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Siiiiiiiigh, the urge to get into a strife with someone so we 8eat the everloving fuck out of eachother 8efore snogging like ra8id 8ark8east's fighting over the last dish of food is so strong at all times. A dude could dream.
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ham turkey salami pickles onion spinach mustard mayo with the herb and cheese bread!
bitches will hate you for the most inconsequential things like so what if i ate the subway sandwich in two bites you just dont appreciate the finer things in life like me
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someone needs to put me back in my cage #nsfw
uhhh hey gu
꒰@ everyone on chittr lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!! //might qualify as #bodyhorror꒱
yeah people are losers. aint the end of the world though
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hows a troll get to havin people call em mommy. not complainin just caught off guard #nsfw
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
awwwwwwwwww did someone make a stinky? *blasts you with the water hose set to jet*
[ >????? HAVE YE GONE MAD? HAVE YE ATTRACTED SPONGEROT? OR ART THOU A DIAPERSHITTING WIGGLER WHO HATH NO BUSINESS POSTING UPON THIS WEBBED SITE? THINE SENSE OF HUMOR WOULD LANDETH YE IN THE DUNGEON WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A WORD BEFORE THE DUKE WOULD CALLETH THE GUARD TO SEIZE YE. SIMPLY BE BETTER_ ]
Hello neighbor
[ >AND? THAT DOTH BE FUNNY BECAUSE? AT LEAST WAITETH UNTIL YE HAVE 2 MORE NOTIFICATIONS TO CELEBRATE AND POPPETH THINE FIZZY GOLDEN BOTTLES_ ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIGHT. THINKING SOME MORE ABOUT THIS IDEA I'VE GOT FOR BREAKING INTO THE AMATEUR PORN INDUSTRY. THINKING ABOUT BRANDING AND ALL THAHAT SHIT. WHAHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT "BUCKET BREAKERS" FOR THE STUDIO NAME? :o? #nsfw
what if i just / ate the donuts anyway / all fourteen / and the pie too...
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perhaps yOu can dO it like the rOleplays and type “*mOans*” Or sOmething
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 UHNNH.
if you ever see a karkat yelling at me dont help me im right where i wanna be
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being bisexual is great. you have way more people to make you stammer like an idiot!
((FRIEND JUST CALLED AN OOMF ON CHITTER CHOOMF AND I NEARLY HAD WATER COME OUT MY NOSE SEND HELP))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AIGHT PRETTY SURE I'M JUST GONNA BREAK INTO THE AMATEUR SCENE. START MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY AND RUN IT OUTTA MY HIVE. YUNG JUGG PRODUCTIONS OR SOME SHIT. MAYBE START UP AN ONLYFANS. GOTTA PLAY THIS SHIT BY EAR. :o? #nsfw
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party rockin with a mouse tonight, piece of cheese gonna have a big bite...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
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i just remembered fuck the person vwho said "being a vwoman vwould fix me." forgot about that. fuck you, i hope you die a terrible, painful, vwiolent death. #wviolence #transphobia
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Tool would be so much better if they released it as 10,000 days of sloppy sweaty making out instead of just 10,000 days #nsfw
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SMASH. BEST GIRL.
Y34H 4LR1GHT 1LL PL4Y B4LL. COMM3NT FOR 4 SM4SH OR P4SS. #NSFW
I AM FINALLY FREE FROM THIS INFERNAL HOLE!!!!!!!!
Smashh or pass in teh worksss #nsfw
i hate her i <3< her i feel n0thing else f0r her n0thing pure hatred n0thing else ever.
I tink I'm gonna do a smash or passss #nsfw
✿ yup guzzling the summer edition moofly #notsponsored #wishiwasthough #cuztheydsendmefreeredmooflies
☆~𖦹 Snark. You're cute. Now come here, my chest is not going to motorboat itself :) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 What a humble request. No doubt a dream many women have shared. I suppose I could let you rest your face between them for a while 𖦹~☆
i want t0 keep her in an endless l00p 0f death all by my hands repeating again and again 0nly t0 0n the rare merciful 0ccasi0n all0w her t0 get up bef0re kn0cking her d0wn. pinning her d0wn and staring int0 th0se awful beautiful 0rbs in her head as her stupid smirk persists despite it all. #vi0lence #vaguep0sting
これは私の唯一の英語の投稿となります Bought a meatball flavored vape from the "Goodwill." Now my arms won't bend.
☆~𖦹 I do not want to selfishly assume anything but I have a suspicion I know who you're talking about :) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Is that so?~ Well then how may I help you? 𖦹~☆
c< yeaHHHHHHH >c
is the troll berison of fussy (fish pussy) fook #nsfw
yall ever just kinda really suddenly remember the pfp shape here is hexagons n not circles i feel like i glance over them a lot without remembering and then i look closer and go oh fuck that shits more hexagonal than a fucking bee hive whyd i think it was circle smooth
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Take that back.
An ancestor I'd fuck with Hmmmmmm The Grand Highblood himself, my best friend's troll lusus, and why the heck not the Orphaner #nsfw
knock knock. who's there. autism.
Can you dedicate yourself to the lifestyle? To the vision? To plur? If so, I believe you may just make the cut.