Jake English
@jakeEnglish
pfp by papayaparty
My thoughts exactly. Though I do feel a tad bad.
I thought i mightve struck a nerve but apparently i was moreso pressing down on a whole bundle of em... and not in the fun way!
As a person who's a bit out of the "Strider Loop" are they all so... Sincere for a lack of a better word? Or have I just ran into all the ones who swear fealty on a first meeting?
From what ive seen? It totally depends. My dirk isnt nearly as trigger happy but ive met a handful who seem to well... and im not sure how to put this without sounding like a vaguely misogynistic jerk. Act like a jealous girlfriend? I guess?
Could you perchance find it in you to apologize to him? Im not even sure what triggered his anger. But being relegated to finding somewhere else to pee assuming he stays in there for hours doesnt sound like a humdinger of a time to me.
Listen man. Jake to jake im not really keen on the idea of groveling on my knees for the forgiveness of a dude who i dont really know personally nor do i have the foggies notion *why* he blocked me. That aside id be willing to bend the knee and do you this favor out of jake bias but this loops back around to the whole "he blocked me" deal! I cant exactly reach out.
Sure could! And i assume you couldnt convince him to release me from virtual prison?
Im attempting to console him through the door. At the very moment he is refusing to answer me.
You know what, fuck this. I'm blocking them.
Goergle how to get away with murdering your roommate. #violence
omg what did they do
no.........
Guess what I can do, that you can't do? @jakeEnglish
I can not for the life of me understand why dirk would fuck off to meet a puppet. Preposterous if you ask me.
Because I'm adorable????
Ive stopped trying to understand it really. Better leave them to their own devices and just plug up your ears for your own sake.
Probably because I'm all hehe fleshy like hehe a person and hehe not full hehe of stuffing. Yet.
Well im in luck. Whatever it is that he is planning on doing with the puppet is not at all going to be near me.
:)
I am going to curl myself up under the covers and never come out again.
Aw don't be sad you can join in too if you want
Argh!!! Do i have to redo my carefully organized collection of exotic plants again? Why must he mix up their tags???
Oh, forgot I did that.
Green is not a creative color.
Sometimes its better to be blissfully unaware than put effort into the drama.
Weird. Weird.
I was busy.
Uh, no. It's weird dude. What more can I say?
I'm not even fretting or worrying, dawg.
Jeez, dude. Way to air out my dirty laundry.