♦ pitied by @handymanCan

~TO~ be clear because I think it'll fuck with yO~u. I thO~ught yO~u were saying that with my bl~Own ~Off legs I cO~uld squeeze intO~ tight places like a wiggler labO~rer~
Fun Fact: Hammers are forged in the fires of Gehenna. This is how they are so good at killing people.

c< uHHHH, stay safe? >c
Thank you. II can't materiialiize everythiing yet after all. They really have gone downhiill, they u2ed two offer 15% off coupon2, cheap2kate2...

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this powertool guy might be the most terrifying fucker on the site and i'M NOT joking.

i actively and aggressively campaign for less safe work spaces to test t)(e skill, agility, and endurance of t)(e average troll so quite BABYING T)(-----EM. look at t)(ese scuzz suckin slumlords. t)(ey aint gonna get smarter, fiercer, M-EAN----ER makin s)(it safe. t)(ins will get safer... w)(en t)(ey L-EARN )(ow to FIG)(T BACK t)(e DANG----ER!
Please do your best to calm down and promise to do better next time.

You learned your lesson.

>> buddy,, no,,,

My eyes.

∻Nature is beautiful, especially at h☢me. https://file.garden/ad5G09f☢F0kAW8K_/beach.png∻
>>| why my chittr .is covered .in .ads?

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a745b2eaf183.jpg 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
2omethiing'2 really fucked iif you are replaciing your aiir duct fiilter2 that often, not gonna liie, liike where would that even be an ii22ue? the mythiical Trollhara de2ert planet?
When out who hurt that poor conden2er....

PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action regarding a companys failure to follow appropriate workplace safety procedures - and sure, why not - i know a guy who can make it happen

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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Glad to have been of service my fine and funny provider of fun! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I'm actively participating in so many self-safety violations. For fun and profit

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#TROLL2HAVIIOLATIION ##TROL2HA @barackObama
Thii2 ii2... ju2t the truth, and the truth hurt2 2o very much.
Uhhhhhh, thanks I guess for the offer! I do my own repairs though
It's so disgustingly efficient. ▼








