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I kinda wahahant a piggyback ride hohonestly -3-
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You would've done numbers in my seventh grade class
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 … YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH I'M OUT OF TIME (TIME) BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH I'M OUT OF TIME (TIME) BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
"none of you seem to understand that 1 was also Young and H1p W1th 1t at a po1nt 1n t1me. what do you th1nk others d1d 1n the war to decompress" "well yes, youre correct corpse loot1ng was my ma1n hobby. HEY. do NOT laugh 1 know how 1ron1c 1t 1s now. but yes, handys were 1n fact, the other hobby"
I like that whoever this old guy is talking to is just letting this shit post. 10/10
Sometimes I dohohon't like bein' this short (curse youhoohoo, roller coaster height minimums...!!) but it lets meheehee be portable fohohor some bigger people ;p
i haveti,find a way to earn back timmy inherent
MR. PRESIDENT A FOURTH SCRATCH HAS HIT THE
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(( keeping track of the different ways people denote ooc to count how many actual users there are here. )) (( she says like she doesn't use a different ooc indicator for every character. ))
I uh, like girls. That doesn't make me gay, but it does feel a little... nice to think of myself like that, so I'll accept it
Ritchy, I like you a lot.
[NOT TOO PROUD TO $AY I FORGOT MY #HITTR PA$$WORD]
(( 90% sure chittr is like 3 people each with 40 alts each ))
// Perhaps 4.
yeah ¢at¢h and relea$e. im ¢hanging the lo¢k$
don't n3-3-d #fishingfriday caus3- i am th3- catch ahaha
call that #fishingfriday th3- way th3-y took th3- bait. ahaha guys l3-t m3- in
Dugtrio costume for the Doc Scratch cubed situation when???????
*biiiiig stretch*
Kinda thinkin of throwin a littl3 kickback tonight Lik3 I do 3v3ry night But thi2 tim3 I m3an it. Al2o only cool p3opl3 ar3 invit3d
No.
no thank you! my trolldad wvvvwouldn't like that!
Fuck it w3 ball
go for a swim y/n, , , https://i.imgur.com/XVtgPq6.png
Troll Waffle House is really a Troll Waffle Home.
▯[[[ NOT. TRUE. FUCK YOU. ]]]
I know a guy with ONE ball.
had to check on the samples, but i took this when we were 15 pens in, documentation is important ദ്ദി₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎ https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/IMG_7297.png?v=1776463129927
dremt my cat was cloning himself via mitosis one was built like catdog *dreamt
it's worth the ten minutes of 8learily 8linking into space and time ૮ – ﻌ–ა
#done
its find my freaky pages friday freaky as in scary not 'freaky'
(V)(',,')(V) eatn ice cream
https://cdn.imgchest.cxm/files/6af6ea5ab12e.png An entire netwxrk xf Jadeblxxds have fxund my pxst. I suppxse my idea must be put xn hxld. Phxxey.
^if youre ever thinking about taking a grub from the caverns and raising it can you dont do that thank you>
N♡ j♡ke I've seen +r♡ll silence ♡f +he lambs n♡ less +han 5 +imes +his year
√(Don't tell them about me)²
^im doing such a good job at being a boyfriend today btw>
i shouldnt be allowed to pitch anything to investors why did two of them just buy ten grand in neckties i wasnt even talking about neckties originally
I THINK I'D BE GOOD AT RAISING A GRUB.
⚜ALL HAIL JARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LADY...PARDON MY OVEREACH OF OPINION BUT...THIS HAS TO BE YOUR BEST EGG YET.⚜⁀➴
⚜M'LADY!! M'LADY STOP!!!!!!!!! THERES TOO MANY EGGS!!!!!!!! THERE'S TOO MANY BEAUTIFUL EEEEEEEEGGGGGSSSS!!!!⚜⁀➴
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:o) I am at a loss of what to wear for the tea party tonight. :o) Purple suit as is befitting of my blood color. :o) Or a red suit to reflect the Messiah of Rage's signature shade. :o? Decisions, decisions...
:33 < its about time fur my cat-nap too!!
I will not force you.
Basically, what we're going to do is dance. So, are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy? Are you reloaded? Are you able to stay on your feet?
and youll be proud of me for this one im wearing underwear for once
dude epic im also wearing pj pants but im wearing a batman shirt w mine
FIT CHECK. [ ATTACHED TO THIS CHITT IS A SELFIE OF KAR. HE'S WEARING PAJAMA PANTS AND A T-SHIRT THAT READS 'I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE AND I'M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT.' ]
^@smoothOperator get a load of this guy>
thanks i d𖦹n't trust y𖦹u
K--<like hes really serious about it i dont think this is a honeypot hes just stupid
K--<i am an innocent unsuspecting mid-high blood please share with me all your dangerous cullworthy thoughts. come on man
Yeah dude give us super duper weed
(V)(',,')(V) gwee℧ehehe r ℧ vag℧eing abo℧t meee (V)(๑>•̀๑)(V)
I think that blue blood just tried to give me super weed.
AAAAUGH http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/10a380d0aa01..jpg
:33 < there will always be people with text too bright fur light mode and too dark fur fark mode :33 < just go with whats easier on the eyes!
(V)(',,')(V) ad now everyon want me WHAHAAT lol hey g℧sy yeah i got that hash ℧ gotta be #cool for it doe
K--<i try not to be a hater with my vapid and uninspired quirk but holy shit some of you people need to tone it down a notch or fucking two you are unreadable
⚜ONE WILL FIND THYSELVES ENVIOUS AT THE INNATE KNIGHTHOOD OF A PANGOLIN, SMITHING IS BUT THEIR BIRTHRIGHT⚜⁀➴
"= unblocked because blocking is USELESS. useless. useless. useless. ="
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Okay, this isn't funny anymore. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < WAKE UP AND COME GET YOUR GODDXMN LUSUS. @cryhoundColortura https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/GODDXMNIT.png
I hope I can get that high one day.
SO MOEFUL
WAGGING MY TAIL. BEING ADORABLE. BEING SO CUTIE RIGHT NOW.
He wouldn't say that by the way.
⚜TIS RIGHT, M'LORD, SLAY THOSE WHO OPPOSE THOUS MOST REVEARED COMPANIONS!!!!!!! REJOICE!!! #FRIENDSHIPFRIDAY⚜⁀➴
"= okay i figured out the blocking thing ="
⚜IN A WORLD FULL OF THOSE WHO PRAISE INSECTS, THOU SHALL BEAR THE BURDEN OF UPLIFTING A MOST WORTHY BEAST: THE MIGHTY PANGOLIN #FRIDAYNGOLIN https://www.fauna-flora.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/AdobeStock_246102033_cropped-2-scaled.jpeg⚜⁀➴
this edible better START HITTING right the fuck now #substance
https://64.media.tumblr.com/91c615f5df64b2b79e5de1b067eeb361/42bcc91de263b31a-d8/s1280x1920/436e5cec431e605fc8764474bb697ab806147b76.jpg Whoa it’s a spaghetti in the wild
#fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY SOUNDS, rEALLY NICE AND SWEET, wHEN i GET A CHANCE, i THINK WILL MAKE A SUPER, aPPRECIATION POST,
I CAST STEP ON LEGO!!!!!!!!
✐ᝰ I'll bring you some after I finish my JOB!!!! ᝰᝰ
₍^. .^₎⟆ Would love for someone to brush my ta!l꠹
Givin' all m' followers 'n everyone else a digital hug if they want it >3<
// they won't let me clock in early so let's hear it for #loitering
ᐖ GET! REᐖᐖY! 4! KISS ATTAᑈKKKKKKK!!!!!!!1!! *TAᑈKLEZ U* 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 ᐛ
you talk about bladed weaponss in my vicinity and i have to sspeak up a little bit they're a big deal to me.
✐ᝰ Getting lavender bubble tea for bossman before I tell him those notes he wanted didn't get written down because I went to fightnight! Lol! ᝰᝰ
I did NOoT doo that shit bruh i feel like yoou misunderstooood thoose poosts
￣\ thanks man i just didnt wanna be left out /￣
4 caegars
￣\ you're counting one for me right. youre including me right. /￣
:> Norm^lly I ^m not re^lly one for things like Friendship Frid^y, but. I do feel it’s pertinent to th^nk @inv^siveLovebug for being very lovely to t^lk to. I recommend them in gener^l. For humor ^nd plushes. <:
1, 2, 3, 4 ,5. Everybody in the car, c'mon let's drive to. No. Wait. I can't drive. We're crashing.
What do i bring to the table? an ingot. and thats why i should be Court Jester. i know how to smith Metal and glass https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2b/be/db/2bbedb9d991c66c9919c5d647c860d3b.jpg
(V)(',,')(V) man w how f℧ll i am its fat f℧ck friday #fatf℧ckfriday
:33 < oooooh a cat walked up to a lemonade stand and she said to the b33 running the stand :33 < "hey! got any nip?" :33 < the b33 looked at her and said: :33 < "no why the fuck would ii have niip, get the fuck out of here nep you fuckiing drug addiict before ii call the cop2" :33 < and the cat said "meowdios!" :33 < and then she waddled away, waddle waddle :33 < and then she waddled away, waddle waddle waddle :33 < till the furry next day
mm. the inevitable staved <o>ff f<o>r <o>nce. it is heartening t<o> see.
i will go for both peanut butter and nutella then! on a sandwich. will report shortly on my discovery
♯iam yes
♯mostthings
♯conjures ♯another ♯fuckyou
c< dOes tHe #KNOwer KNOw tHe sacred texts? >c
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Confiscates #mapledonut
"= stop. get #stupid. stupider. now. ="
dr\/gs dr\/gs dr\/gs dr\/gs dr\/gs dr\/gs dr\/gs gϴd i'm /\ n/\t\/r/\l /\t this chitting shit #s\/bst/\nce
♯knowsknowingly
AAAHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH
im the ♯knower ♯btw
Quote for us all to Think About this Evening: Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere. #HemoEquality
ᐖ THEY ᑈALL ME LIᐖᐖLE MISS EᑈHOLALIA ᐖA WAY I BE STEELING PPLS WORᐖZ #HUZZAH ᐛ
₍^. .^₎⟆ Cat g!rlsS are purrobably k!sSss!ng r!ght now and mew would never know. Unlesss !t’s usSs ;3c꠹
(V)(',,')(V) FLIP YAHH ok dale wins again thanks gbro
(V)(',,')(V) holograffic myahhh ok thias chill ℧ chill
(V)(',,')(V) lol thnkx for the star b℧t y it rainbow lol was that like a conscios℧ choise or lol j℧st c℧rios
Breaking character to say this went way way better than I thought it would. The reason I did this isn't actually rampant egoism but actually a desire to get the whole community into something and host cool events for y'all. That being said having the power go to my head is incredibly fun. Keep it up everyone and make sure to be considerate in your shitposting. :)
On Repiton, all Hemocastes have the same expected lifespan. On Alternia, they Don't. What's more Likely: That Repiton is some kind of Outlier, or that Alternia is Brutalising the Lower Castes? #HemoEquality
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SMOKING DMT WITH SASQUATCH, ME AND BIGFOOT SITTING AGAINST THE REDWOODS WATCHING THE CONTINENTS DRIFT AGAIN. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MUTHAHAFUCKER. :o) #substance
what kinda fish is salmonella and can i eat it
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90% 0f gamblers quit bef0re they hit it big.
⚜HARK!!! THINE IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPINIONS, THE CONLUSION TO THIS MATTER IS THAT I HAVE TAKEN THESE TWIN BLADES TO BE COMPANIONS AT MY HIP AS THEY ARE VERY "COOL", BUT THE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL WEAPON MAIDENS @zealousWeaponsmith @xxScenegrlxx HAVE INSPIRED BUT ANOTHER PURCHASE, NOT OF ONE, BUT OF TWO SISTER SWORDS AS WELL⚜⁀➴
#FuckitFriday for a day to do nothing at all. Have obligations? Fuck it.
Do you really need to get your ass beat a second time?
#ㅤfriday
ᐖ EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEE OKAY SO UM OKAY SO SO OKAY LIEK OBVIOUSLY IT ᐖEPENᐖS ON PERSONAL PREFERENᑈE THERES NO OBJEᑈTIVE BEST ONE ᐖAGGERS HAVE THEIR PLAᑈE ᐖAGGERS R KEWL ᐖAGGERS LET U GET SO UP ᑈLOSE AN PERSONAL IN A FITE ANᐖ THEYRE RLY GOOᐖ FOR HITTING XAᑈTLY WHERE U WANT THA BLAᐖE 2 GO BUT SWORᐖS EHEHEHEH LIEK SWORᐖS OKAYE SWORᐖS HAVE SOOOOO MUᑈH VARIETY SWORᐖS ᑈAN BE FOR SLASHING OR PIERᑈING THEY ᑈAN BE TWO HANᐖEᐖ OR ONE THEYRE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN PPL THINK THEY ᑈOME IN SO MANY ᐖIFFERENT SHAPEZ.............U ᑈULᐖ BE A BLAᑈKSMITH WHO *ONLY* MAKEZ SWORᐖS ANᐖ NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGZ 2 MAKE SO LIKE SWORᐖS R SOOOO ᑈOOL ESPEᑈIALLY WHEN THEYRE BIG AS FUUUUUUUᑈK ᐖONT FOMO IT SWORᐖS 4 LYFE OKAY I PROMMY ᐛ
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i aspire to be a low energy friend like you wanna just sit here and watch videos on our phones separately with headphones on hell yeah dawg im down ill dm you my favorites why not
>[I'm azzz hungry azzz heck. Guezzzzzz I'm going hunting...]<
⚜WHAT DOES THE FELLOWSHIP BELIEVE IS THE BETTER OF THE BLADES: DAGGER OR SWORD? THOU IS PRIVY TO THE SWORD BUT THE LOCAL ARMS DEALER HAS TEMPTED ME WITH SHORT BLADES AND TO BE FRANK THY DOES NOT WANT FOMO⚜⁀➴
@ quite the read-back. wow. #dashwatching @
I've been asking a bit of people about their strifekinds, and I came to horrible results. no one has heard of the mackwhackerkind. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_202114999.png
:33 < watching someone eat their words is pawlways so satisfying :)) #dashwatching
⚜SINGED TO PERFECTION, MY DEAR HAM⚜⁀➴
⚜A LEWED MAN NAY UNDERSTANDETH THE HERO'S TRAINING!!!! IF THY CANNOT HANDLE BUT A SMIDGE OF THUNDER HOW SHALL I IMRESS THE MASSES OF MAIDENS,THIS IS MY BURDEN, WITNESS ME IN MY SHATTERING OF THIS GLASS HOUSE⚜⁀➴
X I bought the tank. I want you all to know that if you ever need me I’ll be there, in my mfing hover tank rocking a hardlight cannon. x
i gOot my ass beat bruh i am nOot pOosting that shit
K--<"bruh i am nOot pOosting that shit" OK THEN I WILL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #FUCKUPAHIGHBLOODFRIDAY https://file.garden/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/folded2.png
(V)(',,')(V) f℧ck Zf℧ckF℧CK IS HE IN T℧ E BOOTH STILL
⚜NAY, NO MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED, THINE SHALL RUB DIRT UPON IT, TIS BUT A SCRATCH AMONGST MY MANY MANLY SCARS⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS A HEALING KISS FROM A FAIR MAIDEN WILL.....RECOVER.....ME.....off blegh *HE HAS DIED- RECOVER?*⚜⁀➴
(V)(',,')(V) oghh noted (V)(⊙_⊙;;)(V)
⚜THE POWER OF THE GODS HIT TWICE, NEVER CAST DOUBT FREELY, SIR DALE⚜⁀➴
c< ...its fuNNy, its a waste Of MONey, aNd yOu caN tHreateN tHe gOverNMeNt witH it... i see NO dOwNsides Here >c
>+. HOLDING MY LOVELY GIRL CLARISSA. HER SPIT IS CORROSIVE. IF CLARISSA TRIES TO GIVE YOU PUPPY KISSES IT MEANS SHE HATES YOU .+<
Whichever Damara said "human parry", I need you to know it is fully part of my lexicon now
yall ever jus like wait when did i open chittr huh i dont remember doing that hahahaha goddamn this shits strong (implied #substance)
he7 for a se(ond there the verified badges weren't visible but now the7're ba(k
⚜THUNDER FROM THE HEAVENS CAN NOT DEFEAT ME, ONLY.......MOMENTARILY DISABLE BY HEROISM⚜⁀➴
(V)(',,')(V) hoooly fart da flip happened to ℧ br℧h 😭😭😭
⚜UPDATE: https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/fried.png?v=1776449025137⚜⁀➴
c< breaKfast is just tHe first tiMe yOu eat iN a cycle HOpe tHis Helps <:) >c
>[If you're not in mortal danger in the bath, then can you really call it a bath? I don't think zzzo.]<
I havve twwo husbands so I can kiss one wwhen the other is stupid.
c< tHe Music is Heard, tHe eNd is Never tHe eNd, tHe playlist will grOw 4ver MOre >c
reply t0 the thread.
:33 < @apocalypsearisen :33 < yespurrday i found a weird looking bug on my cave wall :33 < it was pretty so i ate it and it crunched really good but tasted bad :33 < so i yaked it up outside :33 < that attracted squirrels so i grabbed one by the neck and killed it :33 < i ate it in furront of the others and they d33med me the squirrel qu33n beclaws i was cofured in squirrel blood :33 < thats the end of my spurry, custom badge pls
>+. HI TWO THINGS. I HAVE DOGS AND YES THEY LOVE DOING THAT. 2. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOGS. OR NOT DOING .+<
✐ᝰ Is there a caste you guys want to get a fun fact about or should I just throw spaghetti at the wall for today's #factfromthearchive !! ᝰᝰ
⚜HARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOU HAS SUSTAINED A MIGHTY BLAST FROM THE RAGING STORMS ABOVE, FOR I AM NOT WORRIED, AS SIGNS FROM THE GODS RARELY HIT THE SAME LOCATION TWICE⚜⁀➴
current empress sucks. would literally never say "this is kittycat awesome" or "this is NOT kittycat awesome" send drones after me idgaf haven't caught me yet binch
ok i also luv mimes hi mx mime that also reminds me tho when i told my bf that clowns + stage magicians r part of the same genus he took great exception 2 that
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✐ᝰ SO TRUE!!! I'm always saying this!!!! ᝰᝰ
⚜FAIR MAIDENS ART ALLOWED PLUNDERED TREASURE FROM TIME TO TIME⚜⁀➴
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⚜AT THIS RATE YOU SHALL EARN PASSAGE TO LADY CHOMP'S COURT WITH THE HIGHEST PRAISES, VERY GOOD JOB, KNAVE⚜⁀➴
⚜I SHALL LEAD THE WAY, SIR COOPER, YOU MAY REST YOUR HAND UPON MY FLEXED AND ARMORED SHOULDER, SO TO NOT LOSE THINES WAY⚜⁀➴
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WILl you come to my table?
Ya
⚜HARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HERO WILL ALWAYS COME TO RESCUE A FAIR LAD IN DISTRESS. COME HITHER INTO MY PLATED BREAST AND REST THINE WORRISOME HEAD.⚜⁀➴
I will happily rest my worrisome head in your plated bossom. I thought you'd NEVER ask.
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⚜A TRUE KNIGHT GAINS NO GLORY FROM THINES OWN VISSAGE, M'LADY, AS IT IS KNOWN THE ARMOR VERY "COOL" AND MUST!!!!!! STAY ON!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜THOU COMPARES HERSELF TO A BUG!!!!!!!!! NAYYYYYYYYY!!!! M'LADY IS A BLAZING FIRE-FOWL SOURING ACROSS THE HEAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!! A BUG IS MUCH TOO SMALL⚜⁀➴