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need 2 wear noise cancelin headphones happy loud explosion day ig #holiday
that i need chainsaw headphones idk usually ppl dont ask about noise cancelin headphones like that
look i just dont wanna blow my ears out bc of the fireworks i was not expectin a terminology lesson on what headphones r considered an ngl that was just mean im retractin ur cookie privileges
not that mad just revokin ur cookie rites for the day not forever lmao
lmao get me back over cookies for a single day aight
>>| .i can't take care .of myself without missing .a single .important moment. #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health .if kanaka .is really dead then .i... .i don't know... .it's .a bit sad, because he was silly person. who .i make fun .of .in the future?
⛈ Perfectly still do I lie with it, ⛈ ⛈ Motionless; save for tears cried... ⛈ ⛈ Trickling down painted sapphire skin, ⛈ ⛈ Our symphony's final note dies... ⛈ ⛈ #poetry ⛈
2ound2 liike you wiill be properly iinformed about your dutiie2. II under2tand the job come2 wiith a near iinfiiniite the2e amaziing human pa2triie2 called donut2. II wiill have two do re2earch iinto them my2elf.
hm. i see. i shall figure something out. thank you for this valuable information.
Oh so NOW you all want two go two a club. Looks like II'm a trend-setter! Well, it's flattering.
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Swimsuit acquired, ready to bask in the shade practically the whole time. https://i.postimg.cc/zGSQRdnn/Screenshot-20260613-091839.png #meenradiabeach
I will get you water based markers.
You owe me your punishment, and here you are, a week later, unscathed.
[A looping video is uploaded. Rose is in front of a mirror. GrimDark and all. Until she begins to unravel. Inky saturation drains from her like tidewater receding from a poisoned shore, leaving something untouched underneath. That is to say, not something necessarily healed or restored, just clearer. Where there had been void-black there is now a clinical white. Uniform, immaculate, perfect. She is like porcelain that has never known warmth. Her skin is almost reflective of light. A subtle inversion to what she was moments before. She is curated. Her hair follows suit. Going from a matte white to something more reflective. Each fiber on her head is splayed about in precision. She has no frizz, no disobedience, absolutely perfect. It is a grotesque echo of the sphere she had just cracked, her bob rounded out near identically against her skull. Her eyes take a moment. Lavender dimness and a light cataract seem to dissipate. Like a soul returning to life. The color is stately, saturated, and aristocratic. She looks focused in her gaze, it tracks the viewer with intent. Her uniform, an exaggerated almost parody-level "nurse" silhouette appears to unfurl. A fitted bodice, structured to draw the eye to the waste before flaring just enough to suggest mobility rather than modesty. A short skirt, only, slightly scandalous. Lengthened to provocation, as if calibrated for indulgence. The neckline coming over the flat of her bust. She is a titillating signal. A beacon, perhaps. White dominates the outfit. A sterile type of white. Absent of marks. Precise lines guide the eye about her body. It screams as though it were designed by the Doctor himself. Save for a small lavender belt she still wears about her waist. Elbow length white gloves, tight, almost like a second skin. Her chest has a single pin upon it. An abstract shape, somehow, suggesting a vaguely medicinal adjacent, whilst also showing off her role in snuffing timelines by having lines dissipate in directions. The overall effect is unmistakeable. She is a reflection of him. Not a copy. Where he is the Pristine Host and orchestrator, she is the curatrix. She preserves, organizes, and trims excess from the system. She does not serve, she implements. The difference is whose restraint she follows. His perfection was indulgent, hers was surgical. Standing there, no longer in the abyss she has been drowned in. She does not look free. Merely resigned. Then the video simply reverses. It would end with her reverting back into her GrimDark state.]
((It's okay, Ally of Women Everywhere, Sollux Captor.))
(( Daraya typed 7 responses to this, deleted all of them and just sat at her husktop fuming at having been clocked so well
nO, It Is nOt yOU ArE nEw yEs? typIcAlly It Is A fEw jOkEs pErhAps sOmEOnE pOsts A fUnny ImAgE, Or A hUmOrOUs stOry! thIs Is A tAd mOrE IntEnsE thAn I UsUAlly sEE…
@naughtyTechnician @consequentlyOblique ngl wtf does chud even mean 2 u guys what is the definin factor in what makes u a chud i need 2 know for research purposes
I need a day to relax and enjoy life. Or, rather, I need to have some good sex. Either or. #nsfw
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((hii i will be writing an intro post for bestia soon but i wanted to post the fantroll maker appearance i made for her ok? behold my beast i hope you liek her . if this link doesnt work uuh. i blow up??)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db5f3e757d.png
(( hi guys!! wanted to let u all know that today is my birthdayyyy :] ok thats all byebye
im at the 7-11 u want anythin im already gettin u a hotdog #711 @givememyDoordash
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
related tw0 my other p0st. the 'nice' one, th0ugh worrying in 0ther respects. yes it counts f0r the tag when you kn0w its just stage 1 like i do. #massivemonday #nsfw ((Vidceour!))
watchin this dude fail at basic camp survival skills makes me sad #dashwatching
)(eeey!! 38) I was wondering if someone could )(elp me make my new God Tier outfit cuter? I )(ave some finsperation pics! Like, I kind of want it to give brown/beige y2k, you know? 38D )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/1b/d9/a0/1bd9a036ef3eabef69898e68d78da775.jpg )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/0f/14/fa0f14dfb5ab5f84e08d30db20ab4e62.jpg )(ttps://i.imgur.com/YxnL)(Mi.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/qFq-EeyS.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/Xqb8mz)(.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/RDG07jo.png
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I sea we're talking about clones tonig)(t! LOBST-ERVIOUSLY it goes wit)(out saying, but my clones and I would be best friends! W)(o would G-ET me betta t)(an me, rig)(t? 38D
Keep being adorabubble like t)(is and you mig)(t just get your c)(ance, cutiefins. 3;)
well im finally gonna let everyone know i got my ring of life an put it on so im a livin person now i mean i put it on a while ago but u know got busy anyway i took a pic when i was comin out one of the voids lol #aliveagain #beenlikethatforawhiletholmao
Oh~? Is that so? Will I need to hand crank you?
can u atleast do ur own laundry or wash ur own dishes lol
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Congratulations, Sollux, now you have a job.
I already have someone in mind for the fire department, but Chief of police is a solid choice. Thank you as always.
that said if y0u've done any h0nkermogging it is acceptable for #stackedsaturday which speaking 0f i will begin now tw0 not waste the tag. it's als0 topical but d0n't tell anyone. #nsfw ((fuckingmspaint))
You're up for consideration then.
realiizatiion my hiive ha2 no couche2... but the floor ii2 2o iinviitiing... why do II need couche2 agaiin?
Wow, t)(is place is getting more and more Beforan by t)(e nig)(t! Your -Empress is SO )(APPY to sea you all!!! <3
well ig u now know that can happen fuck me ig #nsfw
enjoy and thank you. not 2ure iif II de2erve two be anyone'2 favoriite anythiing, there ii2 a 2urprii2iing concentratiion of our2elve2 on here afte r all, and II owe a 2peciifiic handful of them for helpiing me try two fiigure 2hiit out, the lea2t II can do ii2 a22ii2t other2 when II 2ee a need.
hey @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic II have 2omethiing for you two deliiver two @giivememyDoorda2h , fre2h from an actual functiioniing taco bell II have prepared a fea2t. There'2 al2o a gallon of each flavor of Mountaiin Dew iincludiing baja bla2t they had. You may grab what you want a2 payment for gettiing iit over two them.
Speaking of lawn mowers, one which I am putting together now, for @givememyDoordash transgressions, he has been delegated to mowing the lawn.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #supportive
O)(, dear, Coolscar is rig)(t. It looks like you are in D--IR-E need of a culling! But don't worry your pretty little )(orns, we can take GR-EAT CAR-E of you. Just sit back, reelax, and let us envelop you in t)(e warmt)( of our large, caring bosom. 38)
this is the second time i havve been told this by a sollux captor i am so thrilled to receivve such praise i cannot wwait to tell the helpsman about this
Ɏ yeaa my rumblespheres aare huge whaat of it #nsfw #photo might delete laater [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/vervtit.png ] Ɏ
CLOSING STATEMENT! my business card is in pinned bye
I'm still flattered. Genuinely. Especially since I'm above Aradia.
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Pregnant with thought? With ideas? With passion? Yes.
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
🩷 - repost the cool tiddy pic :) ♠️ - eff u rox i dont wanna see ur tidbies >:( ♦️ & ♣️ - other (comment below #nsfw