@gullibleColumnist — #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ She wandered Eridan Week, a step and a half, a stumble and some more. Her thinkpan flares up with more and more pain. Nugthrobs were a bit of a bitch for her. Not a great feeling, you know? She stepped past other guests at the venue, many of them are familiar obviously from previous cycles, but a majority of them she has no interest in. Her eyes follow the ground up to the horizon in the sky, then she finally sees her. Stood about a foot and then some taller than Darlin is an older woman. One side of her hair is red, another side of black. She's focused on a dispute between an Englis...Read more
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't know if I'm a fan of the crucifixion-- not that I'm against making the seadweller pay for his sins I would've personally just put him in a wicker man instead... #eridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ After she left her hive, the columnist took a moment to really consider this complicated journey ahead, though remembering just how important that lighter is to her; she settles with it. She takes her scuttlebuggy down to Eridan Week. It was an event hosted by Jane Crocker and Eridan Ampora, trolls who Darlin had no clue the larger importance of. All she knew them as was the alien girl and the whiney highblood. Her hand is pressed to her forehead in disappointment, looking at herself in the rearview mirror. Her mind is occupied. Too occupied. With too many people. She really does...Read more
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ RING RING RI- A palm shot out from the green thick sopor in the bowels of a recuperacoon, latched onto the edge -- whatever's under the surface pulled itself up from the depths. Within a few seconds, the head of a rustblood surfaces from the goop, the most identifiable feature is her red curls running through grey hair. running through the mid part of her damp hair. A deep breath, a deeper sigh. Her gaze followed the floor up to the alarm clock positioned next to the cocoon. She pulled herself out, her body wrapped in bandaging like a mummy. Her name is DARLIN DEARIE. Darlin...Read more
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I remember literally nothing from #eridanweek cycle 5. Gh. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ lelft. eridna day. still high is that bad #substances #eridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy #gore curntly blleding out!!!!!! fuckign amazing party!!!! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy YA chuvstvuyu sebya REMARKABLE! https://files.catbox.moe/scnig6.png https://files.catbox.moe/eoj2qs.png ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK THIS BITCH BIT ME!!!!! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK IM SPRINTINGF FOR MYL IFE ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWEEK THSI FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek if i die blame crocker ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ So is like ... the big twist at #EridanWeek just.. candy? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't get the big fuss about some candy. Just sweets 's all. #IWANTCANDY I guess? Do humans get real high from sugar? Is that a thing they can do? #eridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK was wonderful. I got to see someone important to me, I used so much film I might be borderline broke for a while... And someone shived me, i guess. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek eveyrthing eplxoded ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek i think i just got likghtheaded,m gh rankmaids the iwnner ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #intermission #iunderstandyaoinow ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #tagcream #eridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/1c33ll.gif ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek he just spanked him with a paddle. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK C C C CAGEEEE MATCH! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek theres no fucking way he just hit the shaft head tilt ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening Dirty babe (uh-huh) You see these shackles baby, I'm your slave (uh-huh) I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave (uh-huh) It's just that no one makes me feel this way (uh-huh) Take 'em to the chorus Come here girl (go 'head be gone with it) Come to the back (go 'head be gone with it) VIP (go 'head be gone with it) Drinks on me (go 'head be gone with it) Let me see what you're twerking with (go 'head be gone with it) Look at those hips (go 'head be gone with it) You make me smile (go 'head be gone with it) Go 'head child (go 'head be gone with it) And, get...Read more
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek DIRK HAS POUNCED! #violence ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK EQUIUS IS HERE TO JOIN THE TWO OTHER MEN??? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, the most important packages have arrived! jake english-- i think thats his name, right? i dont know much about the humans- an- and dirk strider. that guy i know about it was kinda forced knowledge. theyre both covered in enough oil to run down a slip and side and then some-- ]
#eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/y1es3f.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Slept in but just made it to #eridanweek. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ probably going to be at #eridanweek, wasn't there yestercycle because... erm. reasons? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't know if I'm gonna attend #eridanweek this cycle but we'll see... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ now that #eridanweek has calmed down i will be playing RE:6 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek REAL GOOD WE DANCE IN THAT STUDIO SNAP SNAP TO THAT SHIT ON THE RADIO DONT STOP FOR ANYONE WE'RE PLASTIC BUT WE STILL HAVE FUN IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ] ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek I'LL BE YOUR GIRL, BACKSTAGE AT YOUR SHOW VELVET ROPES AND GUITARS, YEAH 'CUZ YOURE MY ROCKSTAR BETWEEN THE SETS, EYELINER AND CIGARETTES SHADOW IS BURNT YELLOW, DANCE AND WE TURN MY LASHES ARE DRY, PURPLE TEARDROPS I CRY! IT DON'T HAVE A PRICE, LOVIN' YOU IS CHERRY PIE. 'CUZ YOU KNOW THAT BABY I- https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #NOWLISTENING #ERIDANWEEK IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK I FUCKING LOVE PAPARAZZI!!!!! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek TROLL LADY GAGA IS HERE ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://tenor.com/view/rosie-animal-crossing-pocket-camp-cat-maracas-gif-24484371 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Bruno Mars just strangled Julioh while screaming about how much loves the empire. It WAS a fire transition though to Uptown Funk. #gore #eridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek HE'S PERFORMING ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek it was a sponsorship. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, the goon swinging bruno has been slain. i put a cigarette out on eridan ampora. #violence ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, handed Typewriter off to someone. If they even so much as damage her internals I am going to cull them. #threats. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek THEY KIDNAPPED TROLL BRUNO MARS AND ERIDAN ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, I guess I'm fucking stuck here now? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, currently being threatened by @cesarianAqueduct ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #Eridanweek there's an influx of Drones. Julioh has left. I'm kinda... worried. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars hasnt shown up? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]