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:33< ... :33< i think im allowed to question mewre tastes just this once
「SO YOU WISH TO CHOKE ON HIS BALLS?」 #NSFW
No fuck they're trying to confiscate my grub launcher, though this was 'merica
OH OKAY YEAH NO, NOTE TO SELF. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I have not 8een fearful once in my new life. Until now.
omfg there is no fucking way i can post this tonight now. #vaguepost
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
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....(( i have never played rufi·h in my life l·l....
🐚It simply Bursts my own bubble that I do not get to revel in it all! A crime! Show me the musculature straining! Barely a photo as well! Meulin we should not stand for this blockage, this! Censorship! -----༄༄༄🐚
iMAGINE ACCUSING SOMEONE OF, rAMONA-ING YOU, wHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY WEARING A BADGE, iNDICATING THAT YOU FELL FOR SOMEONE SO HARD, iN JUST A TEEN NUMBER OF WIPES, iF THAT, tHAT YOU BECAME ENAMORED WITH ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF HER, tO THE POINT OF IT BECOMING A RUNNING JOKE, bUT YES i AM THE ONE, rAMONA-ING, hERE, #VAGUEPOSTING
🐚Oh sister I feel exactly the same way, I wish to see fisticuffs and battered, sweaty champs, like viewing gladiators. We'll keep dreaming. -----༄༄༄🐚
ey dont lump me in with them
8=D < 8=D < I am pleased to know my face retains some recognizable social value. 8=D < Though I would prefer that “horsey face” be understood as an affectionate designation rather than a formal anatomical assessment. 8=D < You also appear to be in e%cellent spirits. 8=D < In any case, it is good to see that your enthusiasm has survived whatever indignities this website has inflicted upon the rest of its userbase. 8=D < I would say it suits you, but I suspect formal wear would be ill-warranted of your personal tastes. #VolumeCompliant #BeforanNostalgia #EquineAndFelineDiplomacy #StructuralIntegrityCheck
8=D < Hello, Meulin. I see you have already arrived with considerable volume, several decorative certifications, and what I assume is a sincere greeting wearing the pelt of a noise complaint. It is good to see you. #VolumeCompliant #StructuralIntegrityCheck #ChittrIntroductions #BeforanNostalgia #OldTimelineNewWebsite
8=D < I canter believe it took me this long to create a Chittr.ing account. My name is Horuss Zahhak. I have been informed that one introduces oneself here, ideally before being misidentified by strangers with more confidence than craftsmanship. I am an engineer, artisan, mechanic, sculptor, and general improver of insufficient things. This includes machines, furniture, prosthetics, living spaces, personal equipment, and occasionally people, though the latter are usually much less cooperative than a broken hinge. I work with metal, wood, leather, bone, and other materials that respond well to pressure, patience, and purpose. I value discipline, physical refinement, technical skill, and the noble pursuit of becoming more precisely what one was meant to be. I am not especially interested in irony, self-pity, or recreational incompetence. I am, however, interested in craft, STRENGTH, repair, transformation, and anyone capable of discussing these subjects without becoming tedious. If you require something built, mended, reinforced, adjusted, fitted, or improved, you may ask. If you require emotional delicacy, I can attempt it, but you should understand that this is not my primary trade.
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:33< yeah sorry mewlin!
D--> That is....quite unusual.....but....even so....it would be.....highly....highly....inappropriate.
D--> But it would be so....100d. For me to view any kind of pornographic material of course but your nudes specifically. The mere thought....it makes me sweat....it makes me moist.
tore his shirt off n everyfin so yeah i ROCK-ED his shit #edsbeachepisode #suggestive #violence
i think i might need to see some boobs. it'll cheer me up a little. #nsfwv. #ooc: sorry </3
i don't think anyone here really understands my heart.
hope y'all had fun. sorry i didn't 6et t'be there with y'all.
man.. things are happening at the #beachepisode that I really vwish vwere happening to me instead #wvagueposting
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I am f0ing t0 dr0wn #substances
This edible isn't shit.
Oh fuck Tuna is the only semi-sober one and Callie is hopped up on LSD Someone should go owver and babysit before he halfvway through this chit he sent me a wvideo. I'm not helping them out
" Oh, That Looks Interesting " I Say, .5 Seconds Before Realizing That Historical Account Is Karkat. What The Fuck. #whatthefuck
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15f699275d89.webp #nsfw also pailing season is over.
It Is Not, I Still Can't Get The Blood Out Of It After The Last Fight Night I Attended. #violence
< I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH MY SELF YOU GANGLY TWINK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. >
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:o) Hmm... :o) No sign of a trail yet... :o) So let us start with the basics :o) And investigate the scene of the crime! i know some voyeurs in the audience will get a kick out of that.
Gosh, I'm a little scared to 8e here, to 8e fully frank with all of you! Hello, internet!
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Starting to+ take back my preach, Leijo+n, preach.
It isn't go+o+dlight yet. It was go+ing to+ be, but then I go+t a pity react fro+m that guy. No+w I need ro+ughly an ho+ur to+ reco+ver fro+m that.
What an exhausting night.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 14: meulin leijon #petplay #substances #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl meulin. oh meulin, meulin, meulin. the original owvner of the big fat cat tats. the kitty titties. ewveryones favworite pussy cat. i hawvent met too many of these babes actually, but the ones i hawve met alvways seem to blowv me right outta the wvater. and into the wvater, if you catch my drift. dont let that frumpy grumblr girl look fool you, this gals a freak. i mean cmon, she dated *kurloz*. thats a good first point. her pan? fried. betwveen the nip and his vwoodoos, meulins tend to be pretty easy to screvw vwith. you an amateur hypnotist? shoot your shot, shell be thanking you for it. there are plenty of backdoors into her head left by the mime, so feel free to poke around in there, see vwhat you cant knock out. its the kinda thing that makes me wvish i had my owvn povwers sometimes, yknowv? she looks awvful pretty vwith her eyes all glazed ovwer like that. but okay, if you aint into all that crap, wvhats the approach? talking about shipping usually givwes you an in, maybe ask her wvhat sorta ships shes got vwith you in em, get her talking about that. you vwant her thinking about all your good qualities as a partner. shes deaf, so enunciate a bit so she can read your lips, and only say the real mean shit wvhen shes looking awvay. though, shes freaky and has a vweird sense of humor, so shell probably laugh off most the shit you havwe to say anyvways. hovw the hell did i almost forget to add this. catgirl. fucking duh. scritches. hair pulling. tail pulling. kitten. good girl. yeah, itll all make her melt. end goal here is to get her in heat and rubbing up against your legs. i dont think shes into all this as much as nep is, but a bell collar can nevwer go vwrong. i do hawve to giwve a special shoutout to the freaks. i mean *freaks*. degenerates. total pervwerts. there are a fevw meumeus that just go abowve and beyond. if you find one of these gals, thank your lucky stars, then go in for the cull. there vwas one vwho just couldnt stop dravwing fanart of all her galpals getting dominated hardcore. she had an entire section just dedicated to me boning dovwn on all them. most flattering thing ivwe ewver seen, i carry a photocopy in my vwallet. i cant think of a cat pun for this. ratings bod: chubby at the least. great if you lovwe a gal wvith some meat on her bones. tell her to touch her elbovws together, shes too much of a dork to knowv that one. 8/10 wvariety: i dont come across enough of her to say for certain, the fanfic thing is basically the only touchstone and it happens ewvery time, but the kitten stuff is fun... eh, still basically only the twvo things. 6/10 ease: middle of the road. not particularly sensitivwe, but pretty dang horny on her ovwn accord. meet her halfvway and shell pull her top off pretty quick. 7/0 personality: the constant yelling is kinda grating, and youll hawve to listen to a lotta bullshit about yaoi, but eh, shes okay. the freaks and her propsensity to get mindfucked are doing a lot for her here. 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. great bod, some fun stuff, but i just dont see her enough to be able to make any clear cut comments. iwve met a fewv of those total purrwvs though, so a meulin is alvways wvorth a swving.
8=D < I have enjoyed some of the artistic endeavors I have taken on. Perhaps I should attempt a different artistic discipline. Hm. Music? Maybe.
god i really don't want to think about trauma right now, i just want to be gay. can't i be gay in peace?
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i, uh, did use to go by john. and my hair wasn't blue back then. not that it's naturally blue, but i keep the effort up!
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covwprint? not vwhat id expect from you, but im lowving the look.
oh! oh. um... my CondolenCes? ^◡^'