azaltal ampolo
@justmashingButtons
Evo champ real trust me
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Whose trying to smash at fight night?
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Cool date idea! We play smash bros together! I promise I won't kick ur ass at it ;)
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Oh shit wait, its yuriday??? is there a yaoiday??? :0
➡️⬇️↘️ HS *command grabs you and kisses you on the forehead* <3 *proceeds to throw you over my shoulder and does a full combo on you*
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Sometimes I wonder... was my ancestor an even bigger chud than I or could they have been one of those fierce fuchsias.
➡️⬇️↘️ HS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlwfDIf8e3Q&list The type of shit I listen to while i compete in tournaments.
➡️⬇️↘️ HS They make leotards for dudes right? askin' for a friend....
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] You think if I talked about fighting games at the function, I'd scare the chicks away? :T
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Lowkey...I should start lugging a giant fucking anchor and use that as a weapon
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Dude sometimes I forget i'm supposedly a "royal blooded" troll. I just be in my hive playing fighting games cause hey, you never know maybe i'll have to do a first to 3 with some Alien for the fate of Alternia....... What was i posting about again???
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Noticing a lot of [NAME]hour posts sooooooo fuck it. GLUE HUFFING HOUR!!! FUCK OPTIMAL GAMEPLAY AND BE AN ABSOLUTE GORILLA
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] " Block this overhead! " I say before drop kicking you in the head








