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azaltal ampolo
@justmashingButtons
Evo champ real trust me
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Does this to you https://file.garden/aconSMx0ggLd80E5/guilty-gear-strive.gif
➡️⬇️↘️ HS https://file.garden/aconSMx0ggLd80E5/may-guilty-gear.gif BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
➡️⬇️↘️ HS @megaloMemes u tha goat
c< yeaH i aM! >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS I need a back up plan for my strife specibus incase the anchor idea doesn't work. I ALSO need to continue to work out so I can be strong enough to lift an anchor... anyone willing to donate an anchor? :D
c< i tHiNK ive gOt ONe ON HaNd, if i dONt? i caN prObably MaKe ONe >c
c< iM NOt just a figHtiNg gaMe player, iM NOt just a taverNKeep, iM alsO, a blacKsMitH! >c
c< 2tsugeKi.... caNt wait 2 see it iN actiON >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Man FUCK royal decrees, I got a tournament to win >:[ #road2evo
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Should probably take care of the battery problem though-
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Surely the other sea dwellers know about the battery dumping issues right?... I don't think the others would take me seriously if I spoke up about it. :|
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Swam outside my hive to touch grass and got a battery dumped on my head. I should probably tell someone about that before it becomes a problem....
c< yOu gOOd? tHat sOuNds liKe a cONcussiON >c
c< KiNd Of? are yOu OKay? >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Okay so I DID kinda sorta get ko'd from it, BUT I'm doing better now! I think I was out for like five minutes?
c< OH stars abOve, tHats a cONcussiON, yOu sHOuld gO see a Medicull prOfessiONal >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Guess it wouldn't hurt to get checked out anyways. Thanks for the tip cap'n.
c< Of cOurse! i always gOtta Help My fellOw figHtiNg gaMe players! >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Whose trying to smash at fight night?
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Ɏ i think sma-a-ashing things is the whole point it is kind of implied. you know by the fighting. Ɏ
8ro's using raw dp on wakeup 8rother you're gonna get fullcom8o punished noooooooo
➡️⬇️↘️ HS I LOVE USING REVERSAL OPTIONS ON WAKEUP RAHH (They won't expect it the third time, right?)
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Y'know, I did type this too fast and meant smash bros...Buuuut the other doesn't sound too bad...............
➡️⬇️↘️ HS I got excited and typed to fast cause I thought it was a fighting game event, I MEANT *PLAY* SMASH 😭
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Cool date idea! We play smash bros together! I promise I won't kick ur ass at it ;)
did you just fucking shoryu me in this post
➡️⬇️↘️ HS HS is a Guilty Gear button BUT still a shoryu input nontheless
just lost -100 gaming cred fuck my chud life
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Oh shit wait, its yuriday??? is there a yaoiday??? :0
wait your turn.
Yeah that's called every .o°ther day c.o°me .o°n let us have this
➡️⬇️↘️ HS *command grabs you and kisses you on the forehead* <3 *proceeds to throw you over my shoulder and does a full combo on you*
₍^. .^₎⟆ Screw yearn!ng, ch!ttr you better put more fat men and women on my t!mel!ne.꠹
hi (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mrrrow ;3c꠹
SCREECH ヾ(＾-＾)ノ
Instant Rechitt.
₍^. .^₎⟆ You get me꠹
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Sometimes I wonder... was my ancestor an even bigger chud than I or could they have been one of those fierce fuchsias.
➡️⬇️↘️ HS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlwfDIf8e3Q&list The type of shit I listen to while i compete in tournaments.
➡️⬇️↘️ HS They make leotards for dudes right? askin' for a friend....
c< last i cHecKed, yeaH >c
➡️⬇️↘️ HS Baller! Im- MY FRIEND is gonna be stoked about this info...
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] You think if I talked about fighting games at the function, I'd scare the chicks away? :T
D --> Correct the notation on your quirk posthaste
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Lowkey...I should start lugging a giant fucking anchor and use that as a weapon
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] That's a way to get swole right?
[]r a way ТТ[] brea]{ y[]ur spine w[]rТТ]-[ a ТТry sТТill
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Fuck yeah! and i'll have a build kind of like those human greek gods
➡️⬇️↘️ HS 'preciate the concern BUUUUT currently in the process of finding an anchor. I'm sure I can handle it B)
if yoU cRUmpLE LikE a bRokEn biScUit i'm going to LaUgh at yoU. knoW thiS
yoUR fUnERaL bRothER! i givE ya cREDit foR going to thE DEEp EnD bUt knoW yoU'RE Looking at a Lot of REcovERy if yoU ovERDo it!
gAmErMaXxInG Rn #NeWpFp HtTpS://FiLe.gArDeN/AgKxCv0t3wE5WzHz/mE.PnG
PL34S3 L3T M3 JO1N
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Dude sometimes I forget i'm supposedly a "royal blooded" troll. I just be in my hive playing fighting games cause hey, you never know maybe i'll have to do a first to 3 with some Alien for the fate of Alternia....... What was i posting about again???
maybE if yoU can SomEhoW incoRpoRatE thE movES yoU SEE into phySicaL SkiLLS yoU can LEaRn. gEt SomE VR SEtUpS, thEy'D WoRk WonDERS!
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] I guess it wouldn't hurt to try squeezing in ACTUAL physical training in with training for fighting game tournaments.
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] Noticing a lot of [NAME]hour posts sooooooo fuck it. GLUE HUFFING HOUR!!! FUCK OPTIMAL GAMEPLAY AND BE AN ABSOLUTE GORILLA
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] " Block this overhead! " I say before drop kicking you in the head
LEaSt yoU'RE kinD EnoUgh to givE thE WaRning
c< ....yOu 4get, yOure gettiNg pOt bustered, aNd i Have 100 bar ON decK, yOure dyiNg >c
☆ Of Kourse you’d waKeup dp☆
c< ggs, well played, sOrry, but, it HappeNs 2 tHe best Of us >c
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] I may have taken an L today BUT I just call this training for Evo
c< every day is traiNiNg 4 evO, My frieNd >c
☆ yeah if ur opponent has a nonfunKtioning thinKpan☆