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lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
hey sorry about this but i just put your mom on the #morningafter tag #nsfw
[a phone recorded video, a little over four minutes long, of what looks like a dave in kamina shades wielding a katana. hes flashstepping around, cutting fruits, vegetables, pots, pans, and the occasional smuppet in half as theyre launched out of a modified clay pigeon thrower. his expression, whenever visible, is stoic, but his battle cries are loud and violent. eventually the objects stop firing at him and hes left with a mess on the floor. in what almost looks like a cut in the footage the mess disappears. the dave floats over to his phone and ends the recording.]
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
see. now we're on the same page.
what. dave's my little man. we're specifically talking about my son.
@glissadingGladiator IT FUCKING WORKED!!!!!!!!
but we're talking about my son here.
rare baking moment but i've got brownies in the oven. it smells really nice.
yeah, when dave was a baby, cute as fuck little guy.
u should stop givin him beer thx
OKAY NO NO I WILL MAKE THE BEE MOVIE BANNER A REALITY GIVE ME LIKE TWO MINUTES
Not sure if this is fortunate or unfortunate, but I haven't explored that area of robotics just yet. Maybe sometime in the future.
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Today's lunch is another cheesecake, paired with a nice chicken sandwich with cheddar, shredded lettuce, fresh ground pepper and paprika, with a side of fries and deviled eggs.