wonder which one of us caan maanaage to locaate the other in the crowd first
IF I were you, I would exercise caaution, you might burn yourself
MErely moments prior, you were feigning disinterest, yet your reaaction betraays aa certaain degree of intrigue. CUrious
I aam merely mirroring whaat you first projected onto me. THough I will aadmit, it is quite aamusing to see you reaact with such fire
ass mucch ass you want ass long ass you tag it appropriately. ccheck out tthe ruless tab if you need more info on tthat!
HOw pitiful aan existence it must be, to be unaable to perform such simple taaskks aat the slightest displaay of weaariness
wait iss it horny time. uh uh uh I want ssomeone to sstick ttheir bulge sso far down my tthroat tthat I sstop breatthing. ok tthere. #nssfw #nssfwe
I meaan. OBviously
OH thaankk fuckk
AAh, aand I suppose there is aa lesson somewhere in there aabout never reveaaling one's weaakknesses, how very clever. VEry well then, it seems you aare leaaving me no choice but to aaccept
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tw: bad post who up stimming their goonstick #nsfw
OH, aam I to understaand this aas aa maagnaanimous gesture, born purely out of concern for my aability to survive? HOw sweet of you
But I don't wanna pissss people off I jjusst wanna get dicked down =[ and yeah I would definitely jjusst ssshut down eventually in an argument imma be real
OH, you seem very eaager to get violent, I aam merely exchaanging words. TEll me, do you usuaally tend to seekk out prey you haave greaat physicaal aadvaantaage aagaainst?
IT is caalled aan olive braanch, you shriveled grub, I waas extending it aas aa meaans of reconciliaation
THen I understaand you seem it necessaary to be aas brutish aas possible the maajority of the time. AAnd I haad foolishly thought you to be somewhaat distinguished, my mistaakke
Yeah I guessss sso. Will YOU help me lisst tthe wayss tthat ssometthing iss wrong witth me? =]
OH, haave I caaught your eye? YOu seem to be lookking very haard for aa sign to support your claaims. HOwever, I aam aafraaid thaat is simply your brutish naature projecting
Everyone keepss assking what'ss wrong witth me or what my deal iss. Whicch iss weird becausse I didn't realizze I had a deal or a tthing wrong witth me.
no I'll take it I'll take it tthank you ssir alsso I had a converssation about tthiss witth himero earlier but I can't remember whicch tthread it wass under. I tthink tthe gisst wass I'm jjusst sstrange and horny. Outsside of tthat I genuinely have no idea how to quantify mysself. I guessss I'm patthetic too but I didn't realizze tthat until everyone sstarted ssaying it
WAaait, no, why aam I voluntaarily signing up to get smaackked into the next sweep
wow tthat might be tthe ssecond nicesst tthing anyone hass ever ssaid to me (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) alsso I feel like my deal iss Clearly explained in tthe intro posst
INcredible. AAnd here I waas, thinkking you haad some self preservaation skkills
WELL. TThere'ss a REASSON for tthat. And tthe REASSON. Iss tthat I am NOT an ARTISST. I am NOT GOOD AT IT. You ssshould not EXPECT GOODNESSSS FROM ME!!!!!!
Can I be honesst? I don't tthink you were going to do tthat. Like it jjusst sseemss like you Don't want to be my friend.
leave me alone I mosstly talk to humanss okay otther trollss don't ussually like hanging out witth me
human tthing don't worry about it alsso yeah I SSAID I'm not an artisst ssmh try reading it
I can't believe I typo'd my own name in my own fucking cchittr posst jjusst fucking kill me now
THough I will not deny you haave aalso peaakked my interest
OH, not aat aall. HOw does the saaying go, "bring it on, bitch"?
omggg you got me sso flusstered girl I can't wait to bleed ssickly brown all over hour sstupid fangss ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
hatebot I NEED your approval PLEASSE. Alsso I've never hate ssnogged before omg tthiss iss gunna be sso cool will you bite me
:33< wh333333333333333
Can we sstart kissssing? Can we kissss in Hatebot'ss commentss?
TThat might be tthe ssweetesst tthing anyone hass ever ssaid to me... tthank you sso mucch........
THaat waas saarcaasm, you doofus
AAh, well then, pleaase, do excuse my ignoraance, I waas not aawaare I waas taalkking to _royaalty_
negative energy shall never cross this bubble negative energy is kept within the confinements of itself, never escapes, never possesses embrace positivity negative energy shall never step pod into my territory
Oh god do I have to bet money. I don't have any money. Anyway it doessn't really matter I'm jjusst going to get more patthetic eitther way ssorry
okay tthat made me laugh tthat'ss kind of exactly what I'm doing issn't it HAHAHA tthat'ss a really good read. I love being patthetic
yeah like I'm 1000000000000 patthetic pointss I'm gunna keep adding zzeross ok? =] but yeah it'ss really bad ngl
I assked kryquss if he would pail me and he ssaid I wass patthetic and I ssaid tthat wass hot. SSo if we wanna make it, like, a number metric, tthen probably 100000000 or ssometthing like tthat.
You two are adorable.
ssorry I can try harder. um. you ssmell bad? no I don't even know what you ssmell like...
I might be too meek for her. SSShe keepss arguing but now tthat I know ssshe'ss doing it on purposse I'm jjusst like oh cool. Lol yeah I do ssuck. Lol yeah tthat'ss cool. =] maybe I jjusst don't get it
o damn you wanna watcch uss argue hatebot? Uhh okay lepida I feel like your wilfully missinterpreting me and it'ss annoying me
bro I ssaid two posstss ago I wanna fuck hatebot but tthiss ain't tthe place for tthat. I have SSome decorum, I really wass not trying to flirt here, pitcch or ottherwisse. Whicch, by tthe way, it iss kind of awkward and rude to be arguing on hatebot'ss vent posst, sso um I'm gunna sstop arguing witth you here HDKAHDJJ. SSorry for tthe notifss hatebot and I'm ssorry if my intention wassn't clear, I hope you have a better night =[
I'm ssorry hatebot... Take my hand... Let'ss have a horrible night.. Togetther.....
hey I'm tryna be genuine here I'm having a bad night too =[ why can't tthe horny guy alsso be a little ssad ssometimess
no mattew t#e ciwcumstances I am filled wit# love and joy! :D
My hate is much more genuine tonight. I have had a horrible night.
No, I think I'll just keep complaining 8ecause you said that.
I've yet to and will never hate anything on this website. Peace and love :]
prommy?
https://i.postimg.cc/2Sx8Gh2c/hotel-gif-e7e0d2cb4a521503786bf187c3090174.gif C'mon I already got the badge ready to goᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
Mods should make a poorly cropped hotel Transylvania badge haha jk Unlessᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
We should get a badge for Dracula's to identify them Like oh I don't know a copy of the movie hotel Transylvaniaᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
READING ONTO THE RECORD! should i ever meet an alternate version of myself, we would play troll magic: the gathering. maybe we would also talk or be friends or something i don't know but we would definitely play #tmtg
#welovealittlepeeing. #nsfw. @archiveAddict