♦ pitied by @gildedClandestine
🔍 _-_-_- Gide⌕n is very sweet. Aha, but my w⌕rk partner is abs⌕lutely ab⌕ut t⌕ thr⌕w my palmhusk int⌕ the trash. _-_-_-

IN MY ABSENCE I HAVE BEEN ENDVRING A PROLONGED EPISODE OF SENSVAL AND ROMAN╋━IC EN╋━HRALLDOM. ╋━HE OBJEC╋━: MY ALLVRING CEPHALICALLY-DISPLACED, VERY SIGNIFICAN╋━ O╋━HER. I, WHO ╋━HOVGH╋━ MYSELF IMMVNE ╋━O ALL SEN╋━IMEN╋━AL PHENOMENA, HAVE BEEN RENDERED BREA╋━HLESS. HIS VOICE EMANA╋━ES FROM A LOCA╋━ION ╋━HA╋━ DEFIES S╋━ANDARD ANA╋━OMY, AND YE╋━ I╋━ IS WARM AND ╋━ENDER. I'VE SEARCHED EX╋━ENSIVELY FOR ╋━HE SOVRCE. DEEPLY. GEN╋━LE, CVRIOVS AS I AM. WHEN HE CALLS MY NAME, I╋━ RESONA╋━ES AGAINS╋━ MY FINGERS, MY ╋━ONGVE. AND I╋━ IS ╋━HE SWEE╋━ES╋━ ANOMALY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I AM ENRAP╋━VRED. I AM LOSING MY COMPOSVRE. NAY, I╋━ HAS BEEN LONG LOS╋━. I DO NO╋━ WAN╋━ I╋━ BACK; I WAN╋━ HIM BACK. A CVRSE VPON OCCVPA╋━IONAL OBLIGA╋━IONS.
>--D=I=appear=to=have=lost=some=weight=on=my=delivery=journey=likely=due=to=the=lack=of=consistent=nutritional=options=working=for=highbloods=is=truly=a=transformative=experience=I=mean=I=was=always=satisfied=with=my=weight=but=I=guess=I=could=have=losed=a=couple=of=pounds=haha=:)//<
>--D=You=are=a=most=high=blooded=individual=that=much=is=clear=allow=me=to=introduce=myself=as=someone=who=enjoys=serving=the=needs=of=those=above=him=on=the=hemospectrum=and=if=you=have=any=needs=or=desires=pass=them=by=me=and=I=will=assist=you=with=them=haha=:)//<

someone smack me with a shovel, i just wanna dig a hole and hide #violence

Please let me knOOw when yOOu figure OOut I want tOO be safe here :<
o-|= hmmm i am pondering =>
o-|= i am starting to suspect some of thou art villains =>
Y9u're right, there's n9 argument. 9nly measured, meaningful discussi9n and dial9gue which y9u seem hesitant t9 accept - likely due t9 the guilty feelings it und9u6tedly inspires in y9ur c9nscience. It's fine. I understand, and f9rgive y9u. I 9nly h9pe y9u can get past y9ur initial gut reacti9n and attempt t9 6etter y9urself, t9 minimize the harm y9u cause t9 th9se less privileged. The insinuati9n that I d9 this f9r 'fun' additi9nally trivializes the imp9rtance 9f such w9rk, and is a 6latant attempt t9 infantilize warm6l99ds and s9ften their c9ncerns.

seeing pe/)ple y/)u have barely talked t/) bef/)re spamming in y/)ur n/)tificati/)ns feels strange like when the fuck did we ever talk en/)ugh f/)r y/)u t/) be in all my p/)sts suddenly

ִ ࣪𖤐 (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
sure; olives kind of just get(ignored()) between golds and jades; not like we have() some sacredFuckingTask; // its easier when no one cares(what you do());

n/)t having designated task makes y/)u except fr/)m treated generally like backgr/)und tr/)lls wh/) d/)n’t really matter m/)st the time
works(for me); better than being(cullbait); // even just not.being(warm blooded) is a certain amount of privilege; more midbloods should realise(this);

d/)n’t bring me back t/) this i’m busy celebrating

feeling pretty g/)/)d t/) light. i made pe/)ple argue in s/)me/)ne else’s thread, s/)me/)ne i kn/)w tried t/) cull s/)me/)ne else i kn/)w, that /)ne rust bl/)/)d i’ve been checking in /)n is infact alive, and i think this calls f/)r a celebrati/)n! i’m g/)ing t/) rand/)mly text s/)me/)ne i gh/)sted a while ag/) as a treat

WHY D(\ I HAVE 2(/) N(\TIFICATI(\NS IN THE MIDDLE (\F THE LIGHT???
Physic★l touch is h★rd, how is everyone else so fine with it.
dont put(green) in the same category as cerulean;

/)lives are l/)wbl/)/)ds wtf r u talking abt

∙☾__☽ damn I can't SAY SHIT ON HERRE
Ⓧ Compliment a guy and he wants to block you. Fucked up. Ⓧ

ִ ࣪𖤐 I Hear yOu si×̷̷͜×̷y fe×̷̷͜×̷Ows liKe memes. Here's ONe Of miNe! ๋࣭ ⭑
Well then. I am going to attempt to have a peaceful end of my night. I believe I deserve it.
anonymous said some bullshit: Going to celebrate Karkats birthday? its been more then a hot minute since that mother fucker and i spoke much less were all that close. pretty sure if i just showed up it wouldnt be all that good for his pusher
Ⓧ If a rainbowdrinker bites someone on the chest. Hypothetically, does that count as a form of milking? Asking for a friend. It was close to the nipple but not right on it. Ⓧ

Anyt|me Someone Says "|ts Not That Ser|ous", They Lose My Respect |mmed|ately. Yes. Th|s Game Of "there's A Yet| |n My Spahgett|" |s |n Fact That Ser|ous. | Play Every Game L|ke My L|fe |s On The L|ne.
Ⓧ I know how to fix this. Brb I need to unblock myself. Ⓧ

juST p(o)pp3D my back anD g(o)g Damn ThahaT hurT
><xx>< Still cute, I'll give him that. ><xx><

WHA╋━ IS MY PREFERRED DESSER╋━? A DECEP╋━IVELY SIMPLE QVERY. ONE WHOSE ANSWER, I SVSPEC╋━, CARRIES ╋━HE AN╋━ICIPA╋━ORY WEIGH╋━ OF MY REPV╋━A╋━ION. I╋━ MIGH╋━ BE EXPEC╋━ED OF ME ╋━O NOMINA╋━E SOME ARCANE CONFEC╋━ION OF OBSCENE RARI╋━Y AND PROHIBI╋━IVE COS╋━. A GILDED, GOLD-LEAFED RAP╋━VRE CRAF╋━ED BY PÂ╋━ISSIERS IN SOME DIMLY LI╋━ A╋━ELIER ABROAD. NO. I DO, INDEED, GRAVI╋━A╋━E ╋━OWARDS ╋━HE FINER ╋━HINGS. ╋━HE FINES╋━, SOME MIGH╋━ ARGVE. HOWEVER, I HAVE FOVND NO S╋━RENG╋━H IN ╋━HIS PLANE ╋━O RESIS╋━ ╋━HE ALLVRE OF AN AMBROSIA DISC WI╋━H CACAO INCLVSIONS, WARM AND BV╋━╋━ER-SOF╋━. ╋━HEOLOGICALLY PROOF OF BENEVOLEN╋━ DESIGN. ╋━RANSCENDEN╋━.

JAIDJFJD8FJEK8F8R8TRODHTJEFUCKIGN HUGE ASS SPIDER CRAWVLING ON MY FUCKING ARM

can you stop hatin my shit while you've got that face dude or you're gonna have a VERY borin 24 hours from me cause i'm gonna close the tab if i have to keep lookin at that.
Ⓧ Yeah so anyway that motherfucker @reverberateInvestigator just sent me a picture of his YEEKS and he's fuckin lyin about bein flat back there. Ⓧ
But you're a fuchsia, why do you need more money? Have you ever had a kismesis? This shit is expensive.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ

YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS PROCVRE FOR YOVRSELF A PVRSVI╋━ OF GREA╋━ER REMVNERA╋━IVE PO╋━EN╋━IAL.

BEGONE.

>> oh my goડh Kryquડ 1o1

Back ooff he's mine

@coontrooversialMilk baby i'm jealoous

ANO╋━HER VERDAN╋━ PHAN╋━ASM, LIME IN I╋━S CHROMA, HAS BEEN COMPELLED ╋━O ADORN MY MEMOS WI╋━H CARDIAC OFFERINGS AND MVRMVRED PI╋━IES. MY WORDS EVER A SHRINE A╋━ WHICH SHADES LEAVE ╋━HEIR SMALL DEVO╋━IONS.

>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ can anડwer w¡th anyth¡ng other than yeડ? At f¡rડt ¡ waડ gonna juડt check your top poડt but then ¡ juડt ડcro11ed 1o1

>> ¡...

- Say say say my name! - My notifications lit up like I was getting my ass slapped repeatedly. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
symptons of concussion
Ⓧ He's mad because he wants a taste. A nibble. I might let him if he just asked all nicies. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Sometimes. And ONLY sometimes. The solution is not kidnapping. Ⓧ
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗. 𝙻𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎. 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚔. 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠. 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖. 𝙽𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌. 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚡𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚜. 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜. 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝. 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚖. 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙵𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
oh dear, that font was atrociiious, wasn't iiit? iii know, how about iii offer my hiiive to anyone who feels personally traumatiiized by thiiis event and needs another troll to keep them company? :.)
i must acquire a cherub for research. Dead is fine, alive is preferred.
> okay RANT TO START MY DAY. > the egregious amount of copium it takes any lowblood to say that they would be different from any highblood if they were somehow magically spawned a highblood is just inane hoofbeast shit. > "i WoOlD bE DiFfRnT!!! i WoUlD tReAt OtHrRz FaIrLeEeEE!!!" > oh inhale my entire bulge down to my nook and crack you self-righteous mouthbreather! > you're telling me you WOULDN'T use drone strikes at your disposal on your foes without a single shred of remorse for the individual you send them after? > GET REAL. > we all know deep down that every one of these shit-gut's would abuse the power just as much as any other higherblood does. > fuck, i would! and i have 0 shame in admitting that, quit fucking lying to yourself! > lolololololol > mfw society moment!!!
You probably shouldn't drink and pilot.

If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.

╋━ERRIBLY DVLL. MY ADMIRA╋━ION IS NO╋━ SOME SVPERFICIAL EPIDERMAL FLVSH, BV╋━ A DEEPER CALCINA╋━ION.

- Say say say my name! - No problem! But if we die anyway, I am not liable. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

╋━HE APPE╋━I╋━E HAS BEEN RENDERED QVIESCEN╋━, ALBEI╋━ ╋━EMPORARILY. I CONFESS I DID NO╋━ EXPEC╋━ MY PREVIOVS MEMO ╋━O LVRE COMPANY SO EXQVISI╋━ELY AND PA╋━HOLOGICALLY RADIAN╋━. SO BEAV╋━IFVLLY AFFLIC╋━ED WI╋━H ╋━HE SAME SVBLIME MALAISE ╋━HA╋━ CALLS OV╋━ ╋━O MINE OWN CORPVS. WOVLD ╋━HA╋━ I HAD DISCOVERED ╋━HIS LIMINAL PLANE SOONER; I╋━ WOVLD HAVE OBVIA╋━ED ╋━HE PROFOVND INCONVENIENCE OF INDEPENDEN╋━ PROCVREMEN╋━. NO MA╋━╋━ER. I SHALL ARCHIVE ╋━HIS ENCOVN╋━ER WI╋━H ╋━ENDERNESS. WARM╋━H, EVEN, OR A╋━ LEAS╋━ AMBIEN╋━ AS A ╋━OMB CAN ACHIEVE. I WI╋━HHOLD ╋━HE GRANVLAR SPECIFICS HERE; ╋━HE MNEMONIC DA╋━A IS PROPRIE╋━ARY. AND I AM NO╋━ WON╋━ ╋━O NARRA╋━E MY IN╋━IMACIES ╋━O AN AVDIENCE. REGRE╋━╋━ABLY ╋━HE OMENS PERSIS╋━ IN ╋━HEIR NECRO╋━IC WHISPERINGS. VNREVISED, ╋━EDIOVS IN ╋━HEIR COMMI╋━MEN╋━ ╋━O ╋━HE INEVI╋━ABLE. ONCE MORE I AM SVMMONED FOR ╋━HE CVS╋━OMARY PERAMBVLA╋━ION.

i think im gonna havwe to talk to my collar guy im running lovw #suggestivwe

Shout out my various bodily functions that cause me to injur myself every other week. This week was because I stepped wrong at the bowling alley.
Theeereee waaas aaa staaag neeeaaar my hooomeee tooodaaay. III naaameeed hiiim Giiideeeooon beeecaaauuuseee ooof thaaat faaancy guuuy whooo haaas maaany wooords III neeeeeed tooo goooreeegleee!
checks out @ not listening to a man go fuck yourself
i am going to wish death on you but before i do that what are you pronouns #suicidebaiting

[BEGIN MESSAGE] f0r the bit. [END MESSAGE]
speak for urself mf @ some of us are dope

7H3 3MP1R35 W4N73D U5 70 83 7H3 FUNN1357 817CH35.

;)

Trying to slide in the fact my matesprit is polyamorous in casual conversation like one would sneak an elephant onto an elevator.

HOW CVRIOVS. YOV SHOW DISDAIN FOR MY LOGORRHEIC MODALI╋━Y YE╋━ HERE YOV S╋━AND, AGAIN, A REGVLAR VISI╋━AN╋━.

VEXA╋━ION, PERHAPS? YOVR DERISIVE EFFOR╋━S, SVCH AS ╋━HEY ARE - AND DO VNDERS╋━AND ╋━HA╋━ WHICH I NO╋━E WI╋━H DISAPPOIN╋━MEN╋━ - REGIS╋━ER A╋━ A MAGNI╋━VDE INSVFFICIEN╋━ ╋━O FRAC╋━VRE MY IN╋━EGRI╋━Y. YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS APPLY YOVRSELF WI╋━H SIGNIFICAN╋━LY GREA╋━ER RIGOR.

BEGONE WI╋━H YOVR O╋━IOSI╋━Y.

╋━HIS IS QVI╋━E ORDINARY FOR ME.

A NOC╋━VRNAL HANDFVL HAS ELAPSED, AND YE╋━ MY ╋━HOVGH╋━S REMAIN RECVRSIVELY ╋━E╋━HERED ╋━O ╋━HA╋━ SANGVINE, VVLGAR CHI╋━╋━ WHICH SO EFFICIEN╋━LY VNRAVELED ╋━HE ME╋━ICVLOVSLY SCAFFOLDED ARCHI╋━EC╋━VRE OF MY COMPOSVRE. REKINDLED WAS ╋━HE POLYDIPSIC IMPERA╋━IVE. ╋━HE ALL-CONSVMING, VNGOVERNABLE GLV╋━╋━ONY. CA╋━ALYZED A CRAVING FOR SOME NOVEL SPECIMEN, SOME AES╋━HE╋━ICALLY EXQVISI╋━E VARIABLE CER╋━AIN ╋━O BE RVN ╋━O WAS╋━E ╋━HROVGH ╋━HE RELEN╋━LESSNESS OF MY A╋━╋━EN╋━IONS. AH, BV╋━ ╋━HERE IS AN INEFFABLE BEAV╋━Y IN RVINA╋━ION. IN PV╋━REFAC╋━ION'S SLOW ALCHEMY. ╋━O ADMIRE ╋━HA╋━ WHICH WAS ONCE MINE, S╋━RIPPED AND CAR╋━ED ╋━O SOME VNREACHABLE COORDINA╋━E BEYOND EVEN MY REACH. A CVRIOVS, DVLL ACHE NES╋━LING IN╋━O ME, CALCIFYING, YE╋━ PALLIA╋━ED ╋━HROVGH ╋━HE MANVFAC╋━VRE OF MINE OWN RELICS. MEMORIA. HM.

꧁⎝ Now dis jes cannot be aboat me considerin Ah'm alwaves on ma best behavia. ;^) ⎠꧂

i probably have a height

~I have Six feet and a nine inch cO~ck ~#nsfw~

G-ET RID OF T)(IS FUCKING W-EBSIT-E

whats up???

NO

NONO NO NO NO NO

🜏 whɛn ♱hɛy honk you go oooo whɛn ii honk you go wha♱ ♱hɛ fuxk nɛvɛrr sɛɛn a mu♱an♱ xlown b4 ???? xrriingɛ ♅
- I'm gon=na just lay in my hive for the next few nights. -

♥ i wanna gamble i miss gambling ♥

[ Happy Pride Month. I am very prideful. ]
WE SH⛧█LD J█ST ST⛧RT HURT█NG PE⛧PLE #VI⛧L█NCE
I have made this mistake, on the very first confession account. Embarrassing, to say the lleast.

BADnight chittr!!! i hope the bedbugs BITE!!! #evil
-<a hero is just a woman who knows she is free.>-
-<teamchud stands against employment>-
be honest guys am i like top 10 funniest people on chittr? top 20? top 50? top 100? top 200?
Mmmmayбe t•night is a m•therfucking fun night~~~ G•nna g• cull s•me l•wбies and wimþs •n da streets #vi•lence is what's all aб•ut When it c•mes t• a m•therfucking natural selecti•n

╋━HE AVGVRIES CONCVR, AND I AM DISINCLINED ╋━O DISPV╋━E.

We can share, daddy.

~We can share a l~Ot O~f things sugarlips -w~O~

~HO~p O~ff mmy bulge man stealing my bits hO~p ~Off my bits man stealing my bulge ~#nsfw~

I’M SORRY, CONDESCE I DIDN’T MEAN IT PLEASE DON’T HATE MY CHITTS UR SO SEXY AHAH
3> Who here loves me? Who here hates me? Who here pities me? Who here wants to mediate between me and an enemy? #curious <3
꒷꒦ill bྐe realll idoྐnt hknoྐw hoྐw toྐ rea d learning toྐ bྐuྐt goྐsh its hard wtf꒦꒷

...╋━OVCHÉ. BEGONE. YOV ARE SOILING A MOS╋━ JVBILAN╋━ MOMEN╋━.

NO.

SVCH IS NO╋━ ╋━HE NA╋━VRE OF MY DEVILS.

DISPEL YOVR ANXIE╋━IES, O FAIR AND PHAN╋━ASMAL VENERA╋━ORS OF ╋━HIS OBSCVRI╋━Y! MY ON╋━OLOGICAL S╋━A╋━VS PERSIS╋━S. VNSCA╋━HED. EX╋━AN╋━, IF YOV WILL, IN SOME QVALIFIED AND LIMINAL IN╋━ERPRE╋━A╋━ION OF VI╋━ALI╋━Y. I HAVE SVCCESSFVLLY NEGO╋━IA╋━ED A DÉ╋━EN╋━E WI╋━H ╋━HE PRIOR CRIMSON SPEC╋━ER AND RE╋━VRNED ╋━HA╋━ WHICH WAS ILLICI╋━LY APPROPRIA╋━ED. IN A S╋━A╋━E OF PRIS╋━INE IN╋━EGRI╋━Y, I HAS╋━EN ╋━O APPEND, FOR I AM A FAS╋━IDIOVS CVS╋━ODIAN OF EVERY OS╋━EOLOGICAL SPECIMEN WI╋━HIN MY POSSESSION. NA╋━VRALLY! FOR MY AMENDS, I ADDI╋━IONALLY RECEIVED SOME SPECIMENS FORSAKEN, DISCARDED. MAY ╋━HEY FIND MY ABODE MOS╋━ HOSPI╋━ABLE. I SHOVLD LIKE ╋━O SAY I HAVE BEEN EXCVLPA╋━ED, IF ╋━HA╋━ IS NO╋━ EXCESSIVELY AVDACIOVS. ╋━HE NIGH╋━ IS YOVNG, AND A╋━MOSPHERIC CONDI╋━IONS ARE CLEMEN╋━. MY PA╋━H REMAINS SVBJEC╋━ ╋━O ╋━HE S╋━OCHAS╋━IC WHIMS OF MY DARKNESS. PERHAPS WE SHALL FE╋━CH SOME MORE CANDLES. WE SHALL SEE.
all i'M saying is it'S going to start getting really awkward when that person starts making out with the robot they made of me
!𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃!: 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎: 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙴: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 '𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜'. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
okay you go first man
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚏, 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehehe sniiitch. dont be a weenie looser. you do a crime you keep that shit on the down low

WHY IS IT CALLED FOLLOWING? I DON’T WANT TO BE FOLLOWED BY 50 PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM ME CREEPS.

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓽𝔂. 𝓗𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻. 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻. 𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴. 𝓦𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼. 𝓘 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓷 #𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓼 '𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵', 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓯𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓼𝓼. 𝓐𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪 𝓑𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓑𝓔𝓕⨁𝓡𝓔 𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓲𝓸𝓱𝓪𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓼. 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓵𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

c< dO i cast fireball, Or tHuNderbOlt? HM.... decisiONs, decisiONs >c
I am going to stop thinking about Cronus now.

okay im gonna go lay down now the bottle of soju was empty since YESTERDAY (NOT literally as in like two hours ago actually) butgoodnight goodnight goodnight #substances

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCK ME DUDE

ohmyogd

STOP PITYING MY CHITTS IM CAPABLE OF GAME I CAN IT I JUST SUCK AT THE OTHER PARTS OF IT

guys please trust me im so cool im so nonchalant and cool trust me im not that pathetic i swear i promise ok

STOP THAT

haha nobody i know is all that awake right now is it too late to say im scared to death of commitment and the last time i got intimate with someone i started crying before we could even have sex #nsfw #angst ???

I ThInk Th3 hIgh numb3r (o)f SWITch3S IS InaccuraT3. A l(o)T (o)f y(o)u SAY y(o)u'r3 SWITch3S, buT In pracTIc3? N(o), y(o)u'r3 b(o)TT(o)mS. 3Sp3cIally WITh h(o)W a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u p(o)ST (o)n h3r3? ThaT 17.8% SWITchv3rS3 Sh(o)ulD b3 Small3r.

hey so im blocked, vwhich is fair, but i agree wvith that phozoa fella there.

THE ALTERNIAN GOV GOT HOLD OF CHITTR? WE’RE DOOMED

╋━HE IMPIOVS SVSVRRA╋━IONS OF ╋━HIS NIGH╋━ HAVE ROVSED A HARROWING RAVENOVSNESS I BELIEVED HAD LONG FALLEN IN╋━O DORMANCY. WERE I A MORE VIR╋━VOVS INDIVIDVAL I MAY SVRRENDER ╋━O OVERWHELMING DISQVIE╋━VDE. ╋━HE ╋━EMPES╋━ RAGES, BV╋━ I HAVE MAS╋━ERFVLLY BVIL╋━ MY HIVE OF S╋━ONE. YE╋━ S╋━ILL, WHA╋━ S╋━IRS IN ╋━HE VNDERCROF╋━ DOES NO╋━ BEAR LE╋━╋━ING OV╋━.
👀👀👀 People of chittr. What does "aurafarming" mean? https://i.ibb.co/prrkVq19/Screenshot-20260531-121252-Chrome.jpg #noticing
❀࿐ hello chittr, it's been awwhile as i havve been busy getting much needed beauty sleep and self care, wwhich consisted of wwatching sad romantic showws and movvies wwith a tub of ice cream but.. i'd rather not talk about that part, i do hope evveryone has been doing alright though in my absence.
St★yed up too e★rly pl★ying troll de★dlock https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/800★d1c16f★7.png
n[]ТТe ТТ[] self d[] n[]ТТ ТТ[]u[]-[ gear engines
doooiiing thiiis tooo sooomeeeoooneee wheeen weee beeecooomeee suuupeeer beeest friiieeends #goooreee #booodyhooorrooor https://cdn.iiimgcheeest.cooom/fiiileees/63dcc185c67eee.jpg

Anyone wanna get into an argument with me? I got some steam to blow off.

Popsicle.

#blastingoff #nsfvwe

SEE, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I AM NOT ANSWERING STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/6SESWZH5U8UDHU8Q6 HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/NO.PNG

people dont realize it but im actually pretty damn good at this bard of hope business

anon asks me "if you wvere a vwoman do you think you wvould still be attracted to wvomen?" uhh duh? girl on girl is hot as hell. vwhat kinda moron do you take me for? #feminism
ALTeRnIa IS aLwayS fILLeD wITh SUch cReaTIve peOpLe.
gAmBy sHaReS A SiGn wItH A LoT Of pEoPlE, sO GaMbY Is fInE WiTh aLl oF ThEm! GaMbY Is hApPy tO FiNd tHe dIfFeReNcEs bEtWeEn tHeM AnD ThE SiMiLaRiTiEs. tHeRe iS JoY To bE FoUnD In gAmBy sHaRiNg a sIgN.

kIckIng my f33T T3H3h3H3h3~!

i'm sexually attraCteD to teal blooDs #nsfw
Ɏ oohhhh i ha-a-adn't thought of it like tha-a-at. #muchtoconsider Ɏ
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. W༄ don't want th༄m. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
Honestly the only thing highblood society got right - fishbloods & groundbloods don't mingle, dude.

t/)/) many ppl have t/)/) many qualms against lying and cheating. br/) if i am in a scenari/) where i will either be harmed and /)r have s/)mething t/) gain y/)u kn/)w i am lying my ass /)ff

W3 all kn(o)W Wh(o) ThIS aSk3D: D/) u W3ar ThaT maSk bc ur ugly /)r… Y3ah I'm ugly <3
"Dooo yooouuu waaant tooo paaass ooon?" III wooouuuld nooot haaaveee maaadeee aaa sooociiiaaal meeediiiaaa aaaccooouuunt iiif III waaanteeed thaaat.
actually, they do not need to be human. i wvwould wvwager a fewvw trolls i could find could massage my aching, scarred back better than humans can. the last post can allowvw alternians as wvwell. no beforans. no exceptions.

i got thhhnreatened withhhn legal action over thhhnis hhhnhhhnhhhngnn

o| It wOuLd aCtUaLlY Be fUcKiNg aWeSoMe iF I CoUlD Go oUt lOl, LiKe nAwT To bE A WhInEr bUt sOmEtImEs iT FuCkIn sUcKs sItTiNg iNsIdE AlL DaY WhIlE AlRiTe gEtS To gO OuT N ExIsT N FuCk n aLl tHaT sLiGhT #nSfW |o
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Started typing an introduction post but it felt cringe so I'll remain a mystery.
Thinking of throwing away my entire career prospects and all reputation I've gained in order to do menial work for a short green-skulled loud guy.
I AM TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR SERVANTS, SOLDIERS, BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WITH SCARY FACES AND SLASH OR VOICES, GOONS, GRUNTS, LAME SCANTILY CLAD FEMALES (MALES ACCEPTED TOO BUT DONT MAKE IT WEIRD) TO FEED ME CANDY WHEN I AM RELAXING IN MY MASSIVE, UNDENIABLY BAD ASS MANSION, OR GENERALLY LOYAL SERVANTS OF ANY KIND. SERIOUS INQUIRIES TO SERVE THE SUPREME NOBLE OF TIME *ONLY!!!*
HMM..1'M K33P1NG MY NOS3 ON YOU..





























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