Callisto <3
@illuminatingIconolatry
HELLO FRiENDS!! HAPPY TO BE HERE!! PLEASE iNT
MORE YURi NOW! i’D KiSS SO MANY GiRLS iF i HAD LiPS
u don't need lips 2 kiss! u can bonk faces n das da same ting
EVERY DAY i GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO ViCTORY!! SOMETiMES i WORRY MY BEHAViOR iSN’T ACTUALLY BENEVOLENT BUT, BUT THEN i REMEMBER EVERYTHiNG i DO iS JUSTiFiED FOR THE GREATER GOOD. THE WORLD iS BETTER OFF WiTHOUT HiM!! iWi
i’M PEEiNG ON HiS MONiTOR TAKE THiS YOU HORRiBLE ASSHOLE
TODAY i WiLL EAT THREE BOXES OF SPECiAL STARDUST!! TOMORROW?? WHO KNOWS!!
#CHiTTRCONFESSiON SOMETiMES i HiDE SLABS OF RAW MEAT AROUND MY ROOM TO AGE AND REDiSCOVER LATER FOR A DELiCiOUS SURPRiSE
i HAVE iNFiLTRATED HiS SPACE AND TORN DOWN HiS DiSTURBiNG WOLFMAN POSTERS. THEY JUST KEPT STARiNG AT ME AND i GOT A LiTTLE SCARED TO BE HONEST.. i WiLL LEAVE HiM A LETTER. iM SURE HE WiLL UNDERSTAND MY MOTiVES!!
m make sure to ask n nicely he probably l likes those things
HOLY SHiT!! HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/67254015F272.WEBP
iVE BEEN DOiNG A LOT OF THiNKiNG LATELY
whatve you been thinking about. penny for your thoughts
WOULD iT BE WORTHWHiLE TO PLAN THE MURDER OF MY HORRiBLE BROTHER? FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE OF COURSE. iVE ALSO BEEN THiNKiNG ABOUT LUNCH THOUGH
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
yoU know, being on earth as long as i have, i've nearly forgotten how scandaloUs a serpent can be. i sUppose i now regard things like this more akin to tastefUl, artistic nUdity than anything! ~u~
WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33
iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG
DiNNER!! THE iMAGE WiLL WORK THiS TiME i SWEAR HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/00581E602883.JPEG
DiNNER HTTPS://iMGUR.COM/A/UNVFYVL
YOU MAY HAVE NOTiCED i ALTERED MY APPEARANCE iN MY PROFiLE PiCTURE!! THiS iS BECAUSE iN MY iMAGiNATiON HE iS DEAD AND i HAVE DOMiNATED #NEVERGiVEUP
w!nners mental!ty r!ght there. cant argue aga!nst a lady w dr!ve
i DREW MY VERY OWN PROFiLE PiCTURE AND i THiNK iT LOOKS SO CUTE!! <33
YOU ARE ALL SO STRANGE WHAT iS A RUMBLE SPHERE??
HUMANS CALL THEM BOOBS. THEY ARE PROTECTIVE FAT MASSES.
EVERY DAY i AM COMFORTED BY THE FACT i AM ALWAYS CORRECT AND MEANT TO SUCCEED iN LiFE <33 i LOVE BEiNG ME
i HOPE HE SNEAKS ONTO MY MONiTOR AGAiN AND SEES MY POSTS ABOUT HATiNG HiM
NEED A MOMENT!! GOiNG TO BREAK THiNGS iN A FiT OF RAGE!! SO SORRY!!
MY HORRiBLE ROOMMATE LEFT A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND i HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO CLEAN iT UP AGAiN!! i HAVE NEVER FELT THiS FURiOUS iN MY LiFE i_i
i've been there, UnfortUnately. my "roommate" was obstinate, stUbborn, and all aroUnd entirely resistant to change, bUt i occasionally managed to get him to tidy Up a bit. what's yoUrs like? i might have some advice.
HE iS BROODY AND MiSERABLE AND PRONE TO LASHiNG OUT WHEN HES UPSET.. iVE TRiED EVERYTHiNG BUT HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME ANYMORE!! i WONDER HOW HE CAN EVEN LiVE WHiLE BEiNG SO DOWN TRODDEN
oh, dear, that's mUch different than i was expecting... i sUppose i shoUldn't consider my experiences Universal! how is he aboUt the rUles? are yoU breaking them by giving yoUr name, or is callisto a pseUdonym?
i DOUBT HE HAS ANY iDEA iM EVEN ON HERE!! HiS iGNORANCE iS HiS ONLY POSiTiVE TRAiT. i APOLOGiZE iF iM COMiNG OFF AS CRUEL, i AM JUST SO iRKED!! HE WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THE DESiRE TO MAKE FRiENDS AND iTS ONLY FAiR AFTER HES GONE OUT OF HiS WAY TO MAKE ME UPSET
i still worry... pUblicizing yoUr name is qUite the escalation of hostilities! if any of Us meet him, yoU've given Us free reign to pUt him right to sleep. and if he finds oUt, he'll do the same.
i DOUBT HE WOULD EVER STEP FOOT ON HERE!! HE NEVER TALKS TO ME, MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE. HE WiLL NEVER KNOW
well, if you're sUre. even i'm not so brazen aboUt bending the rUles. U~U apologies if i'm providing Unsolicited advice here, lUv! as yoU can see from my pfp, i've been aroUnd the block, so i figUred i might try to help. ;U