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「SO YOU WISH TO CHOKE ON HIS BALLS?」 #NSFW
Thank you for your continued support, Ms. Leijon.
As part of a pending Handmaid Resources case, I have been asked to relinquish the entirety of an image used in a spread for a promotional charity calendar. This is, of course, a request of limited legal weight and impressive theatrical confidence. I have nonetheless elected to comply, as refusing would only lend the matter the dignity of conflict, and I am nothing if not charitable when presented with administrative theater wearing a false mustache. The image in question was commissioned, approved, circulated, praised privately, condemned publicly, and then, with the usual cowardice of management, retroactively classified as evidence. A fascinating journey for a single piece of promotional material. One does wonder whether the calendar was raising funds for charity, or merely for the continued employment of several individuals whose primary qualifications appear to be “typing with urgency” and “misusing the word inappropriate.” For clarity, I am relinquishing all copies in my possession, all associated proofs, all related correspondence, and every incidental draft which may be construed by the terminally ambitious as “supporting documentation.” I am also surrendering any moral claim to the matter, as I have no use for it. Morality is a currency best spent by people who cannot afford precision. Let the record show that I did not object to the charity. I did not object to the calendar. I did not object to the spread. I object only to the insultingly late discovery of principles by those who approved the concept, enjoyed the attention it generated, and only developed vertigo once they realized the ladder they had climbed was visible from the ground. Naturally, Handmaid Resources may file this wherever they keep their other small panics.
D--> It...is an e%plicitly private matter...you might see the results on the dashboard however.
D--> Yes, there is a certain piece of equipment I promised to a....recently returned individual that has taken a shamefully long amount of time to complete. I am 100king forwards to completing my offer the anatomical knowledge that will need to be e%ercised to complete the t001 in question....it....makes me sweat....already.
I'm not blaming meenah nor trollbama, but it is their fault. I am not mad at meenah. BUT, my point is proven. I need you guys to trust my gut feelings more. I didn't pop two kids out and raise them to not trust my own gut.
That's what I'm saying
((Then thats all you need! Go for it! Perfect excuse to do some pose-stuff too when it arises~)
D--> Perhaps I have spent too much time in diurnal settings. My le%icon is starting to be affected. But yes, the evening is well and I am starting the day off with a STRONG feeling in my chest that today will be productive.
((THey're fun! Let you get out bits of lore than wouldn't come up normally in conversation out too!))
The sexy kind
Awooga making friends
guess we'll finD out when your sCheDule Clears up
I'd offer to deliver the water myself but I am already at work...mayhaps another day
On off days. Primary job is maid work but I take a break at a cafe to enjoy the free snacks and coffee smell to keep me awake. ANd gives me a day/two to plan out the next weeks hives to work at!
Excellently! Just working my cafe shift and peeking onto Chittr between customers~
Drink some fluids, preferably water. It can help cool you down and keep your body going~
i get the vibes that you CoulD hanDle it though
fuck... t♉︎♉︎ ♏︎any ♓︎♉︎t w♉︎♏︎en ♉︎n t♓︎e das♓︎... i t♓︎ink i ♏︎ig♓︎t pass ♉︎ut fr♉︎♏︎ ♓︎♉︎w ♓︎♉︎rny i a♏︎ again... #nsfw
A fine morning madame Meulin~
zipper breaking anD stomaCh bulging, at least #suggestive
Evil ee l0ves #selfcest
y-your biggest fan too!!
you always Do!
sleep well moooo...am. ma'am.
OH OKAY YEAH NO, NOTE TO SELF. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
an anon is asking “how does your species reproduce? are you chlorophyllic? how does one glorp make so many children??” 1. glorpians have many different subspecies among our ranks each one having a different reproduction cycle, my kind is called breeders we are made to take in the cum (or produce it) to then create clusters of eggs on their planet. i can have multiple samples within me which all eventually make an egg cluster (this answers third question too) 2. we have evolved from our glorpian species of ants … we are green because we are #awesome #nsfw https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
I think you and I are on quite the same page about a lot of things
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
a new challenger has come for my hate button. hi @twwiinAquariium!
I Am Here To #freakpost For My #freaksquad Who I Love Dearly, Yes, But I Am Also Here To Do It Because Rankmaid Can't Bear The Burden Of Writing Literate Smut All On Her Own. #nsfw #nsfc #bloodpusherwarming
<<"wow, that looks really good!">>
:33< supurr cute!!!
I see that harness
The risk definitely is another aspect to it Me personally I resist the idea that my nipples are indecent At the beach I will be fully topless and those around me will just have to respect it Leer if they must But respect it
hot damn girl. COME OVER. honk.
I have always been a sucker for pasties The decision that your chest must be hidden for the sake of decency Yet the reticence to cover any but the most controversial patches of skin To show everything but not quite To skirt just within the rules It is hot as hell darling
I think we all do
https://1.r3dd.1t/6360vxv5t9431.jp3g #nsfw #just-1n-c4s3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm So Normal. Trolls Say This About Me Frequently. #normal
making trolls and hoomans feel horned is perhaps just too much fun for me … i like to see them squirm if that’s the correct phrasing! had been experimenting in my absence with this new form of behavior #nsfw
omg you just look so good!!!
0UGH
c< HOt! >c
(( im guessing this is years of practice in motion o7 you are a true warrior
why would i be scared? that just makes you cooler!!!
Absolutely stunning
11111111 M1GH7 833 #N5FW
oh shit you like anime? how are you literally perfect?
c< pretty MasK, aNd alsO, HOt! >c
where did you get it? it's really cool!!!
That is beautiful I love it I have to say the rest of your look is sensational as well
i never even really thought about masks, either. can you see out of that one? :o
wait that mask is also cool!!!!
D4MNNNNNNNNNNN GGHHHHH HH H
lorD i Don't remember the last time i was this harD..,,,.,. in other worDs you look really gooD
c< HOt >c
god you are just so hot holy crap.
yeah sure i'll c0unt it as #thickerthursday nice bell.
🐚We must gather our longing into a manifestation, an idea that shall drift into the coordinators head. We can make this real, indeed. -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚Guards! At once! Show me the money! -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚A distraction or two would make the fights most interesting indeed. "No, do not fret! You're so sexy!" we shout as our favored brute conjures the strength to fight for us. -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚It simply Bursts my own bubble that I do not get to revel in it all! A crime! Show me the musculature straining! Barely a photo as well! Meulin we should not stand for this blockage, this! Censorship! -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚Of course, why just the legs, why not the whole bird. We can make tempting solicitations towards the fighting champions with them, fighters love their meats. As do we, Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo🔎. -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚Oh what a dream that is. I do hope a live broadcast of the event is in the future, for those of us, you and I, who wish to partake in watching some heavy handed grappling🔎 -----༄༄༄🐚
hpApy #th|ckthurrsdAy 2 All tAht cleebrAte (|nclud|gn me now :) ) #th|ckpost|ng https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/f08A4e9319A6.jpg
🐚Oh sister I feel exactly the same way, I wish to see fisticuffs and battered, sweaty champs, like viewing gladiators. We'll keep dreaming. -----༄༄༄🐚
all this talk aboat meenah being great is really flatterin me (naut on here happened somewhere else you guys cant sea rn)
:33< theres always next w33k
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HHHHOPING FOR BARA FIGHTS。。。 ICANTBETHERE BUT I AM HOPING。
8=D < I hope everyone enjoys another Fight Night. I will remain in my bubble, working. Please have another hoofbeast. https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/cute-horse-pictures-a42v6p1qazd2%plz.jpg
:33< #girlbulge rights! :33< #Nsfw
8=D < Yes. 8=D < That would be nice.
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
So is everyone from Beforus a yapaholic or just the usual like twenty or so suspects?
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uh oh... #vaguepost1ng
.,., CoulD we DisCuss this further in private?
i Can only wish i'll get a ChanCe with you someDay too Cause wow
hothothot
@L1LSH1TP3T4 1T 1S H3R3!! >:] HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/T3Z4NG3L.PNG
8=D < 8=D < I am pleased to know my face retains some recognizable social value. 8=D < Though I would prefer that “horsey face” be understood as an affectionate designation rather than a formal anatomical assessment. 8=D < You also appear to be in e%cellent spirits. 8=D < In any case, it is good to see that your enthusiasm has survived whatever indignities this website has inflicted upon the rest of its userbase. 8=D < I would say it suits you, but I suspect formal wear would be ill-warranted of your personal tastes. #VolumeCompliant #BeforanNostalgia #EquineAndFelineDiplomacy #StructuralIntegrityCheck
8=D < Hello, Meulin. I see you have already arrived with considerable volume, several decorative certifications, and what I assume is a sincere greeting wearing the pelt of a noise complaint. It is good to see you. #VolumeCompliant #StructuralIntegrityCheck #ChittrIntroductions #BeforanNostalgia #OldTimelineNewWebsite
8=D < I canter believe it took me this long to create a Chittr.ing account. My name is Horuss Zahhak. I have been informed that one introduces oneself here, ideally before being misidentified by strangers with more confidence than craftsmanship. I am an engineer, artisan, mechanic, sculptor, and general improver of insufficient things. This includes machines, furniture, prosthetics, living spaces, personal equipment, and occasionally people, though the latter are usually much less cooperative than a broken hinge. I work with metal, wood, leather, bone, and other materials that respond well to pressure, patience, and purpose. I value discipline, physical refinement, technical skill, and the noble pursuit of becoming more precisely what one was meant to be. I am not especially interested in irony, self-pity, or recreational incompetence. I am, however, interested in craft, STRENGTH, repair, transformation, and anyone capable of discussing these subjects without becoming tedious. If you require something built, mended, reinforced, adjusted, fitted, or improved, you may ask. If you require emotional delicacy, I can attempt it, but you should understand that this is not my primary trade.
Hot damn looking at this shit I took yesterday- I look GOOD
clarifying that it needs be like, acoustic!! i think i know what my beat is missing. :) hmu
thank god im not a goku.
if you uproot a growing potato fast enough, youll actually see it’s face sink into its body to pretend it was never there
i l0ve my l0ver s0 s0 s0 s0 s0 s0 s0 s0 much m0re checkmate
Oh! Ssorry, ththat makes sense .. Bbad habit of overthinking things... I've bbeen trying to work on it......
Wwell!! Let's not get ahead of ourselves! 'Anything' is a lot..
Oh!! Okay!! Ththank you, Ms. Leijon! I think!
Bb bite?? ? Oh, ggosh, I, wwell, I just, hh,, ththat's .. ˢˢᵒʳʳʸ....
c,ᶜᵘᵗᶦᵉ.,.,,,, Th,ththank you! Hha ha. I'm sstill working, on my, uhm. Mmy, uh. . My.. Ccommunication skills - ththere we go. Ssorry, hhaha ha, ha
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Super Mario RPG Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong 3 Adventures of Lolo 1 & 2, King's Knight, Dig Dug, Chu Man Fu .. #Lyricsposting
Ggosh, I jjust.. Ssorry.. Or, ththank you!.., I ddon't know.
1MMM 7H3 R4DD357!! HH3H3H4 WH3N5 7H3 W74CH P4RYY 70N173? 1LL C0M3 0V3RR!
O,Oh! It's, uhm.. Hhaha. Ggo ahead! I, uh .. Yyeah! :)
If maybe becomes meowbe.. Wwouldn't Modelling become Meowdelling..?
Ah, much better. Many apologies for the recent notifications, I needed to update my rolodex. Expect more contact from yours truly in the future.
If it works, it works.
Take your medication, if medication has been prescribed to you.
YES IT IS A SECRET ONLY THE ONES WORTHY CAN KNOW
FFFUCK Y34H C0UN7 M33 1N 8)
i'M LIKE IF, sCOTT pILGRIM WAS A WOMAN,
50UND5 FUN!!
c< yOu sHOuld Keep aN eye ON tHe presideNt 4 yaOi! >c
Two imꫂ❁ortant facts to know about Talric: 1) He suggested we meet over coffee 2) He doesn't drink coffee We got some ꫂ❁astries and went to the ꫂ❁ark instead, haha ^^ He's really great!!! Neither of us felt much of a sꫂ❁ark in the end, but we did have a lot of fun. We might catch a movie this weekend as friends!!! ❣︎
i grow weary of this MOTHERFUCKING RUNAROUND I CRAVE BLOOD! I CRAVE VIOLENCE! I CRAVE SATISFACTION! if he ain't here then he either ain't on the moon or ain't in this fuckin' dimension i'm gonna check the timeline boards
... ... ... :o/ Is that troll Yoshiwara? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da7b1ad92d98.png
:33< mewre welclawme!
:33< cant wait to s33 it mewlin!!!
jegus christ leijon never fuckin change ya hear me
((update: a close friend helped me get my OCD medication and i've been taking it for a few days now, even with a low dosage i already feel the difference. i still can't get the meds for my bipolar and depression without a psychiatrist appointment so i'm still waiting on medicaid for that. i might be on and off of chittr incredibly briefly here and there, i don't plan to engage with posts unless prompted to but i will try to answer dm's.
:33< bazzingad again
pics from @amorousChanteuse 's phone! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b045f77089c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a4650b2bad6.png #beachepisode #edsbeachepisode
i can do that!!!
omg that is so cute???
oh. oh w ow. im blushing.
haha oh gosh. i am?
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
D--> That is....quite unusual.....but....even so....it would be.....highly....highly....inappropriate.
Say " Cheese ". #beachepisode https://i.imgur.com/f9lbx3y.png
g3T ThaT TaT
howv about my symbol somevwhere?
i might havwe some suggestions ;)
おつー。ヤク中お姫様がインしたよ。恋しくなった？
D--> I believe you 100k e%tremely beautiful Meulin. Although, of course, I have only 100ked at the non-nsfw photos as....it would be e%tremely....inappropriate to view your....more e%posed ones. I am sure....they 100k great though....not that...necessarily....I have tried to appro%imate your shape....through the blur.
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c9249c208d2.png
he’s so cute. i just wanna bite the shit out of him. #suggestive #nsfw #vaguepost
😳🫣 ayyo... a1n't gotta ask me tw1ce, doll... haha... };)
Go enjoy a shower and a treat/snack! You deserve that much for all the treats you've given us today~
oh sh*t wa1t 1 got 50 followers... }:O yo, almost forgot about the l1l prom1se 1 made, haha... #nsfw https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/8ae84bccdb55.png
😍😍😍 really good beach party...
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
:op https://forms.gle/5wh55mjw7
sure, that'll work.
there ain't words for this tired Cowboy t'use to properly desCribe how awesome this piCture is, darlin'.
((Its such a good medium for it! You inspire me, honestly~))
((HI HELLO frantically waving my hands up and down!!))
@lejayjay wvants to knovw "(=^･⩊･^=) < any trolls or humans mevwre considering fur mewvre quadrants?" vwell, a gentletroll dont kiss and tell, but iwve got a fevw. solely concupiscent, obwviously. you knowv vwho you are ladies ;)
stop i can only be so gay.
((Gaaaasssp, if I am not mistaken a fellow second life user??))
the7're ver7 good selfies
i'm dying you are so hot.
stop i can only heart eyes at you so much!!!
It's xkay!!! Maybe my ideas are a little mxderate when it cxmes tx nudity... Regardless!!! Yxu lxxk great!!! A real striking dame!!! :DDD
oh i am. i just. wow you are hot.
.... bark!
Yxu lxxk very lxvely here but alsx please dx tag it nsfw!!! Sxrry fxr the trxuble ma'am!!! X)))
/ᐠ That's a fun dance! Is it cultural? ᐟ\
//OOC: YES!!! its hard for me to balance playing a creep and my fear of making others uncomfortable by making him say the crazy shit hed saytothem!!! ty for understanding :]
l0oks like it. als0 lo0ked like the t0p had rhinestones 0r something tw0 me.
tore his shirt off n everyfin so yeah i ROCK-ED his shit #edsbeachepisode #suggestive #violence
i think i might need to see some boobs. it'll cheer me up a little. #nsfwv. #ooc: sorry </3
l0oks shiny.
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hell of a si6ht, ma'am.
hope y'all had fun. sorry i didn't 6et t'be there with y'all.
#edsbeachepisode #edsbeachparty https://media1.tenor.com/m/m_s2pm/that-was-fun-well-that-was-fun.gif
omg equius that's so many notifications!!!
イケてる奴らの乱闘、目の保養すぎる。これ見てみて。
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eheheheheh 38D
you just keep earning badges huh toots
thats my fave thing to do gill
didnt make it to 1hr before wrestlin sonemone in the water #edsbeachepisode
ough its got a li ttle kick
i can be right there!!! :D
hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
This edible isn't shit.
oh yeah, ill be at the beach episode. hit me up if youre in something cute ;)
mr pres just therw A oblong mAet prodct |nto someoneees chAgr||n tnnunel @ #edsbeAchep|sode :.) felee|ng #pAtr|ot|t
At th'beach fer no\/\/\/\/.#edsbeachepis0de
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It is the #edsBeachEpisode! https://msparp.chat/edsbeachepisode#
is there any s0rt 0f event g0ing 0n rn?
okay, evverythin is set. dont make a mess of my property or davve wwill send you home. #edsbeachepisode httpsΣ://msparp.chat/edsbeachepisode#
fuck y34h 1'm 4 k04l4
// if you've made Kaine laugh and he's called you funny, YOU ARE HIS FRIEND. He will still threaten you, but that's how u befriend him. catch him off guard and make him laugh.
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
Oh fuck Tuna is the only semi-sober one and Callie is hopped up on LSD Someone should go owver and babysit before he halfvway through this chit he sent me a wvideo. I'm not helping them out
Setting up for the #BeachEpisode. Excited to see you all there.
Tuna just told me he's vwatching some gal chug liquid LSD?? Fuck man I should go to the pregame..
Tuna can't tvweet about the #pregame so I vwill be Meulin is already seeing the hat man #substances
Meu novw vwants to ride rufioh..? second message came through, she meant a piggyback ride
now. because of a certain SOMEONE. my urges and will to knot someone has been fuckin teased. yes this is a invite to anyone. im actually fuckin yearning right now. #nsfw #suggestive #yearning
the pe0ple 0f chittr l0ved my h0le #nsfw
" Oh, That Looks Interesting " I Say, .5 Seconds Before Realizing That Historical Account Is Karkat. What The Fuck. #whatthefuck
I'm like a coke addict but instead of coke I'm snorting up a puffy white pile of bad decisions and sexual irresponsibility. #nsfw #substance
:33 < that is me!!
:33 < hell yeah, badass.
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >th/\t !s n0t y0u
:33 < why are people calling each ofur slurs?? :33 < craziest f33d efurr lmeow
Jag svara lite enkelt som man gör Du, din hund kommer säkert till himlen när den dör Nån ropar: "Det är dags att åka hem" När jag satt där i bilen tänkte jag på frågan igen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3528bcc92c6e.png #nsfw
Hi
i dont know. maybe. not that i would actually be opposed to anything. #suggestive
wait. no nevermind. i thought that sounded weird of me for a second.
awh, shucks, doll... sweet of you to say, haha };)
h*ll yeah... 1t's gunna be BANGARANG, doll!
my religion involves big ol titties and cranking it silly style. SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
hey, doll! sure, sounds fun, haha... Love hang1n' w1th my ma1n catg1rl, y'know what 1'm say1n? }:)
yo, you KNOW ya boy loves a good beach ep... gunna get my tan on }:) not sure about the water though... hate gett1n my w1ngs wet, haha...
yeah. guess ill vanish in with you when ya leave there.
It Is Not, I Still Can't Get The Blood Out Of It After The Last Fight Night I Attended. #violence
I Will Be Wearing One Of My Weezer Shirts, If You Can Guess Which One It Is You Get No Prize.
< HATE IN MY HEART AND HATE IN MY PURPLE JORT JORTS. >
honk into the abyss and the abyss honks back.
i thought you wouldnt actually go. but fuck it. yeah sure. why not?
< I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH MY SELF YOU GANGLY TWINK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. >
.... Oh You. Yeah we talked a bit.
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.... Do I know you?
< I'M FINDING KINDNESS. AND PEACE. AND LOVE. >
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You do not need to pay reverence to these images, or heed them any mind. They exist for someone else.
i really, really mother fucking do. LIKE IT A LOT KITTY SISTER. :o)
"royalist loyalist anonymous" wvants to knovw "did you evwer hawve the pleasure of meeting the glorious shepard constern herself as the one wvith the purest blood among the heiresses associates?" novw thats a complicated question that comes dovwn to, howv do i put it... superposition, maybe? strictly speaking, no, i nevwer met any of our ancestors. but in a wvay thats just as real, i knowv coolscar (they suck), ivwe chatted up the muckrake, iwve held audience vwith the constern... you vwant more details, reach out, but that kinda history question is tricky.
i only have pens and 10 minutes at work. enjoy beach saturn in the comfort of your mind. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17652de49005.jpg
D--> I will admit there is an aesthetic appeal to their well-groomed appearances although I would not say that translates to a particularly comple% flavor profile. They are made out of felt after all.
HONK HONK HONK HONK!
yeah. :o)
thiswillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueiswearitstrueimneverwrong #bulgerating #nsfw @aeneasCaldarium Hhh. You should know from the title. Uhm. Ill keep it brief! Strength: 10! Uhm. Shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, violets. Pliability: 2! Very sturdy, uhm, and stiff. Not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... Length: 10! It kind of, uhm, shouldn't be a shocker? Highbloodstendtohavethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall Girth:7! A solidly phalicbulgewithastrongbase. Uhm. X Factor!: I'd probably say, an 8? Hisbulgehisveryveryverystrange But. Uhmn. Tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. Smells of the flower of a grape tree. Imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. Hhhf. Maybeineedanewscalingsystem! Please reserve your disbelief for him! I just.. read it. I dont own it!
afunaoCueaCp(ae??? /)/◡/(\
Takes One To Recognize Another And No Need To Say Thanks
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Cups. You are being faced with many choices today, some which will benefit, and some which will not. Be wise in choosing which doors to open. Do not be so single-mindedly chasing after a far-fetched idea that you lose sight of reality. Dreams are good, but you must be reasonable. #DailyTarotCard
sleep well, ma'am!
plot oh cuz you a fandom grlie nah dont worry bout none a that shit reel life aint a story
gooDbye meulin
:o) Hmm... :o) No sign of a trail yet... :o) So let us start with the basics :o) And investigate the scene of the crime! i know some voyeurs in the audience will get a kick out of that.
course i did why da f wouldnt i grl?
Gosh, I'm a little scared to 8e here, to 8e fully frank with all of you! Hello, internet!
I would love to
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:33< i love shipping!!! :33< its fun try it :DD :33< *the mighty huntress cocks a shotgun* :33< TRY IT :DD
Preach, Leijo+n. Preach.
:33< purluss sized peopurr rule mewlin! :33< thats a fact of life!
sure, sure, wvhatewver you gotta say to sleep at night
@AeneAsCAldAr|um |s A fuuuuck|ng pA|l|ng god. hesss the ennd All bee All to fuck|ng. not only thAt but hes g|t the bulge to bAck |t up. SPREAK|NG O F BACK|NG |T UP, | wo|ld be fuckk|n HONORED to be speAred open by thAt fffAt fuck|ng th|ng. rAw. nAked. o|led up. fuuck|ng go|ng At |t l|ke wld bArkbeAsts. | dont cAre whAt Antyone hAs 2 sAy: CRONUS AMPORA |S A SA|NT!
Older Xef getting teased in the showers after a game #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0288.jpeg
oh duh, shoulda guessed it wvas you vwho asked me that. guess youre slick babe ;)
real!!!
:33< thats our shitpeta was filmed befure a live studio audience :33< they fur not live by the end of filming!
:33< *the mighty huntress shrugs and looks at the campurra while her theme mewsic purrlays*
god i am going to sleep so well haha.
><3 Awww man, you're probably rig)(t... s)(itttt I didn't t)(ink of t)(atttt~
:33< lucky mewman :33< i mean what who said that?
><3 No s)(it!! You s)(ould totally kome by my klub, I'm sure t)(e girls would love to meet you (me inkluded )(ee)(e)~
haha i can do that!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 14: meulin leijon #petplay #substances #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl meulin. oh meulin, meulin, meulin. the original owvner of the big fat cat tats. the kitty titties. ewveryones favworite pussy cat. i hawvent met too many of these babes actually, but the ones i hawve met alvways seem to blowv me right outta the wvater. and into the wvater, if you catch my drift. dont let that frumpy grumblr girl look fool you, this gals a freak. i mean cmon, she dated *kurloz*. thats a good first point. her pan? fried. betwveen the nip and his vwoodoos, meulins tend to be pretty easy to screvw vwith. you an amateur hypnotist? shoot your shot, shell be thanking you for it. there are plenty of backdoors into her head left by the mime, so feel free to poke around in there, see vwhat you cant knock out. its the kinda thing that makes me wvish i had my owvn povwers sometimes, yknowv? she looks awvful pretty vwith her eyes all glazed ovwer like that. but okay, if you aint into all that crap, wvhats the approach? talking about shipping usually givwes you an in, maybe ask her wvhat sorta ships shes got vwith you in em, get her talking about that. you vwant her thinking about all your good qualities as a partner. shes deaf, so enunciate a bit so she can read your lips, and only say the real mean shit wvhen shes looking awvay. though, shes freaky and has a vweird sense of humor, so shell probably laugh off most the shit you havwe to say anyvways. hovw the hell did i almost forget to add this. catgirl. fucking duh. scritches. hair pulling. tail pulling. kitten. good girl. yeah, itll all make her melt. end goal here is to get her in heat and rubbing up against your legs. i dont think shes into all this as much as nep is, but a bell collar can nevwer go vwrong. i do hawve to giwve a special shoutout to the freaks. i mean *freaks*. degenerates. total pervwerts. there are a fevw meumeus that just go abowve and beyond. if you find one of these gals, thank your lucky stars, then go in for the cull. there vwas one vwho just couldnt stop dravwing fanart of all her galpals getting dominated hardcore. she had an entire section just dedicated to me boning dovwn on all them. most flattering thing ivwe ewver seen, i carry a photocopy in my vwallet. i cant think of a cat pun for this. ratings bod: chubby at the least. great if you lovwe a gal wvith some meat on her bones. tell her to touch her elbovws together, shes too much of a dork to knowv that one. 8/10 wvariety: i dont come across enough of her to say for certain, the fanfic thing is basically the only touchstone and it happens ewvery time, but the kitten stuff is fun... eh, still basically only the twvo things. 6/10 ease: middle of the road. not particularly sensitivwe, but pretty dang horny on her ovwn accord. meet her halfvway and shell pull her top off pretty quick. 7/0 personality: the constant yelling is kinda grating, and youll hawve to listen to a lotta bullshit about yaoi, but eh, shes okay. the freaks and her propsensity to get mindfucked are doing a lot for her here. 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. great bod, some fun stuff, but i just dont see her enough to be able to make any clear cut comments. iwve met a fewv of those total purrwvs though, so a meulin is alvways wvorth a swving.
8=D < I have enjoyed some of the artistic endeavors I have taken on. Perhaps I should attempt a different artistic discipline. Hm. Music? Maybe.
oh god i would let you haha.
><3 O)( sweet Bubblebabe, you look praktikally made for t)(e stage Beautiful~
Ha, thanks, "mew" look quite gorgeous yourself
i. fuck. please?
haha i am definitely more sub than dom. but i do also definitely know.
Wow a bit late to the party but my god...
ok yes that's actually super hot holy fuck.
OH! i see. wow. that's. you're so open about it. we're talking about a kink thing, right? #nsfw
well yes collars are also hot but sometimes?
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:33< hell yeah we love mewri here !!!
me too but it's ever7 night
i am, god am i ever. like, uh, in your profile pic, are you by any chance wearing a collar? not to be totally random or anything haha.
u reely liked mah nickname huh
haha oh godddddddd. i am actually going to die. fuc k.
#YuRI
i don't just think so now, i thought so back then! i just wasn't bold enough to say so.
and not just women in general, you are so hot!!!!
What a scandalous photo~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8c8e382bba8.jpg #NsfW #BulgePosting
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j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png
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women are so hot omg yes!!!!
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. you're sweet!
oh gosh. well. i'm still very much a nerd. i haven't stopped being one. and, uh, i'm definitely down for talking to you. like, super down, even.
i know i'm actually bi, but i'm also extremely gay most of the time.
oh you look so good!!!!!
haha omg you do?
oh gosh you thought i was cute?
i, uh, did use to go by john. and my hair wasn't blue back then. not that it's naturally blue, but i keep the effort up!
omg you probably won't recognize me because, uh, i did not look like this but i definitely remember you!!!
yes mom-- ma'am! ma'am. @◡@
also i swear i know you from somewhere, were you ever on tumblr?
nCkhhvjvvnCj i mean i Can't deny that i uh... 6-6osh... @◡@
oh wow! wait, can you actually walk in those boots?
jvfjv6b6kvjbt6hf??!?! /)/◡/(\
...okay that did somethin6 to me i didn't expeCt. i uh... wow! hoo... so milk huh? i mean milk, i mean milk, sorry i mean milk, sorry no i meant milk, s
:33< mewre welclawme!!! :33< :DD
eheh. me0wprint.
sweet mother...
:33< CUTE!!!!
covwprint? not vwhat id expect from you, but im lowving the look.
:33< mew know i do mewliin!
Happy Kitty
oh! oh. um... my CondolenCes? ^◡^'
:33< hell yeah!!!
very. Very. Very much z0. juzt g0tta tag 1t up bb
welCome baCk from... uhhh, bein' dead?? o︵o
zadly n0. 1t 1z n0t. g00dly? 1tz alz0 fun az fuk
howv meu meu, howvs it hanging kitten?