♦ pitied by @gutlessGorturer

THIS IS WHY I DON'T FuCK WITH ASTROLOGY SLuTS. THEY SPIT INCOMPREHENSIBLE SHIT LIKE THIS AT YOu. AND ARE LIKE. BuT MERCuRY IS IN RETROGRADE. SO DON'T WORRY ABOuT IT.

Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png

An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!