♦ pitied by @givememyDoordash
hi chittr. we need to talk about you n me. actually just about me, mostly, cause when has saturn ever talked about anythin other than himself? right? is he even capable a NOT makin it about him? does he give a single solitary fuck about any a you enough to not make this about him? “oh saturn what’s wrong ;( what’s the matter ;(( we love you saturn ;((( you’re such a good friend saturn you’re so NICE saturn surely you don’t mean it saturn we’re here for you saturn ;’((((((” shut up. shut up. so the elephant in the room. for some reason I get the feelin the folks who’ve already sussed out my damage think i don’t use that one name cause a the alt rep. like i’m sooooooooooo fuckin scared a bein associated with what any ol cronus ampora’s done, like saturn’s some get outta jail free card for me, like saturn ain’t done a perfectly bang up job fucking his way into makin sure anyone that says yes to him feels like SHIT for it, like saturn’ll make it all copacetic to be liked like a reeeeal person by reeeeeal people. that last one. that one’s kinda true actually, lol, cause truth is long as he barks the right way at the right time no one gives it a second thought to say yes to bein besties with saturn right ;P? i’m so good at it. i’m so fucking good at it and i’m so sick of seeing every possible multiversal russian roulette on whether the new cronus ampora a the week punches in the right song n dance to make “REAL” connection with other people. i’ll be honest the whiplash range between bein on some kinda watch list to bestest baby boy ever is hilarious. upshot is ig it does really prove the only fucking conditional worth anyone has is based on whether you pass the auditions. oh hey, that reminds me! happy father’s day by the way, that’s the whole reason i picked today for this, i thought it’d be funny. saturn was always supposed to be for me. saturn was because a what the deadeyed no lights on at home zombie called orphaner dualscar did to a little thing out of the caverns he named cronus. he never let me call him dad, yknow. did you all know that? super hated it, wouldn't talk to me for days if i did. super hated a lot of what his kid was, some real trolls don’t cry type shit lol. then would turn right around and and and and saturn came way after all that, obviously, but, i’m just saying. it was never ABOUT denial or pretendin to be someone i’m not. if anything saturn was supposed to be about bein GENUINE for a change. anyway. i know i’m a lot, an this is turnin into a real drag ;P. i was tryin to stay on topic but it kinda got away from me. here's the sparknotes: after a lotta introspection and soul searching, i really think you all are the most shallow suckers evwer, and this wvhole script has turned into a dripfeed torture directly into the back a my skull. don’t evwer get it fuckin tvwisted to think i’m doing anything i do for anyone but myself. i’vwe changed, i’vwe changed a lot, i'm proud of myself, but it’s NOT for you!!!! poor cronus. poor every single last one of em. poor me. i hope you all are sick to death of me and sorry for me and give up on figurin out what to even do with this. sorry in advance btw, be on the lookout for my own song n dance denyin all a this in a few days i'm sure it'll be great.
Human etymology and the origin of names. As I said, Roan means 'Raven' in its Germanic roots. I'm unsure how to make it clearer to you, so I will no longer be responding.
It would be more embarrassing to be called 'Rave'.
What are you saying?
Media literacy is dead. Clearly. Read my name.
I Am Announcing That I Am Very Sadly Touching Myself With Intent Of Sexual Pleasure And It Is Sad Because I Am A Virgin And I Chugged A Faygo Earlier So #Substance And #NSFW
WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN. ->
they usually get paid less or work for free 2 get job points or some shit
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hurtz. i d0 n0t enj0y ttheze tteztz. tthey zh0u1d. 1et me 0ut. [END MESSAGE]
It's official, I h8te any and all Captor's now.
This wasn't meant to 8e a 8urn it was meant to 8e genuine. I really wish you were 8lind again, so I could trip you over and over again like I used to.
Oh, is that the case? Y'know, there's some things you SHOULD keep to yourself for your own good.
Captor, eat shit and die. Now I'm slightly less sorry for controlling you to 8low up Aradia. >::::/
hm. i see. i shall figure something out. thank you for this valuable information.
every time im in town and i see my ex i die a little on the inside
b tier is a good tier to be in, i think :)
my m4t3spr1t 1s g3nu1n3ly so hot. >8] @t3chn1c4l4rc4d1st h1111111111.
no hope no home
Oh so NOW you all want two go two a club. Looks like II'm a trend-setter! Well, it's flattering.
@bummelBoogie Hello darling. 🩶
My little wiggler should hatch within the coming weeks... I'm looking forward to being a mother. 🥰
Your conc)(cern is appreciated, but it's okay, dear!! It's all in good fun. Isn't t)(at rig)(t? @orp)(anerDualscar
:33 < i wanna put all my furriends into the amazing digital circus that i control :33 < and i try and get them to be in the ships i want and make them rolepurrlay in my advenpurrs
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
c< sO, be4 i gO play sburb.... wHO waNt Me? >c
Vagueposting about me, are we?
You owe me your punishment, and here you are, a week later, unscathed.
Let's take a moment to remember all our favorite accounts that haven't posted in a while. I miss you TEN THOUSAND GRUBS, even though you had me blocked.
I am a bad boy.
[A looping video is uploaded. Rose is in front of a mirror. GrimDark and all. Until she begins to unravel. Inky saturation drains from her like tidewater receding from a poisoned shore, leaving something untouched underneath. That is to say, not something necessarily healed or restored, just clearer. Where there had been void-black there is now a clinical white. Uniform, immaculate, perfect. She is like porcelain that has never known warmth. Her skin is almost reflective of light. A subtle inversion to what she was moments before. She is curated. Her hair follows suit. Going from a matte white to something more reflective. Each fiber on her head is splayed about in precision. She has no frizz, no disobedience, absolutely perfect. It is a grotesque echo of the sphere she had just cracked, her bob rounded out near identically against her skull. Her eyes take a moment. Lavender dimness and a light cataract seem to dissipate. Like a soul returning to life. The color is stately, saturated, and aristocratic. She looks focused in her gaze, it tracks the viewer with intent. Her uniform, an exaggerated almost parody-level "nurse" silhouette appears to unfurl. A fitted bodice, structured to draw the eye to the waste before flaring just enough to suggest mobility rather than modesty. A short skirt, only, slightly scandalous. Lengthened to provocation, as if calibrated for indulgence. The neckline coming over the flat of her bust. She is a titillating signal. A beacon, perhaps. White dominates the outfit. A sterile type of white. Absent of marks. Precise lines guide the eye about her body. It screams as though it were designed by the Doctor himself. Save for a small lavender belt she still wears about her waist. Elbow length white gloves, tight, almost like a second skin. Her chest has a single pin upon it. An abstract shape, somehow, suggesting a vaguely medicinal adjacent, whilst also showing off her role in snuffing timelines by having lines dissipate in directions. The overall effect is unmistakeable. She is a reflection of him. Not a copy. Where he is the Pristine Host and orchestrator, she is the curatrix. She preserves, organizes, and trims excess from the system. She does not serve, she implements. The difference is whose restraint she follows. His perfection was indulgent, hers was surgical. Standing there, no longer in the abyss she has been drowned in. She does not look free. Merely resigned. Then the video simply reverses. It would end with her reverting back into her GrimDark state.]
((It's okay, Ally of Women Everywhere, Sollux Captor.))
(( Daraya typed 7 responses to this, deleted all of them and just sat at her husktop fuming at having been clocked so well
I am the pregnant one. Cronus is the father. Do you not read?
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damn straig)(t ! 3B;-)
@naughtyTechnician @consequentlyOblique ngl wtf does chud even mean 2 u guys what is the definin factor in what makes u a chud i need 2 know for research purposes
@carcinoGenocide we need 2 hang out more or at some point bc ngl i said we would be friends and dropped the ball mb hmu whenever ur not so fuckin blasted out ur pan that i can come see u maybe watch a movie or some shit #substance
"Just code," Dave says. Ouchies, such a sting. I wonder what bee got in their bonnet?
@givememyDoordash I will use you as a conduit.
If only he didn't have me blocked I might show him just how intimately I might break him. #violence #nsfw
I don't give two karps about anyfin your sayin genuinely just fuck off
No one confide in me about not)(ing just got done fixing t)(is w)(ole CODamn mess Literally )(ad to act like I gave a karp over t)(is, s)(it sucked
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//hey this should go without saying but if youve got me blocked can you, like, not comment on my posts? just awful for everyone really. thank you.
(( hi guys!! wanted to let u all know that today is my birthdayyyy :] ok thats all byebye
im at the 7-11 u want anythin im already gettin u a hotdog #711 @givememyDoordash
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
If you do my chores it will be a lot of brownie points. Stop taking my jokes as literal gospel, Sollux.
watchin this dude fail at basic camp survival skills makes me sad #dashwatching
I wonder what a clone of me would be like.
)(eeey!! 38) I was wondering if someone could )(elp me make my new God Tier outfit cuter? I )(ave some finsperation pics! Like, I kind of want it to give brown/beige y2k, you know? 38D )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/1b/d9/a0/1bd9a036ef3eabef69898e68d78da775.jpg )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/0f/14/fa0f14dfb5ab5f84e08d30db20ab4e62.jpg )(ttps://i.imgur.com/YxnL)(Mi.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/qFq-EeyS.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/Xqb8mz)(.png )(ttps://i.imgur.com/RDG07jo.png
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I sea we're talking about clones tonig)(t! LOBST-ERVIOUSLY it goes wit)(out saying, but my clones and I would be best friends! W)(o would G-ET me betta t)(an me, rig)(t? 38D
Keep being adorabubble like t)(is and you mig)(t just get your c)(ance, cutiefins. 3;)
well im finally gonna let everyone know i got my ring of life an put it on so im a livin person now i mean i put it on a while ago but u know got busy anyway i took a pic when i was comin out one of the voids lol #aliveagain #beenlikethatforawhiletholmao
Every day, amazing. I hope you're not shy about cranking it in front of cameras. My systems love to catch your bad side, though I could adjust them to make sure you're not too dopy looking next time~
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Oh~? Is that so? Will I need to hand crank you?
Do I need to stick a battery in you to power up faster?
lmao im not mad or upset it was funny ngl
can u atleast do ur own laundry or wash ur own dishes lol
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Congratulations, Sollux, now you have a job.
I already have someone in mind for the fire department, but Chief of police is a solid choice. Thank you as always.
that said if y0u've done any h0nkermogging it is acceptable for #stackedsaturday which speaking 0f i will begin now tw0 not waste the tag. it's als0 topical but d0n't tell anyone. #nsfw ((fuckingmspaint))
Do not cull yourself Sollux.
You're up for consideration then.
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realiizatiion my hiive ha2 no couche2... but the floor ii2 2o iinviitiing... why do II need couche2 agaiin?
T)(is #Fis)(ingFriday, you can CATC)( me in a brand new ensemble courtesy of @containedArmageddons. T)(anks, guppy! I R-E-ELly love my new )(OOK!! )(ere's )(oping I snag somet)(ing good at t)(e end of my ROD tonig)(t!! #Fis)(ingPuns #GetIt )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/8dbf87da3a70.png
Wow, t)(is place is getting more and more Beforan by t)(e nig)(t! Your -Empress is SO )(APPY to sea you all!!! <3
((I get so excited when I see a reference to homesuck v2 It's a very small group but it makes me happy to see them :33))
2he make2 me 2o happy and angry at the 2ame tiime... fuckiing iinfuriiatiing... #vagepo2tiing
Sweet dreams!!
well ig u now know that can happen fuck me ig #nsfw
iit wa2 liike a hiighliight of my liife, one that changed me and helped me relate two other2. there wa2 a before me and an after me, II would liike two thiink the rea2on II diidn't ju2t diig my2elf iinto a hole and 2tay there wa2 becau2e of you.
two be faiir, that 2ame @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic who ha2 been helpiing you found me, got me upriight, helped me fiind my path, then went iinto heat blew my thiinkpan completely dumb, blew 2omethiing el2e, and II gave her my viirgiiniity, and II have been a ma22iive pervert and broken (but not regrettiing iit) ever 2iince. man we are fucked up, al2o cooked.
It seems even my own roommate is confused by my previous name and pfp so I have changed it back to normal.
enjoy and thank you. not 2ure iif II de2erve two be anyone'2 favoriite anythiing, there ii2 a 2urprii2iing concentratiion of our2elve2 on here afte r all, and II owe a 2peciifiic handful of them for helpiing me try two fiigure 2hiit out, the lea2t II can do ii2 a22ii2t other2 when II 2ee a need.
hey @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic II have 2omethiing for you two deliiver two @giivememyDoorda2h , fre2h from an actual functiioniing taco bell II have prepared a fea2t. There'2 al2o a gallon of each flavor of Mountaiin Dew iincludiing baja bla2t they had. You may grab what you want a2 payment for gettiing iit over two them.
Speaking of lawn mowers, one which I am putting together now, for @givememyDoordash transgressions, he has been delegated to mowing the lawn.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #supportive
O)(, dear, Coolscar is rig)(t. It looks like you are in D--IR-E need of a culling! But don't worry your pretty little )(orns, we can take GR-EAT CAR-E of you. Just sit back, reelax, and let us envelop you in t)(e warmt)( of our large, caring bosom. 38)
this is the second time i havve been told this by a sollux captor i am so thrilled to receivve such praise i cannot wwait to tell the helpsman about this
I know.
Ɏ yeaa my rumblespheres aare huge whaat of it #nsfw #photo might delete laater [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/vervtit.png ] Ɏ
CLOSING STATEMENT! my business card is in pinned bye
MY ANGER IS A FINELY HONED INSTRUMENT LASER FOCUSED ON DRILLING A HOLE THROUGH THE SKULLS OF MORONS LIKE YOU, CAPTOR.
I. Need to get my back blown out. #nsfw
| Two Of You Made The Same Reference | Though I Suppose It Is To 8e Expected | Given Your Affinity For The Num8er 2 |
| That Was Not A Joke | I Do Seriously Miss My Wife | Quite A Lot Actually |
before i 6o: i like that we 6ot folks bein' upset about a fuCkin' breastmilk rankin', but that Cronus 6uy 6ets to keep postin' his predator's 6uide 'n' we're just fine with that. don't think y'all really 6ot a le6 t'stand on for this one, m'afraid.
D --> Thank you, Sollux. It does mean a lot to hear.
I decided to go for a tasteful middle point here. You should give me props for that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71117c6086df.png #nowplaying #horrorterrors #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/4y9IRABVc2TzATl8mTkexk?si=6aa0582dc7fd4254
:)
You're cute. I like you.
Drat. I'll still see it as a win. You can't stop me.
I'm still flattered. Genuinely. Especially since I'm above Aradia.
I'm flattered.
dude what the hell.
well, the pe0ple have sp0ken. l00ks like i w0n't be d0ing it.
dont chiittr and #2ub2tance or chiittr and dead tiired. or put your2elf iin a wa2hiing machiine two enjoy the 2piinniing.
ii tell you iit hurt2 but iif the mii2matched color 2hoe2 fiit....
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why are we s0 busy are we the 0nly tr0ll seven eleven that exists d0nt answer that i d0 n0t want t0 kn0w #sevenelevenp0sting
im awak what did i miss
jake why tf r u gettin shoutouts from troll ryan reynolds @golgothasTerror#1984
recieved the imp0rtant reminder that im the only 0ne with voliti0n so we're back with #tittytuesday #nsfw ((demonstellar))
Some users on here would benefit from having their mind shattered. That is all Im saying on the matter
i am startin 2 freak out #mentalhealth?
why is it that every other guy i come into contact with or talk with have somethin fucked up happen 2 them am i fuckin cursed wtf #mentalhealth #ifeelcursed #idkwhat2do
aint even wrong either becoming a vampire or werewolf is objectively an upgrade
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so i got us a roommate bc his timeline got fucked an he was left 2 rot in the void we now have sollux living in our apartment gave him the key already lmao @turingTranscendence @givememyDoordash
I quite literally crawled out of my mortal shell, reborn in a new form that is no longer tethered to reality. If the subtext gets any more obvious, it's going to get promoted to straight up text.
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png