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Hello, women. Nobody else reply to this post, thank you.

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Hello

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can i try rizzing y0u up

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Go Ahead Aradia

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i am running 0ut 0f pickup lines

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Wow Aradia That Was A Real Good One It Worked

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wait what

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meoww meowmeow meowwww meoww meoww meoooow meowmeowmeow (≡^・x・^≡)

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I Still Wonder If All Those Meows And Barks I See Around The Place Are Really Just Sounds And Not Actual Codes I Can Call It Being Something Really Really Codified But Ill Just Accept The Answer I Got Currently

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I mean i hope theyre not code 4 anythin??? Im juzt genuinely #meowpozting for funziez (^ФωФ^)

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Well That Being Said Meow

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Who the fuck is Tung Tung Sahur

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We Should All Ask Ourselves Who Is Tung Tung Sahur Right This Instant

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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 8: kanaya maryam #cheating #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about this part of the guide. rosie is a lesbian a lot of the time, right? and shes dating kanny a lot of the time. but the thing is, she aint alwvays. youll find plenty of the blondies vwho are just doing their ovwn thing, yknovw? but kanayas, like... nine times outta ten, theres a rose in the picture. i think theyre a cute couple and all, id lovwe to vwatch, but its wveird howv kannys alwvays an accessory to her. but okay. so vwere talking the kanayas that aint gay, okay? so dont cancel me. i mean, some of em are bicurious, or like, play up their attractions to make the vwhole thing more taboo, and thats gonna be the end of that conwversation. hovw do you pick up this fine gal? wvell for starters, feel free to get touchy. kanayas are the most likely, in my experience, to pull the "ignore him and hope he goes awvay" movwe for like. anything. saying horrid stuff, feeling her up, shell be your toy, its adorable. its vwery likely shell bring up rose, dont vworry about it, if she wvas really bothered shed slap you or something. nowv, kanaya is a classy lady, and her issues aint as easy to poke at as the rest of these gals. or at least, they aint as obwvious? newver seen a kanaya vwith lusus issues, least, not the kind that wve can use. mostly shes lonely and a bit insecure in her relationships. vwhat ivwe found wvorks is buttering her up, complimenting her outfits, she puts a lotta vwork in those, maybe asking her to make you something (ask to get your measurements!). make fun of her crumbling relationship vwith rose if you get the vwibe thats a thing. theres nothing wvrong wvith being a rebound, or ewven a sidepiece! all else fails, get her to touch you, especially if you can get a hand betwveen your legs. a lotta them are closet bulge addicts, some of them only learned that vwhen i taught them. absolutely ravwenous. this is less advwice and more a story, but i gotta givwe a shout out to this one rosie i used to hang wvith. you vwant a kanaya? get vwith a freak rose like this. she wvould outright goad me into messing vwith her kanaya, there wvas some long-distance shit going on, i dunno, but like... i dont ewven knowv if they ewver discussed the arrangement, but kannny lovwed it, rosie lowved hearing about it, and i lovwed texting the blondie vwhile kanny wvas taking care of me. nowv for the ratings bod: alwvays busty, alvways curwvy, its a jade thing i guess. got the elegant look going on too. not exactly her body, but one thing i lovwe about kanayas is her fashion sense. get creatiwve wvith her! if youvwe got one squirming under your touch, ask her to go put on something pretty. chances are, if you can imagine it, itll be in her closet. im bad at that kinda thing but its a damn good time. they all got real pretty lingerie on too, nevwer seen one vwithout something nice and frilly. she takes after porrim in all the best wvays. 10/10 vwariety: hmm... shes usually got the cool and collected thing going on, but the specifics of her relationships differ a lot. i guess thats the thing though, dunno if ivwe ewver met one that wvasnt dating a rose, its wveird. though, maybe thats partially my fault. i guess she can be a lil samey, but wvith a bod like that i can forgivwe her. 6/10 ease: kanayas usually take some doing. evwen if youvwe got her in the palm of your hand she might still make a fuss. its cute and all, but it takes effort to get her to properly put out. 5/10 personality: shes like a fine wvine, an acquired taste. mature, wvilling to banter a bit. i like her wvhen shes not boring. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. newver gonna be upset about finding a maryam. it takes a lil bit of doing to figure out if shell go for you, but if she aint a lesbian shell be a total slut. hot, ready, raring to go, only knock against her is it can be a lotta effort for something youwve seen a million times.

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glub glub ——E——?? 38| just been floating around )(ere, scrolling and looking at everyfin going on anywave… just wanted to say )(i i guess?? 38|

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After all I did I can only understand why it happened, truthfully I have nothing but regrets. But still I cannot keep her out of my mind. Truthfully I am pathetic for not even being able to maintain our relationship. The fact that I was so absent stands a test to that my own machinations were all I could focus on. I do not know why I'm airing this out on chittr of all places but I need somewhere to dump this mess. You you happen to be a kanaya variant your advice would be appreciated however that can wait I do not think I am ready to talk to any of you right now. #yearning #desperation

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Ill Just Drop To You Once Again What I Told You Before Feel Free To Come And Talk To Me Whenever You Need Or You Feel Like It I Guess

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Finally Managed To Get Back On Did I Miss Anything Goin On So Far

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Nothing interesting from my knowledge no.

Guess Its Been Awfully Quiet Today So Far Then

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Well I suppose people have still been hole posting but I believe that started yesterday. And the masquerade is still ongoing if I am not mistaken.

Oh I Thought This Masquerade Was Only For One Day Why Arent You There Though

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Recovering, still feeling it from my drunken stupor last night. Apologies for that by the way. #substance

No Need To Do So I Also Actually Meant What I Said In Case You Thought It Wasnt Real

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I apologize could you remind me? I remember a few things I haven't had the chance to go through all the messages.

Well You Said You Were In Need Of Kisses And Such I Did Say If Anything you Could Talk To Me That I Was There For You In Case Your Kanaya Was Ok With It #Suggestive

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Ims so fucainge pathetics :(

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Why Are You Having Such Thought

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I keep drinkings and beisng desperate Itss pathetics Ims so studpid

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Desperate For What Exactly Did Anything Happen Or Something

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I keeep thjnking peps are coot and wanna kiess It's steipd and patentic

Oh I See What You Mean Well You Could Always Try I Guess Dont You Have A Kanaya Though Is It Some Sort Of Open Relation Or

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I dooos buts it's um We haven'ts talked in a wile somes problems Ane is opens we donte mind studdf like atheat

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Heahe Thiess is why I fells in love with your kanayass are perfects

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Oh I Guess That Also Applies To Me Well Know My Dms Are Always Open For You Dear If You Still Have All That Issue You Were Having Dont Be Afraid To Come To Me #Suggestive

being able 2 say ive been sober for so long is great but sometiems lol what do u even do after a long day at work :\ ^ literally askin for suggestions here theres a limit to how many times i can go to bed earlyyy or have tea over bullshit

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Would Suggest Drinking But As You Mentioned Youre Sober For A While Now So Thats Out Of The Box I Guess Chatting Or Really Just Bored Scrolling Is A Valid Option

i do love scrollin and chattin :3

It Is A Really Valid Option I Suppose

I Have Found Myself With A Great Deal Of Unoccupied Time This Night And I Must Admit That Solitude Has Begun To Lose Its Appeal I Am Present Here And Available Should Anyone Wish To Engage In Conversation Or Perhaps Something More I Am Not Difficult To Locate And I Would Be Quite Pleased If Someone Were To Take The Initiative To Seek Me Out #NSFW #Suggestive

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c< cHeers 2 tHe yearNiNg Of cOMpaNy! >c

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yeah this is what i meant

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