The Songbird
@guidingCanary
G3TT1NG B3TT3R.
WOO!!!! N-EW R-ECORD!! 29 hours iin a row!! That's what they told me after II got off the stretcher at least. Apparently II have to go on leave for at least a day? Total bummer, but II heard a lot of people were checkiing thiis thiing out on Beforus? Just let me know iif you need anythiing, okay?
1 KNOW YOU W4NT TO H3LP MOR3 BUT BR34K1NG YOURS3LF TO DO 1T 1SN'T TH3 W4Y.
HII T-ER-EZII!! II'll have you know II'm fiit as a fiiddle!! They watered me riight up after the shiift. Now ii'm stuck outsiide!! Maybe II should come to the miine?
SUR3, 1F YOU W4NT TO COM3 S1T 1N TH3 OFF1C3 W1TH M3 WH1L3 1 DO S4F3TY R3PORTS.
4T L34ST YOU'R3 CONF1D3NT 1N 1T.
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...1 SHOULD PROB4BLY V1S1T H1M TOO.
(( man I like fully don't know what to do w beforan terezi. I'm going with post-incident so the vibe I'm feeling for her is she's now y'know. Paperwork safety inspector is that anything
(( Whatever direction you'd like! You can get pretty OCified with Beforan ancestors tbh, since for the most part there's so little to go off on. ))
>:)
F4SC1N4T3D BY TH3 CONC3PT OF #3R1D4NW33K BUT ULT1M4T3LY GL4D 1 D1D NOT 4TT3ND
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
LOV3 YOUR WORK
1 H4V3 4 LOT OF FR33 T1M3 CURR3NTLY 4ND 1T H4S B33N SUGG3ST3D 1 DO SOM3TH1NG SOC14L. SO. H3R3 W3 4R3.
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BAHAHAHAHAH got em
clearly my advanced comedy is lost on you