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as for my healthy diet im eatin green chalks only now.
Every day I wake up against my will and make it everyone else's problem.
thats a banana.
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banana.
3833 < *cc creates a perfectly identical clone of )(erself* 3833 < t)(is is Fefeta 2 3833 < s)(e's a bomb
For the record, also ain't doin' my land quest. Not opposed to it, just lazy.
*can't wait t* c*llect pride flag badges like fiduspawn cards. g*tta snatch 'em all, prince bitch idi*t*
Hmm. I wonder if that big chitt above has answers to this question.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
I still wear my cat pajamas till this day, It's lame but I really like it.
They see me rolling, they hating.
This is why love sucks and you should always stay single.
Not really, It's how each individual act around. Now, you might say "Jasper, that's how social medias work. " It's just that each has It's unique charm, If one can be truly honest. I grew more used to the Lusii instead, but trolls are interesting too.
you evver do the wworst possible thing evver and then just... block it out so you can continue to function? like wwoww i wwas so terrible i had to force myself to forget that thin just to cope.
a creampie an hour keeps idk bad thots away? #nsfw
Well, of course! 8ut c'mon, if you had a mechanical prosthetics, wouldn't YOU want to 8e a8le to go "I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZARRRRRRRR" and remove the entire area where you opps may 8e?
“Go outside” being thrown around all willy nilly as a retort nowadays is great because its completely ineffective when directed at me. You gotta drag me back indoors most of the time!
#notallpeople
Q109: "[ ... Why 4re you grey now?? Where did the the red 4pple 4nd everythin9 9o?? ]" A109: ...first of all you might be colourblind, the apple was green. second of all, no idea. happen's when im away from the place i live for at least a few hour's. skin and profile both turn grey. - Q110: "Favorite food?" A110: pie's of pretty much any kind (except mud), and chocolate. #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6
excited to announce i am un-hydrating myself. they are draining all liquid from my body soon.
arouuuf
arff
[cesarianAqueduct exploded.]
HORRORT3RROR DR4GON? TH4T W4S 4N OPT1ON?
Youre incriminating yourself here davey. The replies dont seem to be in your favor.
i havve discovvered being covvered in purrbeastts is greatt for falling asleep and also for being really uncomforttable when you wake up
I never said you cant. Vague away! Im just making an observation over here.
Aight, FUCK all you 8roke ass 8itches! I finally did what you all wanted, you wanted me to prove my drip? I gotchu, jit. Fuck around and find out, pussy-8oi. Even my fucken glock got ice on it, and every fit I own is worth more than your entire ancestrial tree. KA-CHING!!!!!!!! (( This drawing was made 8y a great friend of mine! Her Insta is @nyratz360 if anyone is interested, and she does commissions too! Please give her work a check out, she even makes some sick music. I can't thank her enough for 8ringing Dripska to life. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26088c43acd3.jpg
>+. I DON'T GO TO PUBLIC EVENTS BECAUSE. DON'T WANNA .+<
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c< a Mix, Or Mixup, is wHeN yOu try aNd slip past sOMeONe's guard usiNg a type Of MOve tHat tHeyre uNprepared 4 typically HigH/LOw, Left/RigHt Or StriKe/THrOw! if yOu waNt MOre iNfO, yOu caN use tHe liNK belOw 2 gO 2 tHe figHtiNg gaMe glOssary! Https://glOssary.iNfil.Net/?t=Mixup yes iM a figHtiNg gaMe Nerd >c
What do you mean one of the Harleys stole a moon
i knew it i should stop trying to sleep immediately forever until the end of time i always knew it was a scam designed to steal time away from you and wasnt actually useful or necessary for your health and well being thanks for opening my eyes literally
sleep is not normmmmal to wwwwant and immmmpossible to achieve btwwww. just thought you should knowwww
She's my lusus so I've always just called her MantaMama B) I'll tell her you said hi in realspace!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
yeah thats right youd better tremble before my newfound literary prowess you cant hide anything from these orbs anymore
okay you guys im armed and dangerous i can read anything anybody posts now look out im coming for you and im reading what youre typing be afraid
i c△nt see the end of the horizon- H△TSUNE MIKU?!~♡
i dont have any advice and if i did it probably wouldnt be great advice but i think your giant ray is really cool
I GET THAT >8/ I OFTEN WISH I WASS BORN ASS A DRAGONESSSS DESSTINED FOR GREAT POWER AND INCREDIB/E MIGHT >83 MY /IFE ASS IT ISS ISSNT SSO BAD THOUGH >8/
၄⋆၃ being hatxhed is born :( i was born in a way in a really gross fuxked up eggy way
>"born" youre already being corrupted lol
man i always forget how fun it is to be mean!
May8e draw some eye8rows on yourself so we could all tell? Also, fuck you! Hope your time IS worse than mine! >::::T
the pink moon. its mine now!
hey @thegoodScratchdoctor im taking the pink moon and you cant stop me >:)
i should be able to crack the bones in my wings like glowsticks as a stretch
I AM GLAD YOU "GET IT". I DON'T HAVE THUMBS, BUT I AM RETURNING THE GESTURE IN SPIRIT. -YALDABAOTH
c< well, yeaH! but alsO, liKe.... it was really well Made, 2!!!! it was sO OrNate! aNd really well taKeN care Of, 2!!!! >c
c< ....ya KNOw wHat? wHeN sHe Had tHat axe 2 My Head, i wasNt really tHiNKiNg abOut beiNg beHeaded Or NOtHiN.... i was just KiNda MarveliNg at tHe MaKe Of tHe axe, tHat sHit was KiNda fucKeN awesOMe! #viOleNce? i dONt KNOw wHat 2 tag tHis???? #uH #uHHHHHHH >c
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... wou|d that be something you cou|d do? to be c|ear, this isn't me asking someone to take them - this is hypothetica|
Whistles innocently
alway's love when shit like this happen's on the feed #dashwatching
+ hello ravi + - thank you ravi - + we have been instructed to eat something else + - shall we add finding cheese to our list of tasks? - + we can find cheese after we eat + - we can find it -
+ it is nice to meet you tg + - thank you terrogon -
Wait until you get on charcoal. Phew!
《>4h, ¡m @l₩@ys l¡stə ^¡^g tø mvs¡c, hə l/?s mə {<øcvs<》
☆ i dont know if this computer has a webcam or not... and i cant see a phone anywhere, but i can try ★
ok great thiþ iþ definitely going to go well uhh >initiate program
USER @indolentCapacitator input: Y RECALIBRATING. . . Audio OK Video OK Mechanics OK CALIBRATION COMPLETE PRIMARY SETTINGS UPDATED ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
It is exciting. I am excited. It is new. New is new.
Connection has been established. Access to the greater internet has been granted.
You act like enjoying a post is a legally binding contract. Ive been enjoying them the way one enjoys a particularly confident weather forecast. Entertaining yes. Bold certainly. But usually inaccurate.
bard means passive destroyer of or passive destroyer through your aspect and considering the only other bard of rage i know of, defo a fellow sylph plus it feels more fitting
what the fuck is charlie brown.
၄⋆၃ snas
snas.
draw someone who replies
၄⋆၃ peanut sans question mark
someone give me a idea of what to draw. quickly. i have the creativity of a peanut. wait. i could draw a peanut.
၄⋆၃ holy shit i didnt realize you were saying axtual words until i unquirked this uh yeah no hi i dont think ive seen you either :)
dont reely know dont care what yaoi is but heres my top dawg @cryhoundColortura
I think I'd be ★ dr★gon/d★rk type :thinking:
(( Hello! This is an OOC post dedicated for essentially an update to those I'm engaged in roleplay with, and of course in general. I am back in the full swing of things! Aka, I shall finally start responding to the many people I've been engaged in roleplay with. I do apologize for the wait, it's been really stressful and hectic on my end, and it has been extremely tiring and demotivating for writing to say the least. In other news? I shall soon have an actual photo drawn up of Dudeska himself soon so I'll actually have a proper reference, and you all shall see him in his full glory! I was even thinking of starting a funky 1 day groupchat for some 88 follower special or whatever the fuck. But anywho! I shall get to responding to everyone, and to those that wish to wanna roleplay with this asshole, simply shoot a DM or whatever you wish. — Raid
They Say They Do Yes, But It Is A Mixed Opinion. No One Actually Knows That For Certain.
༻𐫱༺ It'ss for air filtration🌻 Sssome placess 𝒽ave awful pollution🌻 ༻𐫱༺
[MM] is now Offline Reason: women.... pretty women....
But No We Do Things Differently Here. there Are Lines And There Are Houses. you Don’t Need An Explanation On What A Line Is Surely But With Houses. When You Grow You Eventually Moult And Gain Features Of Your House. Like How I Am A Dragon. You Are Than Forced To Live Together. there’s That Deer Guy Who Has Like Antler Like Horns And A Tail And Than The Flower Family And They Got Like Vine Tattoos I Guess? I Have Never Cared Much About Them.
id fuckin hope so at my age
Q: "arent you supposed to be a nice vversion a eridan?" A: im not supposed to be anything though i wwill accept some superiority ovver the feckless loser eridans wwith moral backbones as wweak as their jawwlines honestly i dont really care wwhat they believve in but believvin in nothin is the wworst thing you could do and honestly most a the other mes ivve observved here havve convvictions made a wwet tissue paper bendin towwards wwhatevver wwill givve them a meaninless temporary vvictory so if you wwanna consider me anything then consider me the most deliberate and self-disciplined eridan
၄⋆၃ you know what i forgot to mention about my universe the emperors dirext desxendant and the future heir to the alternian throne is a fuxking influenxer you know the worlds fuxked when the future emperor dexided hes just going to mess around posting mirror selfies dot dot dot #thexennoxfiles
Goodlig)(t, dearies. Don't let t)(e )(orrorterrors bite. (T)(is is a joke. Obviously you can't stop t)(em.)
Just know, I'm clapping my )(ands. 38O
:o) The universe is vast, isn't it? :o) An unfathomable litany of possibilities :o) There is nothing that, without the right guidance, cannot come to pass :o) Small issues in one place, may become large and unable to be ignored in another :o) A villain in one troll's story is a hero in another. :o) It's just...unfortunate that... most of these 'endless possibilities' are SO GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' STUPID.
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🔎 On a long... stakeout today. 🔎 For those concerned... yes, I do have food in my buggy. 🔎 Black coffee and... a sandwich for breakfast.
🔎 Going to have a lot of... time to kill today. 🔎 Keeping a keen eye on here... to pass the time. 🔎 I'd appreciate it if you could... behave.
One Hundred Feet Isn’t That Big For A Dragon Truly, someone In My House, His Dragon Is About Roughly One Hundred And Thirty Feet? it Is An Estimate, No One Has Actually Checked These Details.
(( Aerion Meleys. One born to rule supposedly, it was nothing that he really was interested in but he had no say in the matter but at least he gets a dragon for his troubles art by seraphicveins )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/87876447_TJHYA1niWt5YLKB.png #Aerionpicpost
(( I got a wip of art I commissioned of Aerion and he is so PRETTY.))
I’m a łittłe tørn øn humans. Whiłe I dø find their łives, søcieties, and pøtentiał very fascinating, sømetimes I see them øn Chittr (a site made før trøłłs (by a trøłł)) acting… in an unsavøry manner, tø be pøłite, and have tø wønder høw much møney they’re słiding the staff under the tabłe tø be here.
Tell Say More. I Love Hearing About When Trolls In Power Actively Suck.
yEAH JUST, yOU HAVE TO DO IT QUICK, tRUST ME WHEN i SAY, yOU DO NOT WANT TO KISS A CORPSE, aND HAVE THEM, sTAY A CORPSE, tALK ABOUT AWKWARD,
whack. h1lar1ous name for 1t though
၄⋆၃ you may be asking "xennox question mark who the hell is the listless question mark you keep mentioning him and i think youre fuxking insane" and to that i respond dot dot dot he is the xurrent emperor of my fuxked up version of alternia i do not believe he exists in any other fuxking universe and it pisses me off bexause no one else understands when i talk about just how fuxking inxompetent he is and i truly wonder if he gets off on being the worst ruler alternias ever fuxking seen the pompous asshole barely even does his damn job dot dot dot he fuxking passes off his duties to the high bloods hes "elexted as his xourt" and then just sits in his massive fuxking xastle fiddlefarting around or some xrap hes a major fuxking tool in my own humble opinion drones being sent to nuke my hive as we speak (if he xared enough to do anything i mean :P) https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/theListless.png #alttimeline #thexennoxfiles #paradoxspaxe
Let it be known: The Commune of Zapati is a fake name.
you are going to get people killed
Oh I. Wouldn't have ꫂ❁osted this. ❣︎
"LIFE IN THE COMMUNE" Within rural Alternia lies the hidden Commune of Zapati. Life within the commune is self-sufficient, and sustained through its own farms, hivesteads and workshops. Everything, from the hoe, to the sickle, to the rifles and bullets are locally maintained, minimizing all dependency on the oppressive Imperial government, the Hemospectrum, and the highbloods who maintain these systems. Zapati's neighborhoods are not devided by caste, rather, they are organized into cell-based respriteblocks. These are modular living clusters designed for unity, efficiency within the commune and cooperation between trolls, rather then birth right. Within these blocks, trolls of all blood colors live side by side, together as one. Roles are assigned by skill. Demographically, the commune is young, and mixed. Many residents are fugitives, runaways or ideological enemies of the Royal government. Because of the equal opportunities presented in Zapati, many of the residents are lowblooded or off-spectrum individuals, while there is some mid-highblood defectors in the mix, in which they are welcomed with open arms. All are expected of the same work, and conditions. Zapati shines as a beacon of freedom, true equality, and a future that is destined. - 12 NULLS.
ever7one gets an extra life! those with two dreamselves might have two?
✨🍭🕷️ 1000% a me problem for what it's worth 🕷️🍭✨
u drink enough u get p good at ths shit lol #substance
✨🍭🕷️ I look at everything through a layer of hair so I kinda thought that was lois griffin for a second 🕷️🍭✨
@neonAllnight i got 1 done 4 u 2
getting all sorts of art tonight! thanks a ton!
@bummelBoogie drunk doodle of u #substance
Nothing is more precious than freedom and independence.
isn't that the pound?
They should make a container to keep Caspers in.
3> I finally played a song without the string breaking and cutting my finger open. <3
( Personally having the "best " time of my life, drawing with cryons tool. )
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
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just drew thiS. i am such a talentless fucking chuD. might have t give up arT. sigH.
:33 < remempurr what doesn't kill mew makes mew stronger :33 < so k33p going so mewr strong enough fur me to have a challenge when i hunt mew!!
nEvErmind. s0mE0nE c0mE t0 m7 hivE 4nd hit mE 0n thE hE4d with 4 c0mic4ll7 l4rgE h4mmEr i will p47 70u
Ive been on tghi$ $ite for a few day$ and i already know it$ xennox #extremelyfuckingobviou$po$ting
love is in the air? wrong crow attack 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
((Nm I got it. Just needed to give it a moment.))
Unfortunate. Perhaps you should discuss game expectations with your dungeon master.
:33 < purrhaps mewr dm just fucking sucked lmao
Imagine my disappointment when the game colloquially known as dungeons and dragons did not in fact feature any dragons and very little dungeons.
i mean i'd be fine avoiding it i guess! i still use my rifle on occasion so i can just do that!
:33 < oh, i do!! x33 < i was really drawn to her when i furst start studying the old deities of the wilds :33 < um, i f33l a little silly to say this, but she was the reason why i decided to pick up archery in the furst place!!
:33 < oh and the kitty cat gods, of course!!
:33 < ive b33n reading about all sorts of gods of the old earth lately!! x33 < purrhaps my favorite part is learning about the ones who watched over both hunters and animals
Seeing a guy fr9m a game I was playing YESTERDAY 9n this site is wild. Surreal even. #vaguep9sting(ish)
okay! i can try that!!! :)
i'm not allowed to do a genocide though! :)
never better!
▲actually I'm gonna say that again but louder▼ ▲▲▲If you livechit your death for sympathy points knowing you'll come back and not caringbout the effect it has on everyone you can go fuck yourself▼▼▼ ▲▲block me if you want but it's selfish as fuck▼▼ ▲▲some people here love you▼▼ #cw-death
>:33 < *the huntress is always lurking, always on the lookout fur new #chittrships to add to her charts* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/779db63b25dc.png
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Found... #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
((At least one. That black squiggly badge you may have already seen
I think if s0mething is h0t its just h0t. Gender is irrelevant. If s0mething is bad its just bad. Gender is irrelevant.
B33 < ok i didnt expect chittr to be so down with my strange breakfast takes BX33 < ch33rs to you all??
#chittrships? Why am I 9ddly curi9us? Y9u kn9w what? Hit me. Wh9 d9 y9u see me with
7h1r7y f1v3 7h0u54nd kul7 4nd 1’ll 937 D1rk 70 w34r 7h3 833 dr355 n3x7 l0l.
:33 < *ac spiritually steals a bite of your hotbarkbeast*
Good luck finding a therapist in paradox.
( Chittr mental wellness polycule 😳... )<
"forbidden love"
Heres a chittr ship. All of you x therapy. Suggestions for names?
You got it! Terrorgon it is. You can call me jake if that wasnt evident already.
>>| .if .i could .and .i don't know .if .it's verified, but .i pale-ship @naughtytechnician .and @consequentlyoblique. perhaps most .interesting diamond .i may .ever seen .in here .on chittr. #chittrships #shipping #romance #pale
No one can pay my shipping fee. Also I will chew my way out of the box.
:33 < i suppose i would also ship myself with siffrin too for the whole deal :33 < nepeta x siffrin :33 < nepeta x loop x siffrin
Don't ship me with anyone =)
:33 < purrsonally i selfship with loop :33c :33 < nepeta x loop
:33 < shipping other people is all fun :33 < but what about mewr #selfships?
1 d0 ‘5h1p’ my53lf w17h my 4c7u4l r3l4710n5h1p5 7h0 l1k3 R0773n, Kurl0z 4nd D1rk l0l.
--- |I don't know what #chittrships is and I don't have the time to ask I don't think because I think they're coming in now oh I hope it's food I really hope it's food and not something else please can it be food I'm so hungry oh thank f*ck I can see the nutrition paste| _____
yeah no shit. im not bein shipped with anyone. i can predict it. #chittrships
actually has happened a few times so that c0unts imo.
:33 < hmmm... :33 < mewrself :33c :33 < sollux x sollux
^^*the WilY fox sighs and mopes aWaY With a little bundle on a stick.*^^
:33 < um x33 < i dont really know you well enough to ship you!!
^^oh! do me, do me! #chittrships^^
O~ Apparently #chittrShipS iS a trending tag currently. I would like to vote for my own Ship, the Nembrotha II. It iS not the beSt Ship in the fleet by any meaSurable StatiStic, however it iS relevant for the bit. ~O
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ 0_0 U_u 0_0 U_u 0_0
out of everyone. wouldnt expect you on this.
:33 < *ac drags in this ship like a cat proudly presenting its latest kill* x33 < the furst of many #chittrships posts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d1e57438969.png
i should bite all eridans power cables. then were gonna be all happy.
Y0ure all 0bsessed with eridans s0 n0ne 0f y0u are all0wed t0 judge me ever again
Sight beam. Am I d⦶ing this c⦶rrectly?
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Sh⭑uld ⚕ St⭑p Lurk⚕ng 𝑨nd 𝑨ctu𝒶lly P⭑st 𝑨nd Reply T⭑ ☆ther P⭑sts??? Hmmm....
#erichuds is all im sayin
Youre welcome bro! And nice handle by the way hehe.
If I had a nickel for each instance of future versions of kids of people I'm vaguely aware of showing up I'd have two nickels, it's weird the non paradox version happened first.
I wwonder the same thing sometimes.
They're All Unemployed
Do any of these other Eridans evven havve a job? I wwonder...
IIf you haate women sso much jusst daate men lmaaooo #diirectposstiing
hi!
Ignore The Eridans Completely How About We Assemble All Lesbians Here
(( if i only could see descs of badges on phone, i wanna know what's that new survived badge :(
we need another war 2 get rid of em
I haven't even said beam morning yet
>--D=Hemospectrum=respecting=beam=haha=:P//<
ok. bitin power cables does knock you out. #rubyadventures
Yeah cause y0ure s0 subtle y0u really blend in
:33 < women wanna fuck women :33 < source: im a women
:33 < if only they were gr33n and women instead
Mate. What th' fuck arre ya on about?
-=[thheres only 60 issh users online rn becaause i ate everybody else :-)_☺]=-
you know i recall when someone tried to explain the term of timelines to me (still not acknowledging those by the way) those are literally just alternative realities why is there more than one term for alternative realities jeez,inhabitants always try their hardest to make things slightly complicated )(oωo)(
(¬‿¬ ) Maybe try having more hobbies then? ♫ (¬‿¬ ) Being more interesting? ♫ (¬‿¬ ) KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ♫
They Are A Very Miserable Lot, It Might Be An Improvement To Their Mental Health To Lose Their Heads.
(( LIL SKETCH OF THIS CUTIE THAT'S NOW HIS PFP :3 https://i.ibb.co/PZD4SRjJ/image.png ))
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Σ-∊♱ⴵ! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ |⟨-∊-∊p fΩrg-∊♱♱Ɨng ♱ⴵ-∊ vȺΣ♱n-∊ΣΣ Ωf ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎ȺpȺbƗlƗ♱Ɨ-∊Σ Ωf 屮ⴵȺ♱ Ɨ♱ m-∊ȺnΣ ♱Ω b-∊ Ⱥn ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ωf dΩΩm, Ɨ'm Ⱥ lƗvƗng, br-∊Ⱥ♱ⴵƗng /rul-∊Σ ☪︎Ⱥrd./ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
bars #notafraidofbeingfat #butdefsafraidofbeingpregnant
#thecollection
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I don't know w}{y you guys }{umor tαlking to trolls w}{o cleαrly αren't going to c}{αnge t}{eir wαys. Λlterniα reinforces t}{eir be}{αviors; t}{ey're not going to c}{αnge becαuse you αrgue wit}{ t}{em online. Sαve your peαce. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
Oh, we're npc's in a game now? Cool! If you want the true good ending, you have to beat my secret boss level that can only be unlocked if you save 9999 timelines from doom, no hits, no healing items, no god tier ♥︎ Then my battle is having to beat genocide sans twice no hits :]
For my non-mutals... I'm killing you for your loot and experience.
:33 < hewwo!! i'm npc nepawta!!! :33 < to unlock the good/true ending of the game mew must collect all 9999 of my kitty emeralds scattered across the map!!! :33 < each puzzle can take multiple meowrs to do!! :33 < and completing one puzzle gives mew one kitty emerald!!
they.are.innocent.release.them
what does the purr-y have to say?
he did nothin wrong officr he smoll
:33 < no, next in line purrlease
One sec, lemme fix that.
i should really be chitting more ah well (|:p anyways hope people are having and ok kinda day or an alright kinda night!!! and if ur not ........ You better start having one :)
I liked it B)⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
:33< ... :??< why water
:33 < *holds up a gun* this is a ropurry give me mewr money
:33 < who is it who is it who is it who is it :33 < i n33d to knyow its killing me, i n33d the canon ship rose
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP TO SAY ABOUT INNOCENT GUTTERBLOODS SUCH AS MYSELF. CAN WE GET THREE TO FIVE KANKRIS IN HERE. TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. AT GREAT LENGTH. WHY YOU CAN’T TALK LIKE THAT. PINK BABY.
>:33 < *ac bares her furry sharp fangs and hisses real loud in response!!!*
Don't Forget, I'm With You In The Dark
oh, well, that's kinda mean. i am proud of my number getting bigger, though!
wow, my kull and kult are already past 1k! what does that mean?
Not sure! Bragging rights i think? Something something number go up competition or something such.
explodes pancakes with MIND!
All these years later, Stacy's mom still has got it going on.
How Do You All Feel Today?
[NOT QUITE BUT $OMETHING LIKE THAT YEAH]
:33 < some trolls s33 insults without a purrpose as a big waste of time and energy x33 < which usually leads them to assume any necative attention comes bathed in pitch undertones x33 < its a really silly logic in my opinion, but it happaws x33
"SORRY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF RUNNING AWAY, SOPHIE. NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO PROTECT. IT'S YOU." TO MY FELLOW #ABCC CINEMANIACS WHO JOINED ME LAST LIGHT FOR HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, A SINCERE, BLEEDING "THANK YOU" FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY DRIPPING, COAGULATING PUSHER. I, TOO, HAVE SOMETHING TO PROTECT, ONCE AGAIN. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
alright. hes already with a lot of marks but. will do.
:33 < playing games together is always an easy and fun option :33 x33 < but biting him also works!!
DAY 0NE 0F PUTTING P0PC0RN KERNELS INT0 LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN THE D00R 0N SCRATCH'S SPACE HEATER
I had quite the dream last night!
꒰𓇼 𖦹k w𖦹a 𖦹ne at a time haha #j𖦹ke 𓇼꒱
sprites don’t need to eat. dreamselves are a “it depends”. dreamselves that get kissrevived do need to eat like normal
꒰𓇼 S𖦹 ☾h if any men want t𖦹 like h𖦹𖦹k ☾p 𖦹r s𖦹mething ☾h my dms ar e are 𖦹pen 𖦹k im new t𖦹 this 𖦹k 𓇼꒱
:33 < h33h33 yes thank mew :33
:33 < hey backwards quirk guy @glaringthiefterror :33 < try and spell backwards so mewr quirk makes it look forward
꒰𓇼 I AM NOT DOING THAT ISNT THRE LIKE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS 𓇼꒱
+[U] NOTE:-KIDNAPPING-PEOPLE-IS-TYPICALLY-FROWNED-UPON,-AND-BEING-MOE-AND-NICIES-ABOUT-IT-WON'T-ALWAYS-GET-YOU-A-PARTNER.
Literally AND figuratively!(*>▽0)/★*☆♪
Uhhhh something something, physical metaphor and reminder that as an avatar of duality i need to hole equal parts of light n dark—iunno man, universe thought it was funny I guess And yeah they were def pretty unwieldy when I first got em, but after a few years you learn how to hold em. Just focus on doing your stretches, look up flight tutorials and be careful when landing from tall heights! You'll get the hang of it ecentually ♥︎
Dirk seriously what the hell are you on about.
#poolposting
Oh yeah, haven't done one of these in a while, gym check! https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_1706.png Feels good to have my wings out again, had to have one of em in a sling for a while (￣^￣;
𓂃ֶָ֢ HWEHWEHWE CHITTR YOU DONWE BROKWEDWED HIM.ᐟ @NOTORIGINALWENOUGH HTTPS://FILWES.CATBOX.MOWE/HR7HIG.PNG
I hOpE I Am gOIng thE rIght wAy https://cdn.ImgchEst.cOm/fIlEs/7135463A8cAb.png
I finde this sudden, turn-around, as it were-eth, on puzzles to be. Welle. Puzzlinge. But, as the Duke of such, I wille not complaine, and will simply nod approvingly, as is so rare of myself to do-eth. Mine subjects truly suck much ass, sometimese.
i am HuNgrier tHaN a mOtHerfucKer. a flavOr disc sOuNds really gOOd abOut NOw. He-HONK!
its like a hivemind.
why is it almost always the violets that are like this. is there something in alternia's ocean water?
something something pissblood something something oh im so better something something if i wanted to be more accurate i would hemofake as a violet and add extra w's and v'ws to my v's and w's if i really want to be preformative.
i agree with your sentiment, but there are people who would legitimately stab you simply for the sake of the sake of the bit.
are we talking about casteism? it's fake you know. like. entirely. i could pretend to be whatever land caste i want. what are you gonna do? stab me? lol.
c< yOu gOt wObbledOgs up tHere? Hell yeaH! >c
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Raagebaaiitiing hiighbloodss (#tw-hiighbloodss-mentiion) iiss sso fun "Oh but you'll get culled" been doiing thiiss for ssweepss btw II'm sstiill aaliive becaausse they r sscaared of me they know they caant messss wiith me
>--D=For=future=reference=bootlicking=is=an=entirely=platonic=sign=of=respect=and=submission=to=our=glorious=hemospectrum=not=a=sexual=or=flushed=or=pitch=act=so=while=I=will=perform=it=for=any=highblood=who=asks=if=you=are=yellow=or=below=on=the=hemospectrum=it=would=be=a=purely=romantic=act=and=therefore=would=require=a=deeper=relationship=beforehand=just=clarifying=things=haha=:P=#nsfw=#hemoism//<
Nothing Lasts Forever Unless You Make It
the only good thing about highbloods is their fat wallets ~
#I LIKE ALTERNATE SELVES (:B
Hello EVERYONE you'll NEVER guess who just FINISHED a several hour long WORKOUT.
<<"oh there was an outage?">>
<<"damn, these are some of the lowest user numbers i've seen in a while">>
No iim ssiittiing on the floor of my block ssewiing ssome paatchess on aa jaacket
holy SHIT I feel so GOOD!
Drop the coords.
I will literally hunt you down across the multiverse and delete you.
Haha made yoou looook (steals yoour wallet) soo loong sucker
Pussy
They are afraid oof yoou moore than yoou are afraid oof them
HORR1BL3 TH1NG TO B3 L1T3R4T3 FOR. WH4T TH3 FUCK.
Horny posting hour has officially gone too far. He just told me he likes people with peanut allergies because "they can make it tighter." I am reporting this to chittr. To the authorities. To god. He is blocked and reported and i am his exes.
What if I told you that he is. He runs a strict program up in there.
Actually no he'd probably just disband and delete the entire server the first time somebody crossed him.
Moirail ft. Uyuni Salt Flats. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/nerdd.png
9kay i'm n9rmal n9w
Satyrs....0///0
Thinking a69ut that Satyr. H9w did he manage t9 make me s9 flustered. Was he flirting with me? If s9 then. 9hmyg9gitw9rkedwayt99well #vaguep9sting (ish)? I d9n't kn9w if this c9unts 6ut i'm tagging incase it d9es?
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YOU 4R3 1F YOU B3L13V3 YOU 4R3!!!
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