Culler Buzbug
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Donot follow if Your the Govern ment . Culler IM BEING GANGSTAWLKED BY THE AIA . Culler ic: https://www.tumblr.com/alterniansexfiend ooc: if you ever need a post translated, please lmk! <3
Hatmna Here . Goodlight . Culler
Mama iss in her Cage nowXuller should Go tobhis cupse But Starshine says hello 😊 . Culler
HOW to Lay damn Danie l Eggs . Culler
the poop man . Culler
꒰had to pause my shock at the feed for this banger chit꒱
One sniifs critter killer okay . Two sniiff the POop man . Culler
ANY one got a Tool or Implement of sorts. Thankyou . Culler
[]==Based upon a once over of your previous posts, I am inclined to believe that damaging the innards of your current residence would be quite detrimental to your health. Or perhaps even your further life. Therefore, I believe it necessary to remind you of this potential peril and perhaps give more measured action a second consideration.==>
WEll pawbablyl . Inm a real handyman thoguh If I DO say si myself :-) BUt I think youb are probably hander because You have Tools in YOUIr poccture. What dtool ahould I Use . Culler
[]==Are you trying to open a compartment first? Or have you already removed any paneling covering these circuit boards? It is good that you are handy, by the way.==>
No need to oopne beclawse I Am inside ofo thet wall :-) and Basiically lets jjust say i havr my paws on the BOards. There are wirees and i am getting shocked . Culler
[]==Ah, that does change things. I assume that the electricity is, therefore, not particularly burdensome to you, perhaps on account of your psionic capacities? In other circumstances I would recommend dropping the palmhusk but electricity has a way of preventing one from doing such a thing.==>
IT Make my frur stand up Right On its edges but NAww its okay and fine mostly Prettymuch. MAkes my eye allsparky :-) I Can drawp my pawlmshusk Now OK Drawpping it . Culler
[]==Wait. No. If you drop it, how will you read my messages. Oh, fiddlesticks.==>
OK Dropping my pawlmhsuk didnt fix it so I Picked it back up and I tojnk I Broke a doohickey when i did dat . Culler
[]==I meant dropping it to focus on the next task, which I had yet to attempt to communicate. I will consider my words more carefully next time.==>
Does anyone wawtn to be Friend s . Culler
Your name is CULLER BUZBUG. You live in between a bit of a rock and a hard place. Out in space, orbiting a large, swampy ball of death, you sit inside a metal canister slowly but surely running out of fuel. The lifeblood that can't get you back to the planet that would kill you for deserting, but could get you down on the planet that would kill you for invading. You are a DESERTER of the ALTERNIAN COLONIAL ARMY. Your crew died a while ago on planet, and you, fortunately, survived, due to your uncanny adept with MACHINERY SYSTEMS and TINKERING. You were able to stow away inside the CIRCUITRY of your ALTERNIAN STATE ISSUED HOME SHIP until the MYSTERIOUS ALIENS you were supposed to KILL THE FUCK OUT OF left, assuming you had run away. Now, you can't say you exactly blame them. You yourself weren't exactly keen on letting JUST ANYONE on your RIGHTFUL PROPERTY back on ALTERNIA before your DEPLOYMENT at the ripe age of 8 SWEEPS. You even have a FLAG in your favorite color above your BUNK. It has a slitherbeast on it, with the catchy phrase "DON'T TREAD AWN ME" painted onto it by your loving grubby hands. You just thought it sounded COOL and PUNCHY. Nevertheless, it was your duty, as a goldblood, to help POWER THE SHIP your COMRADES flew all the way out from Alternia to this EXOPLANET that the EMPRESS wanted the RESOURCES from, and who are you to deny her? Unfortunately for you, your service has taken quite a lot from you. One of your eyes, which you have resourcefully replaced with a STRIPEBEAST'S EYE MARBLE that seems to do the trick in a pinch (they chipped you like a barkbeast, and you had to get it out. It was, to your dismay, behind your eyeball. You don't recall where the chip went after fishing it out, granted your vision was clouded by quite a lot of blood), as well as ALL OF YOUR CREW, which you are arguably more bummed about than your cool glowing EYEBALL. This series of unfortunate events has left you MARGINALLY DISTRUSTFUL OF THE GOVERNMENT, and you are RATHER PARANOID about being watched by said government. You helpfully sign all messages with your name (Culler) and replace words when applicable with dog puns, or the "aw" sound.
DEstroyed my Device btu there was no chip in it so i Fixed it . Now i can chit more :-) . Culler
HEllo chittr . Culler
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