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still have that with y0ur whole g0dly setup?
꒰ঌ These people all in lo\/e on my feed are pissing me OFF! ໒꒱
D--> .....I have a proposition that is more than a little embarrassing which I would like to share with you...if I had your permission.
D--> Oh, I qssume you have not played Sgrub in your timeline then.
D--> Well I wouldn't cann giving him new legs saving him necessarily but I suppose they did make his final moments alive on the meteor happier.
6ood! hope it Clears up entirely soon, ma'am. Can't have someone kind as ya feelin' rotten!
D--> You may add, it is highly appreciated that you do. I personally never admitted my admiration for your anatomical knowledge, the skill with which you performed Tavros's surgery likely saved his life.
D--> I am...ruminating over what you could possibly mean by that but thank you. It is true, and I have no doubts all our other friends would acknowledge the fact you were always the most fashionable of the group.
(≧ω≦) < PURRTY MUCH VERY VERY MUCH YES!!!!!!!!! I MIGHT OR PURRHAPS MIGHT BE SUGGESTING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! WHO KNOWS????????? 33333333!!!!!!!!! #SUGGESTIVE
(=^・ω・^=) < ITS PURRTY EASY TO SOLVE SUCH A PURROBLEM!!!!!!!!!
D--> I am shocked that is the case. You have always been a beautiful specimen of the already beautiful jadeb100d caste I figured you would never e%perience issues finding willing pail mates.
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fucked. you deserve better
how do you not have game!?
g0t two be m0re goal 0riented i suppose
I am currently not at li8erty to leave a reply.
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]
i juust woke up i’ll probably go back to sleepsoon what the fuckb
tired, if'm honest ma'am. tired of just everythin' these last few ni6hts. hope ya ain't doin' bad yerself, at least. that'd be enou6h to keep me 6oin'. u◡u
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that makes one of us
Oh thE cUrtAIns Of hEr hIvE? I wIll gIvE It An AttEmpt! thAnk yOU fOr yOUr AssIstAncE frIEnd kAnAyA!
NO, HE ISN'T. IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE *HIM* HIM.
1 COULD T4K3 3V3RY WOM4N ON TH1S S1T3 ONG #SUGG3ST1V3...? #1DKTH13COULDCO31TH3RW4Y
It tis the day of Yuri
thbnkyou
ill mark it f0r the course bef0re the frozen dairy
seadweller scran https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4976938e8b43.jpg
im sure y0u bore the burden with steel and p0ise. i could make time f0r a spo0nful if youre 0ffering. i may have addicted my other friend kn tw0 a game that's part janitor simulat0r part cosmic h0rror and have sadly lost her c0mpany awhile.
Ah, you warm an old man’s bloodpusher! Thank you, my friend. With such kindness surrounding me, it is no wonder I recovered swiftly.
who was your fumble i cant imagine you fumbling anyone youre too fucking cool Bovril. #ad #sponsored
yeah thats why y0u eat them first
to be honest im still in love with jade and i feel so bad for walking on her way back then but its too late to do shit about fuck now so i guess i just gotta live it out forever and watch as she is happily married to the me that everyone likes and who doesnt have weird bird junk and who gets to be happy generally speaking because hey fuck me am i right. like i love june but were <>ways you know? were girlbros. This post is sponsored by eHarmony.grub! Sign up now to meet the love of your life! #ad #sponsored
good morning kanaya!
D --> Perhaps, though it is less musically similar than the theme of mourning and nostalgia for a place and people that once was home and no longer is D --> It is a bit more upbeat though D --> If you wished for something that was carries more of the emotional weight I might suggest something like Jacques Brel's Ne Me Quitte Pas D --> Assuming that you can withstand the French
D --> Thank you D --> It is act001y a bit more modern than I typically listen to D --> But it reminded me thematically of songs such as How Are THings In Glocca Mora but with the more pining notes of a chanson song D --> Which is to say I took a liking to it immediately
thanks mommy
sorry i aint been around much, i knowv howv much you guys mustvwe been missin me ;)
ive been known to have a slick tongue as much as im known to say some wild shit with it glad you feel so assured around me though
✝+ I have one picture that is literally just my shoes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af08ed9a4248.png +✝
aight good i gotta make sure momma maryams okay
damn straight you better be are you alright though
youre not even wrong yeah fuck it ill think of something or leave it up to democracy and set up a poll
when i hit 6900 kult score what the fuck should i do i feel like it should be something big all i can offer are funny sticks from the woods and art of dubious quality though
I meant whore fuck.
youre turning them into microcelebrities
c0uld do what the ten th0usand of them d0 and go by am0unt. everyone giving their 0ffspring unlimited internet access these days smh.
haha h*ll yeah, a1n't gotta tell me tw1ce, doll };) 🫡
i dont think anything could of happened. i cant get deader than i already am. i think
slenderman happened
you knowv i think ill stay out of forests for a bit. that ending vwas... unexpected and really fucking shocking i seriously did not expect that
ahh. heard 0f such things but not seen it 0ut so tw0 speak. guess that makes more sense. including the last bit. grubs g0t to eat. g0t two earn supper.
saddens me tw0 see perfectly go0d opp0rtunities go t0 waste. their loss. fr0m the other maryam i th0ught grubs were more intw0 the sludge and or sl0p than dairy products.
yeah that's probably your best bet, haha... sounds l1ke a cozy scene, doll }:) yo get them grubs some sweet dreams, g1rl 💪
kn i can read the pr0file primer fine lol. y0u would n0t be the first maryam i knew who sprung a damn leak. i'm f0cused on the practicalities here whether they inv0lve your rumblespheres 0r not. maybe the milkman is simply a c0ward?
1 mean... 1 th1nk he just wants to g1ve them a slender surpr1se? but uh... 1 also don't know what a slender surpr1se 1s, so...
even if it's charity if it's a big en0ugh operati0n that's still competition right?
are y0u competiti0n?
yeahhh... they would be k1nda cute... 1f th1s dude wasn't L1TTER1NG 1n the m1ddle of the woods... }>:(
man 1 don't even know... these th1ngs all look the same... l1ke no offense but th1s guy can't draw for sh*t...
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
tRAIN AND FIGHT, KANAYA,
mAYBE i SHOULD START, pICKING FIGHTS,,,
It's really good!
https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=wX78KhD04N8
Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again #lyricposting
I only found that Wordle existed two nights ago and I've 8roke my streak 8y not playing it.
⚓︎ 😑 aight
⚓︎ hango〰er
summ ppl b too scared 2 meet me lol i aint scary i prommy :o) juz vibe w my vibez n wi will b aight ufeelme ??
anyvway my big headed child... https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4bc301fda69dpng
S9rry i'm just thinking things 6ecause. Reas9ns. I mean I 6elieve I kn9w wh9 sent this 6ut that pers9n and I.. Aren't all pu6lic yet. S9 keep the fact that y9u might p9ssi6ly kn9w t9 y9urself! Please!
@can9nC9ntri6ut9r D9 y9u have permissi9n fr9m the su6jects 9f y9ur #Headcan9n chitts t9 6e p9sting a69ut them? If n9t, I w9uld like t9 9ffer y9u a friendly suggest t9 rec9nsider the f9rmat 9f y9ur acc9unt t9 ensure y9u are 9perating as respectfully as p9ssi6le. 9therwise, the idea 9f accepting an9nym9us "headcan9ns" 9f 9ther pe9ple (which, if we are 6eing h9nest, is n9thing m9re than an excuse t9 make 6aseless accusati9ns 9f 9ther users and play pretend with their sense 9f self) c9mes 9ff as highly invasive, a little creepy, and even detr9llanizing, as it is 9utright implying that 9ther users are n9thing m9re than playthings 9nt9 which 9thers can pr9ject their th9ughts. #FriendlySuggesti9n #LetsKeep9urC9mmunitySafe
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT KANKRI (@CAVEATgUIDANCE) LOOKS HOT AS HELL WHEN HIS GUNS ARE IN HIS HANDS. THE CHIEF'S GUNS ARE AMAZING.' CANT TELL IF THIS MEANS GUNS (🔫) OR GUNS (💪) BUT SURE. [fORM IN PINNED]
sleep well ma]{e sure b[]ТТ]-[ y[]u and ТТ]-[e grubs are [[]mf[]rТТable sleeping all ТТwisТТed and benТТ su[]{s
I know. Fforce of habit. I should.. Wwork on that. Hhaha.
use that big skirt of yours and scoop em
I regret to inform you all, common sense is not that common.
ʚ♡ɞ But likee...what if I don't know? ʚ♡ɞ
i ... uH ThAnKs mAn, MeAnS A LoT. WeLl yEaH I ReMeMbEr bEiNg tHaT SmAlL AnD AlOnE AnD JuSt i dOn't fUcKiNg kNoW.EvErY VeRsIoN Of mE Is mE So wE GeT It
[[]nsider giving ТТ]-[em s[][]ТТ]-[ing ТТ[]ys in my e}{perien[e grubs l[]ve raТТТТling ТТ]-[ings
ʚ♡ɞ Who am I? ʚ♡ɞ
exactly
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE.
most people say the opposite but you knowv vwhat ill take it. thanks zz:)
D9n't w9rry, I am already drafting a str9ngly w9rded Chitt f9r the Headcan9n acc9unt t9 let them kn9w h9w pe9ple feel a69ut it. It is 9nce again up t9 me t9 6e the v9ice 9f the v9iceless, which is a r9le I take 9n with great pride. And d9n't call me that.
YOU ARE A FUCKING ANGEL FOR DEALING WITH THAT SHIT, MARYAM.
I agree. Writing headcan9ns f9r real pe9ple is invasive and weird, and directly @ing said pe9ple in a headcan9n p9st is d9u6ly weird. We sh9uld all take a sec9nd t9 reflect and ask 9urselves if we are really 9kay with the pr9spect 9f assuming we kn9w an9ther pers9n 6etter than they kn9w themself.
already paid because im super manly like that
i dont think anyones mentioned me in any confessional account or headcanon one i am vvery thankful ill still comment on my distaste for such things though
i think i zh0u1d juzt be a110wed t0 hug z0me0ne.
wwhos idea wwas it to havve a headcanon account this is the wworst possible thin that could happen ok wwell that wwas dramatic as shit nevver mind but still wwhos idea wwas it #dashwatching
FUCK. OF COURSE. WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS OBVIOUS TRUTH SOONER.
#HEADCANON DROP... (THIS ONE IS A DIRECT QUOTE, BECAUSE... i WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE WORDING... READING IS HARD.) 'i HEADCANON ... '@CARCINOgENETWINKIST, 'cAN'T CREATE A ROCK SO HEAVY HE CANNOT LIFT IT.' dOES HE CREATE? ROCKS? IS THAT A THING PEOPLE DO NOW? [fORM IN PINNED]
b3t you 4nyth1ng th1s 3nds w1th l1l v4nt4s h4t3snogg1n h1ms3lf 1n th3 r3pl13z!!
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "KARKAT TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME.' ...wHAT?! tHIS DOESNT EVEN STATE A SPECIFIC USER! OR WHO ITS FROM!!! *UGH.* oKAY. LET'S JUST TAG A HANDFUL. WHATEVER. @CARBOLICgALVANOLOGIST @CARCINOgENETICIST#2183 @KANTANKEROUSfUSE @CARCINOgENETICIST#2443 BOOM. THERE. YOU GUYS ARE THE FIRST RANDOMS i FOUND THAT SEEM ACTIVE. CONGRATULATIONS, SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, *MAYBE*. (MAYBE ALL OF YOU. EW) UGH. SEND IN BETTER HEADCANONS, NORMIES. [fORM IN PINNED]
You're very close! One of his middle names IS jeffery
Heh no. Glad it wasn’t. That would have been dumb. Dirk elizabeth strider. Like it doesn’t even roll off the tongue. I’ll give you one bit of a hint. You’ll never get it. It’s 4 names because my bro thought he was funny.
You know what? That was weird for sure but it’s not the full name so it doesn’t have the full strength hit..
OH, THANKS, KANAYA. THAT MEANS A LOT.
SOMETIMES I SEE MY ALTS. THE "COMMANDER" ONES, AND ON OCCASION, I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE THAN A FUCKASS JANITOR.
Damn being threatened with the full name..
<<"m-maybe... t-that sounds nice...">>
<<"i-i wish i could, b-but i have things to do... b-but, um, t-thank you for the nice response >//<">>
appreciate it maryam i'll reach our if i need any help
<<"waking up again... still sleepy...">>
no i think i just gained a bit of weight and forgot to account for the lack of stretch on this stupid fabric
No+ Jeremy and the ten tho+usand hungry grubs aren't tro+ll grubs they're a ho+rro+rterro+r like o+ne entity with ten tho+usand bo+dies
hungry
[ >WHOM THE FUCK IS JEREMY_ ]
I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER EVENTUALLY. THANKS.
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g4m3grl t1p of th3 d4y: no m4tt3r wh4t, 4LW4YZ k33p 4 l3v3l h34d! don't l3t thos3 p3sky noobz g3t to you. just k33p your gl4r3 on th3 go4l, 4nd you'll b3 on3 st3p clos3r to b31ng on MY l3v3l!! #g4m3grl #4dv1c3 #r4d w1sdom
i gOt cAlLeD SwEeThEaRt!!!!!!! I DiD NoT KnOw tHaT WaS A An oPtIoN FoR GaMbY
Tro// Dragon Ba// Z is pretty good. I sti// think that Vegeta shou/d have beaten Gookuu seeing as he was a seadwe//er and Gookuu was a mutant. It just doesn't make much sense.