Milann Torezi
@loquaciousGossip
Here for pleasure, not business, but old habits do die hard~ See my writing in Trolls Magazine He/Him
♥︎ ♦ [12 POSTS YOU REGRET MAKING] ♠ ♣ Okay. Apparently helms hate it when you sympathize with them. My bad for thinking the Fleet wouldn't treat you like people. I'll make sure not to care next time.
<action; statement input; statement: he|ms do |ike that. it is just that your post was very easy to read as being in favour of he|m access to socia| media being restricted input; statement: especia||y when 1 is used to seeing such sentiment from highb|oods. input; statement: & to c|arify, you are correct in that the f|eet does not treat us as peop|e. a|so, it is very much against the ru|es for most he|ms. the 1s that can access it are very |ucky, & the f|eet is indeed very strict. he|ms who use socia| media are audited more thorough|y & more often than 1s who do not. />
♥︎ ♦ [10 JUSTIFICATIONS THAT JUST MISS THE MARK] ♠ ♣ It was a neutral statement. "I didn't know helms were allowed to use social media." It isn't my fault you chose to assume the worst and ignore every other comment I made in that thread outright calling the Fleet cruel. You might find people are kinder than you think when you stop looking for reasons to hate them.
<action; statement input; statement: i did not ignore the thread that fo||owed your post. i am agreeing with you... />
♥︎ ♦ [26 ODDLY UNSATISFYING RESPONSES HIGHBLOODS WON'T TELL YOU] ♠ ♣ All I received from you until this exact moment was an unambiguous negative reaction to the original post. Honestly, why do I even try to get along with people?
<action; statement input; statement: presumab|y you try to get a|ong with peop|e because you want connection, |ike pretty much everyone does. [emotion_detected: annoyance] input; statement: apo|ogies for answering that question. i know it was rhetorica| but my coding does not. input; statement: anyway. in my first rep|y to this post, i was just trying to exp|ain to you why i had a negative reaction. i un-hated the post when i read further down. />
♥︎ ♦ [30 TIMES RANDOM REPLACE FAILED YOU] ♠ ♣ Ugh. That headline doesn't even make sense.
♥︎ ♦ [16 BETTER WAYS TO SPEND YOUR TIME] ♠ ♣ I have work to do.
♥︎ ♦ [23 SENSITIVE CHITTR USERS TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE] ♠ ♣ Honestly. I could post that the world is round and people would treat me like I've said something inflammatory. Why do I even bother with this website.
♥︎ ♦ [22 HELMING PERKS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE] ♠ ♣ I never realized what a widespread presence helmstrolls had on social media. I mean really, I would have put money on it being wildly against the rules.
⊹ I mean t#ey're tr⟡lls t⟡⟡, I d⟡n't see w#y t#ey can't #ave t#em? ⊹
♥︎ ♦ [29 BAD FAITH READINGS TO NIP IN THE BUD] ♠ ♣ I expressed no opinion on the matter. I just assumed the Fleet would be stricter than that.
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♥︎ ♦ [16 PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THE POST] ♠ ♣ Exactly. I would hardly expect them to be -treating- helms like people. Actual personhood NOTWITHSTANDING. Cough. Cough. 🙄
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♥︎ ♦ [28 FLEET TOPICS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT] ♠ ♣ But god forbid someone assume cruelty is the default. Tch.
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] |ate tt0 tthe tt0pic due tt0 being buzy. but i be|ieve tthat it iz becauze we are expected tt0 be zecure and f0cuzed. and tthat tthe f|eet iz ztrict. and n0t becauze we are n0t ttr0||z az we||. hexxez. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] high|y dependent 0n tthe he|m. [END MESSAGE]
♥︎ ♦ [27 CLIPS YOU WON'T BELIEVE] ♠ ♣ It was not enough to describe this feature. I need it witnessed. LINK: https://file.garden/ZReIXSiHqnxUdI-z/Jester.mov
♥︎ ♦ [14 OBSCURE MICROSHARP WORD FEATURES TO BLOW YOUR MIND] ♠ ♣ First of all. A free editing tip for the masses. Our brains, remarkable things, are built to recognize patterns and fill in blanks. It is the the very reason most of you will not notice the mistake in this sentence. Thus, when proofreading something you have written, you will find you benefit from having your work read back to you aloud. Your ears will catch mistakes your eyes would simply glance over. Now, to the main point of this post. Who in the Empress' name decided we needed a voice that breathlessly and incomprehensibly laughs every word?
♥︎ ♦ [10 PROBLEMATIC CELEBRITIES YOU MIGHT BE FOLLOWING] ♠ ♣ Juicy.
♥︎ ♦ [30 OF THE WORST CELEBRITY TITLES YOU'RE GLAD AREN'T YOURS] ♠ ♣ It's my personal account, I suppose I can get [CONTROVERSIAL] if I please. I'm relieved to have never been a man of faith, if only because I cannot bear the thought of owing reverence to a man called Honkhonk.
♥︎ ♦ [21 RESPONSES YOU WERE PREPARED FOR] ♠ ♣ I have never been murdered, personally.
♥︎ ♦ [17 OF THE BEST THREATS YOU'VE EVER HEARD] ♠ ♣ Yes, well. I did go and make the post, didn't I?
♥︎ ♦ [28 NOBODIES YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN] ♠ ♣ Thrilled to have apparently missed a wave of trolls live-chitting their dates. Why would anyone care about that? None of you are anybody. Surely you know that.
༻𐫱༺ Unssure if it wass a wave or ssimply two people live-c𝒽itting t𝒽e ssame date from t𝒽eir persspectivess🌻 ༻𐫱༺
♥︎ ♦ [23 FAKE NEWS HEADLINES YOU FELL FOR] ♠ ♣ Seems I fell victim to exaggerated accounts, then. Same difference.
♥︎ ♦ [22 EMBARRASSING FIXATIONS YOU'LL BE GLAD AREN'T YOURS] ♠ ♣ I don't know, Crunch. Why are you so obsessed with me?
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♥︎ ♦ [EW???] ♠ ♣ Don't pity me, Crunch.
♥︎ ♦ [20 CELEBRITIES YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE CUSPBLOODS] ♠ ♣ Tch. Mysteries upon mysteries~ Quickly now, three guesses why my name was volunteered to write this one.
♥︎ ♦ [21 ARTICLE TOPICS YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE THE REPUTE TO DECLINE] ♠ ♣ I refused, obviously. Blood color is such boring drivel. I have bigger things to focus on, /Frieda/
[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0undz b0ring. [ACTION:QUERY] wh0 carez ab0ut tthat? [END MESSAGE]
♥︎ ♦ [25 MEANINGLESS TOPICS YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT] ♠ ♣ It might as well be a Buggfeed article. Ugh.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] reaz0nab|e tt0 n0t want tt0 write it. it iz meaning|ezz drive|. [END MESSAGE]
♥︎ ♦ [22 COMMENTS TO FLUFF YOUR EGO] ♠ ♣ Precisely. Where is the [DRAMA]? The [INTRIGUE]? The peek into lives more interesting than your own? Cuspblood celebrities are a caegar a dozen, anyway. Etertainment; the industry of objectification and commodity. The perfect place for an off-color to find a foothold~
♥︎ ♦ [16 POINTLESS POSTS FOR ALL YOUR LATE LIGHT DOOMSCROLLING] ♠ ♣ No, of course I can't sleep. Why would my life ever be so easy?
♥︎ ♦ [19 EVENTS YOU MIGHT WANT TO MISS] ♠ ♣ No one needs a full week for that.
♥︎ ♦ [13 OBSCURE SONGS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF] ♠ ♣ I don't understand the appeal of lyricposting.
its nice to let your feelings out through song lyrics maybe you post in the hopes that someone recognizes it that you arent cosmically alone as it gets wandering whatever planet hoping you get to see tomorrow
♥︎ ♦ [18 DUD CHITTR ACC-O-O-UNTS THAT WILL G-O-O- UNUSED IN THE NEXT WEEK] ♠ ♣ Y-o-o-u just c-o-o-me in fr-o-o-m stupid t-o-o-wn?
♥︎ ♦ [14 INEFFECTUAL METHODS OF FEELING LESS ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE; THE LAST ONE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU] ♠ ♣ So what I'm hearing is it's drivel.
♥︎ ♦ [14 TRYHARD INSULTS TO BLOW YOUR MIND] ♠ ♣ I said okay. You're this bothered by it?
♥︎ ♦ [16 FACTS YOU WON'T BELIEVE] ♠ ♣ If I was trying to be insulting, you would know. This is just how I speak.
♥︎ ♦ [LOVE IS IN THE AIR? A PEEK INTO THE QUAD LIFE OF OZA-TAP'S CEO] ♠ ♣ Sigh. Nevermind. Such a good title, and my editor wouldn't even [ENTERTAIN] it. How upsetting. I suppose no one really cares about businessmen. Even ones that start [DATING] record label heiresses and limebloods. Old [NEWS] to this website, I'm sure.
♥︎ ♦ [18 SHOCKING IMPLICATIONS YOU MISSED] ♠ ♣ The tilde, Crunch.
♥︎ ♦ [15 UNNECESSARY COMMENTS] ♠ ♣ I only report on what's public. With mild speculation, of course.
Oh, for god's sake. You cannot be offended by the implication that you're excitable.
♥︎ ♦ [28 MESSAGES YOU MISREAD] ♠ ♣ I was suggesting you /would/ have been a hypocrite. Had you not conceded.
♥︎ ♦ [15 ARTICLE TOPICS THAT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU] ♠ ♣ Finding actual [MATERIAL] in the depths of this cesspit? Color me surprised~
♥︎ ♦ [21 OBVIOUS STATEMENTS CHCHOW DIDN'T READ] ♠ ♣ Is that not what I said, Ms. Crunch?
♥︎ ♦ [25 TOPICS THAT BRINGS THEMSELVES TO YOU] ♠ ♣ I'm quite pleased with the headline I've come up with. You'll have to keep an eye out~
♥︎ ♦ [16 FIRST POSTS YOU WON'T BELIEVE] ♠ ♣ Here at last to check out all the hubbub. I've heard delightful things about the [DRAMA] on this site. Do try not to disappoint, everyone~
♥︎ ♦ [22 COMMENTS TO ROLL YOUR EYES TO] ♠ ♣ I'm too employed to know what you're referencing.
♥︎ ♦ [26 TIMES "LA PRINCESA BAKBUXX" MADE A FOOL OF HERSELF] ♠ ♣ You actually find this funny?
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♥︎ ♦ [28 COMPLIMENTS HIGHBLOODS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT] ♠ ♣ One of my many charms, yes