Jake English

Goergle how to get away with murdering your roommate. #violence

#violence

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Josh Harley

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

omg what did they do

↩ @greenhouseGnostic[GG]

6 hours ago

He has done the unthinkable.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

Josh Harley

6 hours ago

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

@greenhouseGnostic[GG]

no.........

↩ @greenhouseGnostic[GG]

6 hours ago

Yes. He has eaten reeses right in front of me!!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Guess what I can do, that you can't do? @jakeEnglish

@jakeEnglish

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

...Please. Enlighten me.

I can not for the life of me understand why dirk would fuck off to meet a puppet. Preposterous if you ask me.

Kult: +57

Kull: +50

Total: 107

Ratio: 1.14

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

Because I'm adorable????

↩ @unctuousUrchin[UU]

Egad!!!! It speaks!!!!!

English. Jake, English.

nonbinary

love yourself

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Ive stopped trying to understand it really. Better leave them to their own devices and just plug up your ears for your own sake.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

Probably because I'm all hehe fleshy like hehe a person and hehe not full hehe of stuffing. Yet.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgothasTerror[GT]

Well im in luck. Whatever it is that he is planning on doing with the puppet is not at all going to be near me.

↩ @unctuousUrchin[UU]

... ... ... ...Yet?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

↩ @unctuousUrchin[UU]

I am going to curl myself up under the covers and never come out again.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

Antiverified

A user of undeniable disrepute.

Aw don't be sad you can join in too if you want

↩ @unctuousUrchin[UU]

On my grandmothers gravestone. Never!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

2 days ago

Argh!!! Do i have to redo my carefully organized collection of exotic plants again? Why must he mix up their tags???

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

2 days ago

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Oh, forgot I did that.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

2 days ago

Of course you did.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Green is not a creative color.

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Werent you sleeping?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Sometimes its better to be blissfully unaware than put effort into the drama.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

The Bland Highblood

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

Verified

A user of established repute

@tropophilicCharades[TC]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tropophilicCharades[TC]

This man understands entirely!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Weird. Weird.

Kult: +45

Kull: +47

Total: 92

Ratio: 0.96

You should have taken a walk with me. You know.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

I was busy.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

Busy fretting over nothing.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Uh, no. It's weird dude. What more can I say?

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

Nothing. I just wouldnt worry too hard about it.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

I'm not even fretting or worrying, dawg.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

That explains the mess. And the fidgeting! Youre not at all anxious.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Jeez, dude. Way to air out my dirty laundry.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

Is that admission?

Movies seem so much longer when theyre controlled by dirk. What do you mean we have to pause it for the fourth dang time?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

sans

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

must be a pretty important reason.

↩ @aphysicalAmusement[AA]

It is not important reasons!!!

This movie is fantastic!!! And im only 30 minutes in.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

You get way too hyped about apocalyptic movies, dude.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

Im currently at the edge of my seat.

Ah! Finally something i can get behind. Is this a subtle apology?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

You think me playing Elton John is an apology for all the other songs preceding it? Hahahahaha.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

A man can wish.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Missed opportunity to also give me dino nuggies.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Excuse me. Eft i make you tater tots again i will also heat up the nuggets. So you may play with your food like a child.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Ladies, get yourself a roommate that'll treat you like a Princess.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]

Undoubtedly the worst possible outcome i would have predicted.

↩ @jakeEnglish[JE]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Don't think this constitutes being the worst. I could muse a whole host of horror scenarios that would make this seem like a dream come true.

↩ @dirkStrider[DS]