Callisto <3
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HELLO FRiENDS!! HAPPY TO BE HERE!! PLEASE iNT
People be horny now #NSFW
WHAT. HOW CAN I BE HORNY. WHEN I DON’T HAVE HORNS? THIS COMMAND IS FuCKING BIASED. TOWARDS TROLLS.
Can't stand candy. Nasty shit. Cake n sweets. Glad I don't have to eat anymore so I don't have to eat them.
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
u don't need lips 2 kiss! u can bonk faces n das da same ting
let's see What i got for dinner... decades old potted meat, decade old potted meat, decade old potted meat, bag of chips somehoW still intact, vodKa thats been Who KnoWs Where, top shelf absinthe lovinglY spared, and... oh looK, more decade old potted meat. trulY, it'sa feast fit for the damned empress herself.
Well, if i had a proper WaY to get it to Ya, it'd be on Your doorstep faster than Y'could saY "canned tomatoes." unfortunatelY, ain't much of a postal service left doWn here. proper shame, it is.
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
iVE BEEN DOiNG A LOT OF THiNKiNG LATELY
whatve you been thinking about. penny for your thoughts
WOULD iT BE WORTHWHiLE TO PLAN THE MURDER OF MY HORRiBLE BROTHER? FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE OF COURSE. iVE ALSO BEEN THiNKiNG ABOUT LUNCH THOUGH
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
yoU know, being on earth as long as i have, i've nearly forgotten how scandaloUs a serpent can be. i sUppose i now regard things like this more akin to tastefUl, artistic nUdity than anything! ~u~
WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33
iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG
You Should Kill Your Father Figure!
i WiSH i HAD A FATHER FiGURE TO KiLL SO i COULD BE A PART OF THiS :(
:+> [UPDATE: After my many MANY attempts to get him to leave I decided to just accept my fate. Whatever, I have a chance to annoy him back. Not my fault he decided to swing by when I'm already not in a great mood.] https://i.postimg.cc/BvZk0zXK/photo.png
SHARING THIS SOUNDS LIKE A NICE TREAT, WHOS DOWN :3 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/ef/7a/5fef7ab60308eb0b7f33a4d4f5b8f6d3.jpg
I NEED TO BE ELBOWED IN THE FUCKING FACE, BREAK MY JAW, BREAK MY NOSE. FUCK ME UP. OH AND SWEET POST #NSFWE #KINK #BLACKROOM https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/7e/7f/3e/7e7f3e2cecf44a85c8d035fd9d47dc1f.jpg
LOOKS DELiCiOUS GOOD LUCK WiTH THE REST OF THAT STUFF
MY HORRiBLE ROOMMATE LEFT A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND i HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO CLEAN iT UP AGAiN!! i HAVE NEVER FELT THiS FURiOUS iN MY LiFE i_i
i've been there, UnfortUnately. my "roommate" was obstinate, stUbborn, and all aroUnd entirely resistant to change, bUt i occasionally managed to get him to tidy Up a bit. what's yoUrs like? i might have some advice.
HE iS BROODY AND MiSERABLE AND PRONE TO LASHiNG OUT WHEN HES UPSET.. iVE TRiED EVERYTHiNG BUT HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME ANYMORE!! i WONDER HOW HE CAN EVEN LiVE WHiLE BEiNG SO DOWN TRODDEN
oh, dear, that's mUch different than i was expecting... i sUppose i shoUldn't consider my experiences Universal! how is he aboUt the rUles? are yoU breaking them by giving yoUr name, or is callisto a pseUdonym?
i DOUBT HE HAS ANY iDEA iM EVEN ON HERE!! HiS iGNORANCE iS HiS ONLY POSiTiVE TRAiT. i APOLOGiZE iF iM COMiNG OFF AS CRUEL, i AM JUST SO iRKED!! HE WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THE DESiRE TO MAKE FRiENDS AND iTS ONLY FAiR AFTER HES GONE OUT OF HiS WAY TO MAKE ME UPSET
i still worry... pUblicizing yoUr name is qUite the escalation of hostilities! if any of Us meet him, yoU've given Us free reign to pUt him right to sleep. and if he finds oUt, he'll do the same.
i DOUBT HE WOULD EVER STEP FOOT ON HERE!! HE NEVER TALKS TO ME, MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE. HE WiLL NEVER KNOW
well, if you're sUre. even i'm not so brazen aboUt bending the rUles. U~U apologies if i'm providing Unsolicited advice here, lUv! as yoU can see from my pfp, i've been aroUnd the block, so i figUred i might try to help. ;U
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