Meulin Leijon
@lejayjaY
(=^･ω･^=) < I'M DEAD AND I ENJOY BEING DEAD. (=^･ω･^=) < EX-MEOWDEL/STRIPPURR, PAWLSO, WILLING TO GIVE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE AND SET MEW UP FUR DATES!!!! HEADS UP, I'M DEAF. #NSFW #NSFWE #SUBSTANCE
(=^･⩊･^=) < DAMN, DIDN'T THINK A CUEBALL WOULD LOOK SO SUAVE! #DASHWATCHING MAY THE LORD GRRANT MY WISHES!
「SO YOU WISH TO CHOKE ON HIS BALLS?」 #NSFW
:33< ... :33< i think im allowed to question mewre tastes just this once
(=^･⩊･^=) < ... MEOWBE!~
(=^･⩊･^=) < HAHA, MY TASTES PAWRE NOT EVFURRYPAWDY'S CUPPA TEA AND I'VE ACCEPTED THAT!
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH?
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH!!! THANK MEW! *PURRS*
As part of a pending Handmaid Resources case, I have been asked to relinquish the entirety of an image used in a spread for a promotional charity calendar. This is, of course, a request of limited legal weight and impressive theatrical confidence. I have nonetheless elected to comply, as refusing would only lend the matter the dignity of conflict, and I am nothing if not charitable when presented with administrative theater wearing a false mustache. The image in question was commissioned, approved, circulated, praised privately, condemned publicly, and then, with the usual cowardice of management, retroactively classified as evidence. A fascinating journey for a single piece of promotional material. One does wonder whether the calendar was raising funds for charity, or merely for the continued employment of several individuals whose primary qualifications appear to be “typing with urgency” and “misusing the word inappropriate.” For clarity, I am relinquishing all copies in my possession, all associated proofs, all related correspondence, and every incidental draft which may be construed by the terminally ambitious as “supporting documentation.” I am also surrendering any moral claim to the matter, as I have no use for it. Morality is a currency best spent by people who cannot afford precision. Let the record show that I did not object to the charity. I did not object to the calendar. I did not object to the spread. I object only to the insultingly late discovery of principles by those who approved the concept, enjoyed the attention it generated, and only developed vertigo once they realized the ladder they had climbed was visible from the ground. Naturally, Handmaid Resources may file this wherever they keep their other small panics.
(=^･⩊･^=) < DAMN!!! LOOKIN' GOOD, SIR!
Thank you for your continued support, Ms. Leijon.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OF COURSE!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < GOOD MEOWRNING, MEW FILTHY DEGENERATES! THE LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH MY PURRESENCE!
On off days. Primary job is maid work but I take a break at a cafe to enjoy the free snacks and coffee smell to keep me awake. ANd gives me a day/two to plan out the next weeks hives to work at!
(=^･⩊･^=) < THAT SOUNDS KIND OF PURRLEASANT ACTUALLY! MEOWBE I COULD DROP BY OR SOMETHING.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HI, EQUIHISS!!! I HOPE MEW'RE DOING WELL THIS FINE NIGHT!!
D--> Perhaps I have spent too much time in diurnal settings. My le%icon is starting to be affected. But yes, the evening is well and I am starting the day off with a STRONG feeling in my chest that today will be productive.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OOOOHHH!!! ANY PURRLANS FUR TODAY?
D--> Yes, there is a certain piece of equipment I promised to a....recently returned individual that has taken a shamefully long amount of time to complete. I am 100king forwards to completing my offer the anatomical knowledge that will need to be e%ercised to complete the t001 in question....it....makes me sweat....already.
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT... IS IT????
D--> It...is an e%plicitly private matter...you might see the results on the dashboard however.
(=^･⩊･^=) < ... NOW MEW'VE GOT MEOW CURIOUS!
(=^･⩊･^=) < STILL THINKING ABOUT OPAWNING ONE OF THOSE AMA THINGIES.. WOULD ANYPAWDY EVEN WANT ME TO ANSWER??? MY LORD GIVE ME AN ANSWER.
((THey're fun! Let you get out bits of lore than wouldn't come up normally in conversation out too!))
[[ It is and I'm thinking on it! I love dumping lore about my characters. ]]
Awooga making friends
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT TYPE OF FURRIENDS?
The sexy kind
(=^･⩊･^=) < THAT'S THE BEST TYPE!!!~
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEOWRE NUDES FUR THE CROWD!!!~ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/949306110795.PNG #NSFW #SELFIES
(=^･⩊･^=) < MWAAAH TO MY LOYAL FAN!!~
(=^･⩊･^=) < HOW BIG PAWRE WE TALKING?
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH MY!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < I PURROBABLY COULD!~
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEHEHEHE!!! THIS SHALL BE FUN!~