Sollux Captor
@givememyDoordash
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NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY BUT IN PERFECT HONESTY? THE GAME WASN'T THAT BAD. THE DEATHS AND FAILURES CAME ABOUT DUE TO PLAYER INCOMPETENCE AND COSMIC HORROR- THE ACTUAL GAME ITSELF? WE KIND OF KICKED ASS AT! A 600 HOUR CAMPAIGN FOR A TWELVE PLAYER SESSION? I THINK WE DID THAT SHIT IN RECORD FUCKING TIME. MY FRIENDS DYING AND BILIOUS SLICK BECOMING BILIOUS SICK WAS *MY* FAULT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. AND DON'T TAKE THIS TO BE SOME SELF PITYING BOO HOO WOE IS ME BULLSHIT- THAT'S PAST KARKAT'S THING. I CAN OWN MY MISTAKES WITHOUT GETTING INTO MY HEAD ABOUT THEM BECAUSE WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. WE SURVIVED, WE MADE IT THROUGH, AND WE'RE HERE NOW. MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE FROM MY SESSION OR THE SESSIONS ADJACENT THAT WE GOT SHUNTED INTO MIGHT DISAGREE, BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE? SGRUB IS A SOLID 7/10.
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OKAY WELL THE LIFE AND DEATH STAKES DIDN'T REALLY MEAN A LOT TO US AS INHERENT TO THE GAME BECAUSE, AGAIN, WE KICKED SGRUB'S ASS? THE PUZZLE SHIT IS BASICALLY THE ONLY THING I'LL GIVE YOU HERE AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN COMPLAINING ABOUT?! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT PUZZLES, DUDE.
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I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD SAY THAT ABOUT MOST THINGS IF YOU TRACE IT BACK FAR ENOUGH THOUGH? LIKE, IT'S WHATEVER DUDE. YOU CAN NOT LIKE THE GAME. BUT I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY STANCE THAT IT WASN'T THAT BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE THOUGHT YOURSELF INTO A NEUROSES SPIRAL AND KEEP POINTING FINGERS AT A VIDEO GAME FOR SOME SHIT THAT WAS THE FAULT OF ONE SUPER AWFUL GUY!
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need 2 wear noise cancelin headphones happy loud explosion day ig #holiday
that i need chainsaw headphones idk usually ppl dont ask about noise cancelin headphones like that
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look i just dont wanna blow my ears out bc of the fireworks i was not expectin a terminology lesson on what headphones r considered an ngl that was just mean im retractin ur cookie privileges
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not that mad just revokin ur cookie rites for the day not forever lmao
lmao get me back over cookies for a single day aight
what the ever fuck ii2 wrong wiith you? -iincorrect an2wer2 only-
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hi chittr. we need to talk about you n me. actually just about me, mostly, cause when has saturn ever talked about anythin other than himself? right? is he even capable a NOT makin it about him? does he give a single solitary fuck about any a you enough to not make this about him? “oh saturn what’s wrong ;( what’s the matter ;(( we love you saturn ;((( you’re such a good friend saturn you’re so NICE saturn surely you don’t mean it saturn we’re here for you saturn ;’((((((” shut up. shut up. so the elephant in the room. for some reason I get the feelin the folks who’ve already sussed out my damage think i don’t use that one name cause a the alt rep. like i’m sooooooooooo fuckin scared a bein associated with what any ol cronus ampora’s done, like saturn’s some get outta jail free card for me, like saturn ain’t done a perfectly bang up job fucking his way into makin sure anyone that says yes to him feels like SHIT for it, like saturn’ll make it all copacetic to be liked like a reeeeal person by reeeeeal people. that last one. that one’s kinda true actually, lol, cause truth is long as he barks the right way at the right time no one gives it a second thought to say yes to bein besties with saturn right ;P? i’m so good at it. i’m so fucking good at it and i’m so sick of seeing every possible multiversal russian roulette on whether the new cronus ampora a the week punches in the right song n dance to make “REAL” connection with other people. i’ll be honest the whiplash range between bein on some kinda watch list to bestest baby boy ever is hilarious. upshot is ig it does really prove the only fucking conditional worth anyone has is based on whether you pass the auditions. oh hey, that reminds me! happy father’s day by the way, that’s the whole reason i picked today for this, i thought it’d be funny. saturn was always supposed to be for me. saturn was because a what the deadeyed no lights on at home zombie called orphaner dualscar did to a little thing out of the caverns he named cronus. he never let me call him dad, yknow. did you all know that? super hated it, wouldn't talk to me for days if i did. super hated a lot of what his kid was, some real trolls don’t cry type shit lol. then would turn right around and and and and saturn came way after all that, obviously, but, i’m just saying. it was never ABOUT denial or pretendin to be someone i’m not. if anything saturn was supposed to be about bein GENUINE for a change. anyway. i know i’m a lot, an this is turnin into a real drag ;P. i was tryin to stay on topic but it kinda got away from me. here's the sparknotes: after a lotta introspection and soul searching, i really think you all are the most shallow suckers evwer, and this wvhole script has turned into a dripfeed torture directly into the back a my skull. don’t evwer get it fuckin tvwisted to think i’m doing anything i do for anyone but myself. i’vwe changed, i’vwe changed a lot, i'm proud of myself, but it’s NOT for you!!!! poor cronus. poor every single last one of em. poor me. i hope you all are sick to death of me and sorry for me and give up on figurin out what to even do with this. sorry in advance btw, be on the lookout for my own song n dance denyin all a this in a few days i'm sure it'll be great.
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buddy you don't know me from adam
I often deal with many troubles sleeping, hence my chitts at strange times. Sometimes I will allow movies to play through to lull me into slumber. I found out it was Batman when I rolled over onto the remote and near obliterated my ears with Seal.
Media literacy is dead. Clearly. Read my name.
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I enjoy how it sounds. It means 'raven' from it's Germanic roots.
What are you saying?
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It would be more embarrassing to be called 'Rave'.
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Human etymology and the origin of names. As I said, Roan means 'Raven' in its Germanic roots. I'm unsure how to make it clearer to you, so I will no longer be responding.