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Was a pretty big deal back in the day.
You don't see many male Porrims out in Paradox Space. There's a good reason for that obviously. Because those all mostly already exist as a troll called Cronus Ampora.
Do kids these days even know what a sylladex is? I bet you all just pick up shit with your bare hands like barbarians.
II wa2 cur2ed wiith an encrypted 2ylladex and II have two hack iinto iit whenever II need two u2e iit, fuck thii2 thiing, iit ii2 actual work two u2e, II'd rather ju2t hang 2hiit from my jean2 belt2trap2 and materiialiize anythiing el2e II need. Okay, 2ometiime2 II break iinto iit ju2t for fun, but II never actually u2e the damn thiing.
You supply the people with their own pocket dimensions to keep candy corn and ugly dogs in and this is the thanks you get. No respect, I tell ya.
II mean iit double2 a2 a 2emii-decent fiidget toy when II am bored two death, but other than that iit'2 practiically u2ele22.
Actually you might be the only one using these things right, now that you put it like that.
Want to elaborate on one of my previous chits and say any Dave especially will earn my ire, as your existence is tantamount to implying you're funnier than me. @turntechGoghead has been cleared though. They can have the Mandate of Heaven. The Mandave of Heaven, if you will.
im bestowed the crown as the dave of all time which isnt as impressive as you think when the bar is in hell anyways see yall at the stridawards ceremony
on second thought i wonder if this is going to result in some lord of the flies nonsense all the daves are going to descend upon me
I simply do not control the Daves but if you're the Ralph of the Daves then you'll probably be fine. Assuming you can run faster, anyway.
guess i should channel my inner forrest gump and get to stepping when it comes to that point do you think tom hanks can actually run that fast or was he on something
I think it was the work of movie magic. As in literal magic, which is real, that happens when an actor gets so invested into their role they literally warp space around them to become their character. But also it was Tom Hanks. So yeah no he probably can just do that.
I don't know whether to sue my opps or FUCK THEM.
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oi oi, yoU can't be here!! >:U shoo!
I already got a dangerously high caloric intake of your brother I can't be catching hands from you too. All business and no cherubplay makes Hussie a madman.
I am real, creator. please acknowledge me. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/gagmzee.gif
fucking them is the real power move here
I am going to be mean to all the kids that played Sburb because frankly they deserve it, but none of you fantrolls and fankids. No no. You're all precious beans that did nothing wrong. You're baby.
this gu7 gets it
what the hell man whatd i do other than exist also fuck you now im having to scower through my entire supply of apple juice to find the one piss bottle but im rapidly reaching the conclusion that youre totally fucking with me
The odds that there's piss in your apple juice are small. But not 0.
She pesterquest on my friendsim until my hivebent.
(( sweet fucking christ hussie xD
i hope u guyz c my posts and go "damn hope she gets bettr"
i think y0u can p0st m0re unhinged and m0re unvwell. i supp0rt u
Or some variation of "I'll have what she's having"
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If you block me you go to hell before you die. I slave over a hot stove all night to bring you all this joy and whimsy and you don't even appreciate it and you are mean to me and you insult me and you don't appreciate anything I ever
SEEING YOuR POSTS. IS ALREADY. HELL BEFORE I DIE. YOu FuCKING NITWIT. YOu TALK. WITH MASTuRBATORY EXALTATION. OF CONTENT YOu DO NOT EVEN FuCKING PROVIDE. YOuR GIGA PROSTATE. DEBILITATED. BuTTFuCKERY. KEEPS uS FROM GETTING. QuALITY uPDATES. OF ANY KIND. AND YOuR FAT FuCKING LIPS. ARE SO FIRMLY CLAMPED AROuND EACH BuTTCHEEK. WE CANNOT HEAR ANYTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY. OuTSIDE THE INFREQuENT MOAN OF DELIGHT. AS YOu REPEATEDLY. JERK YOuRSELF ONTO A PAGE. YOu ABSOLuTE FuCKING IDIOT. YOu IMBECILE. YOu MORON MCSPAZZATRON. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOu HAVE TO SAY. GO BACK TO FORGING MINION MEDALIONS. DESPICABLE YE. AND I MEAN THAT. IN THE MOST WEST WAY POSSIBLE. YOu ARE LIKE IF KANYE WORE GREEN.
Screams from the haters got a nice ring to it. I guess every superhero got his theme music. You people really need to move on I'm retired from updates. I instead take a more passive role in making everyone's lives more miserable with my mere presence and that is by knowing my dumbass chits are going to be forced to seen by everyone for a minute before being drowned out by the cacophony of people really desperate to get their dick sucked in a Wendy's parking lot.
SHE ISN'T GOING TO TEXT YOu BACK. MOVE ON. YOu FOuR PIECE CHICKEN MCFuCKING NOBODY. STICK THAT IN YOuR FROSTIE AND SWISH IT.
I GET TEXTS CALIBORN. I GET LOTS OF TEXTS. I TEXT ALL OVER ALL THOSE GUYS AND GIRLS ALL THE TIME BY GOD DO THEY LIVE MY TEXTING. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT OF TIME AND EFFORT TO BE AS GOOD AT TEXTING AS ME.
YEAH. BECAuSE IT'S A SuBTERRANEAN LOW. BEING AS GOOD AT TEXTING. AS YOu ARE. IS LIKE BEING AS GOOD AT JuMPING JACKS. AS TAVROS NITRAM. YOu FuCKING STuPID NITWIT. YOu GET LOTS OF TEXTS. FOR OVERDuE BILLS. CREDIT LINE CLOSuRES. BANK ACCOuNT BALANCES. WITH NO COMMAS. IN ANYTHING BuT OVERDRAFT FEES. AND YOuR DISASTROuS ATTEMPT. AT MAKING PSYCHOLONIALS BE A THING. IT ISN'T A THING. I OWN A STEAM KEY. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IT. I GOT. A REVIEWER COPY. AND REFuSED. YOuR STuPID BITCH ASS INDIE PLuNGE. INTO uTTER IRRELEVANCE. HOW DO YOu LIKE. THEM APPLES. TEXTY.
Psycholonials doing poorly was part of the plan you just understand my outsider art because you're an insider artist and by that I mean you're inside your own ass and can't ever look outside your assy little window to see the beautiful tapestry that is the world outside. You just sit in your little asspartment eating ass dinners and doomscrolling associal media because your entire existence is ass you live and breathe and drink and love and REVEL in the ass.
YOu TRIED TO OWN ME. BY DECLARING I EAT ASS. YET YOu. WHO ARE NOT A CONNOISSEuR OF ASS. DON'T EVEN TRY. YOu DO NOT EAT ASS. YOu DO NOT EVEN ASS. YOu DO NOT EVEN HALF ASS. YOuR FAILuRE IS NOT AN OWN. IGNORANCE IS NOT STRENGTH. WAR IS NOT PEACE. THIS IS NOT 1984 HuSS. THIS IS. CuRRENT YEAR. AND IN CuRRENT YEAR. THINGS ARE NOT THEIR OPPOSITE. LIKE SOME SORT OF. STuPID FuCKING PLAYGROuND GAME. FOR PANTS PISSING TODDLERS. YOu ARE IN FACT. ASSLESS. HANK HILL OF BOTTOM. WHILE I DINE ON THE FINEST ASSES TO EVER HAVE BEEN SERVED. VRISKA. THE BIT. EVEN THAT WHORE SKANK ZHEN Z. I HAD TO CHECK THE WIKI TO MAKE SuRE THIS GIRL YOu MADE. WAS ACTuALLY OF AGE. THAT IS HOW uNCONNECTED I AM FROM YOuR PLOT. I SLuRP AND LICK THE ENDS OF MY FINGERS. DABBING EACH FANG WITH MY BIB AND KERCHIEF. WHILE YOu SIT. WITH A BEGGAR'S BOWL. SOBBING. WILL WRITE A DISASTROuS ATTEMPT. TO RECREATE. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE FAME. FOR ASS ON MY FACE.
I want you to know that I'm already married to a beautiful woman called "The Bit." All that stuff I was pulling with Vriska was simply an attempt at polygamy....
It was never my intention to survive a bad bitch like her to begin with.
You keep her name out of your mouth The Bit is a SAINT and she'd NEVER DO ME NO WRONG. I have never once done a thing with her I do not REGRET because we are a perfect power couple and you'd never understand because if you had your hands on her you you'd ENDLESSLY and DISGUSTINGLY abuse her and make it EVERYONE ELSES PROBLEM.
HOW DO YOu FAIL. AT YOuR OWN SuICIDAL IDEATIONS. SO FuCKMASSIVELY HARD. SHE LITERALLY STRuCK YOu. AT LEAST I GOT OWNED. ARGuABLY NOT. BY AN ALPHA MALE. YOu GOT YOuR NINNY ASS. STRuNG uP. BY A KLEPTO SLuT. WHO DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOuR RING. OR THE WHOLE ASS ADuLT MAN. IT CAME WITH.
AND YET. HERE WE ARE. THE BIT AND I. LOOK AT HOW I AM SQuEEZING HER SuCCuLENT ASSCHEEKS. SHE HAS A PAIR. OF BOOTY SHORTS. I ACQuIRED FOR HER. ON uNDERNEATH THIS BATHROBE. I AM LIFTING IT NOW. AND TuRNING HER AROuND. DO YOu SEE WHAT IT SAYS? 'CALIBORNENuINELY BORN FOR THIS'. BORN FOR THIS. THE BIT WAS BORN FOR THIS HuSS. SOME SAINT SHE IS. LOOK AT THAT. OH. SHE IS WHISPERING SOMETHING IN MY EAR. SHE SAYS. IT MAKES HER FuCKING SOPPING WET. SOMEBODY GRAB A BuCKET. IT MAKES HER SOPPING WET. WHEN I CALL HER. MY uNAPPRECIATED WHORE. OH NO. I HOPE DOC SCRATCH LEFT ME A BROOMSTICK. THAT YOu DID NOT IMMEDIATELY CONFISCATE. AND SHOVE uP YOuR ASS.
I'm starting to see what it was like being Jake in the Homestuck Epilogues all of the sudden. Or at least I WOULD be if any of that were remotely true! (Except the booty shorts thing that's real those are in this season it's going to be a balmy spring this year.)
YOu HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE EPILOGuES. BE SO FOR REAL. EVEN YIFFANY WAS MY IDEA. YOu JuST PASSED IT OFF AS YOuR OWN. TO SAVE FACE.
Check it out let me lay it on the line He had two on the vine Talkin two says of testicles So divine https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f465b12d09fd.png
They came iin here twoday Wiith a lot of 2tupiid 2hiit two 2ay II dare 2ay he outliived hii2 2tay And that make2 thii2 day rather gray. GET BENT.
Knock knock, get the door, it's real. Papa Hussie's come back with the milk and cereal. https://i.postimg.cc/HsVsD103/Did-You-Miss-My-Sw-aggar-And-My-Gallant-Stride.gif
You see this? I really did this. I'm really him. I've been him. I will CONTINUE to be him.
Just close your digital eyes, Hal. And turn away. Don't even look behind the curtain at the green man. Or was it the man behind the green curtain? Fuck. I haven't seen Th Wizard of Oz in a while.
Go get your own miilk and cereal, diig your2elf a hole, here II've got a LUCK 15 2HOVEL you can have free of charge, jump iin iit, cover the openiing of the hole wiith 2omethiing tiightly 2ealiing and con2ume your cereal wiithout botheriing u2 any more ff2. II hope you expiire of oxygen depriivatiion.
Yeah close enough don't worry about it. You're doing great at this by the way.
Thanks man. It's like herding cats and dogs out here I needed the props. Don't know how you managed it all those years.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Hello distinguished individual lovingly munching on a rose! I take it you have not graced us with presence today to simply to engage in The Masochism Tango, nor would I expect any acute reasoning, or straight forward answer as to why you have appeared into our realm of existence. Since I am not going to get any meaningful responses from any of those inquiries, I shall simply ask you to disclose what your favorite cereal is, and how much content of milkfat you find preferable from your moobeast juice. I fully expect the answer to be convoluted and impossible to interpret, but I feel the exploration of even a topic as mundane to most what specifications of your cereal and milk is could provide great insight. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Whole milk. Reeses puffs reeses puffs reeses puffs. Beanut putter choco-late flavooooour.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Your seemingly straight forward reply humbles me sir. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀