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HELLO FRiENDS!! HAPPY TO BE HERE!! PLEASE iNT

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HTTPS://FiLES.CATBOX.MOE/V947U0.JPG #NSFW

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

ah, the old snake joke. i can't believe i was ever so embarrassed by them!

HOW iS iT POSSiBLE TO NOT BE APPALLED?? iTS SO SCANDALOUS!! HEHE iWi

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

well, i've grown qUite a bit! honestly, i'm not even sUre how any of Us find serpents particUlarly sexy in the first place... beaUtifUl, certainly! bUt... eh.

YOU REALLY ARE SO iNTERESTiNG!! i CANNOT RELATE

NEW ARTWORK!! i PUT A LOT OF HEART AND SOUL iNTO THiS ONE HTTPS://FiLES.CATBOX.MOE/9YVRS2.PNG

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@archiveAddict[AA]

you are so cute!

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WHAAAT THANK YOU SO MUCH!! SWOON <3

PLOTTiNG AND SCHEMiNG #GiRLBLOGGiNG

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

oh? care to expoUnd, ii? :U

YES!! YOU SEE, HE LiKES TO HANG THESE REALLY STUPiD POSTERS OF WOLVES ALL OVER OUR ROOM. EVERY TiME i TEAR THEM DOWN, HE GETS NEW ONES. i’M GOiNG TO FiND WHEREVER HE’S STASHiNG ALL THESE REPLACEMENTS. THiS iSN’T OUT OF MALiCE, THEY ACTUALLY SCARE ME A LiTTLE AND i NEED THEM TO STOP LOOKiNG AT ME!!

Can't stand candy. Nasty shit. Cake n sweets. Glad I don't have to eat anymore so I don't have to eat them.

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MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

u don't need lips 2 kiss! u can bonk faces n das da same ting

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i WiLL BE TRYiNG THiS THANK YOU!!

K!// your ne!ghbor

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i WiSH!!

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.

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i LiKE FONDANT

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iVE BEEN DOiNG A LOT OF THiNKiNG LATELY

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whatve you been thinking about. penny for your thoughts

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WOULD iT BE WORTHWHiLE TO PLAN THE MURDER OF MY HORRiBLE BROTHER? FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE OF COURSE. iVE ALSO BEEN THiNKiNG ABOUT LUNCH THOUGH

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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

i mean yeah do what your heart desires my guy

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT!!

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HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

yoU know, being on earth as long as i have, i've nearly forgotten how scandaloUs a serpent can be. i sUppose i now regard things like this more akin to tastefUl, artistic nUdity than anything! ~u~

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“HUMAN GOOGLE” iS A TREASURE TROVE!! iTS ABSURD

WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33

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iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG

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You Should Kill Your Father Figure!

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i WiSH i HAD A FATHER FiGURE TO KiLL SO i COULD BE A PART OF THiS :(

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:+> [UPDATE: After my many MANY attempts to get him to leave I decided to just accept my fate. Whatever, I have a chance to annoy him back. Not my fault he decided to swing by when I'm already not in a great mood.] https://i.postimg.cc/BvZk0zXK/photo.png

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YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!! <33

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SHARING THIS SOUNDS LIKE A NICE TREAT, WHOS DOWN :3 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/ef/7a/5fef7ab60308eb0b7f33a4d4f5b8f6d3.jpg

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YUMMY!!

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

I NEED TO BE ELBOWED IN THE FUCKING FACE, BREAK MY JAW, BREAK MY NOSE. FUCK ME UP. OH AND SWEET POST #NSFWE #KINK #BLACKROOM https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7e/7f/3e/7e7f3e2cecf44a85c8d035fd9d47dc1f.jpg

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LOOKS DELiCiOUS GOOD LUCK WiTH THE REST OF THAT STUFF

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MY HORRiBLE ROOMMATE LEFT A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND i HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO CLEAN iT UP AGAiN!! i HAVE NEVER FELT THiS FURiOUS iN MY LiFE i_i

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

i've been there, UnfortUnately. my "roommate" was obstinate, stUbborn, and all aroUnd entirely resistant to change, bUt i occasionally managed to get him to tidy Up a bit. what's yoUrs like? i might have some advice.

HE iS BROODY AND MiSERABLE AND PRONE TO LASHiNG OUT WHEN HES UPSET.. iVE TRiED EVERYTHiNG BUT HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME ANYMORE!! i WONDER HOW HE CAN EVEN LiVE WHiLE BEiNG SO DOWN TRODDEN

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

oh, dear, that's mUch different than i was expecting... i sUppose i shoUldn't consider my experiences Universal! how is he aboUt the rUles? are yoU breaking them by giving yoUr name, or is callisto a pseUdonym?

i DOUBT HE HAS ANY iDEA iM EVEN ON HERE!! HiS iGNORANCE iS HiS ONLY POSiTiVE TRAiT. i APOLOGiZE iF iM COMiNG OFF AS CRUEL, i AM JUST SO iRKED!! HE WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THE DESiRE TO MAKE FRiENDS AND iTS ONLY FAiR AFTER HES GONE OUT OF HiS WAY TO MAKE ME UPSET

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i still worry... pUblicizing yoUr name is qUite the escalation of hostilities! if any of Us meet him, yoU've given Us free reign to pUt him right to sleep. and if he finds oUt, he'll do the same.

i DOUBT HE WOULD EVER STEP FOOT ON HERE!! HE NEVER TALKS TO ME, MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE. HE WiLL NEVER KNOW

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

well, if you're sUre. even i'm not so brazen aboUt bending the rUles. U~U apologies if i'm providing Unsolicited advice here, lUv! as yoU can see from my pfp, i've been aroUnd the block, so i figUred i might try to help. ;U

i TRUST YOU COMPLETELY!! i WiLL RECONSiDER MY BEHAViOR

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

(( skhfldhckhdhd INSANE BEHAVIOR

she can never be normal//

DiNNER HTTPS://iMGUR.COM/A/UNVFYVL

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>nice embed fucknug

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HOW DO i MAKE iMAGES WORK? i_i

i DON’T KNOW HOW iM SORRY!!

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T3ll m3 what your3 li2t3ning to. Thi2 i2 not a r3qu32t.

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