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"can you make it clap?" :33 < thanks fur mewr question!! :33 < i'm nyot sure!! but i will purrovide vismewal aid fur this :33 < and mew tell me if mew think it claps! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f78b376ec6e7.png :00 < nsfw
:33 < *wraps my tail around you during* :00 < nsfw :00 < suggestive
wuds this pailin season i see everyon talkin bout now? ;P #nsfw
i am running 0ut 0f pickup lines
😵💫 😰 🫂 ❓
slop. it's slop.
looks like a (innamon sti(k to me
sometimes aradia likes my #nsfw posts and i start throbbing so much i feel light headed
I feel as though a proper clarific8ion is in order, now that the veil has already 8een lifted and the theatricality of the evening has long since dissolved into gossip, speculation, and increasingly a8surd conspiracy charts. In regards to the #outglutmasquerade, I was Mister E. Tomfra Mispas is my own altern8 account I used to gather as much inform8ion on Chittr.ing 8efore joining the we8site. I had decided to take advantage of certain aspects of human culture, and hide 8ehind an ident8y that was "fresh" and "innovative" in a way that definitely wasnt. If you would like to know how I pulled off the stint as Mister E, know that it was a difficult endeavor. 1. I was, in fact, temporarily replacing my descendant, Vriska Serket, who originally intended to portray a sort of counterfeit Doc Scratch in order to complement Rose Lalonde's own unsettling performance. An admira8le concept in theory. Unfortun8ly, Vriska possesses all the su8tle restraint of a rail accident and would have inevita8ly escalated the 8it into either physical violence or gam8ling fraud within the first hour. Perhaps, if we were lucky, 8oth. 2. I had a unique knowledge of certain individuals that allowed me to fulfill the most disserting and discomforting performance of my life. 3. I utilized a fraction of my psychic a8ilities to distort perceptions in a way that was receptive to the identity or possi8ility that I was something 8eyond the reality of which you would 8e used to. To clarify, I was not "mind controlling the gala" or anything like that. I was merely encouraging perception to follow certain paths. This was particularly easy due to many guests having addled their pans using intoxicants such as alochol. #su8stance.
meoww meowmeow meowwww meoww meoww meoooow meowmeowmeow (≡^・x・^≡)
Who the fuck is Tung Tung Sahur
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I left the masquerade quite some time ago. It was good to see real people though.
glub glub ——E——?? 38| just been floating around )(ere, scrolling and looking at everyfin going on anywave… just wanted to say )(i i guess?? 38|
#megid0may
HUMANS! I would like to alert you that troll mating season will soon be upon us. If you notice an increase in #NSFW activity during the season, please note that is entirely normal. The season will be over in a quarter of a sweep. Your understanding is appreciated.
Heahe Thiess is why I fells in love with your kanayass are perfects
being able 2 say ive been sober for so long is great but sometiems lol what do u even do after a long day at work :\ ^ literally askin for suggestions here theres a limit to how many times i can go to bed earlyyy or have tea over bullshit
yeah this is what i meant
Please Place Your Well Wishes In The Replies
The Brooding Caverns Will Be Closing Early Today Because The Mother Grub Spewed Up A Little Too Much
ugh
im usually a tea girl unless im at the lab but oh maaaan a doughnut and a cup of coffee out in the cold misty spring air while wearing a bathrobe? its a specific brand of comfy you can only have during spring i just love this time of year
i have zero clue how anyone managed to find this when i havent posted a thing so ill make it official. yo.
Eat me. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7998.jpeg
melatini says donr mox with achol but whats the worse rhat coulex hapen? #substance
Beautiful stunning lady. https://i.ibb.co/kV0NNFQH/20260516-060320.jpg
the moer i deink the nore i want 2 be fucked so hard i cant think strsught #substance #nsfw
…Perhaps. I’m not sure if you’re free right now but my evenings usually don’t have much going on. :B
It said someone ‘hated’ my chit. Hope I ain’t say somethin wrong.
I assume you’ve also been unable to figure an exact reason for it yet either? It’s definitely not something pertaining to my mental, at least not for myself considering when I’m offline, I’m more than likely hanging out with everyone else. :B
Update, I am still awake however I have also learned that multiple species of ants farm and have agricultural systems.
Trying to keep myself off the wine… Emphasis on trying, hoo hoo. #substance
D --> I can't make a list of my own, it's been too long. Besides Nepeta and the vague idea that Aradia is still around, we're all that's left. Nep is pale for life with me, we've spent most of our time near each other. Thinking about her in such ways feels weird. Aradia will always be complicated. I hope that she's happy doing what she's doing. It's the same response as Nep but in the opposite direction. we're practically strangers nowadays, it'd be weird thinking about her other than as an old acquaintance that I could've treated better.
you are a godsend kanaya!!!! thanks so much!!
could you really??? its a pattered fabric so it might be a bit hard…
I’m going to bed early tonight, I think. I was too sleep deprived today.
y0u are 0ne 0f the few i w0uld n0t care having it with c0ngratulati0ns
aradiab0ts factual n0 debate 0bjective smash 0r pass list #nsfw #suggestive ♤ ♡ ♧ ♢ jade ♡ smash cute j0hn ♢ pass n0n c0mpatible dave ♢ smash t0lerable r0se ♧ smash seems interesting jake ♢ pass t00 p0lite dirk ♧ pass d0 n0t care f0r him jane ♤ pass n0t interested r0xy ♢ smash seems interesting kanaya ♡ smash t0lerable 0bjectively attractive n0t first ch0ice aradia ♡ smash this is me i have n0 quarrels terezi ♢ smash less t0lerable but w0rkable still attractive karkat ♧ pass int0lerable vriska ♤ smash int0 the gr0und until she bleeds 0ut nepeta ♢♡ unsure s0llux ♡ smash t0lerable equius ♤ smash i want t0 bash his skull in feferi ♢ pass nice n0t wanting m0re tavr0s ♢ pass uninterested eridan ♤ smash want t0 break him gamzee ♢ smash fine n0 preference damara ♧ smash 0ut 0f curi0sity rufi0h ♢ pass uninterested mituna ♤ pass ann0ying kankri ♧ pass see karkat meulin ♢ pass n0t c0mpatible p0rrim ♡ smash curi0us w0uld like t0 kn0w m0re latula ♢ smash slightly m0re t0lerable aranea ♢ pass 0nly eyes f0r 0ne serket h0russ ♤ pass str0ngly dislike kurl0z ♧ pass b0ring cr0nus ♤ pass prefer c0mpletely unr0mantic murder meenah ♧ smash she seems r0ugh
Now would likely be the best time to get the rope and dildo, given how late it currently is… Hmm. :B #nsfw #bdsm
okay, i am trying this for the first time since my transition. hopefully this one goes better HAHAHAHAHAHAAA...... ughh...
i think chitter will be hapy 2 know my drink ass got a galness of water *glass #substance
h0w well reality imitates art.
:33 < What a BUSY day, don'tcha think! Take some time, relax, and wind down to some of our pleasantly picked out nightly broadcast for such a thrillingly mysterious night! ;33 https://open.spotify.com/track/74VR3AkGPhbYXnxcOYa16x?si=f69ccf85d2d6410e
ヤッホー！ 今夜は気分がいい。絶対にアタシが踏みつけてお前の金玉を潰したくなるような真似はするな。 https://media.tenor.com/tPfEQC6tWyYAAAAM/wink-anime.gif
>Thinking a8out women Just like your ancestor.
:33< happy to make the cut kanyanya!
SM4SH! YOU'R3 HOT. WH4T C4N 1 S4Y? >:]
I'm quite interested to+ see what such a list wo+uld lo+o+k like, fro+m yo+ur perspective.
:33< *the mighty huntress makes sefural edits to her wall*
isnt alcohol and anemia like a really bad combo? maybe thats a sing i shoud drink less anyways i got 2 coolers and edible glitter in a bottle #substance
g00d it never happened
kanaya i want y0u t0 never menti0n this again as l0ng as y0u exist
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:33< *ac stretches out in her pile and blinks sl33pily at the other chitter users* :33< good night evefurrybody :33< how has it b33n
some of my best hookups have been with people who've had super strong pitch crushes on me. it's really fun seeing someone so mad over how much they love feeling me inside them #nsfw
jerking up the foreskin, kissing the tip and getting pre cum all over your lips is a really good way to show you like me btw! #nsfw
m0stly she fixes servers and gets in the fucking way. sometimes live(?) bait. it's w0rking out m0stly. proud 0f her. her being nepeta leijon.
been long sinc i last sayid sum like dis but i need sumone 2 pin me down till i cant remembr my name #nsfw #suggestive
it's nepeta. nepeta leij0n? i know y0u weren't close but c0me on n0w.
alright s0 i know i said i was g0ing two defrag np but i think i g0t a bit carried away. real flow state. and uhhh. she's fine, i think? m0re productive than ever. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8eb7af6bbea.png
᯽ is there any "internet slang" i should know about, since i'm here? ᯽
YOU’RE A FRIED OF ME. COURSE I WOULD. M NOT A MONSTER
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
i dunno why i was so upset last night i feel ssoo much better :))) i mean drinking always works! i don't even remember what i was gonna do last night
(^・-・^) < HES DOING A PURRT 5 I HOPE FURR THE BEST OF WHOEVER GETS PICKED UP FURR THAT!!!!!!!!! 33333333333!!!!!!!!!
✿ for #GLURPIDAY can i have 3 more followers so i can hit ONE HUNDOOOO
Wow.
The amount of panic that rises in me when I hear an old Gacha song...
:33< meow :DD
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do you guys like my avatar of myself its low budget if you couldnt tell https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/image_2026-05-15_004211020.png
i also found out i like girls, that’s cool. i’m a girl and i like girls.
SO… TALK A LOT. YEAH? FUCK YOU COULD TALK ALL DAY N I WOULD LISTEN. CAN’T PROMISE I WOULD KNOW WHAT YOU SAID BUT I WOULD HEAR YOU.
:33< im so cute and submissive and br33dable and silly and sexy and cute! :33< #nsfw
:33< oompa loompa doompity doo :33< im gonna furking purrderize mew
nevr gonna give u up again cuz yes
:33< whos bulge to i have to bulge befure i bulge some bulge around here :33< #nsfw #nonsense
aint no wey i forgot 2 post my daily man i luv women
The timeline of posts has been a lot more… freaky as of late. :B #nsfw (technically)
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
Lickin the shaft AND the bawlz! #nsfw
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a fancy bedroom with dimly lit candles is soooo overrated!! we should fuck somewhere actually romantic like that alleyway over there #nsfw
:33< whos bulge do i have to suck to suck some bulge around here :33< #nsfw
#nsfw #nsfwe Hey who wants to make an NTR baby with me? A-asking for a friend, haha
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a09843111e37.png #nsfw #nsfwe goddammit not this bullshit again
Troll Little Caesar’s Crazy 8read makes me want to touch myself crazy style #nsfw
DUH 1'M B3ST13S W1TH D4V3 OF COURS3 1 WOULD
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weak mindset: "it's too big it's not gonna fit" strong mindset: "keep pushing you're almost in" think smarter not harder #nsfw
c< real as fucK >c
1 M34N 1 SUR3 H4V3 TH3N 4G41N 1'V3 CONS1D3R3D 4 LOT
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I see last nig)(t experienced a conversation surrounding killing all violets. I'm aware, as a fuc)(sia, I'm liable to being grouped in wit)( violets in any societal discussion, but I )(ave to say my supposed equals are a bunc)( fools. You s)(ould understand t)(at "Kill all violets" already exludes these strawmen good violets. Just like "Eat the rich" )(as a baked in caveat t)(at excludes t)(ose who legitimately worked for t)(eir wealth, and are only ric)( as a result of being fairly compensated for t)(eir )(ig)( value skills, suc)( as doctors and lawyers. If you can understand t)(at t)(e petite bourgeoisie are closer to t)(e proletariat in any meaningful discussion of wealt)( disparity, t)(en you can also understand t)(at "Kill all violets" excludes any violet w)(o uses t)(eir position of societal power to benefit t)(ose of less power. And if you're incapable of identifying wit)( t)(at caveat, t)(en t)(at's a you problem and you s)(ould work to become a "good" violet. No, abdicating t)(at societal power does not qualify you as a good violet eit)(er, it just means you're ignoring t)(e injustices you )(ave t)(e power to resolve. Anyone w)(o )(as issue wit)( #killallvioletbloods is a fool 3B/
ANYONE WHO MASS HATES MY HAPPY POSTS WILL BE BANISHED TO THE CORN FIELD.
for @containedarmageddons https://elliotoracle.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/img_0383.jpg 0u0 indecision, conflict in relationships. i'm afraid that you'll have to break off your doubts in your relationships, my dear. either that, or break the whole thing off! 0u0
QUESTION NUMBER 4: IF YOU WERE A ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU WANT TO BE???
till dis day i wonder if a rainbowdrinker wud get drunk by biting someone who had alchool #substance #deepthought
:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!
Yuri badge...
D --> Good morning I am very buff
1 COULD T4K3 3V3RY WOM4N ON TH1S S1T3 ONG #SUGG3ST1V3...? #1DKTH13COULDCO31TH3RW4Y
Actually before I go did y'all kill that guy
D--> I am not sure who "Yuri" is but I am sure they are happy to have a day named after and intended to celebrate them.
bork
Alright, 5 is up. Back to it.
c< iM glad 2 Hear it! >c
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