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the first tw0 are simply objectively related be a little m0re worried ab0ut the third...
still have that with y0ur whole g0dly setup?
꒰ঌ These people all in lo\/e on my feed are pissing me OFF! ໒꒱
D--> .....I have a proposition that is more than a little embarrassing which I would like to share with you...if I had your permission.
D--> Oh, I qssume you have not played Sgrub in your timeline then.
D--> Well I wouldn't cann giving him new legs saving him necessarily but I suppose they did make his final moments alive on the meteor happier.
D--> You may add, it is highly appreciated that you do. I personally never admitted my admiration for your anatomical knowledge, the skill with which you performed Tavros's surgery likely saved his life.
D--> I am...ruminating over what you could possibly mean by that but thank you. It is true, and I have no doubts all our other friends would acknowledge the fact you were always the most fashionable of the group.
D--> I am shocked that is the case. You have always been a beautiful specimen of the already beautiful jadeb100d caste I figured you would never e%perience issues finding willing pail mates.
g0t two be m0re goal 0riented i suppose
[ >YE ALL ENGAGETH WITH SALACIOUS BEHAVIOR THE SECOND THEE WAKETH UP? THE WIZARD DOTH UNDERSTAND THE "GRIND SET" BUT THE NIGHT HATH HARDLY BEGUN! GIVETH IT A REST! AND BEFORE THOU SAYETH "BUT WIZARD, WHAT DIDST THOU EXPECTETH? FOR US DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES?" HONESTLY NO BUT A WIZARD CAN HOPETH. DOST THOU NOT TIRE OF CONSISTENTLY BEATING THIS DECEASED HOOFBEAST LIKE THINE MEAT? IT MAKETH THE AFFAIR GET STALE QUITE QUICK #NSFW_ ]
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that makes one of us
Oh thE cUrtAIns Of hEr hIvE? I wIll gIvE It An AttEmpt! thAnk yOU fOr yOUr AssIstAncE frIEnd kAnAyA!
NO, HE ISN'T. IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE *HIM* HIM.
1 COULD T4K3 3V3RY WOM4N ON TH1S S1T3 ONG #SUGG3ST1V3...? #1DKTH13COULDCO31TH3RW4Y
It tis the day of Yuri
Bulges, Am I Right? #nsfw
ill mark it f0r the course bef0re the frozen dairy
seadweller scran https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4976938e8b43.jpg
im sure y0u bore the burden with steel and p0ise. i could make time f0r a spo0nful if youre 0ffering. i may have addicted my other friend kn tw0 a game that's part janitor simulat0r part cosmic h0rror and have sadly lost her c0mpany awhile.
Ah, you warm an old man’s bloodpusher! Thank you, my friend. With such kindness surrounding me, it is no wonder I recovered swiftly.
sТТay sТТr[]ng m[]ТТ]-[er
yeah thats why y0u eat them first
good morning kanaya!
D --> Perhaps, though it is less musically similar than the theme of mourning and nostalgia for a place and people that once was home and no longer is D --> It is a bit more upbeat though D --> If you wished for something that was carries more of the emotional weight I might suggest something like Jacques Brel's Ne Me Quitte Pas D --> Assuming that you can withstand the French
D --> Thank you D --> It is act001y a bit more modern than I typically listen to D --> But it reminded me thematically of songs such as How Are THings In Glocca Mora but with the more pining notes of a chanson song D --> Which is to say I took a liking to it immediately
wel[[]me ba[]{
ive been known to have a slick tongue as much as im known to say some wild shit with it glad you feel so assured around me though
✝+ I have one picture that is literally just my shoes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af08ed9a4248.png +✝
aight good i gotta make sure momma maryams okay
damn straight you better be are you alright though
youre not even wrong yeah fuck it ill think of something or leave it up to democracy and set up a poll
when i hit 6900 kult score what the fuck should i do i feel like it should be something big all i can offer are funny sticks from the woods and art of dubious quality though
youre turning them into microcelebrities
c0uld do what the ten th0usand of them d0 and go by am0unt. everyone giving their 0ffspring unlimited internet access these days smh.
haha h*ll yeah, a1n't gotta tell me tw1ce, doll };) 🫡
i dont think anything could of happened. i cant get deader than i already am. i think
slenderman happened
you knowv i think ill stay out of forests for a bit. that ending vwas... unexpected and really fucking shocking i seriously did not expect that
ahh. heard 0f such things but not seen it 0ut so tw0 speak. guess that makes more sense. including the last bit. grubs g0t to eat. g0t two earn supper.
saddens me tw0 see perfectly go0d opp0rtunities go t0 waste. their loss. fr0m the other maryam i th0ught grubs were more intw0 the sludge and or sl0p than dairy products.
yeah that's probably your best bet, haha... sounds l1ke a cozy scene, doll }:) yo get them grubs some sweet dreams, g1rl 💪
kn i can read the pr0file primer fine lol. y0u would n0t be the first maryam i knew who sprung a damn leak. i'm f0cused on the practicalities here whether they inv0lve your rumblespheres 0r not. maybe the milkman is simply a c0ward?
1 mean... 1 th1nk he just wants to g1ve them a slender surpr1se? but uh... 1 also don't know what a slender surpr1se 1s, so...
even if it's charity if it's a big en0ugh operati0n that's still competition right?
are y0u competiti0n?
yeahhh... they would be k1nda cute... 1f th1s dude wasn't L1TTER1NG 1n the m1ddle of the woods... }>:(
man 1 don't even know... these th1ngs all look the same... l1ke no offense but th1s guy can't draw for sh*t...
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
tRAIN AND FIGHT, KANAYA,
mAYBE i SHOULD START, pICKING FIGHTS,,,
It's really good!
Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again #lyricposting
I only found that Wordle existed two nights ago and I've 8roke my streak 8y not playing it.
⚓︎ 😑 aight
⚓︎ hango〰er
summ ppl b too scared 2 meet me lol i aint scary i prommy :o) juz vibe w my vibez n wi will b aight ufeelme ??
anyvway my big headed child... https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4bc301fda69dpng
@can9nC9ntri6ut9r D9 y9u have permissi9n fr9m the su6jects 9f y9ur #Headcan9n chitts t9 6e p9sting a69ut them? If n9t, I w9uld like t9 9ffer y9u a friendly suggest t9 rec9nsider the f9rmat 9f y9ur acc9unt t9 ensure y9u are 9perating as respectfully as p9ssi6le. 9therwise, the idea 9f accepting an9nym9us "headcan9ns" 9f 9ther pe9ple (which, if we are 6eing h9nest, is n9thing m9re than an excuse t9 make 6aseless accusati9ns 9f 9ther users and play pretend with their sense 9f self) c9mes 9ff as highly invasive, a little creepy, and even detr9llanizing, as it is 9utright implying that 9ther users are n9thing m9re than playthings 9nt9 which 9thers can pr9ject their th9ughts. #FriendlySuggesti9n #LetsKeep9urC9mmunitySafe
sleep well ma]{e sure b[]ТТ]-[ y[]u and ТТ]-[e grubs are [[]mf[]rТТable sleeping all ТТwisТТed and benТТ su[]{s
I know. Fforce of habit. I should.. Wwork on that. Hhaha.
use that big skirt of yours and scoop em
I regret to inform you all, common sense is not that common.
ʚ♡ɞ But likee...what if I don't know? ʚ♡ɞ
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ʚ♡ɞ Who am I? ʚ♡ɞ
Thank you. Ssorry again.
exactly
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE.
im gay bro
most people say the opposite but you knowv vwhat ill take it. thanks zz:)
D9n't w9rry, I am already drafting a str9ngly w9rded Chitt f9r the Headcan9n acc9unt t9 let them kn9w h9w pe9ple feel a69ut it. It is 9nce again up t9 me t9 6e the v9ice 9f the v9iceless, which is a r9le I take 9n with great pride. And d9n't call me that.
YOU ARE A FUCKING ANGEL FOR DEALING WITH THAT SHIT, MARYAM.
I agree. Writing headcan9ns f9r real pe9ple is invasive and weird, and directly @ing said pe9ple in a headcan9n p9st is d9u6ly weird. We sh9uld all take a sec9nd t9 reflect and ask 9urselves if we are really 9kay with the pr9spect 9f assuming we kn9w an9ther pers9n 6etter than they kn9w themself.
duude thx maryram
already paid because im super manly like that
i think i zh0u1d juzt be a110wed t0 hug z0me0ne.
I'M SO FUCKING COLD.
You're very close! One of his middle names IS jeffery
Heh no. Glad it wasn’t. That would have been dumb. Dirk elizabeth strider. Like it doesn’t even roll off the tongue. I’ll give you one bit of a hint. You’ll never get it. It’s 4 names because my bro thought he was funny.
You know what? That was weird for sure but it’s not the full name so it doesn’t have the full strength hit..
OH, THANKS, KANAYA. THAT MEANS A LOT.
SOMETIMES I SEE MY ALTS. THE "COMMANDER" ONES, AND ON OCCASION, I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE THAN A FUCKASS JANITOR.
Damn being threatened with the full name..
that is one way to answer yeah...
what gets bur13d but never d13s?
<<"m-maybe... t-that sounds nice...">>
<<"i-i wish i could, b-but i have things to do... b-but, um, t-thank you for the nice response >//<">>
appreciate it maryam i'll reach our if i need any help
<<"waking up again... still sleepy...">>
no i think i just gained a bit of weight and forgot to account for the lack of stretch on this stupid fabric
No+ Jeremy and the ten tho+usand hungry grubs aren't tro+ll grubs they're a ho+rro+rterro+r like o+ne entity with ten tho+usand bo+dies
hungry
[ >WHOM THE FUCK IS JEREMY_ ]
I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER EVENTUALLY. THANKS.
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Tro// Dragon Ba// Z is pretty good. I sti// think that Vegeta shou/d have beaten Gookuu seeing as he was a seadwe//er and Gookuu was a mutant. It just doesn't make much sense.